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Its a shit creation, but I like it :D
Mar 1, 2017 9:45 AM
iLoveMyLittlePonyg
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Its a shit creation, but I like it :D
AdonisMcThunderCock
"Fuck you, Lucky Charms!"
doombuddy
That's no demogorgon. But I'll allow it.
thatsabummerman
Was this definitely an homage to IT?
GirlwithaSword
So you gave up sex and decided memes were the answer huh
LargeHoman
I know it's a repost, but you've never played dnd have you?
shark91099
I've seen every episode besides the first and the last cause my family was to lazy to wait for me to get home from work and I keep forgettin
abhorance
The slingshot worked in It too
imjusthereforthemoneynotyourbs
My first though when watching that was "Get those kids some walkie talkies." They had them.
TheHappyMadman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AiT9amjG4E Demogorgon song. ^^
MrWoland
You're A few months late for this to be popular
icedmcfurry
Chroven
Roll for a weapon? The fuck are you talking about
MarlboromanMat
That's not bad. +1
yoshi
"roll for weapon"..wat
BigSwingingDPS
What's this?
v1cph1rth
Spoiled finale of Stranger Things
Azto
Stranger things
Stalin4Time
Dungeons and Dragons
StoryTelling
Hey you need to be proud of your shit
YoungbloodPriest
That's Lil T from the hood! You see that fool doin' shit that dumb again, tell him Youngblood Priest gonna bring him a clock real soon, and
YoungbloodPriest
it ain't gonna have no happy times on it. Little fools like that ain't supposed to be fightin' no demons! They groove ain't fly enough yet.
MagicalPoppy
But it was Eleven's attack that caused that, not the slingshot...
gavman1066
But when is the next season coming out???
Djehuty
halloweenish apparently.
iLoveMyLittlePonyg
Halloween this year, The trailer is already out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Egf5U8xLo8
gavman1066
Holy shit, no way!!! I had no idea. You have literally just made my week. Gotta watch the trailer now. Thank you so much!!
TheStuffMemesAreMadeOf
Meh. I've seen Stranger Things.
PoetDesmond
imwhiskeypete
BarbaricTacoEater
zenoshogun
UncleNeganiscominghomefordinner
Fairdinkums
https://media.giphy.com/media/3o6Ztm0Lv2eAMmNiZq/giphy.gif
PandraPierva
I love his stupid dorky smile...best one of the 3
ActuallyAPirate
So is this like, a horror show? Or a suspense show ? Or an adventure show? Cuz I wanna watch it but scary movies aren't my cup of pee
Calcifiera
All. I really don't like scary movies at all but I loved this show.
helpusdrzaius
mystery horror but not really all too heavy on the horror. it was good, watchable. didn't hate myself after having had watched it.
Calcifiera
2/2 mostly suspense, mystery, and adventure though
kojinko
Infamouse
I hate this gif. Its glorifying a homicidal genocidal patrecidal maniac.
SyNDiket3
or it might be praising the comment.
RealBenedictCumberbatch
I hate this comment. It's showing off random english words
Dagordae
This meme is more misused than the puffin. There is nothing about this that is right.
jaiie
It almost hurt reading through. 'Roll for weapon'. Did he just grab the top thing from a full bag of holding or what?
SirWinter
I so hate this. Everytime someone throws a natural 20 people assume that it is the most ultimate of what ever it was.
SirWinter
Rolling 20 on how much damage I do to a demigod by blowing at him from 100m away isn't going to do any better than rolling 4.
Textuality
"Woo, nat-20!" "Okay, you hit, roll damage." "2. Crap."
SirWinter
And you know DM means business when you roll a nat20 and you still miss ????
InboxMeYourMaineCoons
Natural 20 is an automatic hit in most (many? all?) editions. Unless they've got extra miss chance or anything like that.
Textuality
Yeah, natural 20 is usually an automatic success/hit. Doesn't mean it'll do much unless it crits though. :)
Ragnadrok
Rolling a 1 for an attack is an automatic miss, and in some editions, can bring catastrophe, and no weapons have d20 damage.
Ragnadrok
Also, Demogorgon is the name of a demon prince of the Abyss, and one of the biggest villains in the DnD universe.
breakingbadmike
davisboy42
The thought here was rolling first to obtain a weapon, perhaps out of a bag with many or some other enchanted item, and then rolling to-hit
Ragnadrok
I'm not sure, because the second roll is "attack damage"
YoureWaifuAShit
in no edition is critical failure RAW.
Ragnadrok
Its not RAW, but some DMs include the rules to make battle more interesting.
Ragnadrok
This was pretty infamous in old editions, I've heard countless stories on forums of characters decapitating themselves.
YoureWaifuAShit
yeah, but "and in some editions" is demonstrably false. "in some DMs' games", sure.
