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Dec 14, 2017 1:26 AM
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Kailenrulzu
glad to see you like to have that happen again then then not walk good to go.
minimaurader
Doctors hate him
potatoardvarkhybrid
If that is running then I do a shit load of it every day.
brianPumpkinTaker
I'm not good at math or history, but hats off on breaking Jim Ryun's high school mile record.
Blazefast
So, your stubborn ? +1
thepicklebucket
If they told me i could never run i would be like cool can i have a note?
BubbleGumLips
Three out of ten people zoomed into the crotch.
ManOfIce
I did for sure >.<
espressoandpostrock
Solid time, OP. Your time kicks the shit outta mine.
singularquark
Thanks. All it takes is just a bit of training! Take it step by step and you'll get there soon
Poteightos
Bulge.
ManOfIce
Mmmmm.
NoobySnacks
How far is that in freedom units?
singularquark
1 billion star spangled banners
supersomatic
doctors probably told you you shouldn't run again.
singularquark
Nah they were self serving dicks and straight up said that. Never believed them from day 1
ILickMyFingers
How I feel when I start running.
ramram70
Good job, mate! My personal record in Cooper test is 12 minutes.
singularquark
Nice!! Was there only 6 months ago. Take it week by week and if you want to you can get there in no time
mattyfatty881
Congrats! I have torn my left ACL twice and my right ACL once, and I have come back strong after all three!
thisiswhathappenslarrywhenyoufindastrangerinthealps
Looks like you’re not running
ChrisXApplesauce
I also was an athlete who tore their ACL twice and was told that running is a big no no... guess who still doesn’t run?!
ChrisXApplesauce
Hint hint: It’s me. I’m a lazy gal.
hotdudecurator
Come on! More pics of very hot @OP!
Snickt
I think he fell
singularquark
Pretty much. Crumbled as soon as i crossed the finish line
APisMOSTFIRE
Yea but like, how many MILES is that?
paalxik
1.5 miles
APisMOSTFIRE
1.491 miles
APisMOSTFIRE
High five future me
samsneed
Is your name Forrest?
singularquark
Think more of a Lieutenant Dan........
YouGonnaLearnTodayy
I'm proud OP but not entirely convinced any doc worth their salt would say you'd never run again. Ppl tear acls all the time
singularquark
Two time tear on same knee, with minor MCL and PCL tears as well. Agreed the doc wasnt worth his salt and never believed him from day one.
thecoon55
Did he say "wouldn't" or "shouldn't" because that's a big difference.
singularquark
Wouldn't.
cosine83
After tearing your ACL twice it's probably a good idea to at least cut back once fully healed. Learn form your injuries, don't repeat them.
singularquark
Agreed.
Eeeagleeeeeeeeee
doctors said you would never run again ? I tore mine twice aswell i just started playing soccer again
singularquark
Nice man. There was more to it, mentioned before, but never believed them from day one. Dont think they were very good at their job.
Eeeagleeeeeeeeee
Oh well, congratz on your recovery :)
Steffn
If you can run again it sounds like they are. Also imagine the outcome if they said you will run again but turns out you don't.
EuphoricMadness
Nice legs !
Borednstalkn
I tore mine too. Slowly trying to get back into it, but the possibility of a re tear scares the piss out of me.
CrosswalkNinja
Ditto, never want to go thru it again
Borednstalkn
How long into recovery did you start running again, if you don't mind me asking?
CrosswalkNinja
Sorry, notification just showed up. Once I hit 6 months, I had to pass a one leg hop test. Bad leg has to get 90% off distance you can get
CrosswalkNinja
On your good leg. I got close enough to get cleared at 7 months, but at 9 I’m just now able to do it. I can do 3 miles but have pain
CrosswalkNinja
On anything over a half mile. Hopefully it keeps getting better/easier.
MikeTornado
What are you running from?
jorgelockwood
The flood
404GravitassNotFound
Doctors' bills
Kolondril
Spiders, probably
FirstThingThatCameToMind
the earth, judging by the direction he's facing.
