Cable porn

Jan 22, 2016 9:23 AM

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I just powered all over my ethernet...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, that's right. You like it when I tie you up, don't you. Fuck yeah, you do.

10 years ago | Likes 525 Dislikes 3

Yes I'm a dirty dirty stable boy who

10 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

...screamed the stable boy

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Goddammit, down boner.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Had a floppy drive before looking a these but now I have a hard drive. Thanks for the free upgrade OP!

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

As an IT guy this gave me a raging boner. However, I pitty the soul who has to add or remove a cable or connection. Not fun. Trust me

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But I still can't plug a USB cable in the right way

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

You can always tell who installed it by the use of ties. Zip Ties = Vendor < Velcro = Support Staff

10 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

As a vendor I disagree... velcro for the win. Also offer 20 year warranty on my top dollar network install.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That doesn't count because if you offer a warranty then you are support too ;)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All vendors are/can be support. Even if it's a wam bam hope I never see you again install. velcro! ;)))))

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It took me a second to realize in the first picture they're using the cardboard to train the cables, not that they were plugged into a box.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Never, fucking ever, use cardboard in a datacenter. Unless you really want a fire.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ya'll need Talos...

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This will do.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

First one is a fire hazard and airflow inhibitor. The rest are beautiful.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And I thought a Rubix cube was hard to figure out..

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nice gallery of network snakes you got there.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dam it, I got Java Juice all over my monitor.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why is the first one cardboard? Is someone making a sturdy box fort?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I much prefer these before and after pictures than the losing weight before and after ones.

10 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

Seconded

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It can take similar effort depending on how much unfucking you have to do.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

+1 unfucking

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm an electrician and i've never seen the cardboard solution in #1 before. neat!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I work in IT, I never see cable porn in the wild. Only the sort of cable gore that leads me to drink.

10 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 0

Whose job is connecting all those wires?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm a communications tech, whenever I do see cabling like this it makes the rest of my week.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Your comment made me dribble a bit, cable gore +!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Imagine a company that does that cable porn installation for you. I'd pay it.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My previous job at a broadcast station had beautiful cable porn. Which was slowly eroding due to stuff being upgraded and not reporned.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Once we moved to a new site though, I got to redo most of it though including designing my own CCU cabinet.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I work operations for a low voltage cabling company. Some of the stuff I've seen our techs do is glorious.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Imgur server in first pic?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Step 1: Find viral Buzzfeed gallery. Step 2: Repost to Imgur. Step 3: FP

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 3

You took my comment! +1!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Just repost his

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Spoken like a true reposter! ;p

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Thank you sir. Check out part 2

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

soft cord cable pr0n

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

M'y second favorite kind!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Real cable porn

10 years ago | Likes 753 Dislikes 6

For one glorious afternoon the scrambling fucked up and I could see everything. I think it was an outdoor scene with a bathtub

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hello 11PM hbo

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Awe yea

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn that had a strange effect on me

10 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

That effect affected me.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Those are some big boobs.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yay for 1987! If you turn those V-Hold and H-Hold knobs on the back of the TV, you might very well get a titty.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Man...the tricks we did just to see a boon

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nostalgia boner

10 years ago | Likes 113 Dislikes 1

I think I saw a Nipple... Oh wait... sorry that was an elbow

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It remembers.

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

You da real MVP

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

THAT'S DEFINITELY A NIPPLE!!!! GO ME!!!

10 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Yeah Das a butt but don't let me harsh ya mellow though

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I expected http://imgur.com/0qf5BDj

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

As you can see the different a between not paid enough to care and paid enough to care

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

What i see is the diff between a fresh install and years of moves,adds,changes and admins who cant bother to get the right size patch cord.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Over worked under staffed imo.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For me it's more of a time factor than anything.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yeah every net or sys admin wants their cabling neat and tidy, makes your job easier. But if you're not given the time, what can you do?

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Be pissed off and mumble to yourself about how easy it would be for everything to "accidentally" overload.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I haven't even got out of bed yet and I know this is the most aroused I'll be all day.

10 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 1

+1 due to fear of my life

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

whats with the cardboard in the first one?

10 years ago | Likes 141 Dislikes 0

Fire hazard porn.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

most likely just organizers to keep the cables separate while they're being run. I doubt they're permanent.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Used to divide cables that go to certain machines, really helps

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Drying out the break dancing mats.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Ghetto horizontal cable manager lol.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Wondering the SAME thing!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Placeholder for switch/machine that is still to be delivered.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Is that not a fire hazard??

10 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 3

Ethernet cables don't get hot. Unless you're watching porn.

