I don’t care what the history is here. There is no fucking way!

Mar 7, 2023 12:02 AM

dickwitfo

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One of these days the gator is going to eat them

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Lake Placid IRL

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If you fell down that thing would gladly eat you. Just saying.

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It's not the bite so much as the subsequent high speed roll.

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What, the fucking, actual, fucking fuck!?

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Aww, swamp puppy!

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FAFO

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Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

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DO NOT PET THE DINOSAURS ! ! !

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Fucking floridians

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The sun's getting real low....

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Its that commercial about glasses where she thinks she’s petting her dog but she is not wearing her glasses

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This is how people die!

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Oh, I’m pretty sure that’s just Savannah Boan, the human, from Gatorland. https://instagram.com/savannahboan?igshid=MDM4ZDc5MmU=

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Mad Eye Moody with the binocs

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That movie was fun. It knew what it was. Plus hearing betty white call everyone a cocksucker was chefs kiss

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she sounds like Melissa McCarthy

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It's... it's like a very bitey puppy.

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this lady is now King of Florida

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still more obedient than my husky

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He looks like a puppet. He's got no throat.

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She was on one episode of Seinfeld

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Just saw a video on fp of a dudes finger getting degloved by a lion. This is very deja vu

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Damn

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Daddy, chill!

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What the hell is even that?!?

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Hungry, probably

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Is his use of grammar in this sentence correct?

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Seems like we are old and some people don't get the reference anymore ?

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(Psst, that's part of the reference)

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

I know, but some other replies here did not seem to!

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

a gator, most likely. or a croc? a big mouth full of sharp teeth fo sure it is...

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Guys, hater's upper jaw muscles are super weak. Also, when they open their mouths, they can't keep their eyes open, so if you keep tapping>

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Their nose with even the slightest pressure, you'll make them close their mouth to see what they've bumped.

3 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Exactly. Either keep pushing, or GTFO… because that reptile ain’t going to stop until it eats something.

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

The typo with the "hater's" really was a happy accident :)

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And this, kids, is why you don't Imgur after edibles.

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Cheers fellow greens enjoyer ?

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