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Bicycle from the Future
http://www.erepublik.com/en/referrer/Aldea+Oculta+de+la+Hoja
http://www.erepublik.com/en/referrer/Aldea+Oculta+de+la+Hoja
markiewaste
Where do I get one?
Frazzledragon
I think you'd get your legs caught in the back wheel occasionally, perhaps getting a bit too close to a car or curb, or trying a tight turn.
Rivalyn
looks like he's having trouble steering it, though.
Speedofthought
I can't imagine this helps running form, that guys is running heels first.The whole hunched thing doesn't look particularly good either
setilsn4
Does something penetrate the anus on this thing...it definitely looks like something penetrates the anus!
ThePresidentOfStrayaOFFICIAL
10/10 would thrust feet into spokes.
spatulalover
Uphill must be a bitch.
Littledaddysj
Now show us the video where he trips and ends up coasting down the street ass-up face-down while pedestrians die of laughter.
CoolNickName
"the position hepls your spine" I don't think so!
MasterXehanort
WILMAAAAAAAAAAA
MindlessGuyAtTheHelm
I bet he's a big fan of the Flintstones.
Larkins
I'll take one with a motor please!
tropicalgoat
I hear they push prisoners down the stairs on these in Guantanamo
WhereTheresAWill
can we take a second to appreciate the fact that that car is pulling over to let him pass.
ThisIsEmilyPingingBackAndFlyingLikeACheeseSandwichTiedToABrick
And probably to get a better look at this mad fucker and his bastardised bicycle :)
mysticalcelestialcomputer
He looks like one of those wheelchair dogs!
digdog303
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjzzI2fX5aM&feature=youtu.be&t=6s
sarahsals
but what if you wreck....
terbril
Then, if the straps hold, the columns will prevent your hands from reflexively protecting your head, which will be bashed by said columns.
Plussum
I'm gonna go against the grain on this one and say this actually looks like a lot of fun.
AncientTerror
The moment when the belt accidently opens and you got a spinning wheel in your asscrack.
dollopodaisy
That does not look comfortable for my back.
JegheterdArtagnan
can someone who is better at photoshop than me edit the bike out of the gif? Please?
alloftheotherusernamesaretaken
double please
InboxMeYourOods
this would be fucking hilarious
catapultedcarcass
WeRanTheWorld
Weird fucking show..
JuicyCrackFairy
I knew I'd find you!
op1qo
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OscarWao
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090205190007/southpark/images/1/15/ITSP.jpg
DAFUQisaLOMMY
thank you, this is the first thing i thought of
orion44
this is it
EmergencyAbortionSavingsAccount
I demand to know what episode this is from.
IamMasterofMyDomain
Still beats dealing with the airline companies.
ZombieRonSwanson
that is exactly what these "bikes" remind me of
TragedyAtSummerhall
I like how you put "bikes" in quotes. As if they're not actual bikes.
MassiveHeartAttack
? That second comment is full of shit. Bikes will get you way farther much faster and gives you a better leg and abb work out.
OutdoorHuman
Thank you for speaking what was in my heart.
mechanimated
By "get farther" I assume they mean farther than conventional running, not than riding a normal bike.
Wassamattauface
Yeah, that person apparently has no concept of what a gear is.
strongfkennedy
Better ab workout? On a bike?
snuzzled
Have you climbed a hill on a bike? You gotta keep your core solid so you can get the power to your legs. Yes, it works your abs.
strongfkennedy
Have you climbed a hill on one of these things?
snuzzled
Oh, I thought you were talking about on a bike bike. My bad. Yeah, I can't see this thing working your core.
jpotter0
Since when is hunching good for the spine? (Serious question)
Protean2648
Since fat people on tumblr declared themselves experts on what is good exercise and what isn't.
neverassumenormality
Most people have a natural slouch... doctors still argue about straight vs. slight slouch... I slouch and I'm fine. I do whats comfortable
Zodi
Just saying, if you are used to sitting straight, it feels more comfortable.
didgythebat
This is doing no good for his hip flexors, that much is certain.
annagudbjorg
Isn't it the same posture one has when using an actual bike?
Dastealer
Sabatonian
frkboy
That little mspaint headband
younotbigshit
I needed a good laugh. I fucking love 4chan sometimes.
DisgruntledFerret
I knew the Uni-Fliz would be here.
tinycrocodile
read it again just bc its hilarious
evillesbianfromthesnakehouse
Every time after I read this I'll think I'm done laughing.. then I'll glance at that fucking picture and it'll start all over again.
LittleElectronicAlfreds
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MisterWho
That drawing gave me an ab workout.
WhatTheHellIsBrettFavreDoingHere
One of the few things I see on here that makes me actually laugh out loud every time.
