Chlamydia4U
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Picture of hand 5 years after reattachment surgery
Picture of hand 5 years after reattachment surgery
Oct 30, 2017 4:15 AM
Chlamydia4U
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Picture of hand 5 years after reattachment surgery
Picture of hand 5 years after reattachment surgery
moonshadow23
i hope you feel ok
cornucopiaoffilth
http://media.riffsy.com/images/bff58a940aa0b7b89ad27c5601337618/tenor.gif
davemClickDriver
Can you still masturbate
HandoB4Javert
That looks saw* ...(read @OP's quick tale before thinking that's a typo)
raydioactive
That's some Deadpool type shit right there
DahPanda72
we're gonna need a story post.
gumbox
He linked this in another comment https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/79iw9p/redditors_with_a_mental_illness_whenhow_did_you/
WigglesTheFox
just use paperclips, like in RE7
dublincelltech
You hand may have attachment issues...
GermanGuy79
I got this
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MadHat
I like seeing results
OutrageousHemmorhoid
Ok, time to shave your arm a bit if they can’t provide a hairier hand! ????
J0EYGEN
Must have been a killer hand job you gave him
eddytor
I feel like, just before Halloween, when everyone is posting their costume is not the best time to post this kind of pictures...
Chlamydia4U
It's actually a really easy costume to do on the cheap. All you need is a chop saw and good health insurance
eddytor
Good to see you can joke about it ! :)
ordnot
Ok this has been a fear of mine so I gotta ask: do you ever get scared when you pull something with that hand that it might come off?
Chlamydia4U
It has a whole bunch of metal bolting it on. I was getting pretty into lifting weights for awhile, and it's rock solid.
wergerberger
Would you like some sugar? In water?
potatoardvarkhybrid
so, when you masturbate using it then are you gay? or do you say "no homo"?
atrayan
I feel like there's a story behind this.
juanitoeras
Can you masturbate with you re attached hand ?
Chlamydia4U
Yes
danbrazier
Science.
hausdeflores
What happened?! Wow that's incredible
gumbox
He linked this in other comments https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/79iw9p/redditors_with_a_mental_illness_whenhow_did_you/
ILoveSpicyPeople
Would you have preferred to just have a prosthetic?
ILoveSpicyPeople
Also. Why is the thumb so fucked up?
Chlamydia4U
The muscle that pulls the the thumb across the hand died. They used a tendon from the ring finger and switched it to the thumb.
Chlamydia4U
No. I still have some feeling in the hand, and it works amazingly well.
ErgonomicZero
I’ve got to hand it to you, the only thing more gnarly is a detachable penis
LCPLunderground
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Detachable_Penis
thancrus
How much Motor function do you have with it now?
Carnot
@op answered this in a reddit comment here: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/79iw9p/#dp2rqjm
thancrus
Thanks.
TheKnightofAura
This is what happens when you fist the android
AltHorrorPunk
MostFolksJustCallMeOrangeJoe
rowm
What us this?
mlxlm
My germs!
paganfears
Take my strong hand
Jakeery
"Give me the other hand!" "No, this is the strong one - I swear!"
Mustardtig3r
noneyobusisness
hairybeanbag
PetitChocolat
GrampaMoses
Lol, I forget what movie this is from. Can someone remind me?
DancesLikeDriftwood
Scary Movie 2
CanIGetSomeExtraSalt
do you have any before pictures?
youdonegoofed
Please god no!
Chlamydia4U
Never felt a need to take pictures of my hand before all the surgery tbh
BojackTheHorsemanDontActLikeYouDontKnow
He meant severed
DickPicsForTitPics
I know what I'm adding to my to do list
sadquesadilla
Please keep us updated
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
My girl has a hand fetish, so... I take a lot.
Emocannon
Well I guess you could say thats *handy*
ItWasMeIWasTheTurkeyAllAlong
You're going to have to provide far more information then that op.
