May 18, 2015 9:13 PM
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N0taduck
Sigh... Look what you made me do, you made me upvote Jeremy Kyle.
shadevil75
Jeremy Kyle may be a twat, but he's right about this not being a laughing matter.
AGoodTimeButABadRoleModel
A broken clock is right at least twice a day.
vtechmonkey
at least??
Kiwisphere
Yeah... if everyone could just stop abusing everyone else, that'd be great.
Vanillalicious
I feel like there is a seriously high amount of male domestic violence victims on imgur, im not sure why i just get that impression somtimes
klubai4
That's because there is a high amount of male domestic violence victims. Not as high as women, but still high.
Koztah
I can look it up later, but I was reading a few days ago that of all domestic violence victims, males are in the high 40s percentage-wise.
Yeah I saw that too. An estimate, of course, as these things tend to be. Too many go unreported.
D0tR4ck3t33r
Freundenschade? I think its called Schadenfreude.
Natsumori
I didn't laugh at either of them. That fucking sucks for everyone. No one should have to deal with that shit.
Tamponsareforepistaxis
I'd laugh. But I'm a disturbed individual
smaug777000
I'd laugh either way, but I'm a terrible person, and I know that about myself
BatmanisBW
Found the Joker's imgur account
DataLady
As a feminist, he is 100% correct.
HappyMadison
[Audience GASPS*] not "laughs" that's my bad, fam. -Closed Captions Guy
somethingsomethingjojoreference
Wait, no, T, fam, calm yoself, you're only readin' the telleprompter, I typed it wrong. We good? We good. They gasps, fam. Gasps. 3story?dam
LeCacty
What the actual....
haze2893
The name of this show is "You're a violent cheat but I hope your baby's mine!" This man needs to find someone better
LimeMime565
What sick fuck would laugh at that?
Chompee
Because he didn't knock her ass out. It was dumb of him not to.
AngryAndConfused
The kind of people who watch this trash & gave up a day of their life to see it "live"
youaresoverywrong
Fact. I'm so fucking sick of people laughing off domestic abuse when the victim is male.
DreamCatcher01
That host is 1000% right. Domestic abuse is horrible and it is no joke, no matter what side it's on.
Life is pain. You gotta learn how to laugh at it and yourself.
fyrTmr
wen my 6'2",200# friend confided that his 27 yr,hot female teach seduced him when he was 14, i congratulated him. he was hurt, cried for hrs
[deleted]
yep, you guessed it right: he was pegged, twice.
DropsofJupiter2
I knew it!
stimulated
I'm so sorry for your friend, I wish it could've been me instead.
that is what i told him: "wish your troubles upon myself" - what more can a friend do? but, even now, when reminded of incident, he bawls.
Malkiot
I would've congratulated him as well, simply because I had a teacher who I would've loved to have seduce me.
you would have to get in line behind me. btw, my friend is straight, married, yet still becomes very sad when reminded of that great day.
keyserv
Wow! He coulda died! THAT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS!!
jrntn
To be fair, that's the foundation of youtube, isn't it? People getting hurt for our entertainment?
beckadoomsday
The foundation of youtube is boobs http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/YouTube 3rd paragraph under company history.
UnspokenX
... well shit.
tarataqa
This is why I need feminism.
tryhardtroll
You need a good comment on this post.
buttermyarse
Gender constraints hurt is all.
it also hurts us all
Who let the tumblr out?!
narwhaffle
Shut the fuck up.
beejabah
Fart rape is real!
laxxative
Need some sauce with this pasta, please.
Denvercoder09
http://youtu.be/B4JCWJqj9JY
iamagrocerybag
That is the only reasonable thing I have ever heard Jezza say.
Happythinker
murderhobbit
He's legitimately so pissed. Immediately.
andrich2k
That's pretty much every single male British TV show host...
MrBlobbyBlob
?1
dispraekailo
He looks like jack baur there. "Where did you hide him?!" "I don-" "WHERE IS HE?!?!? *waves grenade around menacingly*"
WalterMatthau
Well, that's kind of how day time tv works, so, congrats on the steady employment i guess.
Efreeti
Why wouldn't you be?! What the bleeding hell is wrong with that audience?
MlemniumFalcon
It's Jeremy Kyle, he's always pissed.
itsnotmyfaultyoufail
In both respects
Hyrron
That's his secret.
DilbertGrape
There is a difference in UK pissed and US pissed. One feels like they are politely asking you to stfu, the other you contemplate running.
thehungryguy
you forgot drunk
From uk. Don't know what you mean.
OhDavidMyNacho
as in drunk? because getting pissed in the uk is getting drunk in the uk.
I was hoping this would be a drinking joke
xOrangethunder
There's also a difference that in the UK being "pissed" means being drunk.
LoopStricken
But whose is whose?
ScienceLasers
Which one has the gun?
d0o0o0d
UK pissed = drunk
stereotypicalenglishman
Hey, dans pissed after 1 larger. What a light weight or you're such a piss head it's not even 12 and you're on the vodka
Thesmellofgoblins
I feel more intimidated by polite and fuming britts.
ImperialSquid
Angels run when a good man goes to war - Doctor Who
US pissed = angry
jaffa5
actually pissed is used to describe being angry and/or drunk in the uk. it's just a matter of context in which it is used.
Dude Stacy broke up with me I'm so pissed
Freudy
Who would laugh at something like that, regardless of the victim's sex? Oh, you were hospitalized? Hahahaha!
MikeSzczypta
I would.....
rapidbagerxd
tbh its a very British thing to laugh at someone being hurt
EEcummingsonherfacenowthatspoetryinmotionn
Women.
nordania
Jeremy Kyle audience members. They're more scummy than the people on the show.
MoonPotadoh
Yeah, my first thought was, "why are they laughing? Did I miss something?"
PeepJerky
I assumed it was a joke put in by the gif maker. Guess not.
BrainBlow
Has anyone considered the show might actually just have one of those "laugh now" blinking screens for the audience?
bananahats
They don't generally do that in the UK and as this is not a sit-com they definitely don't
Gravimite
Maybe he's on the set of The Big Bang Theory?
smirker
The sorts of bottom feeders that would go and see a show like this filmed live.
TeslasMustache
Physical/sexual assault on men is often used for comedic effect on TV and in movies. Our culture is sick.
MaybeOneDayIWillFinallyGrowAPenis
Not really our culture. Most of the world is like that still.
roonmian
I laughed at something like that once. It was Christopher Titus talking about his ex in his comedy program. He wanted me to laugh.
HackerJacker
The sort of shit who watch his show
notta
first thought was, you jumped on your own accord and injured yourself? split second later my mind pieced it together. If woman no split sec
azurepenguin
Maybe the guy with that card that tells the audience what noise to make messed up
AgentTempest
People from Stoke on Trent probably.
rankdank69
Or Aberdeen haha
WadeWilsonLoooooovesChimichangas
Its always like that. When a Woman beats up a guy its funny but when he defends himself she is the victim
allahuakbar95
I laughed at a dead baby/ abortion joke earlier today from 4chan.
Rheios
ladder and nearly stepping on a black cat. You can't REALLY see the pain, so its funny. The moment you see that pain, you empathize with(3)
as they can and then landing in a dumpster. Its in black and white. They pop out a second later and limp off before stumbling under a(2)
SomethingSomethingUsernameSomething
Jeremy Kyle audience. Do not expect much...
Larkos
At first I thought it was like those nervous laughs when you feel horrible and awkward and you don't know how to react.
Well you have to Charlie Chaplin this if you're going to laugh at both genders. Step back. Imagine someone flapping like a bird as hard(1)
Lugh314159
Well… _I_ laughed because I thought he was an idiot. Why would you jump off a 3 story building before just breaking down the door / wall?
zakisback
Human compassion drops depending on how many steps removed the object is. Internet anonymity is an example of this.
it and the humor dies. That, by the way, is courtesy of Rube from Dead Like Me(4)
Bent0916
https://youtu.be/VKgwczruOSQ Talk show audience and hosts crack up over man mutilated by his wife. Laughs again when forced to apologize.
RussianWeightliftingJesus
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ChocolateKake
Jesus fucking Christ
Genbuthesaint
Listen to them cackling....... freaking jackals. That is NOT funny in any context.
MinnesotaArouser
There is some female-hosted talk show clip I saw where the hosts laughed about a guy getting his dick chopped off by his girlfriend.
LunaChic
If you think that is funny you're just an awful person, period.
istilldontknow
he didnt say it was funny
Aridez
I think he said that because in the show they were laughing at it.
benjenstark
https://youtu.be/muuFygvXPAM
vauhtihirmu
I thought I could find the dark humour in it, but I was cringing in disgust the whole time. Glad they apologized about it a week later.
thejollymolly
Sweet jesus what the fuck. "I don't know why he filed for divorce, what the circumstances were..." SHE CUT OFF HIS DICK
Wow...that's just disgusting.
JessThe2ndBestt
Wow that's all just beyond fucked up...even in her "apology" she was laughing too hard to say it herself
jadespider
See...America's funniest home movies, jackass, youtube, etc ...the media is training us to laugh at other people's pain.
thisisprocrastination
Other men's pain, no? Jackass have women these days?
the home video ones only show whre nobody gets seruiously hurt, people laugh then because they know no harm done
Tosh.0, on the other hand....
LarvaLamp
... is amazing!
itsamazing
I've been in the audience for tv show, I guarantee you there's a guy with a prompt card holding it up for the audience telling them to laugh
American or UK? 'cuz for most american shows, the audience goes to shows they know pander to them. they know their demographic well.
