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PepeBotellas
This is bullshit Op.
MogseyInnit
"About as straight as a roundabout" for men who are probbaly homosexual but won't admit it.
SirGardo
First time I heard the spanish one. I'm spanish
KenMcClay
I'm Spanish and never heard that one
Dredoll
Here's a Norwegian one: "Hæstkuk!" meaning you were just called a horse's dick. It's an insult, not a compliment you perv.
HEIS3NBERG
Russia is hardcore
CatsApprove
Кол is actually a sharpened wooden stick, not an axe. Теши - make something sharper. So not too hardcore
ImTakingShit
I have never heard someone say that "your mother mates with reindeers" in finland. Other bizarre insults yeah.
justiina
I've heard "poronnussija" but more as a joke.
handwich
was prepared to comment this myself. thanks for saving me a few seconds that I now wasted anyway.
AvJeo
The swedish One is mostly used by old people and very rare. But yeah, it's weird.
SvarvSven
I plan to start using it again.
infernopg
béka segge alatt, without the e. Also it's not used for ignorance, it's more used in context of poverty and stupidity.
timetimetimeago
Well, i'm spanish and this is the first time i hear this sentence about onions,,,,
ArtOfKarolMichalec
"Your parents made you over a pay phone and run out of money" - very popular polish insult
KomodoKill
Never heard the Spanish one. And yep, I'm Spanish
alchemist12345
The hungarian is wrong. While the translation is good, its not used as an isult towards people in itself. Its used if something is subpar.
alchemist12345
For example "Our healthcare system is under the frog's ass." It CAN be used as an insult e.g.: "Your IQ is under the frog's ass."
ZeldaShotFirst
In America, I've heard "dumb as a sack of hammers." I will now use this idiom to describe this list. This list is dumb as a sack of hammers.
Skygate217
My family speaks Cantonese and Mandarin and I never heard either of those insults and trust me, I would have.
somenerandom
Going through the comments, it seems not one of this is actually accurate or commonly used. Kudos for the effort though
tablewindowisalamp
Usually I just call people a fucking cunt.
JoiningTheBandwagon
Australian? Australian...
biglovetravis
Works here, too.
exxonius
I feel like cunt works for everything to be honest. To show anger and love towards one another.
SomesayhesdoingtheobituaryMambo
What's that?
saharadesert
A female's fanjita what is being fornicated with in the present tense.
SomesayhesdoingtheobituaryMambo
Oh, ok. I think I've had a fanjita at Taco Bell. Do they smell funny?
AbstractBettaFish
Serbia's is my favorite
SirTwentyOfHouseGoodman
Its rarely ever used. The most common are 'Picka ti materina!' And 'Jeba' ti pas mater!'
dildobiscuit
In Croatia / Serbia those are barely insults. So far as I know, you'd say those to your friends, no?
Psylo
"Them’s the kind a people who keep a shovel of shit on the kitchen table to keep the flies aff the butter" - Northern Ireland
Psylo
Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unGtpBP83as
icameinlikeafeckingball
I loled at “I think we should get married soon.” –“I’m pregnant.”
SavageStan
I am from Bulgaria and have never heard of this insult.
doomguykenobi
Scotsman here, can confirm glaikit
BlackVasquez
The Hungarian "beka segge alatt" simply means to be a very bad (emotional, economical, etc.) state or low position. This is not an insult.
Bezilon
Exactly. Just a few corrections to the actual grammar and writing of the phrase "A béka segge alatt". Cause e and é make different sounds...
peoniesinkittylitter
I'm annoyed at the Malaysian one. It's not even in the national language of Malay. They have some interesting ones, like 'otak udang' (1/2)
creepwood
That sounds like Tagalog
peoniesinkittylitter
Yeah I've noticed Malay and Tagalog have the same words for stuff or very similar.
peoniesinkittylitter
(2/2) Translate to 'prawn/ shrimp head' and is used to describe someone stupid.
thisappisajoke
These things make me irrationally angry because they're never correct and yet people just keep spreading them around.
chickenbreath
As an Irishman myself, I've never heard that insult before.
DoReMemeSoFaLaTiDo
Yep. "Thick as a ditch." Or "thick as shite." Or "thick as two planks."