Chlamydia4U
Long story short, it was fully amputated by a chop saw. This pic is 5 years and 6 surgeries later.
CourtsCrystal
Holy shit.
Sjp770
Any pics of the damage at the time?
DerpNerpem
Jesus man
PostmasterG
CmfMttnPpl
Was it ur fault or someone elses?
macfett
I'd guess it was the doctor's fault.
Greyz
Do you really need to ask that. A chop saw isn't exactly a tool for two people
CmfMttnPpl
Neither is a jack hammer but that doesn't mean shrapnel doesnt exist
IMakeBestialityGifs
Does it still get the job done?
Emocannon
I don't think it can do anything with chop saws.
puruwin
I want to ask, does it get any job done?
SpecialProjectY
Yeah, the surgeon attached the hand quite nicely.
Wapol
Story time!
CuntPuncher1000
TheBlackVan
"Oooh, its about to get good! I better put the camera down and watch this."
Drytrumping
Chlamydia4U
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/79iw9p/redditors_with_a_mental_illness_whenhow_did_you/
PCGamingKurshuk
Wow
snarebears
Can we see the nsfw surgery pics you mentioned?
Starwars2thewrathofhan
Holy smokes
coolguy4206969
Holy shit. You should add that to original post that's wild.
moogloogle
That whole thread was an interesting read, thank you.
talos2
Indeed
ComradeBushtail
A chop saw? Seems like one of those would tear your shit up, unless there’s some special “saw my hand off” blade available at Home Hardware
darthlordvadermort
well that hand doesn't look like it was cut off cleanly
Rckymtnway
Damn I had my hand pulled into a set of rollers and flattened like a pancake and my fingers were partially degloved. 1/2
Rckymtnway
2/2. Worst feeling ever. But now that I see your reattached hand I feel like a puss. Best of luck with your recovery in all aspects.
Chlamydia4U
Fuck that degloving stuff. That actually sounds way more nasty to me
ImCherokeeJack
"Degloved" is exactly what it sounds like. *shudders*
ILoveSpicyPeople
What kind of rollers? What are they? How'd it happen? I need all of the answers!!!
RubNipNotgay
answer goddamnit
Rckymtnway
I work in a factory and we use nip and pull rollers I was removing bound materials from the pull roller when a co-worker decided to activate
paintingagency
THIS IS WHY WE TAG OUT, PEOPLE.
Rckymtnway
The machine when I was pulling material out the actual glove I was wearing got pulled into the rollers first ripping off the rubber glove
Rckymtnway
And flattened my hand along with ripping my skin from my fingers. My middle finger had over 20 stitches just to get the skin back in place.
nopethenopethatnopesatnope
Damn dude is your girlfriend ok? what happened to her?
Mx7733
Clearly they broke up and -eventually- got back together again. But, somehow it was never quite the same,.. right? or left..
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cleffy
They were separated for a while but managed to patch it up
Mayyybe
InboxMeYourGermanShepherds
https://imgur.com/KcLltAb
SpecialProjectY
He purchased PornHub premium for a year.
MM2501
Stuebydoo
zootch
Chlamydia4U
She's yelling at me to pay attention to her instead of replying to strangers' comments on imgur
PaperNay
Can you use your hand like before or do you have problems with that?
passcode3200
Tell her to go beat some meat
SpecialProjectY
She's grabbing all the meat he own.
nopethenopethatnopesatnope
puff ignore her you can alway reattach another.... Jokes aside glad to see you recover from that. Sound like a nightmare to me.
Mugz
It's criminal this comment doesn't have more points.
thetonestarr
From OP's Reddit post: "The tv started talking directly to me along with the radio and just about every other form of media. Fast forward >
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< six months and I'm sitting in a hospital after amputating my left hand with a chop saw. It still took me years to accept that I have some>
thetonestarr
< fucked up psychosis issues and there's probably not some sort of higher power messing with me. I don't think I was able to fully accept>
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