Rarely in the UK, also not on Kyle's show, he just attracts worthless shits.
this is Jeremy Kyle. Not something erudite
WallaceBea
I don't understand why the audience laughed at this? I didn't find that funny at all...
opad
I think it's like the Jerry Springer show. They clap at some messed up shit too
Selweyn
I didn't read [audience laughs] and assumed it said [audience gasps] and wondered why the presenter started ranting...
it is when you realize there was a working phone in the flat, and he could have just called for help.
yeah just like abused women do all the time, call people and ask for help. ..oh, wait.
I think there's a difference between sustained abuse, and a specific incident. Dude wanted to get out, but went about it foolishly.
itsybitsyspider
Help hardly comes for male victims.
Greeneyeddevil
1)because some people just suck 2) his audiences are the fucking WORST. They're like Jerry Springer audiences but think they're not.
Relsus
It's because the thought of a woman abusing a man in a relationship is treated as a joke in our culture.
mybrothersmario
Either that or the image of someone jumping off a third story building is a bit funny.
melodramaticbat
Jeremy Kyle is an exploitative show that profits off disturbed or misfortunate people. Bad as some of the guests are, the people who 1/2
2/2 make up the audience are the REAL assholes, ultimately, since they treat these people who need help like they're zoo animals.
ItWasCool
This is 100% fucking right
SirHosisOfLiver
TBH i would have laughed even if it was a women... i never said i wasnt a horrible person
NickButterworth
The fucking is hardly necessary.
peaceloveandgraffiti
SERIOUSLY! I'm glad this is getting more attn. I would like to believe not everyone was laughing in the audience, because that's just gross.
Hexofin
9095 points... Woah!
soxxpuppet
A-F#ucking-men!
nicetrybutno
Absofuckinglutely.
SignedOut
100
frosty147
BUT! but but Patriarchy!!!
Desmondia
"Men's Rights Activists"
spoodermon
i can see the anger on his face
JQuentinEvermann
You got more upvotes from 1 comment than I have from 3 years of imguring. I'm sad. I need ice cream and sex, and I'm all out of pussy.
ubermatik
Jeremy Kyle is still a cunt.
ImgurCivilWar
Cosmic77
How is that a gif, it's a .jpg lol
importvita
I'll explain:
Seems about right.
UncomfortableTruths
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boredomboredomboredom
Whatthefuck.gif
FreddyFish5
Problem is that femenists also can't care about it. They still view domestic violence being a male crime.
popejubal
Feminists care quite a lot about it. Jackasses that hate men and call themselves feminists even though they don't understand feminism don't.
slylee
Yes, this. So much this. Thank you.
The problem is that they get so much media attention. Sarkeesian destroys any respect gamers can have for feminism. Still media attention.
If gamers can figure out the difference between their ass and a hole in the ground, then they should be able to figure this out . Not hard.
CityYeti
lol, ok, calm down there spooky skeleton
Ricochet64
I find it very difficult to take someone seriously when they use the word "patriarchy". The U.S. is most certainly not a patriarchy.
eatingketchupchips
You don't believe gender norms are the root of all male and female issues?
Patriarchy =/= gender norms, and I have no idea how you ever thought it was.
yes it does equal that, except it's acknowledging male gender norms are simultaneously insulting to women.
but from your other comment you refuse to accept that. (even though "throw like a girl" and "pussy" and "bitch" prove my point)
as if i'm getting DV. feminism is not the cause of male issues, my god we're trying to help u https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hc45-ptHMxo
well if you would watch the video that tackles 2 out of 4 of those issues.
Seuvyx
gap, or mens parental rights(lack there of), or the custody gap? How is any of that going to get fixed? Just smash the gender roles
and everything will fix its self? Everything that can go wrong with a guy is "the fault of the patriarchy" it seems, or AKA victim blaming.
RocketMan2
No one is saying it is. You are getting downvoted because you tried to say this guy is a victim of "the patriarchy"
What "feminine traits" do you think he has that are being laughed at?
Theodrian
I think societal gender norms are societal gender norms, not a misused buzzword.
Tangerine102
What, exactly, do you define the patriarchy as?
Societal gender norms with feminine qualities as inferior and masculine as ideal (which harms both men and women)
SayIAmYou
So in this particular situation, where a man is being abused by a woman, the woman is still the real victim?
No not at all. Where are you getting that from? I'm saying the reason people dont often view men as victims is because of this disparity
valaja
NO. Ofc the man is the real victim. They're laughing, because he's obviously not masculine enough to resist a weak, feminine woman. 1/2
If masculine qualities are ideal, why are masculine women looked down upon?
they aren't by women, only by men. hence the word 'bossy' 'shrill' etc to describe female leaders. It's about 'emasculation'.
riffifi
http://c1.thejournal.ie/media/2013/07/mindblown4.gif
eyb0sscanihabedepusypls
but the worst thing is that at first the audience is laughing and after being lectured they applaud. Ridiculous
Maybe they saw the error of their ways and clapped in acknowledgement?
Kiwisavage
it's almost as if it's staged!
Faylom
Doesn't sound like most of them laughed.
soso456
did you think people with a brain goes on those shows as audience?
fregeror
Hah people, he thinks they're people, psh
cmfler
Except it's Schadenfreude, not Freudenschade
itwasadarkandstormynight
"freudenschade" is an invented English word to mean sorrow at another person's success
Vaanhalen
It's reversed bc the shoe is on the other foot
110%
odraencoded
So right it's even a bit left too
Trexthepirate
Just up voted all percentages
TheTwistYouCantResist
100% of them?
BoringPrivateQRCode
Yep.
ThankYouImguriansYouAreAwesome
110% of them?
iamghost
120%
THEALLCAPSWARRIOR
130%
Blacole1985
139.5%
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
150%
Timedagger100
180%
Bryan65145
420%
Brunitski
419.99%
DammitWhoTookAllTheUsernames
140%
THANK YOU!
Czarcasm42
NealCaffrey
131%
Shockwave44
Sold.
Saddolphins
Well that was unexpected
131.5%
DVSBSTrD
You're closest without going over.
Ryebread91
It should be schadenfreude -laughing at other misfortune. Freudenschade = sorrow or displeasure from someone doing good or succeeding.
Arkenai
The point is that if it were the other way around...
theMostUsernameOfAll
As a German: never heard of Freudenschade.
Neoconkers
It would probably be erfolgtraurigkeit, freudenschade sounds like an english invention - although it rolls off the tongue better...
Correct. We tend to like to butcher another languages word when we make it our own. "Idn't" that right/
Yeah, English invention. We like to butcher and change words a lot.
RelaxImFromTheInternet
Jeremy Kyle can be a real asshole sometimes, but shit like this makes me respect him regardless. The guy gets it.
sixtyfortysoo
I think his cancer battle humanised him more. Still don't watch his show.
Krakencrotch
He and Gordon Ramsay are spirit cousins.
motophiliac
Gets ratings. I walked in and saw this programme. Spent ten minutes wondering where humanity had went so wrong. So many horrible people.
joehh
It makes you feel good about yourself though
Honestly, not really. It frustrates me that such a powerful medium is being squandered so readily for quick bucks and ego trips all round.
witsd
(Source: my partner's cousin used to be a producer)
Yes! I heard they're told what to wear and believe the show is on their side before Jeremy humiliates them.
Horrible people that get a free bar (including alcoholics) the night before, and are frequently provoked in the run-up to the show.
duke605
http://youtu.be/B4JCWJqj9JY sauce
ItsAnAction
Gracias amigo
jazzmatazz
Is this the British version of Maury?
TheDude12345
commenting so i can find this again later
Hovenbeet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79XXPGMowSA Another.
Good lord Jeremy's acting like he's some superior moral compass. "Oh he must not care about his kids because he didn't call my show first."
ScrewySole
Fuck you, now I've been stuck on jeremy kyle for three hours...
mothmansnephew
As an American, I can just barely understand the victim's accent.
MykillMetal
I know, right? It sounds like he's swallowing his tongue...
afartnSpartan
Must not be an engineering student. We get Russians to teach us Calc 2.
IepureDahknal
As I was reading comments on the YouTube, they were disabled. All just disappeared.
MissMandaMay
Came on Imgur for distraction....got distracted by Jeremy Kyle clips for damn near 2 hours!!!
SingleNiceFedoraWearingClassyGuycautiondonotfriendzone
Is this like British Jerry Springer?
Vedar
That is exactly what it is.
TalkRlyehianToMe
The same audience that laughed at a man breaking his bones 20 seconds ago applauds him when he calls them on their shit
hotdogg
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I almost exclusively hear women laugh. They think it's funny.
RathKiee
Put hand through wall due to anger, and when questioned says "I'd rather that than hit her." And that is how you be an adult.
Sl1ghtly1ntox1cated
i just noticed tat youtube has been changed
rjmarshall137
Totally worth the full view
YouDontHaveToScrollBackUp
is there any way to find the whole episode? I'm curious to see her reaction throughout it all
MagneticLasso
mmm that's some good sauce
Cal74
I underestimated the amount of British. Good Sauce.
drumstel
First they laugh. Then the host says the truth and everyone is clapping. What a bunch if twats
Meck
this really made me sad... Society of hypocrites
wow
AllTheCoolKidsPeeTheirPants
I like how they laugh and then clap after he criticized them haha
Only a few dopes laughed, probably nervously too
Remne
Aside from that one maniacal cackle.
mammothfart
That was his brother Steve. He was actually the one who locked him in. Classic Steve.
CarolineAmelie
Well I think there are more that 10 people in the room, so the ones who lauged didn't necessarily clap...
Wurstinator
In these shows, the audience is usually told when to applaud.
ohyouknowjustsomeguy
somehow i have a feeling the audience was asked to laughed so he could say that. But it's a good way to pass the message.