10 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Just be careful not to download a Giggity-byte.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't the things they hook up too get hot?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Well, in the event of an unfortunate power surge due to a generator failure, yes. I've had a switch get melted before...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

not nearly hot enough to start a fire.... probably not much more heat than a high-end laptop puts out

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Well now I know. Thank you.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not quite... Ethernet cables have such a low voltage and amperage it doesn't happen, unless the device it's plugged into is hot. Standard 1s

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The combustion point of cardboard is higher than the melting point of plastic. So, not really, you're fucked already if it sets fire.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That pic isn't a completed project. Cardboard is often used as a template of sorts to straighten everything down before you tie it all in.

10 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

Huh, good to know. Thanks!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those are spacers, all of the cardboard will get pulled out before the machine gets turned on.

10 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 0

That makes more sense. Serious fire hazard if left in!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A good datacenter will shoo you away with (anti-static) pitchfork if you try to take cardboard into their space.

10 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 0

Cardboard? I thought anything plastic is the devil.

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

The cardboard breaks down and wreaks havoc on systems since everything is fans and circuit boards..

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Cardboard is worst for dust! Sauce: Former SMD operator here

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Suck my dick operator?

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Just you wish! :D

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

SMD = surface mount devices. Source: IOT maker here.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But i rather have Dust then Static, so yeah... At least Dust is easy to clean, Static is not :P

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What issues can plastic cause? Genuinely curious.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ESD (electrostatic discharge) that wrecks ICs and other sensitive components.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Lol, I've built a couple home computers and I didn't realize plastic could produce a charge! I'll have to be more careful in the future. Thx

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Static discharge. Cardboard wont, but according to the other comments it's prone to produce dust.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow, I didn't realize plastic could do that! I've built a couple computers and was always mindful of metal but never thought about plastic.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*sigh* WinZip

10 years ago | Likes 1993 Dislikes 14

This made me belly laugh at 7 in the morning. Good stuff +1

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This deserves more points...

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

... screamed the stable boy.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

*Zip Tie.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The pictures of the the messy and cleaned up cables side by side are basically the cute mode/slut mode of cable porn.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

ayy lmao

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

*pkunzip

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My greatest regret is that I have but one upvote to give.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

*trial day counter starts*

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

<3

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why can't I upvote you more..

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

i died at this comment, thank you

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...screamed the cable boy

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

this one got me like hnnnggggg:

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

*sigh* .rar xD (hehe get it, joke about scene kids? I'll see myself out.)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

winrar, that way you don't have to pay for it.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I've never been so hard in my life.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You've achieved a .rar level of cleverness there.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

who the hell uses winzip? i use 7 because its free.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

People who don't realize they don't have to pay for that service

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

7zip is sexy tho

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't judge what people get their jollies off on!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

winrar has like a lifetime trial version lol

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

my trialwas a week or something

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7zip*

10 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

peazip

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Why should I use that over 7zip? Never heard of it but always open to better software.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Compared 7zip and chose Peazip as the winner in 2011, I don't remember specifics. Both're superior, I think it was compression and UI won

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was thinking *sigh* unzip ties

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

*sigh* tar -zxvf

10 years ago | Likes 117 Dislikes 2

No need to use the verbose flag and tell us all about what you're extracting. You're making me blush.

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

You deserve the points that the top comment is getting.

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Yeah unfortunately v stands for verbose and note upVotes. I did the deed, you keep doing the Lord's--err Torvald's work!

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Does anybody actually remember the arguments? I can't for the life of me ;~;

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I *might* be using tar -zxvf for everything and then look it up if it for some reason doesn't work

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

well that's what -h is for

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Love this

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Un .zip?

10 years ago | Likes 205 Dislikes 4

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Of the compressed files is see, maybe 5% are .rar

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

7-zip

10 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 1

Izarc.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Compress the future!

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I slowly unocmpress my future >.>

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

.rar?

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.iso?

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

get out

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

No one .rar anymore

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 11

Hey man old school is the best school...

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What an appropriately wrong statement.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Velcro straps = good, zipties = future pain in the ass.

10 years ago | Likes 496 Dislikes 8

I recently bought a new PSU for my computer that came with little velcro straps for cable management. They're fucking amazing.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Zipties are only acceptable in automotive repairs.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Yes

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Does someone have to mention this every timeeeee

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Because they don't work in IT apparently. Zip ties are NOT that bad to work with.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I do work in IT. Zip ties are for securing exposed cables where there is a real danger of them getting kicked loose (eg. to a desk leg).

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, because every time people also go "Oooooh so perfectly ziptied."

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A-fucking-men

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Zip ties in the back, velcro in the front

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They make non locking zipties that you can loosen whenever you want.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

why would you just not use velcro straps then ?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

....can you...can you Google a link to give me?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Panduit makes rubber reusable zipties. Great for delicate cables.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

O that's awesome. I can't believe how far behind I am. Thank you

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Fuck these zips are shit. Why can't there be better ones? Oh wait! Im an engineer! I can design better zips! BRB guys!" -Engineer, probably

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I found mine at a local store with the hardware. These are a little different but the concept is the same.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Zip Ties are good when you've got a bundle of cables that's never ever going to change. Velcro is good for everything else.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No such thing as never ever going to change.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wise words

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Or you can use electrical tape

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ew no. After a few months to a year the glue starts sticking to the cables and they get a weird mix of sticky and slimy.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So I shouldn't have done that? We'll see

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not to mention having to hunt down a Near End Xtalk fail on the cable because some He-Man cinched a zip tie down waaay to tight somewhere.

