Aug 6, 2016 11:07 PM
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MrMarmalade88
Nipples
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
Actually we sent them the most interpretable map of finding their way to Earth, including pics of our race, and ways to interpret our time.
HardOfHearingLeopard
I guess it makes sense to draw them nude because what if aliens don't understand the concept of clothes?
testzero
This wasn't the arecibo message.
WuTang4Children
At least the reptilians respond to our texts
skyhawk1212
They remind of the symbols on Ron Swansons will. The aliens will know what they mean.
VenerateThisGuy
And his killer
nobodyreadsusernamesanyway
http://imgur.com/NuwcRUy
VodkaReindeer
Plus the map is all wrong now that Pluto isn't a planet anymore.
IDidSawABear
Sure, i'll pretend like I don't know that the dots are pulsars for the sake of your joke...
markm0101
Greetings from the people of Earth. Have you eaten yet?
mejayd
Does someone have a link to the meaning of all the symbols? Some are obvious, some not so much.
TheSpookyMrSkeltal
I know that one of the circles at the top are suppose to be a hydrogen atom and the other I think is helium.
Moonyooka
The lines all pointing to a centre are pulsars relative to us (the centre being the Solar System) so as to pinpoint our location.
vauhtihirmu
It's sort of strange that when communicating with non-human civilizations, people were so prudish they couldn't draw a line for the v-jay.
tiahx
It's not an Arecibo message though. It's Pioneer's golden disk . A physical object sent in space on a spacecraft.
While Arecibo is a radiotelescope, used in SETI program. It did send a message of a sort into space, but not a picture with nudes, lol!
GoddammitMrNoodle
The first dick pics.
littlegoblin
Alien: "what the hell is this crap?"
TheGreatZasta
Is that legit lol
AKingsbury
You might mean the voyager plague. The arecibo message was more potato-quality.
snipekill1997
While this is the pioneer plaque the Voyager record had directions, nudes... and a dick pic. (among other things)
SkyeMia
Isn't sending our address to possibly hostile aliens a bit dangerous?
LeahLikesCheese
Too late
Capnrory
they'll be able to locate us from our radio waves long before they find voyager
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
Yes. But space is fucking huge. Like seriously fucking huge. Like, nothing-will-ever-find-it huge.
Welp, you never know
DeathStarWasAnInsideJob
There's no point to resist aliens if they ever find us first, they will be tens of thousands of years more advanced than us
rootgers2011
We should send some Wu Tang
Rage Against The Machine
SomeDetroitGuy
Bad idea. Even aliens know that Wu Tang Clan ain't nothing to fuck with.
DixonBuhtz
WUTANGCLANAINTNUTHINTUHFUCKWIT
DressInDragAndDoTheHula
But why nude though?
Mithi
What else?
Heterosapian
I guess to depict our species. Clothing changes from culture and times but our species is accurately depicted at all times.
TheGr8ness
those hair dos tho
Cheomesh
You know, not to get Tumblrina or anything,but those are supposed to represent "Mankind"-and a vast majority of people are Asian, not white.
Rawcal
You just got full Tumblrina, also whites are the majority in both the society and the organization who launched it.
Yodaloid
Can't really tell their race tbh, except to say they are not black or indian.
General build says white boy. Makes sense given the specific people who spent it...but like, yeah...that's not most people.
Oh...oh boy
Yeah, I'm bound to have triggered someone.
AtlasUnbound
When you look at the distribution across the entirety of the Earth's landmasses, there isn't any one race that makes up a majority.
Hm. Always thought it was typically Asian.Or maybe I was thinking if you picked any one person at random, they'd probably be asian. *shrug*
If you picked one person from ANYWHERE on the earth's surface, it could be any race, with an equal chance for most.
Pandaphant
"Sarah, wave to the aliens." "No."
Frodoniku
I just peed myself laughing thank you
KentuckyFriedChildren
Sarah has dem birthin' hips. Unf
somf
aleister94
I'ma point at em
iwillcallyououtonbs
ColonelCasual
Fun fact: They considered having the woman wave too, but decided not to, lest the aliens would think our arms were stuck that way.
MyManservantClaude
I think they were also considering having the two hold hands until they realized the humans might be perceived as a single unit.
Sarah plz
shuthefuckupdonny
@sarah
MrMarmalade88
Nipples
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
Actually we sent them the most interpretable map of finding their way to Earth, including pics of our race, and ways to interpret our time.
