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Jan 15, 2019 2:55 AM
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squirrellady710
Feeling a little uncomfortable here...
EdwardCornes
Squirrels eat birds eggs, their main food source, send them to SquirHell!!
jakesrake
Squirrel heaven is acorn hell
RoodKontjeAapje
True. Look at the effort we made to make that clear https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpcRhflUbcg&feature=youtu.be&t=315
xVVitch
Squirrels destroyed my gazebo. Tore the cloth cover up to shreds. Squirrels are the reason we can't have nice things. Fuck squirrels.
dreamsnottheresultofwhatweeat
They got inside the roof of the old cottage, eat our plastic patio furniture, eat bird seeds, move tulip bulbs, etc. They’re arrogant SOBs.
PlatonicSex
Reminds me of the pic of the squirrel that died from starvation after getting its nuts stuck in a bird feeder
HarryBlackstoneCopperfieldDresdenIsMyPatronus
You're just gonna leave us hanging like that?! Just like this supposed squirrel you speak of?!
DomZombie
Human hell is just Dolphin heaven.
Snooj
So is squirrel heaven/dog hell just a thick canopy of trees where squirrels can frolic all day as dogs run around on the ground in futility?
PatrickDiomedes
There's no such thing as Dog Hell. All dogs are Good Dogs
MooseNurse
And what did the virgins do to deserve being raped by a terrorist in heaven?
AncientPostNecromancer
What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. -Morticia Adams.
Fractallergy
Atonement implies the notion of eventually completing. Hell is forever. Roast, squirrels, roast
ZeroZeta
Xaldyn
habisteez
He dead
Smurpo
Aw nuts
Toastfrog
Oh man.. I hope they got him out ..that poor thing
Cheezman355
Last I saw that, I think they said that poor fella was sleeping with the fishes... Granted, that could be from old age.. That pic is ancient
FullMetalTaquito
regregex
Allobarrister
Maybe it's a simulation and the squirrels aren't real. I mean, it wouldn't be that hard to trick a dog...
smashfaceawesome
Or maybe hell isnt really a thing. Maybe it is just for controlling people while they are alive.
Allobarrister
Heaven and Hell are states of mind, not physical locations. To fully enjoy the former, one has to have experienced the latter.
unmu
Since irrational numbers are a thing, it's unlikely that we're living in a simulation (unless we suddenly hit the end of one).
Allobarrister
I'm not talking about the real world. I'm referring to dog heaven having simulated squirrels...
bekkayya
yea, beings capable of creating total reality simulation cant make infinite series obv
ihateimgurffs
Except they are not in the physical world due to planck length.
vidiv
I still wanna punch the guy who invented irrational numbers.
MeanWinchester
Hell is not meant to 'atone' for your sins. It's an eternal punishment for them. Because that's a balanced system.
Uncre8ive123
shortdickman
Hell is whatever you choose it to be. Don't act like you know. You believe. News flash other people have beliefs too. For instance,
shortdickman
I believe that hell is nothing more than endlessly failing at everything you do. You'd think you'd be used to that by now.
MeanWinchester
Frankly, i don't believe in hell at all, i was just stating the christian concept of hell, but you're correct interpretations vary massively
Rikkom
Hell is a town in Michigan.
edwardssam9680
Did you push your glasses up and say "accchhhually" when you typed that?
Ifyouthinkimseriousyoumissedthejoke
I think it was more a clever pointer that religion doesn't make sense. 'Steal some bread...roast for eternity in hellfire' - balanced
SophieClockwise
What if you *wanted* toast all along?
Ifyouthinkimseriousyoumissedthejoke
The person roasts...Not the bread. :) but taking you seriously: then other's idea of hell is your heaven.
jmulderr
Same thing for humans and demons. Human hell is just awesome fun time for demons.
nosoupforoldmen
Demon hell I imagine is where all of the humans they torture are genuine masochists
Elbertron
Whats demon hell?
DucksAreGood
The Trump administration.
IntergalacticCinematic
Heaven. They’re the wait staff.
Lyrian
Anywhere this guy is: https://imgur.com/PG6MaCU
AnHonestLiar
Nondescript customer service. It's only really noticable in small towns, but some retail workers don't exist outside of their shops.
LadyCottonHead
Hah, that's a pretty good /r/writingprompt.
AnHonestLiar
You may think that being mean to them is justified then, no, because nice people go to heaven and they get jealous.
AnHonestLiar
Being mean to them makes them slightly happy because people who are mean to retail workers have a special place in hell
AnHonestLiar
Lesson: always be nice to retail workers. They deserve it in one way or another.