Diabeetus intensifies

May 1, 2018 9:04 AM

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Its got fruit in it, healthy enough.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I already have diabetes so i'm gonna eat the whole damn cake :P

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

That looks so gross

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm bored but busy.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well at least it has some fruit on it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Joke's on you, I already got diabetes! :D

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think I just came...fat people's sexy...lol

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I came

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Mrw when the wait staff tells me I've had enough.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I need this.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

put your...put your spoon in it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The goop looks like what comes out of a really old cyst

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

just too bad that this month is monster may, and i cant have sugar

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

America needs more custard based desserts.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Mmmmmm, goodbye toes.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

That's Nutella, isn't it... Pass.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want this

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That looks fucking awful. What's with deserts these days just piles of liquid sugar. No delicate subtlety just bam here's your pile of shit

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

Agreed. I'm not a huge fan of this mutch sweetnes in a desert. Too each their own i gues.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Fuckin’ gross

8 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 14

Same thing I said. Repulsive.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Exactly. Looks like it has a gooey texture in a bad way.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

How about a recipe godammit?

8 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 1

Main ingredient is a metric ton of industrial strength concentrated sugar, I guess.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

12 cups of sugar, 4 sticks of butter, 2 cups melted chocolate, 1 cup of caramel, vanilla, 1 tsp salt. Strawberries if you’re a health freak.

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 4

Farkin horrific that is

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Hey, this kid's eating demon candy!

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

No, this kid is eating demon candy

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

What is it, precious? Cheese cakes, mousses, custards, it vexes us, precious. Yes, it does.

8 years ago | Likes 576 Dislikes 4

sometimes you come across a comment on Imgur, which is just perfect. Congratulations. I loved this

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I think the white looking stuff is too liquidy for cheesecake and suspect custard.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Alton Brown taught me that cheese cake is not really cheese or cake, it is in fact a custard pie.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

*Gollum, gollum!*

8 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 0

Sounds like the sound I'd make when inhaling that glorious mass

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Yaaaassss

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Looks like custard in a chocolate box

8 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Iv'e seen that porn.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Two custards, one box.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

???? ???? ????

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 10

Friend, imgur is not very good at using emotes and makes them show up as question marks.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

thanks for letting me know :)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No problem at all :)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When you’re not sure what the quote is from...

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 19

Gollum's speech patterns from Lord Of The Rings

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I was thinking it was a direct quote.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

Pretty sure Gollum has been not a Hobbit for long enough that he no longer remembers custard.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeaaaaah

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"But it has fruit, so it can't be that bad for me!"

8 years ago | Likes 290 Dislikes 5

One of your five a day

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fruit.. with a side of diabetes

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's crazy how much sugar is actually in raw fruit. Seriously, consider treating fruit more like healthy candy

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

and as far as sugar content, most fruit juice might as well be soda.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a well known fact that fruit or vegetables cancel out anything bad for you in the food you eat. This is why you have salad in a burger.

8 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Just like diet coke

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And carrot cake is practically health food!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So are piña coladas, for that matter.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gonna need a source on that fact.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

I've eaten burgers with and without salads in them. The salad ones sure feel healthier, so you can use me as a source.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but a salad in a McDonalds burger isn’t gonna change much.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Don't worry, I still love you

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think you’re missing the sarcasm.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you put salad on your McDonald's burger it actually reduces the calories and cuts the sodium in half. Trust me. I've eaten at McDonald's.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@op food i cant eat bc im on a diet! It actually looks oddly gross to me just bc i know my calorie meter would be high

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I bet that would be a whole day's worth of calorie by itself.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It might actually be more. My calorie limit is 1200 + 1/2 of what i exercise, this could be more if not at least 1000~

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

No doubt. I remember my shock looking up the nutritional info on my favorite takeout when I started on my new diet.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

omg, ik XD I have gotten so much better lately tho. I actually think i can keep it up and i lost 20 lbs so far.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Congrats! You are doing it! Good job!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0