Nov 15, 2017 12:34 AM
youneverknowwhatyouregoingtoget
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circlebreaker
Y U do dis?
BobbyBobbston
dogs lick your face to show they respect you as "alpha". If you do the same (or something similar) to a dog, they will get confused..
madvin
Let me guess : all imgurian girls and boys are wet, isn't it ?
destinationhappiness
I wants the pretty man...
prettykittymadness
Sign me up for one of each, please.
DoublevBomb
LunarApocalypse
"Hey you don't just bite someone's face, only we can do that. It's our thing."
LuciFern13
stimelstomo
That lil mlem at the end
BeardedMenAreMyObsession
Doggo and a beard...
roxygurl00ca
ummm I kinda wana do what the dog is doing ... hottie
LurlineLumpkin
He's way too pretty.
SlutAtNight
How funny is your username? The funniest!
SaintNewts
Well yah. The dog was all "love you *mlem*" and the dude just spoke dog back and said "heck off" so the poor thing is rightly confused.
Woestkonijn
I would take him out for a walk. Find some good food and chase rabbits.
Timmy79
Well done, you disgusted an animal that licks its own ass, eats its own puke, and will even eat the crap of other animals.
kungfucatattack
I'll take both. Ones got pretty eyes, and the other's got pretty eyes.
Jakeery
"Gosh, David. I just don't know about this anymore..."
MakeTabbouleNotWar
No bro... no. I think you and I need to talk about what just happened. -Dog
Janusha
Well actually to a dog. biting the nose is like slapping somebodys hand. Some find it funny, others find it dismissive or offensive.
KleptoKea
If I had a penny for how many women are sexually objectifying this man in comments, I would have a lot of pennies.
MisterDeath
Women? Probably dudes.
You say it like women aren't capable of sexually objectifying men.
Sebasanimation
I'd lick that guy too...
Lahoura
Same
Mithim
fogrolledinlikeabuick
/a/LGvgO
cupcake10304
as would I.
Djinnandtonicc
triSarahtopless
Hell yeah
pigletwhisper
I don’t get the whole letting your dog lick your face thing, like yo he just went to town on his balls for like 15 solid minutes. WHY?
Solomon13
Dogs have antiseptic saliva.
NothingToSeeHereCarryOn
Dog saliva is not antiseptic. Cat saliva, however, is.
ashipthatshipsshippingships
When in Rome. I don't know.
rabbiebabbie
If people could kick their own genitals do you think they would??
hokeyreligions
I can kick my own genitals and have never had the urge to.
ValhallaAwaits
I most certainly would not kick my own genitals.
meganical
Man is hot but it looks like he’s using Snapchat’s pretty filter that makes everyone attractive
FartBoxExtract
The basic facial geometry for attractiveness is there at least, facial texture could be a different story.
ImperialWatch
Man's not hot.
loodinidus
take off the jacket
Setzerak
I said man's not hot!
coronalmassejection
RocketLeaguer93
ForThoseWhoHaveHeart
Ed...ward
ThatCoolGuyNamedMatt
Damn beat me to it! +1
liftedtech
v
catbitch
how dare you
PoliticalWanderer
https://media.giphy.com/media/RA8gXeMaTqXIc/giphy.gif
baleone
You! Stop that!
nahbruhkaappa
NanoArmy
thifrigene
That was one of the most painful anime scenes I've ever watched. It hurts inside, right there in the heart
Guidocat
That scene was in Spider-Man. The dog is Mary Jane. I feel like i might be missing something.
Have you seen "Full Metal Alchemist" ?
tothereandbackagain
Brad... I like you, but only as a friend
erelyes
fren*
Bathius
But... I thought we had something special. - guy named Brad
Isthe4thtimethecharm
No homo man.
worksoncontingencynomoneydown
Oh boy, I’d like him as more than a friend.
UpVoteMePleaze
Which one?
I’ll leave that up to you to decide.
HamstoPestoPasta
Brush your teeth, man.. - doggo said
TheBoredBoner
That's a handsome man. And good doggy
boywiththehappypenis
Ben Affleck?
sarahmontour
Ya that’s a good lookin dude
Foffett
Agreed
BortymcBortfeis
With a tiny bit of dogsnot in his mouth. But handsome, indeed.
