Gothzilla

May 28, 2017 10:35 AM

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I actually know this dude. Goes by the Gothic Celt. He's probably the nicest guy you would ever meet. He's also a burlesque dancer.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know what, if you're happy and you're not hurting anyone then you do you.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I always love to imagine how the real Goths would react to the edgy teen goths of today

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pretty hard to sword fight in a corset....just sayin'.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I can't tell if it's a man or a woman.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had to zoom in to see every detail of this disaster.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am impressed with the stockings myself.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bobby Moynihan looks like he has made some bad life decisions

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is that a man or a woman?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yes.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably has a fedora on his knob end. M'lady... dick weasel.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So many hate-filled comments here. Sorry, you think they're "jokes". Let the guy do what he wants, if he's not hurting anyone.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

GET IN MY BELLY!!!!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Morbid obesity

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"We don't need to restrict which friends he sees, it's just a phase"- his parents 5 years ago.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Final Both

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Sometimes I worry about my poor life decisions, but then I see a pic like this and think... meh.

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 5

i dunno, at least he's doing something. i'm just being boring

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He is boring too. Just more visible.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why not try my program "from goth to boss"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Let's just name it Pat

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Thats Gothra, Gothzillas arch Nemesis

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

These comments! U guys r assholes. You do you goth legend

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

what am i looking at

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'm sorry, no, that is a Gothapotomus

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

OH MY GOTH!

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

The t-shirt is just the icing on this mess of a cake. Haha omg!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Ugh, YOU BRING DISGRACE TO THE KILT!!!!!!!!!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah, that's a skirt.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

True, can't see any pleats. Just a crappy sporran to make it look like a kilt.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is that what that is? I though it was a purse. Oops.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Definitely a skirt. Proper manky.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ok I'll bite. What gender is this thing?

8 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 17

Okay, does it relate to Bruce, or Caytlin?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Goth

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

It assumes all and none genders at the same time

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I think they are biologically male based on the chin. If the jawline weren't obscured I could give a more definitive answer.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hairline says male as well.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've watched this entire video before, their dancing is so cringy. I really can't understand the duck feet kick they all do.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why is it wearing a corset?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

...and a black kilt??!!??

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Kilts are made of tartan and have a sporran. Solo color "kilts" are just skirts, including utili-kilts.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Damn dude! Leave some pussy for the rest of us.

8 years ago | Likes 383 Dislikes 9

Cannot tell if man or woman in the pic...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Let the panties hit the floor! Let the panties hit the floor! Let the panties hit the floooooooor!

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

That's actually a lady

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 3

Her name is, MANTITI

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Wearing a kilt?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Are ladies not allowed to wear kilts?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Maybe a Scot can advise but I was under the impression that women shouldn't wear sporrans!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, he/she is also wearing lacey tights and a corset...

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Strategy.... get'm mad. Let nature do the rest.

8 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 4

This was the best one of the whole series.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"KEEPYOURHATESPEECHOFFTHISCAMPUSKEEPYOURHATESPEECHOFFTHISCAMPUS!"

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

Baby.... she's majik

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What is the context of this?

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

GET YOUR HATE SPEECH OUT OF THIS CAMPUS

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's trigglypuff.

8 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

Instead of lulling people to sleep she wakes them with loud screeches.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Can't imagine he'd be very agile in those stupid fucking shoes.

8 years ago | Likes 183 Dislikes 6

He just wants to be tall like the other big boys

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago (deleted May 30, 2017 4:57 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

The largesse also restricts the breathing

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those aren't mere shoes they are skull crushers. But he doesn't look like he does a lot of backflips tbh

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

+10 stomp damage, -30 agility

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

Yeah but imagine the traction he gets!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you assuming their gender? Maybe those are not manboobs but titties. Try to be a little sensitive to others.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He wouldn't be agile in the world's most advanced shoe.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You know how it works, the more ridiculous and impractical it looks, the more powerful it is.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

yea, that's the reason he wouldn't be agile

8 years ago | Likes 154 Dislikes 5

I think its a she... Not sure ...

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've seen some agile large people on pornhub

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 5

Someone had to do the research!

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4