WristDeepInaBook
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that's a bingo
Apr 6, 2022 12:30 AM
WristDeepInaBook
203261
3446
89
that's a bingo
hedonophobia
Judging by the performance of Russia's military, it's not going to be much of a war.
CharLaMagno
How Germany feels about Russia f*cking up their nice and accurate >30 year plans :
Honohndeos
CrisprCAS
MyOldUserNameMeantUndeadCocaineButNowItsThis
I watched that for the 1st time last week. It was so good. Like amazingly good.
CouldYouPleaseRatherNot
The funny thing is that christoph waltz is actually an austrian everybody associates with germany
Feralkyn
OH NO SIR
pr3viso
Hopefully von Stauffenberg will have better luck offing Putin.
THEmichaelscarn12
Arock77
Maybe they'll make it to Moscow this time
johnefffd
CharLaMagno
The Germans :
Durahl
How about 2nd Oktoberfest? ?
OrdinarilyBob
GhostBear3067
And they will not be blamed for starting this one!
gablestout
"blamed"? Germany literally started WWI when it declared war on Russia and WWII when it invaded Poland.
GhostBear3067
WWI was technically not their fault, but WWII was.
TheStealthHippopotamus
I think the opposite. No one could live under the treaty they were forced to sign. War was inevitable
MeatyMouthfeel
beerlady
Lol, I lost it at flossing, in public
gaiidraws2
Dude is such an amazing actor
Feralkyn
They're both incredible man
thotterpop
gablestout
-Poland (probably)
fanwis666101
Sadly doubt it. No poc allowed in Poland...
pinkmansaidthebest
That's a Bingo?!?!
copingcabana
Bad news...the Italians are also on our side at the start.
FailedCS
Like game matchmaking working in favor of you and you have 4 high elo teammates
jjsjosCreator
NamelessGhul
What scene was this from? It’s on the top of my brain
grlwithnoname
I thought it was when she recognized her own shoe in the jacket pocket? & he told her to try it on?
owlrage
I *think* the opening sequence when he’s fucking with the Frenchman. But it’s been a hot minute since I’ve watched bastards.
Theappwontletmelurk9000
Basterds*
Jonnymarre
*Bastardos
jjsjosCreator
TommyCreo
Yeah, I it's this one. Right after she realizes that he found her shoe at the inn. https://youtu.be/kDPlQDUi3Sc?t=102
jjsjosCreator
holy crap that was a leap, i can't believe my 2 braincells got it done.
NamelessGhul
Oh yeahhh
YouWillNeverFindMe
I mean England and the vikings were on the same side for the first two. No wait, not Denmark or Sweden but, at least Norway and England
EUPlayer
Only sweden was neutral
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
Most of Denmark is Germanic.. just with more pigs. The clues in the "mark" bit
AllMaktAtTengilVarBefriare
Denmark, Sweden, Norway and Iceland are all completely Germanic.
nycterelis
What... do you think the vikings are?
rbudrick
Mansplain for a dumm murican?
Hvammi
No idea what he is talking about, but mark is danish for a field, where you can have pigs i guess
randomdudefromtheinternet
Oh, hi Mark
Selerox
Denmark was entirely on the Allied side in WW2. There just wasn't much they were able to do...
ObeseDuck
We small, yo
Selerox
That's kind of what I meant. You did all you were able to, but you smol.
CommunCreator
Now those damn lazy Swedes, on the other hand …
WokeGhettoSpiritualist
Imagine being happy WWIII is happening, just imagine it.
missingdodo
I think part of the problem here is, Americans have a hard time imagining war at their doorstep. They just export war.
CharLaMagno
This. The one thing the USA really learned from WW2 is how to make profit from war.
Digimontana
This is basically Red Alert 1 now. The only good thing about it is that it leads to Red Alert 2 and...
Digimontana
KIROV REPORTING
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
After a major EQ i helped some germans out of the rubble at night. Destruction was everywhere and they were shouting . It felt like a ww2
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
Movie. It was like the blitz. We are still friends after 12 years
alexcoldt
Little do people know, the last official action of the Wehrmacht in WW2 was against the SS, in conjunction with allied forces.
