Freudenschade

May 18, 2015 9:13 PM

TheCrookedStep

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Sigh... Look what you made me do, you made me upvote Jeremy Kyle.

11 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 1

Jeremy Kyle may be a twat, but he's right about this not being a laughing matter.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

A broken clock is right at least twice a day.

11 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 3

at least??

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah... if everyone could just stop abusing everyone else, that'd be great.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I feel like there is a seriously high amount of male domestic violence victims on imgur, im not sure why i just get that impression somtimes

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

That's because there is a high amount of male domestic violence victims. Not as high as women, but still high.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I can look it up later, but I was reading a few days ago that of all domestic violence victims, males are in the high 40s percentage-wise.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yeah I saw that too. An estimate, of course, as these things tend to be. Too many go unreported.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Freundenschade? I think its called Schadenfreude.

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

I didn't laugh at either of them. That fucking sucks for everyone. No one should have to deal with that shit.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'd laugh. But I'm a disturbed individual

11 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 8

I'd laugh either way, but I'm a terrible person, and I know that about myself

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Found the Joker's imgur account

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As a feminist, he is 100% correct.

11 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 8

[Audience GASPS*] not "laughs" that's my bad, fam. -Closed Captions Guy

11 years ago | Likes 107 Dislikes 11

Wait, no, T, fam, calm yoself, you're only readin' the telleprompter, I typed it wrong. We good? We good. They gasps, fam. Gasps. 3story?dam

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

What the actual....

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The name of this show is "You're a violent cheat but I hope your baby's mine!" This man needs to find someone better

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

What sick fuck would laugh at that?

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Because he didn't knock her ass out. It was dumb of him not to.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

The kind of people who watch this trash & gave up a day of their life to see it "live"

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fact. I'm so fucking sick of people laughing off domestic abuse when the victim is male.

11 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 3

That host is 1000% right. Domestic abuse is horrible and it is no joke, no matter what side it's on.

11 years ago | Likes 716 Dislikes 9

Life is pain. You gotta learn how to laugh at it and yourself.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 38

wen my 6'2",200# friend confided that his 27 yr,hot female teach seduced him when he was 14, i congratulated him. he was hurt, cried for hrs

11 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 7

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11 years ago (deleted Jan 13, 2017 8:14 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

yep, you guessed it right: he was pegged, twice.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I knew it!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I'm so sorry for your friend, I wish it could've been me instead.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

that is what i told him: "wish your troubles upon myself" - what more can a friend do? but, even now, when reminded of incident, he bawls.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I would've congratulated him as well, simply because I had a teacher who I would've loved to have seduce me.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 16

you would have to get in line behind me. btw, my friend is straight, married, yet still becomes very sad when reminded of that great day.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Wow! He coulda died! THAT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS!!

11 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 3

To be fair, that's the foundation of youtube, isn't it? People getting hurt for our entertainment?

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The foundation of youtube is boobs http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/YouTube 3rd paragraph under company history.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

... well shit.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is why I need feminism.

11 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 24

You need a good comment on this post.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 7

Gender constraints hurt is all.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

it also hurts us all

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Who let the tumblr out?!

11 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 32

Shut the fuck up.

11 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 13

Fart rape is real!

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 23

Need some sauce with this pasta, please.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

http://youtu.be/B4JCWJqj9JY

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That is the only reasonable thing I have ever heard Jezza say.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He's legitimately so pissed. Immediately.

11 years ago | Likes 4072 Dislikes 6

That's pretty much every single male British TV show host...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

?1

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

He looks like jack baur there. "Where did you hide him?!" "I don-" "WHERE IS HE?!?!? *waves grenade around menacingly*"

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Well, that's kind of how day time tv works, so, congrats on the steady employment i guess.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Why wouldn't you be?! What the bleeding hell is wrong with that audience?

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

It's Jeremy Kyle, he's always pissed.

11 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 1

In both respects

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

That's his secret.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

There is a difference in UK pissed and US pissed. One feels like they are politely asking you to stfu, the other you contemplate running.