HankMardukiss
I doubt it
I don't think so. If you listen closely it's only a portion of the audience laughing, especially at first. Canned reactions aren't like that
I dunno I can see your point but why would they laugh in the first place? Seeing the world as a strawman isn't the best idea.
Thornbrier
because its a tabloid tv show
Sometime they tell the crowd how to act. Maybe its the case here. Like the applauses can be control that way.
This is true. With those, laugh or applaud signs. They would have had to plan it out earlier in advance or a laugh track or something
during break they could also explain to the crowd why they will laugh and stuff like that. In one word: MEDIA! :D
Maboroshi1994
jeremy kyle is a piece of shit and his show is exploitative drivel...but he makes a fair point here.
JPBStory
Well said. It really irritates me that he keeps saying mildly sensible and respectable things. It proves he knows what he's doing is wrong.
rossalupus
Sure the shows main aim is to make us laugh at peoples problems,but when its something serious he treats it as such. He does have some class
Therealmrskeltal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axPU0yc-Ack
eirebadboy
For this example I'll allow it.
zildjianvibes
Yep yep. Human bear baiting.
Sengir79
As much as I hate everything aboutchim, he gained a small modicum of respect from me for that statement.
squirtyrat
but only the tiniest because he's still a shitty exploitive person. I know his ex wife is his ex but she says he's guilty of many of the 1/2
things he accuses people of on his show. She can't fathom that he was picked to host it
yeah i think he is a compleat cunt too. but i will give him his due, he does hate domesic abuse on bothn men and women. still a prick tho
profcommie
I think I've watched a few too many panel shows. I've never seen Jeremy Kyle, am American, and agree with you completely on all points.
it's kinda like the british version of something like maury/steve wilkos...if the only people he had on were trailer trash.
Sooo.... Jerry Springer?
...he had the bizarre. jeremy kyle goes for the dregs. kyle has on stereotypical british trash essentially. no teeth, addicts, tracksuits.
That's my point, I've consumed so many british comedians, BBC panel shows and the like, that I know what you mean. A bit like Jerry Springer
jerry springer had the bizarre on his show,kyle has stereotypical british trash. no teeth, tracksuit wearing, can barely talk etc.
True, the Maury comparison was probably more apt. My point was that, thanks to Jimmy Carr, Bill Bailey, etc... I got the reference.
TheDrifter
I just wanted to upvote this because I have never before seen the word "drivel" in casual conversation. +1
Rc58
I said almost the same thing and I got downvoted dozens of times, haha. =P
McKavian
Just about every talk show is 'exploitative drivel' to some degree or another, but occasionally, very rarely, do they make a good point.
AppleOfClowns
"Talk" show, that's funny. Have you ever seen it? He spends more time shouting at all of his guests than he does talking.
AncientWeapons
Quite a few of his shows put people in the help they need if they are willing to do so, just watch a few of his shows and you'll see.
UnexpectedItemInBaggingArea
You know he means business when he sits on the steps.
I have no idea - I have never seen him before, but I know the idiots on this side of the pond. They are all fairly worthless.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rf9MfDq7X9g - this lady is reunited with her dad and half sister, its things like this that make jezza great
ShaggyUK
Why is he a piece of shit? Just because you don't like his way of doing things?
i like how another commenter put it, "human bear baiting" i think sums it up nicely. i think his show exploits those that are on it.
How? He helps them with lie detectors, drug tests, dna tests etc. The guests may not be able to afford it otherwise
Lucylastic
Why is this down voted??!!
SardonicGrin
He's a British Jerry Springer, if you're American.
JFAZZ
this explains plenty
Whitejack
ShaggyUK mate
Isn't Jerry Springer all set up though?
notsocrazy24
What if I'm American and this doesn't explain anything for me?
he's more of a maury. springer had the bizarre on. kyle has the stereotypical british trash. no teeth, tracksuits, barely able to speak etc.
He's nothing like Jerry Springer. All the the people on Jezza Kyle show are real
Wouldn't you agree that there is something ethically disturbing in making money by airing people's serious life problems on national TV?
If people are willing to do so I can't see a problem with it. If people find it ethically disturbing than they shouldn't watch the show
Don't need to watch the show to hate him. Many of the people he quizzes don't have the education to know he's made them a laughing stock.
That's a bit silly of you then. I'm sure they do, please dont presume they're idiots
I get the whole "we revhelping them fix their lives" but isn t the show really about the viewers having a sense of superiority?
Yes. Jeremy belittles and humiliates them whilst the audience laughs. Then he tells them they're scum and leaves them to the counsellors.
puremind7772
The new Louie episode deals with this. Where Louie gets beat up by a woman and everyone laughs it off, including his daughters. (s05e04)
Wasn't there an episode of Louie where he gets raped and nobody cares?
pretendertotheironthrone
There is one where after he just gotten head a woman is a bit pushy about him returning the favor, but it didn't really come off as rape.
GHDUDE17
There is one where after *she* had been eaten out a *dude* got pushy about *her* returning the favor, but it didn't really come off as rape.
He didn't want to perform a sexual act with her, she coerced him into doing it. Isn't that rape?
aramil31
According to the definitions of today, absolutely. If he did not give clear consent throughout, it's rape.
wobbu
Sorry if I sound ignorant because I haven't seen it, but there's a very definite difference between "being a bit pushy" and "rape."
MrRandom314159
Not reaalllly? The point is that while she was being manipulative, he still could have stopped at anytime. She wasn't physically forcing him
ebulating
I have recently learned that Louis CK likes to masturbate in front of women without their consent.
if i remember right this is from his show and was meant to mock the person he was talking to on FOX news, in other words, not real.
Google it.
GRiMGRiZ
idk why this is being downvoted, seems to be common knowledge in the standup world. +1
cykel
I just read about this the other day too. INCREDIBLY disheartening. :( And sorry you're being downvoted for no reason.
TownsendV228
I don't believe you.
I don't believe you, got a source?
Bolster
http://defamer.gawker.com/louis-c-k-will-call-you-up-to-talk-about-his-alleged-s-1687820755
this happened...on his show.words of a character don't necessarily reflect the views of the writer. plus it was a reducto ad absurdum attack
thefightingbees
hmmm it's from gawker...trustworthy source?
ilikeblondehair
A) Sourcing Gawker < sourcing Wikipedia. B) In this article, Gawker sources themselves. C) They source the anon's shaky 2nd hand story.
Jeremy Kyle is a nasty piece of shit who takes advantage of the less fortunate for his own gain. Fuck him, and fuck his exploitative show.
CitizenDickbag
He cultivates an audience based on the lowest denominators and then reacts indignant when they act poorly. He's right, but it's hypocrisy.
Not to mention that these twits are fed free alcohol (including alcoholics) the night before, and prodded with a stick until they crack.
pumpernicklelel
Why the hell would you say that?
FindYourChillMate
fuck them. Its always the kind of people that are on his show that watch it.
Not always. A lot of people enjoy watching the 'Jeremy Kyle scum' to make themselves feel better about their boring lives.
just as many are the idiots that go on his show.
I agree. Fuck that guy.
Preach!
What?
Rodvitner
Oh, you mean like ALL these TV shows? No other show like this is any different. They're all shit, exploiting people and creating stupid ppl
They all have problems, but some are very much worse than others.
They are all exploitative, but Kyle has a particularly nasty approach.
Iwilljustlaughatmyfavoritecomment
http://imgur.com/GEgIcAM
giraffinator
I agree with this... but I do also agree with what he said in the gif
So do I. Even nasty people can make accurate statements. I just don't want people thinking he's always right.
DesiredUsernameWasTaken
It's not his show, he's just the host. You might as well be saying "Walmart is a shit-hole. FUCK THE GREETERS".
Given that one of his regular lines is "Look whose name is up there", I don't think the show would continue if he quit.
areeeet
Jeremy kyle's the fucking boyo. Prime time day time tv m8. It makes you feel normal as fuck compared. Although I do agree with you.
I'm not sure I'd want to feel 'normal' at the expense of a few simpletons who have been provoked into acting daft.
True, but they're signing themselves up to go on and getting paid for it. It's not like he's out on the street with a net.
But some of the peoplw are clearly very vulnerable. Lots of young kids and people who appear to have learning difficulties. Its wrong
HairyMeteor
are you from the north east?
Did ye just fire shots at me pint?
.....yes :( haha
thought i recognised the speak, im from teesside
haha no way! yo man :D
(The fact that he's making a reasonable point here doesn't change that)
Goodwolf
His cuntiness notwithstanding, if he's right, he's right. Not to acknowledge it is just simple ad hominem arguing.
backtobackpanicattack
Yeah, when Jeremy Kyle isn't wrong, he's right :|
Vespy
Except in this case it's important to not let the weasel get any false respect. He's a peddler of human meanness and disgust.
Yeah, but it's not that hard to accept that he's a cock, but one who's correct on this one instance. At least, it's not that hard for me.
I'm not making the personal attack to minimise his point. I'm making it because he doesn't deserve any positive publicity at all.
A good point is a good point, no matter who says it. If it was Hitler saying this, I'd say "Hitler makes a good point about this".
Of course. But you wouldn't want people who didn't know him to assume that Hitler always made good points, would you?
nerdextreme
Sauce me bruh
HyeSwagian
Alfredo? Marinara? Carbonera? Vodka Sauce? Wtf do you want!?
sincerelycynical
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PR5ryhnYtQ
BrewMyTeabag
Do you know the full episode number?
Naberhawk
Thank you
thank
tiramigiu
part 2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79XXPGMowSA
wookiem0nst3r
You
Wibblywobblytime
welc
AgentBlackJack
no prob
dryditch
It's schadenfreude....
