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FP edit: woooo D&D on the FP again. I love this game.
YahooWasMyStartpage
Critical Role memes? +1
lDanielHolm
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/1a/b6/93/1ab69348872ffff9a3f92713e7bf5b74.jpg
ModifieMatthew
A player of mine jumped off a cliff, grabbed a harpy, and power bombed her into the plateau below. I love D&D stories.
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
Roll For Initiative will make a really good band name.
PresumablyPyro
YuffieK
DelightfullyOdd
Attewir
This format just reminds me of caturday
ParanoidWithGoodCause
#1 everyone could use a friend, my friend is the Tarrasque
BarretXIII
TheKingpun
Our DM once had a spring-loaded trap. That launched a Juggernaut at us. An entire Juggernaut.
KnowerOfNothing
TheKingpun
Got hit in the face with a Juggernaut, basically
NeverSplitTheParty
I’M RELEVANT
jherazob
And now it's playing in my head
InqSerena
Yes. Yes you are :)
PraiseThePook
This is the best dump ever... Thank you!
DichotomusPrime
Inspiration while I prepare for an elaborate palace infiltration/boss fight this Friday, where I ask myself the perennial GM question: 1/2
DichotomusPrime
What the fuck was I thinking making this so complicated? 2/2
RoombaTheAssaultVacuum
And then the question 4 hours later: How the fuck did they do it so fast?
orangatuan
They just IGNORED every line the DM wrote.
MHill110
#triggered by vomiting spiders after conversing with Lolth.
tibris
#3 so what does the device do? if he is TRULY mad it is an automatic banana peeler
Rulweylan
One of the pathfinder APs has a BBEG who imprisoned 2 pit fiends (Super-powerful devils) to open and close the sluice gates on a dam.
lDanielHolm
Nonsense. Obviously it's a spoon sharpener. Cuz who doesn't need a spoon sharpener?
tibris
but spoons are dull, they will hurt more! that is the POINT! (or is that how he got those scars?)
lDanielHolm
Ahh, but a sharp spoon will scoop faster! Relatively sure if you scoop flesh out, it'll hurt like the Dickens.
AgamemnonsMemes
That last one...
blitzgottheturret
Nice, I just started watching Critical Role a few days ago and currently in the middle of Episode 4! It's going to be a long trip.
blitzgottheturret
I should also add that I know next to nothing about D&D, but it is very fun and informative!
AussieBacon
Keep in mind they homebrew a lot and they just changed over from pathfinder at the start. Take their rules with a grain of salt not as law
blitzgottheturret
I have no idea what any words in your comment mean.
KnowerOfNothing
It's how I got into D&D, you pick up many of the rules along the way.
Nubbsy
Anything DnD makes me happy, but didn't the internet decide a while back that Demotivational Posters aren't funny?
FartingDragon
Tiberius is one sexy hunk.
KitValentina
Spoilers... HE'S DED
FartingDragon
KnowerOfNothing
D&D post with CR?! The last one was my phone wallpaper for months!
Mimsey
#6 I have never in my life met a DM who handed out exp without careful planning to make sure levels fit their campaign.
SigneowTheCat
I preferred to let the story evolve around the players. Plus, since they initially didn't roleplay at all, I started awarding exp for it.
HoweJ
#8 Ah, the memories of my childhood... ^_^
alkatrazzster
omenrose
a 10 round war between an army of underdark minions and 5 PCs took 7 hours to work out. :) Best night ever. AKA the minute war.
WhenYouLookAtMeLikeThatItMeansImJoking
That's not necessarily a bad thing.
lDanielHolm
We focus on the fun stuff. Walking? Not fun. Fighting dragons? Fun!
alkatrazzster
True but it can be a pain when combat goes on forever.
lolzomg123
3 hours for 50 rounds? Pretty quick.
SigneowTheCat
50 round combat must be some epic encounter. It'd be cool to hear about it, though much abridged, I'd hope.
MrMarmalade88
It can be very uncool aswell. Like fighting in 0 gravity breathable anti magic-zone plasma. Just rolls with heavy negatives.
SigneowTheCat
I would not want to play in a game where that's the only way to fight the big bad, I think. Unless it was the leadup to an epic final fight.
thegoddamn18thavenger
My party fought something like #14 just the week before last. It was an elemental catastrophe that chose to shape itself like a dragon.
templestalker
Our whole group got wiped by a single broom...
KnowerOfNothing
Story time?
Adephage
SkeuomorphicallyInclined
hawkesnightmare
THE CUBE
Trentski
Mr. Rogers with D&D is the real shenanigan. Then again, he’d be a good neighbor, and probably make believe it was fun with all the nonsense.
FallingStar7669
You know his adventure would have some cheesy moral at the end, but you'd never see it coming... and you'd cry when it does.
XeononSolomon
Looking at those pictures I take it Tibereous comes back at some point. I feel like he would be helpful with those Dragons
Guywithawedgiefetishandyoureokwiththat
Im not going to spoil it for you, so I suggest you never check the replies to this comment ever again so it isnt spoiled for you.
FavoritesOnlyPussy
He doesn't and it's been stated that Orion never will. Some of those are older pictures.
davebeastly
#1 are there any famous actors that are in to DnD? I imagine it would be a joy to RP with some of them.
lDanielHolm
There's a group of voice actors who get together every week to play -- and they stream it. https://geekandsundry.com/shows/critical-role/
SquidJesus
I feel like DnD with Mr Rogers as the DM would probably be the most amazing game ever played.
hawkesnightmare
Only one i can think of off the top of my head is Vin Diesel. Though I'm sure there are many more.
DeliciousToastedDoors
Dame Judi Dench too! Diesel got her to play it at one point. She rolled a barbarian, and GMs for her grandkids occasionally now
Threatonis
and then it just devolves into critical role
BurningBrowneye
Evolves*
Notme68
In this case, definitely devices.
Notme68
Dammit. I even typed on devolves and it still corrected it. I shouldn't use predictive text - but I'm lazy.
Gingefro
Strongly disagree.
Airrex247
Purely curious, what are your reasons?
Pegussu
He's the guy in #5 who traded his soul for power.
ManHasNoUsername
I love that critical role has been gaining some popularity on here!
Assassine
Whats critical role?
SirWhorshoeMcGee
It's a show where a bunch of nerdy ass voice actors sit around and play D&D. Also Matt Mercer who voices McCree is the DM. Best DM I've seen
embermark
Consider checking out the Critical Hit podcast. I'd take Lopez over Mercer any day. (It IS 4e though, so YMMV.)
Assassine
Thanks :)
Threatonis
no
Bubagummel01
yes
Threatonis
no
TriploGee
QRMSan
What do you have against critical role?
Threatonis
oh not a thing i love it, but there is so much more to D&D than a single Online webshow that's been blown out of proportions.
QRMSan
Fair enough, I'm new to it and am enjoying the shit out of it is all. So I was curious.
Kittynomnoms
I like Critical Role, but I think a lot of new players are getting into DnD with unrealistic expectations. Mercer is not an average DM.
RustyCreakySqueaky
I always wanted to play d &d =(
Adephage
Do it!
RustyCreakySqueaky
No one to play with :( I tried buying risk on psn but it's not the same as real life and in worried it will be same
KnowerOfNothing
This might help you find a group: https://www.rpgtablefinder.com/
Adephage
Lots of people on roll20 and reddit lfg looking for people. If you can’t play in person, online is a fair substitute
RustyCreakySqueaky
Thank you hooman