TheBitchessOfScience
'Thick as shit' I've heard, I don't really want to give them benefit of the doubt though
RaddaRaddaRaddaRaddaRadda
Ive heard it but I wouldn't say it was one of our best
chickenbreath
Hmm. Small world I guess.
insongwhang
First time I've heard that finnish insult.
vauhtihirmu
For me as well. Still, it might be an old one from Lapland, so no one but older generations there may have heard it.
R3mmy
Ugly as a bag of spanners isn't too common. In england we call cunts wankers
ugunaeatdat
Make up your mind
saharadesert
A wanker can be a cunt as much as a cunt can be a wanker. Both are bloody fuckwits and a fuckwit may also be a cunt &/or a wanker.
ugunaeatdat
Now I'm really confused
AcademicFailure
I use it quite a lot but I do prefer 'Face like a bag of dicks' instead.
grumblethump
I would be more likely to say they have a face for radio
HEIS3NBERG
I'm English and I've never heard anyone say "you're a bag full of spanners" to anyone.
ArtOfKarolMichalec
Yeah I've heard it looks one English one I like is "she's so rough her teeth are sticking out of her cunt"
JoshCanJump
MogseyInnit
I've heard it plenty here in ireland (mostly explicit variants though..)
JoshCanJump
Face like a bag of smashed arseholes.
HEIS3NBERG
I have an Irish friend and sometimes I call him a leprechaun
SmellOfMonkey
English and I've heard it, but it's a face like a bag of spanners.
HEIS3NBERG
hippityhoppitywomenareproperty
"Gå och dra nåt gammalt över dig" is not something swedes say.
hippityhoppitywomenareproperty
Ive lived in sweden all my life and never heard of it. I think it depends on wich landskap you live in
SvarvSven
Stockholm here, but I think it's an age think rather. More commonly used before...
swedeonamoose
atleast not nowdays, did hear it more when i was younger.
sorple
Excuse me? I use it bi-monthly, like anyone would.
creepwood
Do you mean twice a month or every other month? inquiring minds needs to know
SarcasticSwede
Maybe you should "Gå och dra något nytt över dig" instead then.
Zlimeshili
lul
olegh
It is an extremely well known idiomatic expression. If you don't know it, you are simply unknowledgeable.
elinveronicap
I'd say it's a bit dated, but it's not that uncommon.
Therearetoomanyusernames
@svarvsven you're my expert in these matters. Lol you agree?
SvarvSven
Yes, I agree with that is a phrase used. Not that often these days, but definitely still in use.
Therearetoomanyusernames
They say it isn't used. Maybe it's a regional thing. Thank you for your expertise. =o)
SvarvSven
I can agree it's not that common to use right now, but it used to be.
Therearetoomanyusernames
You would know if it was used a long time ago, huh? ;oP lol
TheRealR0tb3rt
As a German myself, "Dunkelbumser" is not commonly used.
DVSBSTrD
And you wonder why Germany was voted the least funny country.
GregoryPartridge
I'm Irish and never once heard that one. And I've been to every province as well
BayazTheBenevolent
Pretty sure this post is the first time I've seen that word. 'Dunkelbumser' lmao.
ZombieMV
Neither is the english one.
laughingsohardifelloffmydinosaur
Well, if you look at the sources you can see Buzzfeed, so kinds expected it
FancyPantlessTeaParties
To be fair, Buzzfeed is cited as a source, so you can expect it all to be bullshit.
EvilMidnightBomberWhatBombsAtMidnight
But Dunkelweizen is pretty commonly used, and I'd take that insult in a tall glass.
TheGreatResurrectorofThreads
A German Imgurian! Mind if I pick your brain sometime? :)
DukeFlipside
As a Scot, neither is "glaikit"
svon1
1st time i heard that word...i heard people saying they´re so ugly they only do it in the dark but that word is a foreign language for me
Zer0th
Yeah, it's the first time I've heard this. Even "bumsen" is kinda old fashioned.
jayjaykes
So what do you say? Ficken? Need some German slang for sex. Danke :-)
Zer0th
poppen, nageln, rammeln, hobeln etc, the list is kinda endless. German is a very creative language for this.
jayjaykes
Vielen dank... Ich liebe deutsch zu sprechen
TheRealR0tb3rt
Probably only used by people from the 90s. *laugh*
z3lfmoord
What, were you born in the 2000's?
TheRealR0tb3rt
Nope, 1982 ;)
Zer0th
I've heard it mostly in the 80s.