That's more "americas funniest home videos" than "domestic abuse" though.
Flopryn
evillesbianfromthesnakehouse
watching a vegetarian being told they just ate chicken!
karlywithak
Or watching a frat boy realize just what he put his dick in.
lehabeasporpoise
Umm...play on the word maybe? You know, throwing shade.
Jemmysponz
Woosh.
MudLogger
Apparently it's 'sposed to be an antonym. envy at others success, rather than joy at their failure. Made up word, slang english not german.
CassandraCat
Ah I didn't know that, was confused, too. Thanks!
Ionlylurkbecausemymemegameissoweak
was searching for that comment
mausi
Same!
arenten
the joke is that if it was the other way around...
wheresthebaby
Ohhh I missed it too. Thanks fam.
ImSorryForTheLackOfApostrophe
The joke, he missed it. Amirite?
KrisTiasMusic
NICHT LUSTIG
jk, I didn't get the joke at first but now it's funny.
But freudenschade isn't a german word...
Sittingonabigblueboxlolwtfmars
It's a made up word. I think OP got the wrong word from Urban Dictionary and used it. The only correct version is Schadenfreude (English).
kishinlemming
So. Misery out of the joy of others?
There's a word-ish for that in English, though. Killjoy.
LoinKing
I think that's the opposite. Joy out of the misery of others. Which... would I guess be where we started from.
Demauscian
Not really, a killjoy is someone who deliberately 'kills the joy' of others, but is not necessarily miserable due to their joy.
That's why I said ish.
yourekillingindependentgeorge
Yeah this is exactly the kind of bullshit that shouldn't be happening anymore. I sympathize with that guy 100%. Yes I've had a crazy ex.
redbikemaster
Me too man
FlamingCh1cken
Read that as "yes I've had crazy sex"
That too.
sirjuicyfruit
damn, i feel fad for this guy too. i never had to deal with a crazy ex, but ive seen what happens to my sister after a break up
RIPSlurmsMckenzie
Me too, not near locking me up type thing. But verbal and physical.
SizzleSphinx
I read "yes I've had crazy sex" as if that have you credibility.
Yeah that too.
TheDeceptiveBanana
My brother's ex broke down the door he was hiding behind.
NothingRhymesWithClockworkOrange
Guys are like this too... That audience response is just appalling and I don't think representative of most people.
imguryousuck
In my experience, it is representative of most people. People are sexist dickbags.
And in my experience, people are more sexist towards womenvin general, and guys on sites like this just like to bitch.
In my experience it is quite the opposite. But I live in the Northeast so I dont experience the sexism in the South or midwest.
In your experience men are assaulted more and treated with less respect? According to imgur, men are opressed and women have it easier.
LadyRin
I am a lady and I sympathize with him completely. Scary exes are no joke, regardless of gender or sexual orientation.
Yep. Doesn't matter the gender. Crazy is fucking scary.
yesitscooliotime
Mine was flick a switch beat down mode crazy.
Yeah there was an element of that with mine as well. But it was mostly verbal/emotional abuse
maximuslimes
BlindyBlindMansSonnySon
I remember reading about a guy who was being abused by his GF, she would pour boiling water down his legs and beat him with ash trays 1>
she also ran up hundreds of grand of debt in his name and he reached out for help and no one gave a shit because he was a man it wasn't 2>
until a neighbour heard screams from the flat and called the police and they found him half dead and in a police man took him by the hand 3>
and said 'you never have to go back in this house again' and he said he broke down crying. ALL domestic violence needs to be taken seriously
Nepeta33
please tell me he didnt have to pay for the debt she racked up
LunchingtonMC
Mine stabbed me in the head after her friend kicked in my door. I pinned her arm behind her back because I was TERRIFIED.
I went to jail for it. I still have the scar.
she also used to force me to have sex with her, resulting in my 16 year old. No one believes me.
Feenfurn
I have a crazy ex husband who thinks I'm a crazy ex wife.
Yeah my ex convinced her whole family I hit her, among other things. She was pretty manipulative.
Ostinisdehsechz
i have a crazy fucking baby daddy who thinks im a crazy baby mama and its like, no. you're still OBSESSED with me and it's been 5 years.
My ex not only thinks I still want him but convinced his wife that I still want him and she parades around like his trophy wife. LMAO
My ex can't hold a stable relationship. It's amazing to watch them go up in flames. He's just... A shitty person. Seriously.
My ex molds himself to be exactly what she wants him to be. This time though he found someone who doesn't want kids, he wants 7.....
My ex is a shitty person because he lies and has to keep up in the lies. It's really pathetic but he will get his sooner or later.
I'm hoping he cheats on her with some 22 year old that wants a really big family. LMAO! His wife is a huge thorn in my side. KARMA
I'm just going to sit back and watch how this one pans out. They've been together 7 years now. I know he's wanting children by now
codyyy
My ex came over once right after we broke up and stole all my pillows and blankets while I hid in my closet. Just so I'd have to call her
DeadyBearr
I would have called the police and bought myself new shit and changes my locks. That shit isn't cute.
redneckjep
A 110 lb female with a baseball bat can mess you up as much as a 230 lb guy
Or a frying pan.
Psychological strongholds work just as well as physical ones. Most of us don't cope very well with threats from loved ones.
LiquidPoo
Me too! She used to threaten me with her friends that would come kill my mom's dog if I ever broke up with her. Terrible BJs too.
ifoundthegenius
Sorry it was a lose lose situation
she took my virginity, so there's that.
MongoBro
Get it back from her
ozzycats
dont stick it in crazy man...
that would require talking to her. fuck that shit. I would rather summon the devil. probably have a better outcome too.
SomebodyStoleMyCarRadio
I don't think this is about an ex.... It says "when I came out." I'm assuming his mom or something, because he's gay.
when you* but still, same thing
therage
When you cam out, meaning on the show, he says it a lot.
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
Yeah, I was thinking/wondering the same.
dnaadept
If you watch the original video it's definitely his ex.
Ah, point taken. Weird phrasing out of context lol
Monicaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
This is so incredibly sad. It hurts me that the audience laughed at him :(
efhawthorne
I had a "I will kill myself if you don't come take care of me" one. That was a great time.
farticusprime
Thats borderline personality disorder
Yeah it's a disaster. What are you gonna do? Call her bluff? But that *is* what you have to do cos its not your responsibility. Shit sucks
I told her parents and best friend that she was suicidal, and then blocked her from all my social media/text. I apologized, and left.
She had already prepared her mom with enough BS to cause her to not believe me. Or she didn't care and didn't want to admit it.. Either way.
Woof. Yeah, brutal. Sometimes, it's best to run away.
ZoranKnight
I had that happen to me
Psychological abuse is every bit as bad as physical abuse, indeed.
Sholan
Mine was stalker crazy, not lock you up in a bathroom crazy
Ohnoaginger
Ex did this, ~half of my friends didn't take it seriously. That shit was really unnerving.
Mine spent 6 months asking why i was dating X person instead of her "Probably cause one of you doesn't follow me around?"
Did you go pure NC or did you answer? Mine would park down the block and just sit there... Or randomly drive by... It was weird
HappyAss
Mine still is :(
wexipena
They are not far apart.
SomeDetroitGuy
Mine was punch you in the balls then break your nose crazy.
PrinceSatisfactory
mine was drink orange juice after brushing her teeth crazy
pleasedontlookatme
i have this situation right now! she is so crazy
kyrtian
Mine was "threaten to kill herself if I leave her after she cheats on me" crazy
Hey I almost had one of those. She was just pissed off that I did and started making it out like I cheated. Too bad everyone knew
Mine was take one of my guns and go drive somewhere and call and threaten to kill herself crazy. And that was just the tip of the iceberg..
Beng97
Dude thats exactly how my last one was, but she was doing it all for attention. Nearly ruined my life cause i cared too much.
Yep same here.
I'd have called the cops and then requested an officer come to my house until someone finds her. Nope that shit HARD
Yeah they don't care most of the time because no one knows where she is. It's basically 'call us when she says that shit at home'
"Crazy person with stolen gun" - at least a CYA in case she went on a spree instead of suicides
N0taduck
Sigh... Look what you made me do, you made me upvote Jeremy Kyle.
shadevil75
Jeremy Kyle may be a twat, but he's right about this not being a laughing matter.
AGoodTimeButABadRoleModel
A broken clock is right at least twice a day.
vtechmonkey
at least??
Kiwisphere
Yeah... if everyone could just stop abusing everyone else, that'd be great.
Vanillalicious
I feel like there is a seriously high amount of male domestic violence victims on imgur, im not sure why i just get that impression somtimes
klubai4
That's because there is a high amount of male domestic violence victims. Not as high as women, but still high.
Koztah
I can look it up later, but I was reading a few days ago that of all domestic violence victims, males are in the high 40s percentage-wise.
klubai4
Yeah I saw that too. An estimate, of course, as these things tend to be. Too many go unreported.
D0tR4ck3t33r
Freundenschade? I think its called Schadenfreude.
Natsumori
I didn't laugh at either of them. That fucking sucks for everyone. No one should have to deal with that shit.
Tamponsareforepistaxis
I'd laugh. But I'm a disturbed individual
smaug777000
I'd laugh either way, but I'm a terrible person, and I know that about myself
BatmanisBW
Found the Joker's imgur account
DataLady
As a feminist, he is 100% correct.
HappyMadison
[Audience GASPS*] not "laughs" that's my bad, fam. -Closed Captions Guy
somethingsomethingjojoreference
Wait, no, T, fam, calm yoself, you're only readin' the telleprompter, I typed it wrong. We good? We good. They gasps, fam. Gasps. 3story?dam
LeCacty
What the actual....
haze2893
The name of this show is "You're a violent cheat but I hope your baby's mine!" This man needs to find someone better
LimeMime565
What sick fuck would laugh at that?