Domainbar
Medical bills
RoboticsInUse
He's running from society outside of the Internet
GodDamnFinklesteinShitKid
I just felt like running
Brrrrt
felt303
Scientist
RaynWisp
Gay thoughts, like Tom Cruise
Dhurpt
A waffle with legs
PunjabiMacgyver
turtles
JessTheMuthaFrickenMess
Of all the comments here, I concur, turtles are assholes
PunjabiMacgyver
they're such dickbags, amirite?
WhoopsiesPoopsies
Responsibilities
GerberLegalTeam
Demons.
TheRicM
Penis shoe soles, apparently
TimmyDans
Can't unsee
candowontdo
Hospital bills
TheHawkRules
His medical bills.
Theinstigator66
Sounds he's trying to run into some more. :) $$$
Gayforbae
A giant rolling boulder
iamthewalruskookookachoo
his thoughts
MyGreatestFearBoner
You cant catch me gay thoughts!
GalacticCrunch
2016
coleberr
Every wrong decision he ever made
bodaciousbum
Doctors who keep sabotaging his surgeries
ThatsSoFetchhh
Aren't all doctors?
ThatsSoFetchhh
Aren't all doctors?
ActualCannibalShia
His fear of failure
shunofagun
Get this guy a wheelchair
YourMomsCrustyButthole
civilearner44
Shit that was deep
HuzPro
"Shit that's sad"
IbraPhotoG
1/2 Fuck what docs say. I tore my acl and meniscus on the other knee. Had 2 back to back surgeries and climbed the tallest
IbraPhotoG
2/2 mountain in North America 10 months post op.Getting ready to lead another expedition there next May.
IbraPhotoG
3/2 Only person that can say you cant do something is you. Keep it up bro!
singularquark
This. Congrats man, onwards and upwards !!!!
llikedonuts
Tore my ACL this year (few months ago). I really want to get back to playing soccer. Thanks for the motivation along the way!
angrybeanr
I'm about 18 months out of surgery and started playing soccer normally again after about 10 months. Don't come back to early. You got this!
CrosswalkNinja
Me too. Got surgery in April, definitely still recovering but I just ran 3 miles!
HipingPipingBucketofSpaghettiOs
Same! Im a stunt performer and tore my acl earlier in the year. Im nervous about getting back to work but also excited
singularquark
(2/2) I can run but still avoiding active sports for at least 6 months. Need to build more strength and confidence above all.
singularquark
(1/2) You absolutely can. Put in as many hours into recovery as possible and above all- dont rush the process.
imgurgag
Yeah but be safe ...and few mths ago- I think you need some recovery time
gabiinunderland
Did you have a cadaver ACL or a repair with your hamstring?
singularquark
With my hamstring. Risk of rejection was a fear. Also it creeped me out having someone elses ligament in my body
gabiinunderland
We had one patient that did the cadaver option, it failed in less than 2 months ( even with PT ) and he had a revision.How is yours healing?
gabiinunderland
My ex had his reconstructed with his hamstring and healed amazingly well! I hope you have similar results!
Robin2win14
Tore my ACL March 2016. OP June 2016. Back playing Rugby. You can do it! Most important advice: DO EVERYTHING YOUR PHYSIO TELLS YOU TO DO!
Farrunner
I sell shoes for a living and those ones are an ongoing joke because the bottoms look like dicks. Fun fact.
tapthatash
djpj
Great, now I won't be able to stop seeing that in my shoes. Ruined!
Intelletc
Go tear that ACL 3 times!
felofilipino
what shoes are they
Berliozz
Do they tho?
Farrunner
For those who wish to have the coveted phallus shoes. They are called the Nike Flex Rn 17.
Noumenon72
Some marketer guy is getting his Christmas bonus this year for his Imgur phallus shoe campaign.
dereklarsen
You see Ivan when you have penis on shoe you run faster for fear of hurting penis
gkat420
Cool story....
mutedia
geoducks
nopuppetnopuppet
Those ones...
theDoctorWillBeYouNow
It's totally a bicep, you're just looking at it wrong. OK if I add some veins to it it will look more like a bicep flexing.
