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I always take over cooking and I rarely let him help. He's been asking to make something on his own the way he likes it. Last night he made tacos and made them extra spicy. Today I suffer, but it was totally worth it. He makes the best damn tacos I've ever had. I hope he sees this on the FP and knows it's me writing this.
Honk if you love Taco Tuesday!
ciaobella22
i like anal
DingDongSchlong
First you are a dragon but later you become a rocket!
Onetwothreeg
Obvious BS :P step up your game mate
satanisnatasbackwards
some times a post is so shitty, ill remember it and come back hours later to downvote. congratulations.
sporesmoldsandfunguscollector
We have one rule in our house..no need to ask if you're in the mood for tacos...it's always taco time!
foxxplay
Confession Bear is turning into Clickbate Bear.
ThisisNotfunnyatall
I downvoted this same post in user sub. This gotcha humor is old.
loungeking1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdhhQhqi_AE
QUIBICUS
*honk* ?
MegsAdeak
Honk honk
iwasliekwtfomg
now take it up the ass you slut
mrgetumgone9
Motherfucker.. here I am thinking this is the golden article to show my girlfriend to finally let me do what I want and it's click bait mf
ShadBroChill
ImDreamingofaShiteChristmas
You had me in the first half
baconisthefoodofthegods
uglyprius
Is it just me or are confession bears turning more into terrible tiger as of late?
AceFrehley
nihilistdad
Fuck off with your obvious clickbait.
anothersaltyturtle
Damnit, okay +1
CosmicFlowerPower
Can we not abuse confession bear anymore? That would be great.
EvilMorkfrom0rk
Zombies8MyWife
This shits getting old. I now read the last sentence of confession bears
Septicaemic
*after tacos we've had anal, just saying
rainman383
Please fucking stop.
Max585t
Reading your username, i was hoping you fucked a cactus. After reading the text I hope you fuck a cactus
MissBellyWiggle
Am I the only one that is sick of seeing this misleading shit c'mon it's getting old
cmfler
Unlike the girls in my basement
ThisisNotfunnyatall
No. You're not.
Gianttesticlemonster
Wanna be chef here. its not real mexican/indian/hot wings if you don't sing ring of fire day after. Embrace it .
jiynxed
My dad doesn't get ring of fire, and he makes his own sauce from Carolina reapers that should qualify as a war crime.
imjustheretobitchaboutpeople
None of this hurts for me. My ma used to make me eat whole chilli's when I swore. I swore a lot. I adapted.
iamdeathnote
Awesome, let me uncheck all the Mexican food and Indian food I've eaten because my asshole didn't burn
theoldlickaroo
I'm guessing OP's boyfriend didn't actually make tacos yesterday ya know
iMMor7al
I can eat all the spice and my Asshole never burns. I'm whiter than the ice on an exo planets moon.
mormacil
Hello brother. Never understood this whole burning asshole thing and I make snow look dark.
YouKilledMeImADeadGhooostNow
Why are people upvoting this stuff? Is this really what we want on the front page?
cmfler
Why are people upvoting sob stories, money cat, fat loss, animal rescue, renovation, fact dumps, random not-meant-to-be-funny comics...
YouKilledMeImADeadGhooostNow
What about those shitty polandball posts? Nothing more idiotic on imgur. I get so annoyed.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
A penny dropped from the Empire State Building, or any height for that matter, could not kill a person.
hyperchondriac
what about on an exoplanet with gravity strong enough to pin a person to the ground?
NoFucksLeftToGive
But a depleted uranium penny could
LemmiwinksKingofGerbils
Thank goodness Neil Armstrong didn't throw a penny
MnightShariaLaw
Well , it depends. How big is the penny?
JohnnySooshi
...
EccentricNimoy
But what about panties?
Flyndaran
Some people lacking complete skull coverage post surgery may have unprotected spots just large enough for a penny so I wouldn't say nobody.
yodadude
I dropped a Penny from the Empire State building. Boy was inspector gadget pissed
DerpMeister
Because of Vmax, which is related to drag. In a long enough vacuum-sealed tube, in which the penny is dropped, the Vmax should be enough.
