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Nov 2, 2016 11:08 AM
killerspartan07
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helpdickstuckinabee
Lost it at "standing outside belethors" because I have done that so many times in my playthroughs
NONEPIZZAWITHLEFTBEEF
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つPRAISE TALOS༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
Jcach
Have bad dreams of adventurer murdering everyone in city. Pass it off as just bad cheese before bed.
TheContemplatorOfFate
what if when you kill everyone and go back to a previous save, any npc that you didn't kill remembers what happened but is quite out of fear
icouldbereadingabook
I haven't seen this one, and it almost made me spit out my food. My vote is up!!!
T3hRoxxor
This is fucking fantastic.
hiyesthisissatan
Casually say"Hey I know you" guy literally fucking says "I don't have time for this, do you?". Fuck it, let him be some other guards problem
Bob423
I like to say to myself "NO YOU DON'T!" And just sprint away because I know I should probably be executed for what I've done.
DIGGAMAN237
whateverisavailableokay
Talos guide you. +1
juicebox1234
This made me laugh so hard
DovaGoose
Whiterun problems.
tehzpoon
I need to ask you to stop! That... shouting... is making people nervous.
NationalSecurityAgentC
The security in Whiterun is terrible. Shameful is what it is.
charlierunkle
No lollygaggin'
5DollarSpecial
Let me guess. Someone stole your sweet roll
Crazyboy99
Move on,elf
SuddenRandomFinnishGuy
Haha
HammerParty13
literally.
CaptAguilar
Hahahahahahaha omg i laughed at this more than i should
KStudios
"Carl! Come-over here. See that adventurer over there? Yeah, the one with the black armor. Go tell him rent was due and we hawked his shit."
StanMarshTheDarsh
I am reading this in the voice that all the guards have, you know that thick Nordic accent...
Johnny5Aces
I lost it after the but about waiting outside Belethor's
Nattthekattt
And then BAM, dragon lands in village wiping out most of the guards, while you stand idly by watching in joy and pleasure.
Skeletorwillriseagain
MisterSillyDoodles
Taking an arrow to the knee actually means settling down, but other than that, this was great.
judgmentday206
Thanks for making my morning.
wannadobuttstuff
This is just fucking great
destinychopsticks
He also became the Arch-Mage of the Winterhold College out of nowhere, even though my father-in-law Sergius has 20 years seniority.
destinychopsticks
(And is known throughout Skyrim as a master enchanter who gives back by offering his services at a decent rate instead of hoarding items.)
WhoTheFuckisGavin
Hey. I give dragon bones away for free because i cba finding someone who can afford it.
destinychopsticks
The parenthetical part was talking about Sergius.
WhoTheFuckisGavin
Did you just rise from the dead? So close to christmas? ARE YOU THE MESSIAH?
NachomanDandyCabbage
If I won the lottery and bought a mansion, I'd spend all my time in one room playing Skyrim and looking at imgur
ShihtzuOwner
You can do that outside of your work hours. Thats 16 hours skyimgurim a day
Cptmike
You dont need a mansion, just a hole in the ground and some electricity.
aDuckalo4Science
Dinnerbird
Morladim
What is this from?
WhileYouWereReadingThisLongNameIstoleYourCookies
A TV show
WhileYouWereReadingThisLongNameIstoleYourCookies
Or a movie
IUpVoteDadJokes
Danger 5. It's on Netflix now: I think it was originally an Australian show.
Morladim
thank you
sallytheseashellseller
Yes and yes. It's an amazing show, cannot recommend it enough
TheMasterDB8er
Approximately 149 daggers? That's an awfully specific approximation.
doyourworkidiot
Base 10 is just as arbitrary as any other numerical system. 149 is no more or less specific than 150. They are just numbers.
Hocisern
Guy studied math for 5 plus years to give you this answer. Better give him some DAMN resPECT.
Machsattack
i tell you Bruce, this guy keeps running off the end of the stairs after he visits the Jarl, every fucking time! somethings up.
fairybug
You know, I always wondered who called the Dark Brotherhood on the dragonborn. I suppose a confused guard works.
Thekingofbeans
Usually it's whoever you pissed off. Hired thugs carry a note telling you who it was, so I assume there's a trigger to make them call the DB
Happylilpie
Most annoying part about the assasdins/thugs is if you figure out who sent them, you can't even confront them about it :/
SwagicalYololord
I think the dark brotherhood went after the dragonborn for the whole aventus thing
MongrelArchitect
Yeah you stole a kill from the Brotherhood and Astrid makes you pay it back, then y'all are cool.
muinmuin
This happens even before you do that quest (currently playing through again, it just happened and I haven't been to Windhelm yet).
secretlyopiniated
Any assassin sent always has a note which says who requested it. It's always someone you stole from who requests the assassination.
BoozeHound001
I never remember stealing from an npc but I still get the assassins
secretlyopiniated
Yeah, my bad. I was sleep deprived. It's thugs that come after you. Assassins are a random event.