Feralkyn
They had a few. One of my faves aside from Castle Itter: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Battel
4vie
"And it's American troops, and the Germany Army, fighting together at last~!"
lurkbot3010
"One last fight, it’s the death throes of the 3rd reich
Justice shall be done, the final battle remains"
NotJasonBourne
Do you have any reading on that? I'd love to learn more about it
lurkbot3010
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Itter_Castle
NotJasonBourne
Thanks dude
Feralkyn
more specifically https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Castle_Itter
oepix9000
lurkbot3010
Nah, we're going to be the battlefield
CharLaMagno
Again.
PetCamperProject
for now..
Sayagain
That's a bingo!!!
flacoloco
[Erika Intensifies]
DeeDoubleYu
I mean with enough nukes you could change that to [Akira intensifies]
congressionalbitch
3OH22A
They should have joined the allied side after WW2 and crushed the Soviets.
CharLaMagno
Yes well the 2 700 000 tons of bombs the allies dropped on Germany had just a part in making sure there was nothing left after capitulation.
15awilso9000
Guys... That might mean we're going to be on the losing side... Germany doesn't have a great track record at this
Curii
TBF, the last two world wars were a bit of an anomaly. You had the War of 1870 and the Napoleonic Wars where Germany was on the winning side
amb1021
No, but Canada does and we'd all be on the same side as them.
TheStealthHippopotamus
proracing53
JGarza9788
I don’t think the “good” and “bad” sides are gonna be as clear as WWII.
Hvammi
How come?
JGarza9788
On a normal day we’ll complain about how america is ran by corruption politicians who have their pockets filled by large companies…
JGarza9788
And all of a sudden we trust america and the large companies to not somehow do this for their own gain?
JGarza9788
Everyone in the western countries are being told to donate to Ukraine, but the IMF (international monetary fund) is giving Ukraine loans…
JGarza9788
Ukraine is a college student in country form. So…in summary Russia is fighting a physical war against Ukraine, but the western countries
Abaddon39
Howmuchistoomuchspam
I love this character so much. Ugh, so good (Christoph waltz amazing but I don’t “love” landa)
kickmyballsrealhard
You’re supposed to hate Landa, which is a testament to how well Waltz portrayed him.
MisterOates
He was also fantastic in Django. He Is just a great actor.
TheSomethingSomethingGenericReplyGuy
The bar scene... Nice!
vonsmallhausen
Au revoir Shosshana!!!
CoopersLanding
I love how he says this line!
vonsmallhausen
Great film!
therealpopkiller
The world needs more Melanie Laurent
meltedfaceguy
She was really badass in 6 Underground
MisterOates
You mean 5 Underground?
Landstander101
4 underground?
Charliewinz
3 underground?
MisterOates
I agree. She is beautiful to look at and a badass in that movie.
meltedfaceguy
There’s a lot of hotties in that movie
afambelafonte
Considering that the entire northern hemisphere would be a lifeless radioactive hellscape in about a day, I doubt they're super jazzed on it
Lulabel73
I live in Melbourne. I might go watch “On The Beach” for a few tips.
Dimension09
Don't get my hopes up
osmbln
Don't fall for Putin's fear mongering.
tenkindsofawesome
We're at the double dare stage of negotiations.
PicassoCT
Actually Germany expected to be bombarded from both sides during the cold War gone hot.. Google Fulda gap
Oprean
That's one possible outcome, but assume people won't escalate that far, and we live to see what happens
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
"Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box."
mercyPandaRunner
We're super duper unjazzed by this. That's why we are outspending Russia in military expendeture temporarily to get our shit ready. Not fun.
MapleSyrupMafia
ahlmeister
Don't worry, most of us will die long before the radiation does anything from the breakdown of supply chains due to the EMPs
TwiceK
Fallout 5 New Zealand will be totally immersive.
retnab
If Russia's nukes are as maintained as the rest of their army equipment I wonder if they'd even make it off the ground
CraftyGiant
as of three years ago they had around 1500 that international inspectors thought were functional. let's not test it.
