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Blinky
Soon every home will have a robot helper.
Don't worry.
It's perfectly safe.
What the fuckery 8/10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0lKDy6E918
Project Shell
Year 2086. Kate Sorin never imagined how volunteering herself as "base citizen" for Project Shell would determine her fate.
The Western Confederation claimed that the creation of the cyber-clones would be the bridge to a free and equal society,
without thinking that their human nature would fight against the role they were created for: to be slaves.
Intensity rating 6.5/10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWHQm1KvLhw
Vengeance
"Vengeance" is about a man that has the things most important to him taken away by a sadistic alien, but is offered a chance for revenge.
Plot twistyness 5/10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2AtaHLBpJ0
Flying Man
Just your average flying super hero... or is he?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3glBey3XCU
Rising
Something peaceful to relax you before the upcoming short films.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1xaySJwTJg
Fucking prettiness 8/10
Time Warp
Stranded in space but not in time...
Scifi-iness 10/10
cheesy maskness 6.7/10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpmkpCK3ysg
Thresher
A man locked in a room faces inter-dimensional terror.
Spookyness 7/10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqNdbHHWtBc
Phoenix 9
After a global nuclear war has turned earth into a scorched wasteland, a struggling group of survivors discovers a secret installation that offers a new beginning, but not without a catch...
Chances you'll say "oh damn" 7/10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5B_W_1dJGAA
Keloid
In a not too distant future, societies of all countries come to rely on an intricate network of artificial intelligence
devices designed to bring efficacy to man's life. Yet, man continues to devour himself in useless wars. A strong
political hierarchy now divides all powers into three factions, and A. I. devices rapidly gain ground as efficiency becomes a priority.
Insensityness 9/10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vG8GtxV8-aI
The origins of creatures
A futuristic vision of a world after a catastrophic disaster. In this dark parable mutated limbs are looking for cooperation,
but due to miscommunication this mission is doomed to fail.
what the fuckery 8/10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84Ln-5E29Vk
MrRemy
my favorite part of "Thresher" -
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SmellOfMonkey
Blinky only did what any of us would do. That family was awful, especially that little shit of a kid.
Tigerboxers
I love these types of short films.
imadogwoof
Thanks, I love these.
Spenny1994
Don't say "plot twistyness" now I'm expecting that shit
EB109
Keloid needs to become a real film
Oatfield
"New evidence suggest Global Warming is making the beaches a sexier place" Interesting news ticker, Blinky. ^^
ThatVenezuelanLostINimgur
The real good thing about imgur is that we all get to share stuff that others don't even know about. Posts like this are my favorites.
Llainway
updootyness 8/10
Toomanydamnlogins
These shorts are better than most Hollywood crap in theaters.
SleepyWalrus
No problem! No problem! No problem! No problem! No problem! No problem! No problem! No problem! No problem! Ready or not, here I come!
LifeDoctor
Mooomm! Blinky's broken!
Nolerama
Blinky... was disturbing.
SleepyWalrus
yeah, the first time i saw it I was more than a little unsettled by it ._.
AwesomeSauceChef
I'm pretty sure Flying Man is just a parody of Heroes.
notsurewhatimdoinghere
Fun fact: a keloid is also a type of scar
Orochizilla
I've seen flying man shit kinda creped me out but it was also kinda cool.
Thoraxe123
Time Trap was hilariously amazing! xD
BlitzerRhames
Very imaginative
Tohaker
Reminded me a lot of Guardians of the Galaxy, in its humour and also music and typeface
AviatorMoonshine
The intro was pretty much a nod to GotG, I'd think.
evilterran
rating system ilold/10
Ragnarok1030
I love these lists. Work distractions for days
ICouldNotFindAUsernameIWanted
For the love of mercy, watch Thresher.
hoeya
Flying Man has to be among the best shorts I've seen. There's actually talk about a full-feature based on it.
AcadianBacon
I hope so.
ConfirmedBachelor
Do you have a source? I would love for this to be true.
hoeya
Their Facebook page. Unfortunately, it hasn't been updated in awhile, but the creators twitter is still fairly active.