MysteriousOrb
That's only for thugs. Dark brotherhood Assassins notes don't contain the name of the contractor.
secretlyopiniated
Sorry, my bad. You are right indeed.
Dslayer2000
I did the Dark Brotherhood contract to kill Betild, but after killing her, I looted her house and then she sent guards after me. And my 1/2
Dslayer2000
friend pickpocketed a Briarheart's Briarheart and he died instantly but then had thugs sent after him a day later sent by the briarheart2/2
muinmuin
Dark Brotherhood notes are signed by Astrid. They usually say "someone wants this poor fool dead."
fairybug
Really? All the notes in my play-throughs never mentioned identity. Did I just miss something all these years?
WhiterunWarriorProject
I think I remember there wad a name on the note but I had no idea who it was anyway.
MysteriousOrb
The note wasn't on the body of a Dark Brotherhood Assassin then, it was probably some random thug.
MysteriousOrb
No the dark brotherhood assassin notes just say kill "Player name". They do not have the name of the person who put out the contract.
SHEGOTWIRES
I wish i go back in time and spend another year only playin skyrim this game is my jam i would buy it now on ps4 but dam the price is high!
howmuchwoodcouldawoodchuckchuck22
I just bought it again for xbox and its fantastic. The memories
ninjaoftheworld
If they make the elder scrolls into a movie I hope the main character is some npc who's life was just shattered as a byproduct of the story.
foxfloof
I think that the main protagonist should be a kid that has lost his dad and he has to go find the dad best plot k80 perry/80
SoleSurvivorr
There is a College Humor skit similar to this.
sithney
if you like that sort of ground-level view and you're also into comics, read "Marvels" by Kurt Busiek. it's a miniseries from the 1990s
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
http://www.pcgamer.com/the-elder-strolls-part-1-fresh-off-the-boat/
AlphaRooster
Like Monty Pythons, Life of Brian
MargoMcKnew
I second this notion!
WeFoundSomethingBeneathTheIce
Rosenpcrantz and Guildengaurd are dead
nolantheirish
If they made an anime they could pretty much make it overlord with a sky rim skin
Yetsumari
Definitely Sanguines questline is worthy of a movie
ilikeblondehair
I'd rather see a GOT style television series
SmashinLuv
That's actually not a bad idea.
DONALDTRUMPUSA
It's the guard and shows his entire life up to getting married (arrow in the knee) and how his cousin was out fighting dragons, up (1/2)
DONALDTRUMPUSA
until he goes to strike up a chat with the local hero and gets murdered immediately by him. (2/2)
melwil
"Not again."
AintNothinButAUsername
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Cere4l
there are elder scolls books. theyre quite decent but i sure hope thats not what theyd make the movie about then
OhNoNotThatGuyQuickEverybodyHide
I really think video game adaptations would be better served as mini-series instead of movies.
sirjooz
Shadania
giganticroboticpenguin
The Dovahkiin's three brothers were killed in the war and a select group is sent to find him and bring him back home to his mother
Mellowtron
Watch Westworld! It's pretty much the character development of NPCs. It's great!
rorroverlord
I'm totally loving that show.
jp189512
like life of brian?
WeaponizedCrumbs
That GD chicken.......
Stull
*whose
ninjaoftheworld
Dang.
Stumpyz
Either that, or one of the lesser used companions. "Dude, I've followed him everywhere, and I've got some tales to share..."
graou13
Lydia
InquisitorOctaviusoftheOrdoMalleus
A youtube series at the very least
Radicool21
Like Agrajag from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
juniperberriesonmars
This deserves more recognition
Radicool21
On the other hand, the character going fittingly unnoticed is a bit poetic
AlwaysTrustTheManInABigWhiteVan
Oh no, not again...
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
*chopping wood* *dragonborn sprints through on a horse being followed by a dog, 12 guards, 3 wolves, a bear and a dragon* *beasts 1)
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
Distracted by townsfolk and proceed to eviscerate them all* *some lady in mismatched armour runs through 10 seconds later yelling something2
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
About a thane* .................. *Chopping wood*
Mediumtim
Reddit has /r/lifeasannpc
WhiterunWarriorProject
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dongerators
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cupcake2138
Sweet
IncreasingChaos
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BangkokDanger
Would be better as a TV show I think. 1 hour episodes, GoT/Vikings level production
windragon
or make the movie as a collection of short stories set in around the universe. kinda like the animatrix
GoodbyeCassini
I would be down with this, especially if they go to Animatrix route and never actually involve the main character (except tangentially).
windragon
well, you might not even have to use the main character. use the old lore, or the tales in the universe, or personal stories playing it.
dyc3r
Agreed. With a world like this, you need to do justice to the lore, and a movie probably wouldn't be enough.
rabidCOVIDphysician
Actually, a detailed monologue like this would probably make a stellar youtube video. Get a good voice actor, and a decent editor.
