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Look in can make him wink ;)
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Oct 23, 2020 12:30 AM
bdanpseudology
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https://www.facebook.com/100005641178045/posts/1420914258106600/
nataSdroL666
And that's how the wife found out that u bang hookers. The amount of pussy/day, my dick would be multicoloured mesh of figures #nopretty ?
SarcasSNsass2515
"So you didn't sleep with anyone else?" Then where did the 4 batman logos come from steve?"
genitalspreferblondes
I hear they're gonna roll out this brand shortly
FrankensteinsMonstersSweatyBallBag
Yo, Reptar on my ding-dong? Where do I invest?
Eryche
I want a slinky one. For obvious reasons
ketro2099
pretty sure at best most would get an inchworm
GINO11111
I hope is a hundred dollars bill so I can watch my money grow.
FocacciaIsLife
Sounds awesome cause who doesn’t want a shriveled dinosaur on their dick?
myhappyanonplace
That would deff make life difficult for the cheaters out there lol like where tf that bear come from? Lol
ElbowDeepInAHoofbun
Today I learned dinosaurs go nuts for dudes with tattoos on their dicks.
itsfunnythatwordsmeanthings
What’s the point? When you take it off your dinosaur is like 30 seconds away from being shrunk down to a tadpole
CPTHindsight2020
Wtf is that on your dick? Get it wet and you'll find out
PotatSuperKing
My T-rex ... is now a Compy. *Heads to fridge*
SwayzeS
I'd vote for that!!! lol
CambodianPoutine
I'm already moister than an oyster
KrakedUp
Too much gravy?
CambodianPoutine
No such thing
somethingsomethingusernamey
Dino dick does it?
CambodianPoutine
You know it baby
MRDOne
I made something similar. Olympic condoms. The silver outsells the gold because the ladies want the guys to come second.
roguekittiekat
this made me chuckle out loud during breakfast
laskoCandyHero
That'd be one sloppy ass dino
SkynetWithAPoopKnife
"Sweetie, why is there a T-Rex on your dick? Who've you been fucking?"
GonzoRunner
Plesiosaurus.
theburbs666
I’d have a sleeve in one day for sure
Notbiggie
It’s like getting a sticker congratulating you for having sex. I’m on board with this
ComcastLover
Make the outside like the candy that colours your tongue
islandia
Here you go
ChaseJohansson
'Why does your dick say AIDS?" Give it a tug and you get Adidas. That was like middle school joke.
735824
Look who's still in middle school!
JPCriv
Id say i want them in camouflage, but i already get told that they can't see it
drunkpanther
This would definetly make men more likely to wear one. 100%.
AllOutofNut
SocialBeast
15 minutes later, the dinosaur becomes a raisin
DaPopeM
Penis indenting like a meteor hitting it
ilovehotyogurttoo
You mean a gecko
savikatt
Organic shrinkems!
HUGHgReaction
It doesn’t say “swan” it says “Saskatchewan”
MaliceofTheHighestDegree
BeerGoggles00
After I tell my wife I'm gonna bury my smilodon in her tarpit I doubt I'll be able to use them again
slyshadows8888
But it is is a long neck to start with, then turns into a ducky yep yep yep
MaliceofTheHighestDegree
I feel bad for whoever gets the little foot.
QuackWok
As I live and breathe! RAISIN?!
PENlSMAN
Your right, it needs to be a sentance, something witty that would shrink into a word
StenYngve
Well Mr Penisman, it seems the public is divided on the subject
PENlSMAN
Yeah, at least 4 people who dont have the penis for a whole sentence
3Davideo
I'm not too familiar with the mechanics but isn't 15 minutes between "no longer needing a condom" and "losing your erection" a bit long?
SuperSilverPie
Besides most of us fall asleep right after. So you wouldn't notice til the next morning lol
labmonkey4life
Good one, but there’s no need to make the rest of us feel inadequate mr big shot 15 minutes
IJustWantedToChimeln
Doesn't make me feel bad....i totally have a sex...like all the time...so many a sex being had...with women even.
Banjotron
IDontKnowTHIRDBASE
Yes this is my girlfriend, Pamela. Pamela Handerson.
CTlawman
Mary Palm and her five friends
Phrykie
Y'all are getting minutes?
AutistMasterbaiter
Gotta get the ones with the numbing gel in them, or drink whiskey but not too much. It’s a slippery slope to whiskey dick.
45acp
For me whiskey wiener means I never reach the mountain top. Good for the ladies
Runner55
With alcohol I can't even make it past the mountain base...
BellyTsunami
More like 0.5 minutes
Nathanfake
Microminutes
Vergenbuurg
? ??? ?? ??? ????
TeddyBearHeaven
It was a TUCK!
ExtremelyHappyGuy
Awesome reference. Love that episode. +1
thisiswhyicanthaveanythingnice
Stack of dimes
BananaForScaIe
Pair of dimes...
Cutthroatlemur
Sounds like a good way to get caught cheating...
chickengravy
wtf is a condom?
Zreen
Unless the cheater goes raw
IalwaysupvoteSAABstories
Good
PlatitudinousFlipped
I like it
NicoleRosieRose
Tattoo: Property of [insert name]
idunnowhut81
Trying to make sure people know where you're coming from?
Shaows
Not if you use one daily.
SarcasSNsass2515
"So you didn't sleep with anyone else? Then where did the 2 batman logos, the unicorn, and the dragon come from steve?"
Ithinkimbetterthanyousometimes
Found the cheater
Cutthroatlemur
?not the case, just playing devils advocate
OneHandedComent
Do you know what that means?
Cutthroatlemur
Yeah, obviously.
AdmJota
Dressing up as Rudy Giuliani?
FetaForMoses
Here’s a workaround: don’t cheat.
heretohavefun22
False just make sure you don't go past third base.
SlamdogKillionaire
Me assuming you’re just making a joke
2graves
Life hack
reichstein
But it's so hard!
FuriousBakedPotato
You absolute genius!
SomebodyThatIsntMe
MrHumberfloob
boopitysnoot
Here's another workaround: be poly ;)
SloppyPencil
I dont know why you are getting downvoted. I have a really healthy open relationship witt my gf. Its all about communication.
Tavarix
I've watched a couple "poly" relationships. I've never seen them for long term though I'm sure they exist. 1/2
Tavarix
2/2 people catch feelings and then end hard because one or both aren't thinking long term.
Onlymadethistocommentoneday
He's getting down voted because you can't just "be poly." For some it isn't a choice to be monogamous. That's just who they are.
ArcanistMMXIV
Just make sure your partner is too.
Mavgurian
Or at least OK with it.