10 years ago | Likes 94 Dislikes 4

BTDT. 10GBit connection failed b/c of zip tie behind drywall. Boss wasn't happy. ;-(

10 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

why does the ziptie interfere anyway

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If it is too tight it can dig into the wires after a while and do some nasty shit.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Exactly. zt knicked 2 or 3 of the wires. Whole cable useless.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ah. I'll keep that in mind. thanks.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a zip tie can confirm. Am a total pain in the ass.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

As an ass can confirm. Am hurt by ziptie.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Zip ties bring heartache and regret for the FNG who has to swap out a cable.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

FFS, this. This right fucking here. Zipties are the devil's cock ring.

10 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 4

New from horror master Guillermo del Toro comes The Devil's Cock Ring: Zip Ties From Hell

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I lost my shit when I read this.... Spot on!

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I got a shit ton of downvotes for saying this on another similar post. Who the fuck uses zipties

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

They aren't bad, and if you're a good at using them, they don't take any longer to remove/restrap. They're also easier to look at.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

We use removable ones that have a tension limiter... the ratchet slips if they get too tight.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pssst, those might be permanent lines. I used to do cables for Intel and that's how they wanted their cubicle lines done.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Which is to say, if anyone thinks a cable can be permanent, they're wrong.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

This

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

If you have enough money, every installation is permanent. For now.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But as the plastic around the cables ages, the capacitance of the wires change and the performance characteristics are compromised.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Idk man, I've used old cables for new points and everything seemed well. Though the cables weren't older yhan 10 years. How old is old realy

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Depends on the environmental characteristics, potentially how over spec the original cables are, 10 years though, not THAT old.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well all in all the company seemed satisfied with the way everything worked so I guess it can't be that bad.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've worked in buildings where CAT3 and CAT5 were run with cable ties. And when you don't have the budget to rip it ALL out....

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I keep thinking how fucked they are when they need to replace a cable.

10 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 2

These are mostly cables you would rarely touch if ever. Except #3 and #4, which you can see how difficult those are to keep looking clean...

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

And it helps to have a network tester. The decent ones will tell you what port you are connected to on the switch so no need to trace cables

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The ones that use velcro straps are not so bad. The ones with zipties... eurgh I don't even want to think about it.

10 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 2

Those are easy to. To add a cord you add it -> zip tie -> cut off old zip tie.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

To remove a cord, remove some zip ties, wrap old ones together. Remove rest of zip ties, retie old cords together.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

You can do the exact same add and remove procedure with velcro straps, except without the use of tools.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

err, wrap kept cords together*

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not at all... The bundles are organized and labeled. It isn't hard.

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

It's actually not that hard~

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

What she said...

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

except more than half of this is structured cabling - it'll get installed once and left untouched, except for re-terminating broken ports.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

The rest looks reasonably well organised. The fibre links into the cat6500 one is nice though.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This. Do the job right the first time and as long as no one does anything stupid it will be just fine for the next 10 years.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"as long as no one does anything stupid". You haven't met people, have you?

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Keep it neat, label, leave slack, and you eliminate 90% of the problems that require running new cables/splicing extensions.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And yes there are people that stupid. I billed the hell out of them when I met them. BUT. They are a minority.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm talking catastrophically "The wires were in my way so I reached as far into the conduit as I could and trimmed them." stupid.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sure. If you don't plan on expanding for the next 10 years and aren't PCI restricted from activating all ports.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Can't see how PCI makes any difference... PCI is usually perfectly happy with VLANs (assuming the VLAN segregation is firewalled properly).

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Easily avoided if you exercise forethought. Majority of clients won't expand server space or restructure networks - take Imgur for example.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, you can't avoid federal compliance that restricts your network. And Imgur is a bad example. Take their frequent down times for example.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You people do realize how easy it is to cut a ziptie and replace it, right? It doesn't require welding or heavy machinery.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

Yes but some of those can have 10+ zipties & you don't want to risk damaging the cable with a bladE/scissors. Esp if they're on there good.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

The hard part is pulling out the one cable you're trying to replace wound all through the middle of that stack.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

No they don't realize my friend

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

with my coordination the blade I'd use to cut the zip tie would slice through half the bundle creating 100x more work for myself. velcro ftw

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Scissors, gerber, have knife face outward. Also zip tie new wire to bundle. Then cut old zip tie. Easy.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

instructions unclear, new nickname is stitchface. :)

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1