IceKarma
Hahaha. People are talking about movies, and TV series, and your suggestion? a YOUTUBE VIDEO. XD
rabidCOVIDphysician
Well, you're right those would all be waaaaaay better. Just trying to push for something we know could realistically be done now.
actinistia
To be fair, lore junkies like the shoddycast have done amazing work with TES lore
Cptmike
He took an arrow in the ass and now he questions everything around him.
Munchman347
If 'arrow to the knee' is a way of saying he married a woman and settled down, does 'arrow to the ass' mean...
Cptmike
licked his shitter like an apple fritter
TheWholeBlueberryExperience
The POV of an unimportant character that always seems to be in the same spot. "I'll walk to Helgen *dragon*"
BahamutBBob
The few POVs I've seen have had less than stellar camera work, and gave me headaches. I avoid POV feature films.
TheWholeBlueberryExperience
I mean it more of like a narrated movie through his/her/attack helicopter's perspective. POV was a quick way to say it.
MadEyeMoodyBooty
MY CABBAGES
supergreenpasta
Wait, a dragon in Helgen you say? That explains the dragon the dragon that I saw flying away from Helgen!
TheWholeBlueberryExperience
"Did you guys see the massacre at town square? 3 dead! Apparently they were contractors from Belethor all the way in Whiterun."
TheWholeBlueberryExperience
Are you kidding me? 50 septims to visit the capital (Solitude)? Just yesterday I took a wagon from Windhelm to Riften for only 20!
PinkyToeSlayerOfTableLegs
POV is my favorite after all.
BridgetoTerabithiawasshit
Except in Hardcore Henry. God, that was shit. Like almost everything Machinima makes.
SuperiorPosterior
Hardcore Henry was *the shit. Nothing amazing. No grand plot or anything. But holy fuck it's a fun ride.
LuciferCrowe
I liked that movie, no blockbuster or anything, but it was a fun movie.
GibOfXen
Same I enjoyed it. I feel like it belonged on netflix rather than cinema
BoredoBandito
Are we talking porn? I feel like we're talking porn.
Jigsaw68
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G0MeatCube
We're talking points of views. Whether it be dragons or some balls deep analing.
BigisDickis
Balls deep analing dragons
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
points of view*
Mistermonday96
Translating all that lore and story into a movie would be so fucking hard. I'm game.
taylorisnotacat
what about a world war z (book) esque miniseries? each episode following one character, loosely chronological
Mistermonday96
People will claim it's a GoT rip off, I guarantee it.
JunWasHere
The key is to focus on characters and only include relevant lore. Trying to fit a world into a movie is dumb, that requires sequels.
SixWingsWide
I figure they can take some shortcuts by making a movie about Tiber becoming Talos (with the main character
DatDarthCaedus
But Talos is possibly the fusion of three souls (Hjalti Early-Beard, Ysmir Wulfharth and Zurin Arctus) into an oversoul over decades.
TheYearOfTheAnteater
Or like five centuries if you count the Warp in the West.
DatDarthCaedus
Now I kinda wonder how the WitW dragon break would translate to TV... Rick and Morty style, perhaps?
SixWingsWide
being a follower like in 13th Warrior). Some guy/chick telling the tale of Talos firsthand. Even Berenziah
SixWingsWide
could the storyteller or even make the movie about her. Like bicentennial man with robin williams.
draco91
You're game to see TES thoroughly sodomized?
Tesfallout
please no
Mistermonday96
I think the heart and soul of TES is so enrapturing that if a well made screen adaptation was coming out I'd lose my shit.
AggressivelyPassive
Pretty sure there are mods for specifically that.
AgolfHiller
More then Bethesda is doing right now? Can't be that bad
ANewBadlyDrawnReactionImageAsIMakeThem
Lord of the Rings did alright, and it arguably had more lore than TES
Mistermonday96
LOTR was unique in that the film maker had way more say over production than modern studios would allow. Plus the audience is different...
Mistermonday96
TES has a younger base demographic, LOTR was every fantasy buffs fav book for about 90 years. The film would have to meet the demo.
1metalnation
4 books, and 1 gigatome and somehow TES do actually have more lore, and more intricate at that
LuciusAelius
Technically 10 books: The Lord of the Rings is 6 books, The Hobbit, The Book of Lost Tales, The Children of Hurin, and the Silmarillion.
mybrothersmario
remember, TES has had 5 games with large amounts of lore for each area.
cklepper
They should do a show series, like game of thrones does.
Grudgebearingmidget
Agreed, they'd certainly have a wide variety of cultures to work with.
MnemonicMonkeys
Watch Shoddycast's videos on TES lore. They don't make any new characters, but it's a pretty good series
Mistermonday96
If it's going to be another eragon disaster they shouldn't even bother.
MaxieMooo
What Eragon disaster? The books were great! I can't wait for the movie, if they ever release one.
LuciusAelius
Precisely.
DONALDTRUMPUSA
I hope they'll be good!