HardOfHearingLeopard
I guess it makes sense to draw them nude because what if aliens don't understand the concept of clothes?
testzero
This wasn't the arecibo message.
WuTang4Children
At least the reptilians respond to our texts
skyhawk1212
They remind of the symbols on Ron Swansons will. The aliens will know what they mean.
VenerateThisGuy
And his killer
nobodyreadsusernamesanyway
http://imgur.com/NuwcRUy
VodkaReindeer
Plus the map is all wrong now that Pluto isn't a planet anymore.
IDidSawABear
Sure, i'll pretend like I don't know that the dots are pulsars for the sake of your joke...
markm0101
Greetings from the people of Earth. Have you eaten yet?
mejayd
Does someone have a link to the meaning of all the symbols? Some are obvious, some not so much.
TheSpookyMrSkeltal
I know that one of the circles at the top are suppose to be a hydrogen atom and the other I think is helium.
Moonyooka
The lines all pointing to a centre are pulsars relative to us (the centre being the Solar System) so as to pinpoint our location.
vauhtihirmu
It's sort of strange that when communicating with non-human civilizations, people were so prudish they couldn't draw a line for the v-jay.
tiahx
It's not an Arecibo message though. It's Pioneer's golden disk . A physical object sent in space on a spacecraft.
tiahx
While Arecibo is a radiotelescope, used in SETI program. It did send a message of a sort into space, but not a picture with nudes, lol!
GoddammitMrNoodle
The first dick pics.
littlegoblin
Alien: "what the hell is this crap?"
vauhtihirmu
It's sort of strange that when communicating with non-human civilizations, people were so prudish they couldn't draw a line for the v-jay.
TheGreatZasta
Is that legit lol
AKingsbury
You might mean the voyager plague. The arecibo message was more potato-quality.
snipekill1997
While this is the pioneer plaque the Voyager record had directions, nudes... and a dick pic. (among other things)
SkyeMia
Isn't sending our address to possibly hostile aliens a bit dangerous?
LeahLikesCheese
Too late
Capnrory
they'll be able to locate us from our radio waves long before they find voyager
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
Yes. But space is fucking huge. Like seriously fucking huge. Like, nothing-will-ever-find-it huge.
SkyeMia
Welp, you never know
DeathStarWasAnInsideJob
There's no point to resist aliens if they ever find us first, they will be tens of thousands of years more advanced than us
rootgers2011
We should send some Wu Tang
VodkaReindeer
Rage Against The Machine
SomeDetroitGuy
Bad idea. Even aliens know that Wu Tang Clan ain't nothing to fuck with.
DixonBuhtz
WUTANGCLANAINTNUTHINTUHFUCKWIT
DressInDragAndDoTheHula
But why nude though?
Mithi
What else?
Heterosapian
I guess to depict our species. Clothing changes from culture and times but our species is accurately depicted at all times.
TheGr8ness
those hair dos tho
Cheomesh
You know, not to get Tumblrina or anything,but those are supposed to represent "Mankind"-and a vast majority of people are Asian, not white.
Rawcal
You just got full Tumblrina, also whites are the majority in both the society and the organization who launched it.
Yodaloid
Can't really tell their race tbh, except to say they are not black or indian.
Cheomesh
General build says white boy. Makes sense given the specific people who spent it...but like, yeah...that's not most people.
Yodaloid
Oh...oh boy
Cheomesh
Yeah, I'm bound to have triggered someone.
AtlasUnbound
When you look at the distribution across the entirety of the Earth's landmasses, there isn't any one race that makes up a majority.
Cheomesh
Hm. Always thought it was typically Asian.Or maybe I was thinking if you picked any one person at random, they'd probably be asian. *shrug*
AtlasUnbound
If you picked one person from ANYWHERE on the earth's surface, it could be any race, with an equal chance for most.
Pandaphant
"Sarah, wave to the aliens." "No."
Frodoniku
I just peed myself laughing thank you
KentuckyFriedChildren
Sarah has dem birthin' hips. Unf
somf
aleister94
I'ma point at em
iwillcallyououtonbs
ColonelCasual
Fun fact: They considered having the woman wave too, but decided not to, lest the aliens would think our arms were stuck that way.
MyManservantClaude
I think they were also considering having the two hold hands until they realized the humans might be perceived as a single unit.
aFactIsAFact
Sarah plz
shuthefuckupdonny
@sarah