BurritoParty
DickFoot!
smellyboots
davethebiker
I have a pair of vans and the top part over the toes does. I discovered it about two days after purchase. "Dick shoes" was a brief nickname.
CabooseKbuse
Twichy
I don’t see i... OH!
SilverWingsofMorning
It's really brings out his bulge
palmo
I used to sell pain relief shoes I made a joke about a rival's logo looking like sperm. Turns out it was on purpose and represented new life
palmo
They were called gravity defiers
completelyandtotallyperverted
Related to Al Bundy?
JayEnfield
Can you hook a guy up with some Nike Free 3.0 shoes? These things are goddamn fantastic, but I'm wearing my pair out and I can't find more.
Farrunner
Sorry friend, as far as I know those aren't produced anymore. Closest you'll find are the Nike Versatility trainer or the Free TR7.
JayEnfield
It's not the same. :(
mjbc80
Try as I might, i cannot get my eyes to see a dick. What is wrong with me??
Shaftmaster
Can someone circle it? Maybe draw some arrows?
aeonicentity
Would you call it a running joke?
ManlikeCheetah
GrimlinKid
MakeTabbouleNotWar
BendyDicksCumOnMyBaps
whistlebuzz
Ok... take your +1
v
OrangeLeft
I have only one upvote to give, and now you have it.
NottherealAdriaanVisser
I’m in absolute tears over this joke, thank you
aeonicentity
I had to point it out, it was too perfect!
HeirElfSquire
This should be higher
Irimoo
I read the first comment(im super high)and lold.Then I figured it was probably cause I was high,then this guy tells me to get higher so. wat
TheWholiganOfGallifrey
I should be higher.
PBRonIce
Go upstairs
BNabs
Dunno what your dick looks like
MmmCookiePoops
I mean, take away the smoother and BAM! Polygonal dick!
TheRicM
Shoe soles
jahovasfitness
Like the bottom of the shoe. Duh.
BeerIsProofThatGodLovesUsAndWantsUsToBeHappy
Ask your mother
TraitorousTrump3
Pointing downward.
fuckthisishard
The 4 white triangles are the bottom of the ballsack.
TheRicM
The black triangles indicate the vas deferens
CampingCraig
Just kidding that's totally a dick.
CampingCraig
Lol do you see the problem with that? Those triangles. Shaped with 3 points .... 3 sides.... Are the what?
Farrunner
Do... Do you want a description..?
Jitznshitz
Does it look like the bottom of a shoe?! Please call a doctor. Or TMZ.
TommyWiseauAllAmericanGuy
Unfortunately I am illiterate, I will need photographic description
Farrunner
http://imgur.com/Unw2T
Myowngrampa
Ahh I can actually sorta see it in that one. Still it's a stretch though
Reallybadpoet
Risky click of the day... It's just the shoe sole guys!! In took the Risk for you all!!
DualSupernova
Knee surgery last December. Just hit 375lbs on my deadlift and going for a PR of 400 before the year ends. Keep it up OP!
singularquark
Thats awesome man!! Best of luck for 400. You got this ????
DualSupernova
Thank you!!! Never stop improving
gabiinunderland
Hell yes!!! Hitting 295 lbs after knee surgery ( years ago, never healed well) was such an accomplishment as well. But now I have a torn 1/2
gabiinunderland
2/2 rotator cuff and labrem and can't lift anymore.
chiechien
I didn't have a rotator cuff tear, but I had to have my labrum sewn back together. Great results. Surgery feasible for you?
gabiinunderland
They won't operate,I need my capsules anchored as well, and I'm naturally hyper flexible so they think the anchors would fail within 1/?
gabiinunderland
2/? A year and I'd have a revision. I've seen about 6 Drs, including 2 surgeons, and 2 PTs, everyone says I need surgery, no one will do
chiechien
Oh shit, that's awful. Sorry to hear all of that.