Chompee
Because he didn't knock her ass out. It was dumb of him not to.
AngryAndConfused
The kind of people who watch this trash & gave up a day of their life to see it "live"
youaresoverywrong
Fact. I'm so fucking sick of people laughing off domestic abuse when the victim is male.
DreamCatcher01
That host is 1000% right. Domestic abuse is horrible and it is no joke, no matter what side it's on.
Chompee
Life is pain. You gotta learn how to laugh at it and yourself.
fyrTmr
wen my 6'2",200# friend confided that his 27 yr,hot female teach seduced him when he was 14, i congratulated him. he was hurt, cried for hrs
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fyrTmr
yep, you guessed it right: he was pegged, twice.
DropsofJupiter2
I knew it!
stimulated
I'm so sorry for your friend, I wish it could've been me instead.
fyrTmr
that is what i told him: "wish your troubles upon myself" - what more can a friend do? but, even now, when reminded of incident, he bawls.
Malkiot
I would've congratulated him as well, simply because I had a teacher who I would've loved to have seduce me.
fyrTmr
you would have to get in line behind me. btw, my friend is straight, married, yet still becomes very sad when reminded of that great day.
keyserv
Wow! He coulda died! THAT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS!!
jrntn
To be fair, that's the foundation of youtube, isn't it? People getting hurt for our entertainment?
beckadoomsday
The foundation of youtube is boobs http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/YouTube 3rd paragraph under company history.
UnspokenX
... well shit.
tarataqa
This is why I need feminism.
tryhardtroll
You need a good comment on this post.
buttermyarse
Gender constraints hurt is all.
tarataqa
it also hurts us all
LeCacty
Who let the tumblr out?!
narwhaffle
Shut the fuck up.
beejabah
Fart rape is real!
laxxative
Need some sauce with this pasta, please.
Denvercoder09
http://youtu.be/B4JCWJqj9JY
iamagrocerybag
That is the only reasonable thing I have ever heard Jezza say.
Happythinker
murderhobbit
He's legitimately so pissed. Immediately.
andrich2k
That's pretty much every single male British TV show host...
MrBlobbyBlob
dispraekailo
He looks like jack baur there. "Where did you hide him?!" "I don-" "WHERE IS HE?!?!? *waves grenade around menacingly*"
WalterMatthau
Well, that's kind of how day time tv works, so, congrats on the steady employment i guess.
Efreeti
Why wouldn't you be?! What the bleeding hell is wrong with that audience?
MlemniumFalcon
It's Jeremy Kyle, he's always pissed.
itsnotmyfaultyoufail
In both respects
Hyrron
That's his secret.
DilbertGrape
There is a difference in UK pissed and US pissed. One feels like they are politely asking you to stfu, the other you contemplate running.
thehungryguy
you forgot drunk
itsnotmyfaultyoufail
From uk. Don't know what you mean.
OhDavidMyNacho
as in drunk? because getting pissed in the uk is getting drunk in the uk.
jrntn
I was hoping this would be a drinking joke
xOrangethunder
There's also a difference that in the UK being "pissed" means being drunk.
LoopStricken
But whose is whose?
ScienceLasers
Which one has the gun?
d0o0o0d
UK pissed = drunk
stereotypicalenglishman
Hey, dans pissed after 1 larger. What a light weight or you're such a piss head it's not even 12 and you're on the vodka
Thesmellofgoblins
I feel more intimidated by polite and fuming britts.
ImperialSquid
Angels run when a good man goes to war - Doctor Who
d0o0o0d
US pissed = angry
jaffa5
actually pissed is used to describe being angry and/or drunk in the uk. it's just a matter of context in which it is used.
stereotypicalenglishman
Dude Stacy broke up with me I'm so pissed
Freudy
Who would laugh at something like that, regardless of the victim's sex? Oh, you were hospitalized? Hahahaha!
MikeSzczypta
I would.....
rapidbagerxd
tbh its a very British thing to laugh at someone being hurt
EEcummingsonherfacenowthatspoetryinmotionn
Women.
nordania
Jeremy Kyle audience members. They're more scummy than the people on the show.
MoonPotadoh
Yeah, my first thought was, "why are they laughing? Did I miss something?"
PeepJerky
I assumed it was a joke put in by the gif maker. Guess not.
BrainBlow
Has anyone considered the show might actually just have one of those "laugh now" blinking screens for the audience?
bananahats
They don't generally do that in the UK and as this is not a sit-com they definitely don't
Gravimite
Maybe he's on the set of The Big Bang Theory?
smirker
The sorts of bottom feeders that would go and see a show like this filmed live.
TeslasMustache
Physical/sexual assault on men is often used for comedic effect on TV and in movies. Our culture is sick.
MaybeOneDayIWillFinallyGrowAPenis
Not really our culture. Most of the world is like that still.
roonmian
I laughed at something like that once. It was Christopher Titus talking about his ex in his comedy program. He wanted me to laugh.
HackerJacker
The sort of shit who watch his show
notta
first thought was, you jumped on your own accord and injured yourself? split second later my mind pieced it together. If woman no split sec
azurepenguin
Maybe the guy with that card that tells the audience what noise to make messed up
AgentTempest
People from Stoke on Trent probably.
rankdank69
Or Aberdeen haha
WadeWilsonLoooooovesChimichangas
Its always like that. When a Woman beats up a guy its funny but when he defends himself she is the victim
allahuakbar95
I laughed at a dead baby/ abortion joke earlier today from 4chan.
Rheios
ladder and nearly stepping on a black cat. You can't REALLY see the pain, so its funny. The moment you see that pain, you empathize with(3)
Rheios
as they can and then landing in a dumpster. Its in black and white. They pop out a second later and limp off before stumbling under a(2)
SomethingSomethingUsernameSomething
Jeremy Kyle audience. Do not expect much...
Larkos
At first I thought it was like those nervous laughs when you feel horrible and awkward and you don't know how to react.
Rheios
Well you have to Charlie Chaplin this if you're going to laugh at both genders. Step back. Imagine someone flapping like a bird as hard(1)
Lugh314159
Well… _I_ laughed because I thought he was an idiot. Why would you jump off a 3 story building before just breaking down the door / wall?
zakisback
Human compassion drops depending on how many steps removed the object is. Internet anonymity is an example of this.
Rheios
it and the humor dies. That, by the way, is courtesy of Rube from Dead Like Me(4)
Bent0916
https://youtu.be/VKgwczruOSQ Talk show audience and hosts crack up over man mutilated by his wife. Laughs again when forced to apologize.
RussianWeightliftingJesus
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ChocolateKake
Jesus fucking Christ
Genbuthesaint
Listen to them cackling....... freaking jackals. That is NOT funny in any context.
MinnesotaArouser
There is some female-hosted talk show clip I saw where the hosts laughed about a guy getting his dick chopped off by his girlfriend.
LunaChic
If you think that is funny you're just an awful person, period.
istilldontknow
he didnt say it was funny
Aridez
I think he said that because in the show they were laughing at it.
benjenstark
https://youtu.be/muuFygvXPAM
vauhtihirmu
I thought I could find the dark humour in it, but I was cringing in disgust the whole time. Glad they apologized about it a week later.
thejollymolly
Sweet jesus what the fuck. "I don't know why he filed for divorce, what the circumstances were..." SHE CUT OFF HIS DICK
Freudy
Wow...that's just disgusting.
JessThe2ndBestt
Wow that's all just beyond fucked up...even in her "apology" she was laughing too hard to say it herself
jadespider
See...America's funniest home movies, jackass, youtube, etc ...the media is training us to laugh at other people's pain.
thisisprocrastination
Other men's pain, no? Jackass have women these days?
HackerJacker
the home video ones only show whre nobody gets seruiously hurt, people laugh then because they know no harm done
Lugh314159
Tosh.0, on the other hand....
LarvaLamp
... is amazing!
itsamazing
I've been in the audience for tv show, I guarantee you there's a guy with a prompt card holding it up for the audience telling them to laugh
UnspokenX
American or UK? 'cuz for most american shows, the audience goes to shows they know pander to them. they know their demographic well.
HackerJacker
Rarely in the UK, also not on Kyle's show, he just attracts worthless shits.
itsamazing
this is Jeremy Kyle. Not something erudite
WallaceBea
I don't understand why the audience laughed at this? I didn't find that funny at all...
opad
I think it's like the Jerry Springer show. They clap at some messed up shit too
Selweyn
I didn't read [audience laughs] and assumed it said [audience gasps] and wondered why the presenter started ranting...
Lugh314159
it is when you realize there was a working phone in the flat, and he could have just called for help.
klubai4
yeah just like abused women do all the time, call people and ask for help. ..oh, wait.
Lugh314159
I think there's a difference between sustained abuse, and a specific incident. Dude wanted to get out, but went about it foolishly.
itsybitsyspider
Help hardly comes for male victims.
Greeneyeddevil
1)because some people just suck 2) his audiences are the fucking WORST. They're like Jerry Springer audiences but think they're not.
Relsus
It's because the thought of a woman abusing a man in a relationship is treated as a joke in our culture.
mybrothersmario
Either that or the image of someone jumping off a third story building is a bit funny.
melodramaticbat
Jeremy Kyle is an exploitative show that profits off disturbed or misfortunate people. Bad as some of the guests are, the people who 1/2
melodramaticbat
2/2 make up the audience are the REAL assholes, ultimately, since they treat these people who need help like they're zoo animals.
