princepoint
139977
3224
151
#house
Sep 17, 2017 2:14 AM
princepoint
139977
3224
151
#house
rankaleenyanyan
shitty af. didn't you guys see the 9gag tag? I'd hate to live with that forever.
lordtuzzy
a fucking repost from 9gag sso a donwot
PwnageHobo
Just like my house, except mine looks shit on the inside too
SanchoLibre
New Orleans, you say?
JupitersWitch
Whilst sitting poolside you can experience the sounds of a real life murder. It's almost as if you were right there witnessing it.
Velexis
If I pay $1.6mil for a house, I expect it to be bigger and look better on the outside.. Fucking hell
Cardofanto
...via 9gag bahahaha
humptysorthopedic
I like that open floor warehouse style. Can't afford it but
madmaurice
I see you 9gag watermark! And I hate you!
FoxGodRecords
Stupid 9gag filmstrips! I HATE those things! I downvote them out of spite.
beaubrent
Its all good until the hurricanes come back.
SirWadeWilson
The French Quarter is litteraly the only place in new Orleans thats on high ground. Its been there for 300 years (as of next year) its fine
TimeRyderAndTheChronoTeens
upvote for the awesome images, downvote for the FUCKING 9GAG LOGO in every single one of the images.
CaptinCuddles
I downvoted purely on that 9GAG watermark
FoxGodRecords
Apparently there are FIVE 9gag watermarks. I didn't bother looking…
b2bwwchamps
But it's in New Orleans.
johnnydangerous
Solid 3 feet above sea level.
FatBastardVegetarian
*Below...
TheDairyPope
It's a shame someone left shits all over those pictures. *Adjusts monitor* Never mind, it's just a 9gag watermark.
Zainadin
FUCK OFF; First REPOST! Second 9GaG water maters......
semiautonomicbiologicalunit
Reminds me of the gardener's cottage at my country estate. Charming, I'm sure.
TheMayorOfTittyCity
It is ridiculously nicely decorated but would you still call this a studio? It seems like there are 0 bedrooms.
DonaldMcLeod
seeing is believing... and weeing is relieving
TheBurritoConfederacy
clap.gif
Bruc3LZR
Why do I see 9gag.com in the picture?
CaptGunpowder
How to discourage robbers: make your shit look as shitty as their shit.
bisqwit
Where I live, car robbers actually like old crummy cars better than shiny new cars.
AMPLIFIEDFootsteps5IntenseMusic
TheDivineUsersub
As a born and bred New Orleanian, still not worth it. You step out your door. Robbed in 0.236 seconds.
DatGringo
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DontKnowTheSource
Almost missed the 3 9gag water marks, and my downvote
DontKnowTheSource
Missed the 2 on the left. Make it 5
FoxGodRecords
9gag gets an automatic downvote (unless it has been split into individual images)!
SeanBeanDiesAlot
So 1.6 million is for what? The tesseract technology that makes it fit in there?
Themidge22
It looks like it's probably around Bourbon street and downtown, the houses and condos around there are $$$$$
MissSmoo
Not gonna lie. Im underwhelmed...
letsnotgothere
It looks like something from an early 2000s vampire movie.
Keru
Honestly, it looks like everything you'd expect from some silicon valley douchebags idea of 'class'.
Corrodias
It, ah... doesn't look very nice to me, either.
SquidJesus
Everything is fucking marble.
Bartholomeo
Americans think that marble = expensive = good taste. Soon they will learn that good taste cannot be bought.
SquidJesus
...Mahogany.
Bartholomeo
You won't find mahogany in recent homes, because that takes time to make. Marble is easy, slap it in front of sheetrock and done.
SadCannibalNoises
They can take down about half the curtains and still have plenty of curtains.
HelloGecko
@OP I see a ''VIA 9GAG.COM'' watermark.
FoxGodRecords
Apparently there are FIVE 9gag watermarks.
HelloGecko
https://imgur.com/BxzvaVD
SonderingStrike
So there is a House in New Orleans? Called the Rising sun? Been the ruin, of many a poor boy, and now you're one?
GuW69
Yeah, but his mother was a taylor, she sew his new blujeans, his father was a gamblin man
SonderingStrike
Down in New Orleans?
GuW69
Probably
supercalifragilisticexpealidocious15
One foot on the platform
MisunderstoodAsshole
Only 1.6? What's wrong with it?
Taking3
haunted
JeepersMedia
LordDebuchan
It's in New Orleans.
princessatigresa
VitaminJay
It /is/ in NOLA...
Kimberoo
You deserve more doots than I can give
BennyJ89
If you buy this house, you're automatically the neighborhood drug dealer
ItCanOnlyBeANipple
That sounds ideal.
Shelest
Are drugs included in price?
MarioBoon
So, you'll have refinanced your mortgage in 5 months? Sweet!
mancrush
The crack house next door.
RavensX1X
And the one across the street.
aTokenOfMyExtreme
Nah that one's nice too
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
Ghosts. Racist old person ghosts that tell you long, winded tales about plantation owning.
flikrdoodles
Which is weird considering they're Katrina ghosts. Doesn't super add up, but they're adamant about their honesty.
RackhamTheRed
MorbundRotund
16 feet below sea level.
DrinkBootySweat
100 grand per foot
TheBitcherThreeMilfCunt
So like the rest of nola?
Sjart
As a dutch person: What's wrong with it?
TheWitcher86
The French Quarter is actually 5 feet above sea level. Which is why it didn't flood during Katrina.
PauLogic
Well thank goodness the beignets are safe.
MarioBoon
Looks like the French were onto something...
Raecracy123abc
Don't people do this for the property tax assessors who if not explicitly invited in only assess it from outside, genuinely interested...
zafothetank
They use data from public records and base their assessment off a sales price or transfer of ownership.
DrKriegersClone
If it sells for $1.6M, it will probably be taxed on that value.
Krieghund
Property tax assessors probably never even go to the site. But it's a historical building with lots of rules about what they can change.
Shelest
No, however understandable your mistake is, you are still mixing them up with vampires
GuestChrist
It's right in the French Quarter. There ain't nothing cheap there
Tikityler
They do in Alaska. Large barn looking buildings with Tyvek (construction plastic) on the outside and some really nice houses inside.
NorwegianGlaswegian
Sounds about right. Also, burglars will be more likely to pass up on the place.
blinblambloo
If I'm ever rich I'll do it for burglars
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RyeInACan
you pay enough money to someone, and there doesnt need to be a mob connection. you become the mob connection.
RyeInACan
there is a story behind that, but i doubt people are interested in that.
txmount
Tax assessors mainly work from records, not the property itself. Sauce: My mom is a county tax assessor.
IndyAndyJones
Yo mamma
Halflingflinger
So does that make you a "tiefling", or do you prefer to be referred to as part-demon? Half-devil? I never get it right. It's a minefield.
txmount
Hm, I always thought it was because I'm an Aries... I suppose it *could* be genetic instead of astronomic
thatdamnrat
Tieflings are a few generations removed from the lower plains, half-fiend or Cambion are the correct terms.
Halflingflinger
(1/2) Cambions are only elven half-fiends, iirc. But at the same time, Fey'ri are not necessarily cambions.
Halflingflinger
(2/2) And Tieflings sometimes refers to all with fiendish ancestry. Like I said, it's a social minefield!