Phoenix223
Im a bit of a little bitch. Can you tell me if its scary?
hoeya
Not really. It has it's moments of fast action, but.
medicofdeath
Keloid gives me a raging Boner in so many ways. If anyone has found the full uncut music please post the link
SunburnedNightbreed
I'l have to check these out; also can I recommend El Gigante, it's got some ok gore and is bizarre in a good way
DroolingYeastman
I once saw a short on YouTube with an alien man who came down to earth and imitated all sorts of animals. I think he was shot by a farmer 1/
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DroolingYeastman
I will try later. Thank you
DroolingYeastman
with a shotgun. Saw this years ago and can't find it. But maybe imgur can? 2/2
bachterman
maybe it was about an alien robot envoy who took the form os jesus, and got picked up by a nutcase with a dog. THAT was what the fuckery.
DinkIeberg
For those of you who haven't seen it, there is a short horror film called Charlie on YouTube. Best short film I've seen on here, check it
SlutNugget
I literally haven't heard of any of these. Thanks
kultovbela
Same here. Thanks.
spug3t
Youtube has clearly failed me with its suggestions.
ImCommanderShepardandIapprovethispost
By definition I think.
Jimmmydickgun
Eventually I'll watch all these videos. But what do we say to the God of short films?
RetrieveThatGold
Thank you?
Lilshadow48
Ive only seen flying man, good shit too.
IdeaOfLove
I figuratively have heard of some of them.
FedEXguy
Vengeance is pretty bad. 5/10 is way too generous for it, IMO.
Piornet
It could have been great - but it wasn't a short, more like a teaser.
TheGhostofElizabethShue
Not really any proper story to it. It's a first act, if that.
CarpenterGuy
It was garbage. The main character was worse than a soap opera actor.
About350
what was the plot twist though? that his family was maybe still alive?
Piornet
It could have been great - but it wasn't a short, more like a teaser.
Swiftlord
it sucked.
mermeow
I want everything on imgur to be rated on a what the fuckery scale.
M808V
I call it the WTFactor.
IAmJacksViagraInducedErection
I gIve this comment a 1/10 on the Wtf scale because I agree
BuffaloDanger
In addition to upvote and downvote, we should have upwhats and downwhats. Or maybe upfucks and downfucks.
Fuckery
Holy shit my username is finally relevant
Codedependent
What the?
GroundUpMoonRocksArePurePoison
Why not make a separate vote for fuckery scale. People can avoid gore or NSFW by fuckery scale rating. @Sarah..
hyperdistortion
LNI regularly hits 11, overdone memes around a 0.3, subverted memes maybe an 8, and @Sarah related things will be all over the damned scale.
RealSlimeHours
But can you convert it to banana scale?
hyperdistortion
To convert to banana, multiply by pi, then divide the result by the square root of itself. Simples!
LTlightOfDay
As an alternative method, take the square root, and multiply by the square root of pi.
hyperdistortion
That'd do it, yep.
Mcknizzle
Are there any of these that DONT include a post apocalyptic future?
Cipher3
Flying Man isn't even the future really.
BlitzerRhames
Blinky isn't post apocalyptic, it is the future though.
TommyToranger
Flying man, Blinky and Rising. So yeah like about a third.
Mcknizzle
Not enough
beleginwaffle
NO BLINKY! NO! BAD ROBOT!
spaceface9000
9862... 9861... 9860...
BlitzerRhames
Great, now I am craving meatballs.
MimzytheBun
Poor Blinky.. the kid was a dick.
Bliraxnil
i knew from the beginning, that it would turn out horribly well... i like Blinky :D
Nnyco
No problem!
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
I just want to be your friend!
lunaisbestprincess
Let me guess, cute lil robot gets abused, then turns homicidal and kills everyone?
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Actually it's more like parents always fighting, kid takes it out on robot, angrily tells robot to kill everyone (without thinking he'd do
ebonyjim
Guessing in reply to posts that are spoilers isn't really a guess, is it ;p
DragonLordG
The robot was ordered to stay still, clean up, count down from 86,400, kill the dog, kill me, kill my parents, kill everyone.
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
it) then yes. Still you should watch 2/2
DragonLordG
The robot interpenetrated the impossible orders as whenever he's not moving and doing something. count down. When you hit 0, kill everyone.