ItWasCool
This is 100% fucking right
SirHosisOfLiver
TBH i would have laughed even if it was a women... i never said i wasnt a horrible person
NickButterworth
The fucking is hardly necessary.
peaceloveandgraffiti
SERIOUSLY! I'm glad this is getting more attn. I would like to believe not everyone was laughing in the audience, because that's just gross.
Hexofin
9095 points... Woah!
soxxpuppet
A-F#ucking-men!
nicetrybutno
Absofuckinglutely.
SignedOut
100
frosty147
BUT! but but Patriarchy!!!
Desmondia
"Men's Rights Activists"
spoodermon
i can see the anger on his face
JQuentinEvermann
You got more upvotes from 1 comment than I have from 3 years of imguring. I'm sad. I need ice cream and sex, and I'm all out of pussy.
ubermatik
Jeremy Kyle is still a cunt.
ImgurCivilWar
Cosmic77
How is that a gif, it's a .jpg lol
importvita
I'll explain:
Cosmic77
Seems about right.
UncomfortableTruths
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boredomboredomboredom
Whatthefuck.gif
FreddyFish5
Problem is that femenists also can't care about it. They still view domestic violence being a male crime.
popejubal
Feminists care quite a lot about it. Jackasses that hate men and call themselves feminists even though they don't understand feminism don't.
slylee
Yes, this. So much this. Thank you.
FreddyFish5
The problem is that they get so much media attention. Sarkeesian destroys any respect gamers can have for feminism. Still media attention.
popejubal
If gamers can figure out the difference between their ass and a hole in the ground, then they should be able to figure this out . Not hard.
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CityYeti
lol, ok, calm down there spooky skeleton
Ricochet64
I find it very difficult to take someone seriously when they use the word "patriarchy". The U.S. is most certainly not a patriarchy.
eatingketchupchips
You don't believe gender norms are the root of all male and female issues?
Ricochet64
Patriarchy =/= gender norms, and I have no idea how you ever thought it was.
eatingketchupchips
yes it does equal that, except it's acknowledging male gender norms are simultaneously insulting to women.
eatingketchupchips
but from your other comment you refuse to accept that. (even though "throw like a girl" and "pussy" and "bitch" prove my point)
eatingketchupchips
as if i'm getting DV. feminism is not the cause of male issues, my god we're trying to help u https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hc45-ptHMxo
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eatingketchupchips
well if you would watch the video that tackles 2 out of 4 of those issues.
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Seuvyx
gap, or mens parental rights(lack there of), or the custody gap? How is any of that going to get fixed? Just smash the gender roles
Seuvyx
and everything will fix its self? Everything that can go wrong with a guy is "the fault of the patriarchy" it seems, or AKA victim blaming.
RocketMan2
No one is saying it is. You are getting downvoted because you tried to say this guy is a victim of "the patriarchy"
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RocketMan2
What "feminine traits" do you think he has that are being laughed at?
Theodrian
I think societal gender norms are societal gender norms, not a misused buzzword.
Tangerine102
What, exactly, do you define the patriarchy as?
eatingketchupchips
Societal gender norms with feminine qualities as inferior and masculine as ideal (which harms both men and women)
SayIAmYou
So in this particular situation, where a man is being abused by a woman, the woman is still the real victim?
eatingketchupchips
No not at all. Where are you getting that from? I'm saying the reason people dont often view men as victims is because of this disparity
valaja
NO. Ofc the man is the real victim. They're laughing, because he's obviously not masculine enough to resist a weak, feminine woman. 1/2
Tangerine102
If masculine qualities are ideal, why are masculine women looked down upon?
eatingketchupchips
they aren't by women, only by men. hence the word 'bossy' 'shrill' etc to describe female leaders. It's about 'emasculation'.
riffifi
http://c1.thejournal.ie/media/2013/07/mindblown4.gif
eyb0sscanihabedepusypls
but the worst thing is that at first the audience is laughing and after being lectured they applaud. Ridiculous
vauhtihirmu
Maybe they saw the error of their ways and clapped in acknowledgement?
Kiwisavage
it's almost as if it's staged!
Faylom
Doesn't sound like most of them laughed.
soso456
did you think people with a brain goes on those shows as audience?
fregeror
Hah people, he thinks they're people, psh
cmfler
Except it's Schadenfreude, not Freudenschade
itwasadarkandstormynight
"freudenschade" is an invented English word to mean sorrow at another person's success
Vaanhalen
It's reversed bc the shoe is on the other foot
SignedOut
110%
odraencoded
So right it's even a bit left too
Trexthepirate
Just up voted all percentages
TheTwistYouCantResist
100% of them?
BoringPrivateQRCode
Yep.
ThankYouImguriansYouAreAwesome
110% of them?
iamghost
120%
THEALLCAPSWARRIOR
130%
Blacole1985
139.5%
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
150%
Timedagger100
180%
Bryan65145
420%
Brunitski
419.99%
DammitWhoTookAllTheUsernames
140%
THEALLCAPSWARRIOR
THANK YOU!
Czarcasm42
150%
NealCaffrey
131%
Shockwave44
Sold.
Saddolphins
Well that was unexpected
Czarcasm42
131.5%
DVSBSTrD
You're closest without going over.
Ryebread91
It should be schadenfreude -laughing at other misfortune. Freudenschade = sorrow or displeasure from someone doing good or succeeding.
Arkenai
The point is that if it were the other way around...
theMostUsernameOfAll
As a German: never heard of Freudenschade.
Neoconkers
It would probably be erfolgtraurigkeit, freudenschade sounds like an english invention - although it rolls off the tongue better...
Ryebread91
Correct. We tend to like to butcher another languages word when we make it our own. "Idn't" that right/
Ryebread91
Yeah, English invention. We like to butcher and change words a lot.
RelaxImFromTheInternet
Jeremy Kyle can be a real asshole sometimes, but shit like this makes me respect him regardless. The guy gets it.
sixtyfortysoo
I think his cancer battle humanised him more. Still don't watch his show.
Krakencrotch
He and Gordon Ramsay are spirit cousins.
motophiliac
Gets ratings. I walked in and saw this programme. Spent ten minutes wondering where humanity had went so wrong. So many horrible people.
joehh
It makes you feel good about yourself though
motophiliac
Honestly, not really. It frustrates me that such a powerful medium is being squandered so readily for quick bucks and ego trips all round.
witsd
(Source: my partner's cousin used to be a producer)
buttermyarse
Yes! I heard they're told what to wear and believe the show is on their side before Jeremy humiliates them.
witsd
Horrible people that get a free bar (including alcoholics) the night before, and are frequently provoked in the run-up to the show.
duke605
http://youtu.be/B4JCWJqj9JY sauce
ItsAnAction
Gracias amigo
jazzmatazz
Is this the British version of Maury?
TheDude12345
commenting so i can find this again later
Hovenbeet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79XXPGMowSA Another.
thejollymolly
Good lord Jeremy's acting like he's some superior moral compass. "Oh he must not care about his kids because he didn't call my show first."
ScrewySole
Fuck you, now I've been stuck on jeremy kyle for three hours...
mothmansnephew
As an American, I can just barely understand the victim's accent.
MykillMetal
I know, right? It sounds like he's swallowing his tongue...
afartnSpartan
Must not be an engineering student. We get Russians to teach us Calc 2.
IepureDahknal
As I was reading comments on the YouTube, they were disabled. All just disappeared.
MissMandaMay
Came on Imgur for distraction....got distracted by Jeremy Kyle clips for damn near 2 hours!!!
SingleNiceFedoraWearingClassyGuycautiondonotfriendzone
Is this like British Jerry Springer?
Vedar
That is exactly what it is.
TalkRlyehianToMe
The same audience that laughed at a man breaking his bones 20 seconds ago applauds him when he calls them on their shit
hotdogg
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I almost exclusively hear women laugh. They think it's funny.
RathKiee
Put hand through wall due to anger, and when questioned says "I'd rather that than hit her." And that is how you be an adult.
Sl1ghtly1ntox1cated
i just noticed tat youtube has been changed
rjmarshall137
Totally worth the full view
YouDontHaveToScrollBackUp
is there any way to find the whole episode? I'm curious to see her reaction throughout it all
MagneticLasso
mmm that's some good sauce
Cal74
I underestimated the amount of British. Good Sauce.
drumstel
First they laugh. Then the host says the truth and everyone is clapping. What a bunch if twats
Meck
this really made me sad... Society of hypocrites
beejabah
wow
AllTheCoolKidsPeeTheirPants
I like how they laugh and then clap after he criticized them haha
Faylom
Only a few dopes laughed, probably nervously too
Remne
Aside from that one maniacal cackle.
mammothfart
That was his brother Steve. He was actually the one who locked him in. Classic Steve.
CarolineAmelie
Well I think there are more that 10 people in the room, so the ones who lauged didn't necessarily clap...
Wurstinator
In these shows, the audience is usually told when to applaud.
ohyouknowjustsomeguy
somehow i have a feeling the audience was asked to laughed so he could say that. But it's a good way to pass the message.
HankMardukiss
I doubt it
frosty147
I don't think so. If you listen closely it's only a portion of the audience laughing, especially at first. Canned reactions aren't like that
Denvercoder09
I dunno I can see your point but why would they laugh in the first place? Seeing the world as a strawman isn't the best idea.
Thornbrier
because its a tabloid tv show
ohyouknowjustsomeguy
Sometime they tell the crowd how to act. Maybe its the case here. Like the applauses can be control that way.
Denvercoder09
This is true. With those, laugh or applaud signs. They would have had to plan it out earlier in advance or a laugh track or something
ohyouknowjustsomeguy
during break they could also explain to the crowd why they will laugh and stuff like that. In one word: MEDIA! :D
Maboroshi1994
jeremy kyle is a piece of shit and his show is exploitative drivel...but he makes a fair point here.