LazyBuddha
So what its better to just let them do whatever they want? Just look the other way?
BiggieHossenheimer
No one is looking the other way, the west is literally doing everything short of starting WW3 to aid Ukraine and it is clearly working.
SomeDetroitGuy
Not entirely lifeless but yeah, a couple billion dead is a reasonable estimate.
BlastFX
No, it's not. A couple hundred million at most, assuming they only target big cities, all the nukes work and none are shot down.
missingdodo
Sure. Do you want a nuke on Chicago? New York? It's only a couple hundred million. So what does it matter? Are you stupid?
Feralkyn
Tbf he's responding specifically to an estimate of "a couple billion dead." Which would be EXTREMELY hard to pull off, you'd need to nuke
Feralkyn
huuuuuuuge areas.
Mustakraken
Yeah, but would it really? Russia was supposed to have a Superpower class army. It's budget for armed forces is equivalent to US just for
Mustakraken
strategic forces, aka maintenance and upkeep of nuclear arsenal. They are supposedly maintaining *more* weapons then the US... On what is a
Mustakraken
small fraction of their military budget. I don't wanna call the bluff, but it's definitely a bluff.
TacoPoweredHelicopter
You only need a few to launch, and a few to get through.
Mustakraken
Those weapons need regular replacement of weapons grade materials, electronics and mechanical upkeep etc Again the US spends
Mustakraken
something like 60+ billion of a 800+ billion military budget on this. Russia's *entire* military budget was like 65+ billion. There is no
Arcian
It's not the nuclear explosions or even the radiation that kills the most people in a nuclear war, it's the carbon soot darkening the sky...
Arcian
... causing worldwide temperatures to plummet so plants die, causing mass starvation not just for us but for most animals as well.
MrWizzzard
We're all positively charged about the prospects.
jankeydadondc
RoseHarmonic
Lol lethal ionizing jokes
ThisIsYourLifeNow
Quoththeraver
Yes we'll all be positively glowing in our first military photos.
spaceisnotthathard
Christ I need a citizen defense package just to handle this joke.
certainlynotaserialkiller
Radiating confidence. Among other things....
ialmostforgotihaveadhd
They're not
derJake
Kann ich bestätigen.
RPCd
I never heard of a war scenario against Russia where Nato had a defense line in Germany. Usually more at the Iberian peninsula
BlastFX
There's not enough nukes for that in the world. Millions dead? Yes. Half the world destroyed? Not even close.
Kemikaaliali
Dude theres enough nukes between russia and US to destroy the planet multiple times. In the hight of the cold war they could do it 14 times
BlastFX
That's simply not true. There are fewer than 14k nukes left in the world. If all of them worked and none were shot down, you could just 1/2
BlastFX
about hit all the cities with that. That's about half the population and negligible area. And most nukes would be shot down. 2/2
Kemikaaliali
Nuclear winter, ozone depletion, emp, radioactive fallout, firestorms? And all the domino effects on food productions, ecologica, 1/2
MrBlankMan
Don't need to get directly hit by a nuke to be affected. Nuclear fallout can spread on air currents after the explosion and you're still f'd
BlastFX
Fallout is not nearly as bad as people think. There's a reason nukes are measured in kilotons of TNT and not area contaminated or something.
Bystandr
Just let him know - we wont be the first to use one, but when he does, we're nuking him flat. Im fine with that. Better than allowing this.
Guessmyusername
The worlds gone mad
Foxhack
And fuck all the civilians too, right? Shit, man.
afambelafonte
You want to die to stop atrocities in Ukraine I got some good news for you: you can! Get over there and do it!
ThePunishersVengefulBrother
You sure about that, Hoss? https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0085404/
ChubbyPikablue
That is the idea behind Mutually Assured Destruction, but it would still end very badly for the entire planet: https://youtu.be/CxkvsrSUyOU
GuacamoleMoleMolester
At least it'll be the most interesting day on Earth for the last 60 mil years.
Snausagebort
What about the day Kim K’s book came out??