Frostpunkt
Sagt man in oberfranken häufiger
Purox
Ich studiere in Oberfranken und hab es noch nie gehört
Frostpunkt
Dann kenn ichs wohl eher aus meiner familie. Wo studierst du? Bamberg?
Purox
Bayreuth, und du?
oyoyoyyyyy
Except in the poem "Bumsen ficken blasen, alles auf dem Rasen. Ist der Rasen nass, macht es auch beim stehen Spass."
Zer0th
Here you go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-XJY9LjOwc
OldIronsides
For some reason I read that to the toon of Yankee Doodle...
cumtime69
Holy crap I thought I was the only one
SteffiGooglie
I lived in Spain for ages. Also not common said. Not is bag of spanners in the UK
swisscheesycheese
I never heard that too
TheRealR0tb3rt
That´s just typical when people try to make funny things and invent stuff that never existed.
swisscheesycheese
Exactly. Well all tho it would make sense its still stupid to make shit up
TheRealR0tb3rt
Indeed
Thevelorebluemarble
To be fair, face like a bag of spanners is a fairly common expression in england. Can't speak for the rest of them.
macacococoa
"Jugendwort des Jahres" - always complete bullshit
ThatRussian
As a Russian, the Russian phrase is certainly used (uncommonly), but the translation is incorrect. Not axe; it refers to a stake.
TheRealR0tb3rt
That´s when not native speaker try to make a post.
ThatRussian
I thought the point was verbatim translation to show how silly it sounds in another language.
TheRealR0tb3rt
Well it would be funnier to hear the points in the languages.
ThatRussian
Just so you know, I'm reading all your comments with a German accent :]
creepwood
That sounds like a Dwarf blitzer in Blood Bowl
KrackMcZaken
Today i heard it for the first time in my life (and i am 42...;-) )
TheRealR0tb3rt
I heard it before but that was even in the 90s.
henrymothrfuckingrollins
i like your username! and i loved zack mc kracken
CitizenofCarcosa
Stimmt, höre ich irgendwie sehr selten... bis überhaupt nicht ;)
TheRealR0tb3rt
Eigentlich gar nicht, wundert mich nur wo die das aufgegriffen haben @CitizenofCarcosa
CitizenofCarcosa
Naja, es heisst ja in der Grafik "20 Bizarre Insults". Und bizarr würde ich es finden, wenn mich jemand als Dunkelbumser bezeichnen würde ;)
TheRealR0tb3rt
Vielleicht ein Insider für Frauen die auf farbige Männer steht? *lach* @CitizenofCarosa
CitizenofCarcosa
Diese Analogie liegt irgendwie näher... *zwinker* @TheRealR0tb3rt
Chewthestitches
Could you give us an example of a common insult?
gaijinsmash
fuck you
HenryDorsettCase
Vollpfosten
Slaan
Toilettentieftaucher
swisscheesycheese
Hurensohn,missgeburt,arschloch,arschgesicht,pisser und natürlich franzose
dasklaus
Most standard ones are lame, but there's a pretty one: "Arschgeige" - literally "ass violin"
RuthlessRuben
Arschloch (asshole) is probably the most common one in the entire German language space.
TwinkleTwinkleLittleShit
i think itd be hurensohn
RuthlessRuben
If people used Hurensohn als liberally as Arschloch around here, the city would just paint the sidewalk blood red 1/2
RuthlessRuben
instead of washing the blood off every day. But hey, maybe your neighbourhood is both rougher and less sensitive than mine, what do I know?
TwinkleTwinkleLittleShit
Otto
fragfrog
Wichser (wanker), Dumme Sau (stupid sow), Spinner (lunatic), Idiot, Trottel (fool)
BayazTheBenevolent
Trottel, Affe, Arschloch, Vollidiot. We don't get really creative with our insults.
FlatPlutoSociety
Französisch.
BllackViper
You..I like you
StrokeFlavoured
*Franzose, I will get so much hate for this.
zKestrel
Laughed out loud in public +1
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Wolfwent
Obligatorisches "Hat deine Mutter auch gesagt!"
SanDiego52
Hartgeldnutte: a whore so cheap she will fuck you for coins, Berserker.
TheMungoman
Das ist definitiv nicht ein "häufiges" Schimpfwort
SanDiego52
schschsch...