JPBStory
Well said. It really irritates me that he keeps saying mildly sensible and respectable things. It proves he knows what he's doing is wrong.
rossalupus
Sure the shows main aim is to make us laugh at peoples problems,but when its something serious he treats it as such. He does have some class
Therealmrskeltal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axPU0yc-Ack
eirebadboy
For this example I'll allow it.
zildjianvibes
Yep yep. Human bear baiting.
Sengir79
As much as I hate everything aboutchim, he gained a small modicum of respect from me for that statement.
squirtyrat
but only the tiniest because he's still a shitty exploitive person. I know his ex wife is his ex but she says he's guilty of many of the 1/2
squirtyrat
things he accuses people of on his show. She can't fathom that he was picked to host it
jaffa5
yeah i think he is a compleat cunt too. but i will give him his due, he does hate domesic abuse on bothn men and women. still a prick tho
profcommie
I think I've watched a few too many panel shows. I've never seen Jeremy Kyle, am American, and agree with you completely on all points.
Maboroshi1994
it's kinda like the british version of something like maury/steve wilkos...if the only people he had on were trailer trash.
LarvaLamp
Sooo.... Jerry Springer?
Maboroshi1994
...he had the bizarre. jeremy kyle goes for the dregs. kyle has on stereotypical british trash essentially. no teeth, addicts, tracksuits.
profcommie
That's my point, I've consumed so many british comedians, BBC panel shows and the like, that I know what you mean. A bit like Jerry Springer
Maboroshi1994
jerry springer had the bizarre on his show,kyle has stereotypical british trash. no teeth, tracksuit wearing, can barely talk etc.
profcommie
True, the Maury comparison was probably more apt. My point was that, thanks to Jimmy Carr, Bill Bailey, etc... I got the reference.
TheDrifter
I just wanted to upvote this because I have never before seen the word "drivel" in casual conversation. +1
Rc58
I said almost the same thing and I got downvoted dozens of times, haha. =P
McKavian
Just about every talk show is 'exploitative drivel' to some degree or another, but occasionally, very rarely, do they make a good point.
AppleOfClowns
"Talk" show, that's funny. Have you ever seen it? He spends more time shouting at all of his guests than he does talking.
AncientWeapons
Quite a few of his shows put people in the help they need if they are willing to do so, just watch a few of his shows and you'll see.
UnexpectedItemInBaggingArea
You know he means business when he sits on the steps.
McKavian
I have no idea - I have never seen him before, but I know the idiots on this side of the pond. They are all fairly worthless.
AncientWeapons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rf9MfDq7X9g - this lady is reunited with her dad and half sister, its things like this that make jezza great
ShaggyUK
Why is he a piece of shit? Just because you don't like his way of doing things?
Maboroshi1994
i like how another commenter put it, "human bear baiting" i think sums it up nicely. i think his show exploits those that are on it.
ShaggyUK
How? He helps them with lie detectors, drug tests, dna tests etc. The guests may not be able to afford it otherwise
Lucylastic
Why is this down voted??!!
SardonicGrin
He's a British Jerry Springer, if you're American.
JFAZZ
this explains plenty
Whitejack
ShaggyUK mate
ShaggyUK
Isn't Jerry Springer all set up though?
notsocrazy24
What if I'm American and this doesn't explain anything for me?
Maboroshi1994
he's more of a maury. springer had the bizarre on. kyle has the stereotypical british trash. no teeth, tracksuits, barely able to speak etc.
ShaggyUK
He's nothing like Jerry Springer. All the the people on Jezza Kyle show are real
Whitejack
Wouldn't you agree that there is something ethically disturbing in making money by airing people's serious life problems on national TV?
ShaggyUK
If people are willing to do so I can't see a problem with it. If people find it ethically disturbing than they shouldn't watch the show
squirtyrat
Don't need to watch the show to hate him. Many of the people he quizzes don't have the education to know he's made them a laughing stock.
ShaggyUK
That's a bit silly of you then. I'm sure they do, please dont presume they're idiots
Whitejack
I get the whole "we revhelping them fix their lives" but isn t the show really about the viewers having a sense of superiority?
buttermyarse
Yes. Jeremy belittles and humiliates them whilst the audience laughs. Then he tells them they're scum and leaves them to the counsellors.
puremind7772
The new Louie episode deals with this. Where Louie gets beat up by a woman and everyone laughs it off, including his daughters. (s05e04)
Tangerine102
Wasn't there an episode of Louie where he gets raped and nobody cares?
pretendertotheironthrone
There is one where after he just gotten head a woman is a bit pushy about him returning the favor, but it didn't really come off as rape.
GHDUDE17
There is one where after *she* had been eaten out a *dude* got pushy about *her* returning the favor, but it didn't really come off as rape.
Tangerine102
He didn't want to perform a sexual act with her, she coerced him into doing it. Isn't that rape?
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aramil31
According to the definitions of today, absolutely. If he did not give clear consent throughout, it's rape.
wobbu
Sorry if I sound ignorant because I haven't seen it, but there's a very definite difference between "being a bit pushy" and "rape."
MrRandom314159
Not reaalllly? The point is that while she was being manipulative, he still could have stopped at anytime. She wasn't physically forcing him
ebulating
I have recently learned that Louis CK likes to masturbate in front of women without their consent.
Maboroshi1994
if i remember right this is from his show and was meant to mock the person he was talking to on FOX news, in other words, not real.
ebulating
Google it.
GRiMGRiZ
idk why this is being downvoted, seems to be common knowledge in the standup world. +1
cykel
I just read about this the other day too. INCREDIBLY disheartening. :( And sorry you're being downvoted for no reason.
TownsendV228
I don't believe you.
ebulating
Google it.
RussianWeightliftingJesus
I don't believe you, got a source?
Bolster
http://defamer.gawker.com/louis-c-k-will-call-you-up-to-talk-about-his-alleged-s-1687820755
Maboroshi1994
this happened...on his show.words of a character don't necessarily reflect the views of the writer. plus it was a reducto ad absurdum attack
thefightingbees
hmmm it's from gawker...trustworthy source?
ilikeblondehair
A) Sourcing Gawker < sourcing Wikipedia. B) In this article, Gawker sources themselves. C) They source the anon's shaky 2nd hand story.
ebulating
Google it.
witsd
Jeremy Kyle is a nasty piece of shit who takes advantage of the less fortunate for his own gain. Fuck him, and fuck his exploitative show.
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CitizenDickbag
He cultivates an audience based on the lowest denominators and then reacts indignant when they act poorly. He's right, but it's hypocrisy.
witsd
Not to mention that these twits are fed free alcohol (including alcoholics) the night before, and prodded with a stick until they crack.
pumpernicklelel
Why the hell would you say that?
FindYourChillMate
fuck them. Its always the kind of people that are on his show that watch it.
witsd
Not always. A lot of people enjoy watching the 'Jeremy Kyle scum' to make themselves feel better about their boring lives.
FindYourChillMate
just as many are the idiots that go on his show.
zildjianvibes
I agree. Fuck that guy.
AngryAndConfused
Preach!
pumpernicklelel
What?
Rodvitner
Oh, you mean like ALL these TV shows? No other show like this is any different. They're all shit, exploiting people and creating stupid ppl
popejubal
They all have problems, but some are very much worse than others.
witsd
They are all exploitative, but Kyle has a particularly nasty approach.
Iwilljustlaughatmyfavoritecomment
http://imgur.com/GEgIcAM
giraffinator
I agree with this... but I do also agree with what he said in the gif
witsd
So do I. Even nasty people can make accurate statements. I just don't want people thinking he's always right.
DesiredUsernameWasTaken
It's not his show, he's just the host. You might as well be saying "Walmart is a shit-hole. FUCK THE GREETERS".
witsd
Given that one of his regular lines is "Look whose name is up there", I don't think the show would continue if he quit.
areeeet
Jeremy kyle's the fucking boyo. Prime time day time tv m8. It makes you feel normal as fuck compared. Although I do agree with you.
witsd
I'm not sure I'd want to feel 'normal' at the expense of a few simpletons who have been provoked into acting daft.
areeeet
True, but they're signing themselves up to go on and getting paid for it. It's not like he's out on the street with a net.
buttermyarse
But some of the peoplw are clearly very vulnerable. Lots of young kids and people who appear to have learning difficulties. Its wrong
HairyMeteor
are you from the north east?
motophiliac
Did ye just fire shots at me pint?
areeeet
.....yes :( haha
HairyMeteor
thought i recognised the speak, im from teesside
areeeet
haha no way! yo man :D
witsd
(The fact that he's making a reasonable point here doesn't change that)
Goodwolf
His cuntiness notwithstanding, if he's right, he's right. Not to acknowledge it is just simple ad hominem arguing.
backtobackpanicattack
Yeah, when Jeremy Kyle isn't wrong, he's right :|
Vespy
Except in this case it's important to not let the weasel get any false respect. He's a peddler of human meanness and disgust.
Goodwolf
Yeah, but it's not that hard to accept that he's a cock, but one who's correct on this one instance. At least, it's not that hard for me.
witsd
I'm not making the personal attack to minimise his point. I'm making it because he doesn't deserve any positive publicity at all.
aramil31
A good point is a good point, no matter who says it. If it was Hitler saying this, I'd say "Hitler makes a good point about this".
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witsd
Of course. But you wouldn't want people who didn't know him to assume that Hitler always made good points, would you?
nerdextreme
Sauce me bruh
HyeSwagian
Alfredo? Marinara? Carbonera? Vodka Sauce? Wtf do you want!?
sincerelycynical
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PR5ryhnYtQ
BrewMyTeabag
Do you know the full episode number?