Omelettedufromage83
Ricky martin-esque
SinAlma
Those eyes just make me melt
Plusheen
Yeah, but 10/10wouldn't wanna be french kissing that mouth after seeing this.
thirdworldrepresent
Which one would u like to pet more?
IdDoJeremyClarkson
The man. Do you see those eyes??
Flexster74
Something tells me your boner is no longer bored.
amnevoiedecafe
He’s damn beautiful!
Badsequence
That's a mandsome han and a dood googy.
bigdog1983
that makes no sense. I like it!
spacemike21
God i wish that doggo were me.
helodriver41
Joey?
ISayIdontLikeSandWhenISeeSand
as a heterosexual male. yes he is handsome... however he stuffed a dogs nose in his mouth...
sungames2001
still attractive
canyouthriveat35
And that's a problem?
OverlyOpinionated
But then what else would he consider putting in his mouth?
LoveBigD
My cock
oh no!
Roostar
As a man. That is a handsome man
WhereDidCottonEyeJoeGo
As a dog. That is a good doggy
Wellshiet
Stop it. Stop it with these "as a straight man I'd pound his ass" comments. It's not original or funny anymore.
I wouldn't pound his ass. I'm just saying he a good lookin dude
There is nothing wrong for a man to recognize when another man is handsome
yourmomisminenow
True, also as long as you say "no homo" after sucking your friend's dick, it's not gay either.
no homo!
RetardedLobster
It's only gay if you forgot to caress the balls.
homoerection
You Never forget to caress the balls.
michonnedisapproves
Im afraid I have some news for you
eh, come on. sucking your friend's dick is all just fun and games. especially when you say no-homo
Only machos and liars never admit they can recognize another man as handsome...
DoctorJungyBrongen
Maybe well see... Chewbacca
SFMGifs
@op is making Chewbacca
namenamename2
which episode is this?
The parasites one.
howcaniconfinemyselftoausername
Might be my favorite
circlebreaker
Y U do dis?
BobbyBobbston
dogs lick your face to show they respect you as "alpha". If you do the same (or something similar) to a dog, they will get confused..
madvin
Let me guess : all imgurian girls and boys are wet, isn't it ?
destinationhappiness
I wants the pretty man...
prettykittymadness
Sign me up for one of each, please.
DoublevBomb
LunarApocalypse
"Hey you don't just bite someone's face, only we can do that. It's our thing."
LuciFern13
stimelstomo
That lil mlem at the end
BeardedMenAreMyObsession
Doggo and a beard...
roxygurl00ca
ummm I kinda wana do what the dog is doing ... hottie
LurlineLumpkin
He's way too pretty.
SlutAtNight
How funny is your username? The funniest!
SaintNewts
Well yah. The dog was all "love you *mlem*" and the dude just spoke dog back and said "heck off" so the poor thing is rightly confused.
Woestkonijn
I would take him out for a walk. Find some good food and chase rabbits.
Timmy79
Well done, you disgusted an animal that licks its own ass, eats its own puke, and will even eat the crap of other animals.
kungfucatattack
I'll take both. Ones got pretty eyes, and the other's got pretty eyes.
Jakeery
"Gosh, David. I just don't know about this anymore..."
MakeTabbouleNotWar
No bro... no. I think you and I need to talk about what just happened. -Dog
Janusha
Well actually to a dog. biting the nose is like slapping somebodys hand. Some find it funny, others find it dismissive or offensive.
KleptoKea
If I had a penny for how many women are sexually objectifying this man in comments, I would have a lot of pennies.
MisterDeath
Women? Probably dudes.
KleptoKea
You say it like women aren't capable of sexually objectifying men.
Sebasanimation
I'd lick that guy too...
Lahoura
Same
Mithim
fogrolledinlikeabuick
/a/LGvgO
cupcake10304
as would I.
Djinnandtonicc
triSarahtopless
Hell yeah
pigletwhisper
I don’t get the whole letting your dog lick your face thing, like yo he just went to town on his balls for like 15 solid minutes. WHY?
Solomon13
Dogs have antiseptic saliva.
