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Today my first born was birthed by this beautiful woman (who is also an imgurian).
Feb 1, 2017 5:02 PM
SmurfEggs
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Today my first born was birthed by this beautiful woman (who is also an imgurian).
sometimesIeatcerealwithwater
Looks like a squished melon with a banana for a nose but your babys cute
CaeliRex
Dad, Congratulations! ~Dad
UnquietSlumbersForTheSleepers
Woah that's a big ear!
MrChiPigg
Welcome to no sleep. Muahaha.
Ihave3kidsandtheyareawesome
Looks like a c-section baby... Beautiful family!
ianrl337
Congrats on getting the parasite removed from her. May it grow big, strong, and defend us from the robot uprising when we can't fight.
MyRegularAcctIsntAnonymousEnough
congratulations on the sex!
snackarydaquiri
Breathe if you're being held hostage.
UrsulatheArtist
You need more dad jokes. Show us what you got!
pnero000
I am also dad, dad. CONGRATS ON THE BEAUTIFUL FAMILY! ????
LawFiveGuy
Congratulations. Now, start saving about US$ 22/day for the next 18 years, just in case firstborn decides firstborn wants to go to college
Fwords
Congratulations get ready to not have a good night's sleep for the next year
iHATEcAPSlOCK
Congrats!
Krakraalldayday
no I'm dad you imposter
omerfar
Congratulations to you and your wife . Tell your wife not to eat her nails.
abracadabrajahbuloneymahaboneyahyahyah
Good job planting a human seed, and good job to mom for growing it into a person!
RobertsHamburgers
Hi dad, I'm hungry
Thisiscoolshit
Why did I read the title in the same voice as "I am weasel"?
CaptainLongJohnSlither
Congratulations OP! But whose arm is that around the baby?
SmurfEggs
My wife's ;)
5768656e726561736f6e6661696c73746865646576696c68656c7073
Congratulations
killintime
Hi dad, I am your waiter.
SmurfEggs
Yeah can I get a chicken bacon ranch deep dish pizza with a lakewood lager
KMF3967
Happy Day! Congratulations to you both!
SmurfEggs
Thanks man we're both super stoked
Itwasmeiwastheburritoallalong
Congrats.
bgandy79
Hi dad I am dad also
SmurfEggs
Oh well hello Dad
astrogeek
iLikeHockey
itsyaboyDC
Welcome to the club!
Dyingginger97
Dads hi,we are dads.
SmurfEggs
Unite!!
bgandy79
Hi dad
angrypotato
Hi dad, I am also dad.
CommentMalone
Dad?
TheVoicesSay
Goddamit beat me to it.
Furryboots
Hello dads. I'm a mama. Well done! :)
manupug
me too!
bgandy79
Hi dad
georgethegreat132
Hello dads I'm also dad
SmurfEggs
Hello dad
BabyFartMan
Is your wife tiny or is your baby huge?
motorsteak
NoTrumpEver
rude
Donutapplepie
It's not rude, it's just a simple question
NoTrumpEver
be sure you ask your wife/mother/sister that same question right after they have a baby then.