ThatLemonStealingHorse
Before I watch it, I want to ask: is there a section of this where someone says "fuck me" and blinky grows a penis and follows orders? (1)
ThatLemonStealingHorse
Cuz it seems like he'd be the type of robot to grow a penis and follow that order. (2)
lunaisbestprincess
God....
beleginwaffle
It's more about the journey than the destination.
lunaisbestprincess
O_O
Cruefan91
I love your username
lunaisbestprincess
Aw thanks :D
karamelone
Man fuck blinky, actually made me uncomfortable
IAmJacksViagraInducedErection
Quite.
Mr107
I just want to be your friend
Oatfield
Agreed... That was disturbing.
megaepicllama
Holy meatballs, that one was intense.
BeastlySwordFigjter
Jesus that one was so cray
Zidlickymyclitsome
He got the Scott Tennerman treatment - but in reverse
Mithi
"Ready or not, here I come!" whirrrrrrr
dennnnnis
yeah very disturbing
ChunderBuns
He wasn't 3 laws safe
InnerMachinationsOfMyMindAreAnEnigma
fuck that kid, all that could have been prevented if he just wasn't a twat
LiterallyYourMom
When the teaser trailer first came out I didn't know it was a short, so I was a little disappointed in the length. Still good though.
rinnybell210
Whatever, it was all that asshole kid's fault. Blinky was just doing what he was told.
Immf
"No problem!"
DragonLordG
Don't order your robot slave to kill everyone and you'll be fine.
istilldontknow
nah, fuck the kid, what the hell is wrong with him
YeWickedWitchOfWest
His parents are horrible and he's had a bad childhoodOf course he's bullying blinky, he's desperate for some measure of control in his life.
MindErasr
Making excuses for kids like this is exactly why bullying is a problem.
YeWickedWitchOfWest
Bullying doesn't just happen in a vacuum, there are underlying reasons behind it. Nothing is ever black and white.
Wellisntthatinteresting
We need a Blinky and Saw crossover. "Hello Blinky.....I want to play a game......."
CodeXCDM
"Ready or not..." http://imgur.com/UdpWaon "HERE I COME!" http://imgur.com/g9CiclA
Bucaneer181
Man fuck that
TailBiter
The kid was a little shit. I know he was just "acting out" to get attention, but still.
yetinafloatie
more like fuck the kid.
Claytor
the kid was being a right cumstain, i say he deserved it, but his parents didn't need to eat him.
Blackcoog
Yeah, FUCK Blinky. I watched that a while back. I'm still scared. No way am I clicking on the others.
YoloSwagginsAndTheKnightsOfTheRoundTable
how does a robot who cant catch a frisbee kill all those people?
kkus
I felt sorry for Blinky. I didn't feel sorry for the humans. Fuck humans.
steelerchief
Yeah. He probably my shouldn't have led with that one!
PJehT
2/2 | That got creepy real fucking fast
Blackcoog
Yup..... super fucking creepy.
PJehT
I'm only 5 minutes in and I'm now scared to continue
YoloSwagginsAndTheKnightsOfTheRoundTable
its really not scary at all,
kkus
man. I'm going to fail the "are you a human?" test now
Blackcoog
kkus
Five?
AviatorMoonshine
Click the Time Trap: It's a comedy and a good one. A REALLY, Really, Really Good one. The Flying man makes you tense and gives you a few...
AviatorMoonshine
He writes it as "Time Warp" but don't be fooled, that's a typo. :P
AviatorMoonshine
spoops, but nothing horrifying or scary. Vengeance is also harmless.
BrienneofTarthsJumboJunk
Did I do good?
chemistsdoitintesttubes
To be fair to Blinky, they did stop arguing...
Thoraxe123
Your son is here, I cut him up and cooked him and you are eating him
megaepicllama
*gags*
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
I just want to be your friend
smoochmysnoot
Are you enjoying your meatballs?
prismatic1111
...don't mess with blinky I guess
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
But all he did is what he was told to do? #TeamBlinky
megaepicllama
They're fine, thank you
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Gee where's Kevin? (Or whatever the little brats name was)
MinecraftingVW
Kevin is in a better place. Your stomach to be precise.
Ticky21
He's been recycled.
saladwarrior
It's Alex but close enough I guess
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Ah, thanks. Didn't want to watch again purely because I can't stand that kid.
DimmestLemming
Kevin is fine. He is right here.
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
What do you mean? No he's not. I don't understand you sometimes blinky