NothingToSeeHereCarryOn
Dog saliva is not antiseptic. Cat saliva, however, is.
ashipthatshipsshippingships
When in Rome. I don't know.
rabbiebabbie
If people could kick their own genitals do you think they would??
hokeyreligions
I can kick my own genitals and have never had the urge to.
ValhallaAwaits
I most certainly would not kick my own genitals.
meganical
Man is hot but it looks like he’s using Snapchat’s pretty filter that makes everyone attractive
FartBoxExtract
The basic facial geometry for attractiveness is there at least, facial texture could be a different story.
ImperialWatch
Man's not hot.
loodinidus
take off the jacket
Setzerak
I said man's not hot!
coronalmassejection
RocketLeaguer93
ForThoseWhoHaveHeart
Ed...ward
ThatCoolGuyNamedMatt
Damn beat me to it! +1
liftedtech
catbitch
how dare you
PoliticalWanderer
https://media.giphy.com/media/RA8gXeMaTqXIc/giphy.gif
baleone
You! Stop that!
nahbruhkaappa
NanoArmy
thifrigene
That was one of the most painful anime scenes I've ever watched. It hurts inside, right there in the heart
Guidocat
That scene was in Spider-Man. The dog is Mary Jane. I feel like i might be missing something.
thifrigene
Have you seen "Full Metal Alchemist" ?
tothereandbackagain
Brad... I like you, but only as a friend
erelyes
fren*
Bathius
But... I thought we had something special. - guy named Brad
Isthe4thtimethecharm
No homo man.
worksoncontingencynomoneydown
Oh boy, I’d like him as more than a friend.
UpVoteMePleaze
Which one?
worksoncontingencynomoneydown
I’ll leave that up to you to decide.
HamstoPestoPasta
Brush your teeth, man.. - doggo said
TheBoredBoner
That's a handsome man. And good doggy
boywiththehappypenis
Ben Affleck?
sarahmontour
Ya that’s a good lookin dude
Foffett
Agreed
BortymcBortfeis
With a tiny bit of dogsnot in his mouth. But handsome, indeed.
Omelettedufromage83
Ricky martin-esque
SinAlma
Those eyes just make me melt
Plusheen
Yeah, but 10/10wouldn't wanna be french kissing that mouth after seeing this.
thirdworldrepresent
Which one would u like to pet more?
IdDoJeremyClarkson
The man. Do you see those eyes??
Flexster74
Something tells me your boner is no longer bored.
amnevoiedecafe
He’s damn beautiful!
Badsequence
That's a mandsome han and a dood googy.
bigdog1983
that makes no sense. I like it!
spacemike21
God i wish that doggo were me.
helodriver41
Joey?
ISayIdontLikeSandWhenISeeSand
as a heterosexual male. yes he is handsome... however he stuffed a dogs nose in his mouth...
sungames2001
still attractive
canyouthriveat35
And that's a problem?
OverlyOpinionated
But then what else would he consider putting in his mouth?
LoveBigD
My cock
bigdog1983
oh no!
Roostar
As a man. That is a handsome man
WhereDidCottonEyeJoeGo
As a dog. That is a good doggy
Wellshiet
Stop it. Stop it with these "as a straight man I'd pound his ass" comments. It's not original or funny anymore.
Roostar
I wouldn't pound his ass. I'm just saying he a good lookin dude
bigdog1983
There is nothing wrong for a man to recognize when another man is handsome
yourmomisminenow
True, also as long as you say "no homo" after sucking your friend's dick, it's not gay either.
bigdog1983
no homo!
RetardedLobster
It's only gay if you forgot to caress the balls.
homoerection
You Never forget to caress the balls.
michonnedisapproves
Im afraid I have some news for you
bigdog1983
eh, come on. sucking your friend's dick is all just fun and games. especially when you say no-homo
madvin
Only machos and liars never admit they can recognize another man as handsome...
DoublevBomb
DoctorJungyBrongen
Maybe well see... Chewbacca
SFMGifs
@op is making Chewbacca
namenamename2
which episode is this?
DoublevBomb
The parasites one.
howcaniconfinemyselftoausername
Might be my favorite