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Apr 12, 2018 7:52 AM
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Nysjar
I was introduced to the Megalodon when Nigel Marven stepped right through its mouth upright in Sea Monsters.
babyheadeddeatheater
Oh meg.
Boatsntoes
Pretty soon white sharks are going to be fun sized.
shinyRK9
Soon great whites will be small enough to be kept in our pockets
rolldermort
Please tell me there are some Megheads in here? Steve Allen FTW
stasy2021
Megaladon
ravnsulter
Are they all for sale somewhere?
FlyingGiantElk
There’s a new film coming out called The Meg, about a giant Megalodon. I thought you should know.
sjakiespretpaleis
Here fishy, fishy, fishy
cobracommander08
Megaladonadeo doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue but don’t let that stop what is sure to be a disaster
faynar
Wake up sheeple! We need to stop global warming before the sharks teeths shrink to nothing
sparkleband
At first glance I thought it was a leather glove folded as a joke-then I zoomed in! My mind is boggled at the size those creatures were
cronkey
Absolute unit.
DignamWhenAskedaQuestion
More Oxygen back then...
Flyndaran
Only 2 million years ago, dude.
firedroke
They like to refer to themselves as Pre-historic ALT Right members now.
PracticalCuddles
Each generation gets wimpier and wimpier.
DringusKhan
Wow! Awesome pic.
Dolenmorgul
someone needs to brush
ObliqueRay
In the background you'll see one of OP's mom's teeth being used as the floor.
ThatMonkeyFromCaptainPlanet
My penis is that little smudge on the great white tooth
trikucian
At first glance I thought that was a historic cod piece ...
somebodysimgurusername
Oh good. We're safe now.
RandywithanI
The old nesting tongue stone trick.
SpoonyNord
Thanks for this, it's awesome!
blowfishy
macrochelys113000
Downsizing the organization...
IKnowMySacrifice
man, the whites aren't as great as they used to be.
HCMonk
Little known fact: The invention of Whitening Crest was a real game changer for sharks, their new found sexiness negating the need for size
Kvothefefe
Oh the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear. And he shows them, pearly white...
BigB84
This is my favorite comment ever, and I’ve been around
macrochelys113000
Proof? Staring roll in Finding Nemo!
MoreAwesomerDan
This reminded me I may want whitening prior to my marriage...
TraitorousTrump3
Thanks, KenM!
GINGERPOWER4917
Why isn't this comment #1!?
TheresAGermanWordForThat
Maybe now senpai will notice them.
paveyPuppyBaron
Best reply ever.
GINGERPOWER4917
Why isn't this comment #1!?
AlexisWalker
It is.
WereGonnaRockDownToElectricAvenue
Don’t you guys see. In like 100 million years, we’ll have little tiny great white sharks. That will be the day.
shackslam
Science will give us shark girls before that.
ChaotikWolfi
Wondering if I'd be ok with that o.o
ILogInToUpvote
And their smiles with shine like a thousand suns.
thejoeymonster
In a 100 million years they'll be smaller than a single cell
kalinroar
Anyone excited for the meg? It looks like it could be the exact right brand of stupid fun I'd expect from a film like this.
yeahokno
It looks like a big screen version of the direct to video Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus and Shark Attack 3:Megalodon combined
NexiKuro
"what if Deep Blue Sea but also Jaws" the movie? Judging by the trailer it looks kind of stale, the big action scenes might be neat though.
Cincychaos
MRW watching the trailer
spoonassassin
I think people go into these films expecting intricate plot twists etc. Instead you should go into expecting giant sharks eatting shit!
Notracistjustbald
The books were really good but the trailer looks like it goes really far from the source material.
rolldermort
I’ve been waiting for over a decade. I’ve watched the trailer far too many times for it to be healthy
khtad
I am phobic of sharks, so fuck and no.
jonofthedead84
My friend showed me the trailer 2 days ago. I cannot wait for this movie
TM93
Holy shit that movie is finally out of development hell? I remember reading the novels. Super guilty pleasure but I do recommend them.
forgotmyokdpasswordsohereweare
I’m stoked
Applepotamus
KinderSurpriseMF
ME!!!!!!........
hardytardigrade
Is it a Family Guy spinoff?
Kvothefefe
Shut up, Meg.
DoubleSecretAgent
Yup. I'm surprised they got the likeness of Meg so close to the animated version.
TM93
Holy shit that movie is finally out of development hell? I remember reading the novels. Super guilty pleasure but I do recommend them.
TM93
God dammit replied to the wrong comment
MrWoland
It looked bad af imo. About as excited about it as I am about picking up shit after my dog
kalinroar
I just have a weakness for dumb ass monster films. I get it though not everyone's cup of tea.
Minilolita
Have you watched Pacific Rim?
kalinroar
Not the new one.
Cincychaos
Scarecrow Gone Wild, Skinned Deep, Santa Slay. Bring friends, prepare for glory!!