lukehumphris
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You can read the whole story here - https://imgur.com/a/8SQb8uj
May 5, 2019 10:40 PM
lukehumphris
4478
318
3
You can read the whole story here - https://imgur.com/a/8SQb8uj
Clockworkdancerobot
Eats a hot dog.
MystiSchism
Luke decides to call the genie again and wish he was turned back to his mortal self
DetectiveSherlockHolmes
Yeah nah, I'm fucking lost now
CityYeti
Luke wishes for a deus ex machina to save the world
RyuuFireBorn
Luke commands the hydra to eat itself along with its dick and he returns to his normal body
Snadethebeast
This is somehow a story again. Like, we just had a major plot progression, by some miracle.
WeMistbornsNeedNotMakeSense
Luke settle for sucking a guy named Dick (into his body)
mizcs
i feel cheated >:(
IsThatAMothaFlippinJojoRefrence
Luke questions that part
MachineBamBam
Luke wishes for a new story to happen has he dies from the infinity gauntlet
zcheney
Tom Cruise is able to cut off one of the hydras heads and is covered it's time blood making him have to repeat the day a few miles from luke
KingAlfonz
Luke calls upon the genie for his last wish: to know where his dick is
samtherat6
Caught you in usersub! ‘‘Tis truly a glorious day.
Player3hasArrived
Luke uses his final wish to *inhales* SAVE THE WORLD!
Prunebane
Luke proceeds to go on an epic quest to find his junk.
JLaP01001
Turns out the Hydra’s junk is a piece of the infinity dick.
themagnanimousmegalomaniac
Just end it. Please.
dopesalads
Luke possesses the Genie so he can have unlimited wishes
FireSolvesProblems
Luke/Steve goes mad with power and absorbes the Wish Master.
KungFuAnimeJesus
Luke uses his newfound might as a hydra to find Bigfoot, the vampire, and the skeleton together for one last heist.
RandomCamel
But didnt he fight them?
IAlwaysUpvoteBirdies
But they never met him in this timeline
KungFuAnimeJesus
Exactly. So now he needs to re befriend them
DerpsterCaro
Or befriend them, in the case of Bigfoot.