Naberhawk
Thank you
nerdextreme
thank
tiramigiu
part 2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79XXPGMowSA
wookiem0nst3r
You
Wibblywobblytime
welc
AgentBlackJack
no prob
dryditch
It's schadenfreude....
Thesmellofgoblins
That's more "americas funniest home videos" than "domestic abuse" though.
Flopryn
evillesbianfromthesnakehouse
watching a vegetarian being told they just ate chicken!
karlywithak
Or watching a frat boy realize just what he put his dick in.
lehabeasporpoise
Umm...play on the word maybe? You know, throwing shade.
Jemmysponz
Woosh.
MudLogger
Apparently it's 'sposed to be an antonym. envy at others success, rather than joy at their failure. Made up word, slang english not german.
CassandraCat
Ah I didn't know that, was confused, too. Thanks!
Ionlylurkbecausemymemegameissoweak
was searching for that comment
mausi
Same!
arenten
the joke is that if it was the other way around...
wheresthebaby
Ohhh I missed it too. Thanks fam.
ImSorryForTheLackOfApostrophe
The joke, he missed it. Amirite?
KrisTiasMusic
NICHT LUSTIG
KrisTiasMusic
jk, I didn't get the joke at first but now it's funny.
Ionlylurkbecausemymemegameissoweak
But freudenschade isn't a german word...
Sittingonabigblueboxlolwtfmars
It's a made up word. I think OP got the wrong word from Urban Dictionary and used it. The only correct version is Schadenfreude (English).
kishinlemming
So. Misery out of the joy of others?
kishinlemming
There's a word-ish for that in English, though. Killjoy.
LoinKing
I think that's the opposite. Joy out of the misery of others. Which... would I guess be where we started from.
Demauscian
Not really, a killjoy is someone who deliberately 'kills the joy' of others, but is not necessarily miserable due to their joy.
kishinlemming
That's why I said ish.
yourekillingindependentgeorge
Yeah this is exactly the kind of bullshit that shouldn't be happening anymore. I sympathize with that guy 100%. Yes I've had a crazy ex.
redbikemaster
Me too man
FlamingCh1cken
Read that as "yes I've had crazy sex"
yourekillingindependentgeorge
That too.
sirjuicyfruit
damn, i feel fad for this guy too. i never had to deal with a crazy ex, but ive seen what happens to my sister after a break up
RIPSlurmsMckenzie
Me too, not near locking me up type thing. But verbal and physical.
SizzleSphinx
I read "yes I've had crazy sex" as if that have you credibility.
yourekillingindependentgeorge
Yeah that too.
TheDeceptiveBanana
My brother's ex broke down the door he was hiding behind.
NothingRhymesWithClockworkOrange
Guys are like this too... That audience response is just appalling and I don't think representative of most people.
imguryousuck
In my experience, it is representative of most people. People are sexist dickbags.
NothingRhymesWithClockworkOrange
And in my experience, people are more sexist towards womenvin general, and guys on sites like this just like to bitch.
imguryousuck
In my experience it is quite the opposite. But I live in the Northeast so I dont experience the sexism in the South or midwest.
NothingRhymesWithClockworkOrange
In your experience men are assaulted more and treated with less respect? According to imgur, men are opressed and women have it easier.
LadyRin
I am a lady and I sympathize with him completely. Scary exes are no joke, regardless of gender or sexual orientation.
yourekillingindependentgeorge
Yep. Doesn't matter the gender. Crazy is fucking scary.
yesitscooliotime
Mine was flick a switch beat down mode crazy.
yourekillingindependentgeorge
Yeah there was an element of that with mine as well. But it was mostly verbal/emotional abuse
maximuslimes
110%
BlindyBlindMansSonnySon
I remember reading about a guy who was being abused by his GF, she would pour boiling water down his legs and beat him with ash trays 1>
BlindyBlindMansSonnySon
she also ran up hundreds of grand of debt in his name and he reached out for help and no one gave a shit because he was a man it wasn't 2>
BlindyBlindMansSonnySon
until a neighbour heard screams from the flat and called the police and they found him half dead and in a police man took him by the hand 3>
BlindyBlindMansSonnySon
and said 'you never have to go back in this house again' and he said he broke down crying. ALL domestic violence needs to be taken seriously
Nepeta33
please tell me he didnt have to pay for the debt she racked up
LunchingtonMC
Mine stabbed me in the head after her friend kicked in my door. I pinned her arm behind her back because I was TERRIFIED.
LunchingtonMC
I went to jail for it. I still have the scar.
LunchingtonMC
she also used to force me to have sex with her, resulting in my 16 year old. No one believes me.
Feenfurn
I have a crazy ex husband who thinks I'm a crazy ex wife.
yourekillingindependentgeorge
Yeah my ex convinced her whole family I hit her, among other things. She was pretty manipulative.
Ostinisdehsechz
i have a crazy fucking baby daddy who thinks im a crazy baby mama and its like, no. you're still OBSESSED with me and it's been 5 years.
Feenfurn
My ex not only thinks I still want him but convinced his wife that I still want him and she parades around like his trophy wife. LMAO
Ostinisdehsechz
My ex can't hold a stable relationship. It's amazing to watch them go up in flames. He's just... A shitty person. Seriously.
Feenfurn
My ex molds himself to be exactly what she wants him to be. This time though he found someone who doesn't want kids, he wants 7.....
Feenfurn
My ex is a shitty person because he lies and has to keep up in the lies. It's really pathetic but he will get his sooner or later.
Feenfurn
I'm hoping he cheats on her with some 22 year old that wants a really big family. LMAO! His wife is a huge thorn in my side. KARMA
Feenfurn
I'm just going to sit back and watch how this one pans out. They've been together 7 years now. I know he's wanting children by now
codyyy
My ex came over once right after we broke up and stole all my pillows and blankets while I hid in my closet. Just so I'd have to call her
DeadyBearr
I would have called the police and bought myself new shit and changes my locks. That shit isn't cute.
redneckjep
A 110 lb female with a baseball bat can mess you up as much as a 230 lb guy
yourekillingindependentgeorge
Or a frying pan.
klubai4
Psychological strongholds work just as well as physical ones. Most of us don't cope very well with threats from loved ones.
LiquidPoo
Me too! She used to threaten me with her friends that would come kill my mom's dog if I ever broke up with her. Terrible BJs too.
ifoundthegenius
Sorry it was a lose lose situation
LiquidPoo
she took my virginity, so there's that.
MongoBro
Get it back from her
ozzycats
dont stick it in crazy man...
LiquidPoo
that would require talking to her. fuck that shit. I would rather summon the devil. probably have a better outcome too.
SomebodyStoleMyCarRadio
I don't think this is about an ex.... It says "when I came out." I'm assuming his mom or something, because he's gay.
SomebodyStoleMyCarRadio
when you* but still, same thing
therage
When you cam out, meaning on the show, he says it a lot.
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
Yeah, I was thinking/wondering the same.
dnaadept
If you watch the original video it's definitely his ex.
SomebodyStoleMyCarRadio
Ah, point taken. Weird phrasing out of context lol
dnaadept
http://youtu.be/B4JCWJqj9JY sauce
Monicaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
This is so incredibly sad. It hurts me that the audience laughed at him :(
efhawthorne
I had a "I will kill myself if you don't come take care of me" one. That was a great time.
farticusprime
Thats borderline personality disorder
yourekillingindependentgeorge
Yeah it's a disaster. What are you gonna do? Call her bluff? But that *is* what you have to do cos its not your responsibility. Shit sucks
efhawthorne
I told her parents and best friend that she was suicidal, and then blocked her from all my social media/text. I apologized, and left.
yourekillingindependentgeorge
She had already prepared her mom with enough BS to cause her to not believe me. Or she didn't care and didn't want to admit it.. Either way.
efhawthorne
Woof. Yeah, brutal. Sometimes, it's best to run away.
ZoranKnight
I had that happen to me
klubai4
Psychological abuse is every bit as bad as physical abuse, indeed.
Sholan
Mine was stalker crazy, not lock you up in a bathroom crazy
Ohnoaginger
Ex did this, ~half of my friends didn't take it seriously. That shit was really unnerving.
Sholan
Mine spent 6 months asking why i was dating X person instead of her "Probably cause one of you doesn't follow me around?"
Ohnoaginger
Did you go pure NC or did you answer? Mine would park down the block and just sit there... Or randomly drive by... It was weird
HappyAss
Mine still is :(
wexipena
They are not far apart.
SomeDetroitGuy
Mine was punch you in the balls then break your nose crazy.
PrinceSatisfactory
mine was drink orange juice after brushing her teeth crazy
pleasedontlookatme
i have this situation right now! she is so crazy
kyrtian
Mine was "threaten to kill herself if I leave her after she cheats on me" crazy
Sholan
Hey I almost had one of those. She was just pissed off that I did and started making it out like I cheated. Too bad everyone knew
yourekillingindependentgeorge
Mine was take one of my guns and go drive somewhere and call and threaten to kill herself crazy. And that was just the tip of the iceberg..
Beng97
Dude thats exactly how my last one was, but she was doing it all for attention. Nearly ruined my life cause i cared too much.
yourekillingindependentgeorge
Yep same here.
Sholan
I'd have called the cops and then requested an officer come to my house until someone finds her. Nope that shit HARD
yourekillingindependentgeorge
Yeah they don't care most of the time because no one knows where she is. It's basically 'call us when she says that shit at home'
Sholan
"Crazy person with stolen gun" - at least a CYA in case she went on a spree instead of suicides