Ragnadrok
3.5 included rules for critical fumble, optional rules, but rules included in the text of the DMG. In later editions, it was a homerule.
YoureWaifuAShit
alternate rules aren't RAW.
MushySnugs
obviously made by someone who doesn't understand dnd you don't roll for weapons son
FloresDelCaribe
spockforpresident
hahaopossum
Most people who make these have no Idea what theyre doing. I think Ive only seen one accurate one
DiedAndHauntingImgur
Retrieving a weapon from a stash in the dark.
tommyd71
That, and there is only one Demogorgon
jaiie
A demogorgon is a fucking demon prince ruling an entire layer of the infinite abyss. Balanced for epic level games (almost demigod level).
MushySnugs
very true
iHeroine
I DM'd for a character recently who was a kleptomaniac. He never knew exactly what he had on him so he would roll for items sometimes
nikkibear44
You do roll for dmg just not a d20 a sling does 1d4 dmg
MushySnugs
wrist rocket would be a d6 it has more power than a sling and much more accurate
Ragnadrok
First of all, its a wrist rocket.
FreakinSatan
You roll to hit but a 1 is an automatic miss so no damage would have been rolled.
MajyykPhD
But the weird part is his nat 1 is supposed to be what chooses his weapon to be the slingshot, it wasn't an actual ranged attack
PandraPierva
I took as rolling for a random weapon ina grab bag. and instead of the nice weapon he rolled for the shit slingshot
FreakinSatan
He still would have told to hit though... And a sling shot would be a d4 at most.
PandraPierva
Yea I didn't see the text was roll for dmg
IncurableFeline
Unless your group rolls for critical failures. Then you might roll damage against yourself or someone in your party. :p
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
Or critical failures are just dropping the weapon, unless you roll 2 1's consecutively
zeiji
you trip over an invisible turtle
AtomicBluntPunch
And D20's are used to hit, not attack damage
PmMeYourFavoriteDinosaur
D10 are for damage right? I've been watching games online.
Danielchip
D2, d3, d4, d6, d8, d10, d12, 2d6, etc...
SaltyDitchDr
Depends on the weapon. Can be 1d4, 2d6, 1d8, etc
DranksAndDragons
True, but in most editions a natty 20 gives you max damage for the weapon.
TharrickLawson
Not in 3rd or 3.5...
InboxMeYourMaineCoons
Nor in 5th, where it just doubles all the damage dice.
Brobuscus115
We always confirm crit. If you roll a 1 you do regular damage and a 20 is usually instant death.
strugglesnuggler
Not in good editions, or good games. You pull out a crit deck, or if you're awesome, dust off dark heresy's crit table.
MushySnugs
i effing hate crit decks they are broken and annoying and for lazy GMs
strugglesnuggler
Hamstringing someone is alot more entertaining than "You did double damage".
JustLettingPeopleBeWrong
...no it doesn't. It gives you a guaranteed hit and a 'threat' - a chance of scoring a critical hit upon a 2nd successful confirmation roll.
Hepwolfx
In 3/3.5
MajyykPhD
Yeah your weapon choice isn't rolled for and nobody uses a d20 for damage, especially not a slingshot...
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
You roll to hit and in some rules sets a 20 is a critical (tho you need to roll again I believe)
MushySnugs
you roll to confirm crits in older versions of dnd and pathfinder
MajyykPhD
Not always, depending on the house rules, system, and DM, but yes you roll to hit and a 20 threatens a crit and automatically lands
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
"In some rule sets"
MajyykPhD
I mean...that's kind of what I said, but not a quote...and I mentioned the rules vary...so what's your point here?
thedoctorsmisstress
it's probably something lame like 1d4+1 or something
MushySnugs
a sling in dnd is usually 1d4 i as a dm would put a wrist rocket at 1d6 just because it has a bit more power
InboxMeYourMaineCoons
A sling is an ass of a lot more dangerous than a slingshot. David used a sling to kill Goliath, yo.
MajyykPhD
Lol it's even lamer. Just 1d4, it doesn't even get a +1 unless it's magical, a thrown weapon with the Power Throw feat, or a composite bow
thedoctorsmisstress
Don't you get to add your strength or Dex bonus? Or is that just with melee weapons?
MajyykPhD
You may add precision Dex damage with the proper class abilities, but no by default you do not add damage to ranged attacks. Melee only
LargeHoman
Rognog the barbarian hits for 5d20+10 cuz he's strong as shit!!!! Just kidding, he gets 1d12+2
thedoctorsmisstress
Lol. I'm Corrin the monk and nothing I have is above a d6 (proficiency and dex bonuses everywhere and I can technically attack 3x turn tho)
LargeHoman
Got me a battleaxe, and some ale