IUpvoteYourCatPics
Commenting so I can look at this later when I'm not on mobile.
ahikikomori
my sidesss
TrailMixWithoutAlmonds
Was looking for someone to post this, +1
xfumo
Full stomach+lmao=major cramps. Oh, but they're such happy pains. +1
Jwalter89
For me, this was 4chan's finest moment. Hilarious!
TheBigLemon
this shit still gets me
ExplainsJokeTherebyRenderingJokeInert
Oh gosh, I haven't laughed so hard in so long. Thank you for posting friend.
Haramdar
So amazing I cried laughing
johnnytsunami
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urhedsonfire
Tumblr thinks it's awesome, 4chan thinks it's drop dead fucking retarded... I'm gonna have to side with 4chan on this one
Porecomesis
Well, does it work like intended?
Armored0Titan0
This could also apply to each site's self-image.
ASpitefulLurker
that is a slippery slope friend
azmodanny
well some people say the two communities are actually different in thinking age.
Barkinsons
I'd say they are the same age, but the genders are unequally distributed
Therm
There's a lot more females on 4chan than you'd think.
Barkinsons
I said unequally distributed, in other words two mindsets generally associated with a respective gender
TheRealEnigmaX
This looks like a decapitation waiting to happen
Liveforthis
My thoughts exactly
itdoesntmatternoneofthismatters
"..instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout." Has this person ever been on a bike? Ever?
mellowdrama
this crazy bike post so deserves a comment. I just can't think of one.
azmodanny
Generally riding bike stresses hamstrings, biceps, lats etc harder than walking. Physics. This design is pure nerdy hipster shit.
Bpendragon
This is essentially an "inversion" of the "Dandy Horse" the precursor to modern bicycles. Why do you think we got away from them?
dingdingdongdingdong
This was my reaction when I first saw this last year.
M0MUS
Bikes don't work the hamstrings very much unless you use clips. If you use clips prepare to have your legs burn
Jdubz
Riding a bike is much more efficient at burning calories because our bodies are designed to run/walk.
Gherkincensed
I see through your pseudo-science.
DarthBrawn
That makes no fucking sense
Jdubz
My bad guys, guess I was wrong
strongfkennedy
That's just not even true.
Jerenemy
Right, and i don't think this is position is good for the back... i don't trust this stranger on the Internet.
SlurmsMcKenzie
Yeah, pulling your legs forward with your neck cranked up and your lower back bent is not good.
Thatusernamehasalreadybeenchosenandisnolongeractive
Prolly never been strapped in. The first time I pushed and pulled... Never been the same, my friend.
AWildTreeHasAppeared
i now really want clips.
TheDullEffectsOfYourSuitcase
I'm no expert, but it probably works different parts of your legs than running, right?
ganderso
Yes, but I'd be willing to bet this thing doesn't work the running muscles either
jacopopeterman
when you run you get the slappa slappa and its bad for joints, when you ride you get a workout but its smooth not a jarring motion.
TheDullEffectsOfYourSuitcase
What an excellent description. Thank you.
astamurti
Tumblr? Workout?
dropeleven
hey man. don't be ableist or something.
astamurti
I'm not ableist, I'm an asshole.
dropeleven
wow, trigger warning much? some of us don't have assholes and it makes us sensitive about it or something
mijaelo
They have to catch the oppressors somehow I guess
JediKnight
Reblogging photos actually is more effective than going outside. It is known.
SpaceTimeNomad
Similar logic:
Mirage009
Not really the same...
beardyfaceguy
The next logical step is to ride a bike on it.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
It makes a bit more of sense. It could be made to absorb some impact. Not sure about protection from mockery, though.
SaintNewts
If that had a three speed hub on the back, that'd actually be kind of awesome.
ashleypomeroy
MST3K predicted that. I remember TV's Frank having a go on one. Lost Continent, S208, 1990.
DeadSchrodinger
I don't think "logo" is the right word for it.
DeadSchrodinger
*logic. Damn you phone!!!!
BrokenZen
Hate running on the sidewalk? Try this new treadbike. All the joys of running, but your shoes will never step in dog shit!
ThatAustralianKid
It's constantly uphill btw
dickpuns
same impact as running, same speed as biking.
Counterfit
It looks much slower than biking
M4RN13
http://www.elliptigo.com/site/assets/images/default/elliptigo-bike-3c-orange.jpg
OhManIHopeIDontGetOneOfThoseLongUsernames
I actually saw one of these the other day. I was like, WTF is the point of that??
InboxMeYourOods
Better impact on your feet
OhManIHopeIDontGetOneOfThoseLongUsernames
But why not just ride a bike? That has 0 impact. Unless you have a bum back and cant lean over I guess.
InboxMeYourOods
Isn't running more efficient than biking? Sitting is harmful in long periods of time.