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
And possibly the next 60 million years as well.
patta8388
Specially because Germany is the 2nd highest priority target after the US. Flatten Germany and you have a gate to western Europe
Feralkyn
Germany's probably actually target #1. It's where the US has a bunch of nukes, and Germany hosts American airfields, army bases for EU land-
Feralkyn
based logistics & more.
Feralkyn
IF the US got hit by long-range nukes it's very, very likely Germany would be hit at the same time.
TurdBurglar3000
The Russian army is not the same thing as the Soviet army. That gate to Western Europe is useless if you're too incompetent to capture Kyiv.
patta8388
Fair point, but it probably won't change the target list if it's all out nuclear war
mas0chist
Oh probably not, the russians will jist breakdown in the middle of their newly occupied wasteland xD
mas0chist
just*
mas0chist
you dont need to take Berlin if its a flattened nuclear wasteland.
TurdBurglar3000
Don't try to shoehorn Cold War logic into the current conflict. Russia has clearly stated its goals. Steamrolling France isn't one of them.
Idontneedrealfacts
Careful you might get downvotes by a bunch of kids who are sure none of the Russian nukes will work...
SupportGeek
Land based? Possibly not, the money hasnt really been there for maintenance, but that doesnt matter when you have boomers that do.
neborno
Spoiler alert, nukes are pretty much foolproof. Apply moderator > watch boom
afambelafonte
It's like putting a gun to your head and hoping the rusty old bullets are too old to fire. They might not fire, but it's smarter to not.
Idontneedrealfacts
its more like putting 6000 rusty guns to your head and hoping NONE of them fire
Dhatudhatu
I suspect Russia don't really want to use nukes given their megalomaniac fascist ideas for a "Greater-Russia" empire. Nuclear war kills that
Dhatudhatu
So if they ever were to launch nukes, they would effectively kill themselves. Why do that?
mardis
“some men just want to watch the world burn….”
amb1021
The idea that that pissant little gas station thinks it's going to run the world is so fucking delusional. Just bizarre people.
Dhatudhatu
Yes it's incredible.
speershawks
Pissant little gas station is my new favourite insult to Russia
Deadmanwalkn
It's not about if they *want* nuclear war. If it comes to a direct NATO vs Russia conflict, Russia WILL lose the conventional war. They 1/
Deadmanwalkn
stand no chance at all, and everyone involved knows it. So once they've lost the convention war and driven into a corner, they are left 2/
Deadmanwalkn
with no option but the nuclear one. That's the only way for them to fight back. Then once they fire, we fire...everyone dies. 3/3
Dhatudhatu
Removing Russia from Ukraine involves no corners whatsoever. They are free to go back to their country. No invasion will happen.
Biznakis
Is anyone confident that their nukes work or even can be launched?
mas0chist
why do you think their armed forces are so run down? they spend most of the bidget on their nuclear arsenal..
ThePunishersVengefulBrother
Even if only 25% work, that's bad for millions of people
JamSandwichUK
Of course they work.
hangar
guessing at least one of them will
BinaryLogic
Even if they can't launch and just prematurely ejac- ahem, detonate, in the silo, that's still pretty bad for the planet overall.
Stolf
Eeeeeh...it's honestly probably where all the money for military goes to instead of troops/equipment
spartanatreyu
No, most of the money earmarked for the military was laundered by the oligarchs. Russia's own corruption has corrupted their war waging. 1/
spartanatreyu
Oh look, I've been given 1 trillion dollars to modernise the air force. I'm going to spend 200 million on 40 year old drones and 2/
spartanatreyu
40 year old bomb detonators and pocket the other 800 million. Hey boss, I spent that 1 trillion on the air force, now how about the army?...
DVSBSTrD
Because that's how ALL wars end now? Like how we nuked Afghanistan and Iraq, and Russia nuked Ukraine?
pyroshen
This is an ignorant take.
Quoththeraver
Literally how the last world's war ended. And that one didn't even start with nuclear bombs.
Superhereaux
I'm guessing you aren't too familiar with the word "nuked"
mercyPandaRunner
None of the defeated nations had nukes. Believe me, If there is a war between Russia and NATO, Russia is going to lose and then Putin and>
mercyPandaRunner
his circle won't have anything left to lose. When the war turns against them, that's the card they have left. Very not good.