PrinceMaggot
What if they were looking up with their mouth open and they choked on it?
BulletDuck52
What if it's dropped on Jupiter?
ihavethekeytotheuniv
What if it fell in my open mouth and I choked to death?
RichardEnormous
I hope that penny hits op on the fucking head
badoing
In the old days it could because people were short so it fell farther
ICanBelieveItsProbablyMargarine
Living up to the username, i see.
RichardEnormous
I hope that penny hits op on the fucking head
AnythingMuchShorter
*by impact energy. If they looked up and it went in mouth into their windpipe and they choked it could kill them.
maxwellstorm
if there was no air I bet it could but you'd probably die first from there being no air
karateshark
username checks out
icelandicsealbear
Any height? This is pattently incorrect. For example, a penny dropped from geosynchronous orbit onto someone just outside the atmosphere.
raphidae
You mean a geostationary orbit, surely? And even then, anything you "drop" (not throw) would just orbit with whatever you've dropped it from
Kommanche
Precisely. Geostationary isn't actually stationary, it's just orbiting at certain velocity/altitude (the two are linked in orbital dynamics
LightsOut1988
Username checks out
ArgentXero
What about this Penny?
DoctorWhupass
I mean it would kill penny...
Treblaine
She's a straight up cold blooded killer. She'd drop YOU off the Empire State Building and her uncle will "investigate" it.
HorseMcFucker
A pen could though.
victtoriaphotos062
That's a misconception
Mjrdrous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHxvMLoKRWg
Manieman
What about a baby on the soft spot
Flyndaran
My soft spot was only the size of quarter, so good aim with a penny may have taken me out.
PhotogenicHemorrhoid
Seems like poor design to put the self destruct button right on the top of the head
weddingsarefuneralswithcake
Even from orbit? (Assuming it does but burn up on reentry)
SkypeOfCthulhu
Air resistance is a bitch. But it makes it really easy to get ( properly heat-shielded) astronauts safely back to Earth.
yomahnn
Increasing the drop height only increases final speed to a point. Once a falling object reaches terminal velocity it won't go any faster.
yomahnn
a penny dropped from 7,000' and 70,000' has the same top speed.
weddingsarefuneralswithcake
Now this is a myth busters episode I'd like to watch!
TheFourthLaw
I need to see it on Mythbusters for confirmation.
NeunEinsEins
@mistersavage
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
they did an episode on it. They straight up made a penny GUN to test it
root1657
And Mr Savage, being a man of science, shot himself in the hand with it. As I recall, he said it hurt.
Nepeta33
and then did it again, hit THE SAME DAMN SPOT, and said it hurt even more
root1657
Duplication of results is an important part of science.
CorvusSolus
it won't kill you. terminal velocity is too low
TygrF
On CSI, Grissom declared terminal velocity to be 9.8 m/s^2, which should be PLENTY fast enuf!! /s
ElSephiroth
a baseball can have 300 or more Joule of kinetic energy :)
ElSephiroth
a=9.8, h=373, t=SQRT(2*h/a)=8.72, v=a*t=85.5m/s. E=m*g*h=12.8 J (m=0.0035kg) Which is the equivalent of paint ball Energy and speed.
angrytaco
That's not a velocity that's acceleration, hence the per second squared
CK1987
That's on an item in a vacuum with no effect from air resistance.
Knowwon
CarcinosLAN
I still do. Cooking, anal, why not both?
CluelessAmerican
DorianGrayIsYoungAristocrat
PatrioticMexamerican
Assfullofbread
I never upvote the original anymore. This one is great
TheoGibbsladeGnabry
Every time I see this gif I now expect this picture in reply
rickyking300
There'll be a day when this makes top comment.
vintagebanana
Context please
1stVeteran
1stVeteran
PatrioticMexamerican
No one explain it
vintagebanana
justsomepersonbutyeah
It's an in-joke and it deserves to stay that way
TotalCuntrol
1henno1
MrHashSlingingSlasher
OldIronsides
PatrioticMexamerican
I started laughing at my job. Thx for that now everyone's looking at me