Ryebread91
Did America consider nuking them?
Idontneedrealfacts
Thank God we have president grandpa and not president spraytan... he would have nuked Ukraine for pootiepie
TheWarHymn
He said WW3, not all wars.
Illinifan88
If NATO got involved, it'd be the first major conflict between nuclear powers. I think odds are low, but not worth the risk.
honda4wssi9
Not to mention India has like the 2nd or 3rd largest and most modern army in the world.
eetsumkaus
Depends how you define "major"...India and Pakistan have had engagements since they became nuclear states
JamSandwichUK
When you’re fighting against nuclear powers, yea, it could. Those wars were nothing like what this could end up like. Naive post.
BreathBeStank
Russia doesn't wanna nuke Ukraine because what's the point in owning a wasteland. We didn't allow Afganistan to weaponize.
CraftyGiant
Russia is fine with that as long ass the oil and iron can be mined within a few decades. Moscow turning to glass is what stops them.
SupportGeek
Afghanistan doesnt have a nuclear program because they dont have the kind of co-ordination, facilities or money for one.
doobiedoobop
The point is for a country obsessed with its image of military strength to save face. If can't conquer them, destroy them.
Infinias
For which they did a tremendous job by being absolutely incompetent on show that "strength" by no fuel, no trained soldiers, gear from '60..
EUPlayer
Who are we?
BreathBeStank
UN
CarBENbased
Not all wars no, but it's how half of the world wars have ended.
RandomGuy12345678910
SecondSun396
Raptorrat
Depends how you count world wars. If the definition is all major powers involved and fighting on all continents, the 7 year war would count
pixelsnader
A lifeless radiosctive hellscape for a whole hemisphere? Not at all. Even in Hiroshima/Nagasaki, most people survived, and most people ☞
pixelsnader
later in life died of natural causes (i.e. not because of cancer/radiation). Most radiation (80%) disippated in a day, background radiation☞
pixelsnader
levels normalized very fast, and the radioactive area was pretty small to start with; dropping 3~4 orders of magnitude in 3km or 2 miles.
Gaelwyn
On the other hand, it literally happened only once. So… maybe it’s not likely to ever happen again now that everyone knows the consequences.
mercyPandaRunner
And imagine how it would have ended if Germany had nukes in 1918, USSR had nukes when the Nazis stood in the suburbs of Moscow in 1941, had>
mercyPandaRunner
the Nazis had nukes when they had to draft 80 and 12 year olds and threw them into street battles in Berlin. Nukes are always a far off >
mercyPandaRunner
hypothetical until someone gets cornered and they start to look very pretty to him.
vcgetdown
Can't even count ww1 nukes weren't even an idea yet, so 100% if world wars while nukes existed ended in nukes
Anwinity
Still a pretty small sample size
SecondSun396
mercyPandaRunner
Concerning how WW1 was conducted, you can be 100% sure that if they had nukes back then, they would have evaporated the entire continent.
IamfunatpartiesIknow
Germany surrendered before the nukes
ztygs
How many nukes did Afghanistan, Iraq and Ukraine have when they were invaded? That plays a role, just saying...
pixelsnader
None, none, and none?
ztygs
Bingo.
LyraTheLycan
Afghanistan, not that we know of, Iraq were developing nukes, that's one reason why they were invaded, and Ukraine did but they're Russia's
ztygs
The US claimed Iraq had WMD's several times yet noone ever found any. Makes you wonder.
LyraTheLycan
Ah I personally believe that the US gov is more evil than anyone they've attacked or been attacked by in a while. Global military overlords.
3MTA3
Right? Its like nukes aren't offensive weapons according to long standing proliferation doctrine. Anyone who has them
3MTA3
Can usually throw hands so if doesn't matter unless if its madness.
neborno
Not for lack of trying though. US generals wanted to drop nukes on Korea, Vietnam and Iraq.
SecondSun396
The Iraq nuke "scare" was over blown imo.
IssacCox
Hahaha holy FUCK could you imagine if MacArthur got his way in Korea??