11 years ago | Likes 311 Dislikes 13

you forgot drunk

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

From uk. Don't know what you mean.

11 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

as in drunk? because getting pissed in the uk is getting drunk in the uk.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I was hoping this would be a drinking joke

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There's also a difference that in the UK being "pissed" means being drunk.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But whose is whose?

11 years ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 0

Which one has the gun?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 7

UK pissed = drunk

11 years ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 4

Hey, dans pissed after 1 larger. What a light weight or you're such a piss head it's not even 12 and you're on the vodka

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I feel more intimidated by polite and fuming britts.

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Angels run when a good man goes to war - Doctor Who

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

US pissed = angry

11 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 4

actually pissed is used to describe being angry and/or drunk in the uk. it's just a matter of context in which it is used.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Dude Stacy broke up with me I'm so pissed

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Who would laugh at something like that, regardless of the victim's sex? Oh, you were hospitalized? Hahahaha!

11 years ago | Likes 1730 Dislikes 5

I would.....

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

tbh its a very British thing to laugh at someone being hurt

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Jeremy Kyle audience members. They're more scummy than the people on the show.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, my first thought was, "why are they laughing? Did I miss something?"

11 years ago | Likes 186 Dislikes 0

I assumed it was a joke put in by the gif maker. Guess not.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Has anyone considered the show might actually just have one of those "laugh now" blinking screens for the audience?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They don't generally do that in the UK and as this is not a sit-com they definitely don't

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe he's on the set of The Big Bang Theory?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The sorts of bottom feeders that would go and see a show like this filmed live.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Physical/sexual assault on men is often used for comedic effect on TV and in movies. Our culture is sick.

11 years ago | Likes 226 Dislikes 8

Not really our culture. Most of the world is like that still.

11 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

I laughed at something like that once. It was Christopher Titus talking about his ex in his comedy program. He wanted me to laugh.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The sort of shit who watch his show

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

first thought was, you jumped on your own accord and injured yourself? split second later my mind pieced it together. If woman no split sec

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Maybe the guy with that card that tells the audience what noise to make messed up

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People from Stoke on Trent probably.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Or Aberdeen haha

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Its always like that. When a Woman beats up a guy its funny but when he defends himself she is the victim

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

I laughed at a dead baby/ abortion joke earlier today from 4chan.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ladder and nearly stepping on a black cat. You can't REALLY see the pain, so its funny. The moment you see that pain, you empathize with(3)

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

as they can and then landing in a dumpster. Its in black and white. They pop out a second later and limp off before stumbling under a(2)

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

Jeremy Kyle audience. Do not expect much...

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

At first I thought it was like those nervous laughs when you feel horrible and awkward and you don't know how to react.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Well you have to Charlie Chaplin this if you're going to laugh at both genders. Step back. Imagine someone flapping like a bird as hard(1)

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

Well… _I_ laughed because I thought he was an idiot. Why would you jump off a 3 story building before just breaking down the door / wall?

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Human compassion drops depending on how many steps removed the object is. Internet anonymity is an example of this.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

it and the humor dies. That, by the way, is courtesy of Rube from Dead Like Me(4)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

https://youtu.be/VKgwczruOSQ Talk show audience and hosts crack up over man mutilated by his wife. Laughs again when forced to apologize.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

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11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Jesus fucking Christ

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Listen to them cackling....... freaking jackals. That is NOT funny in any context.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There is some female-hosted talk show clip I saw where the hosts laughed about a guy getting his dick chopped off by his girlfriend.

11 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 1

If you think that is funny you're just an awful person, period.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

he didnt say it was funny

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I think he said that because in the show they were laughing at it.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

https://youtu.be/muuFygvXPAM

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I thought I could find the dark humour in it, but I was cringing in disgust the whole time. Glad they apologized about it a week later.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sweet jesus what the fuck. "I don't know why he filed for divorce, what the circumstances were..." SHE CUT OFF HIS DICK

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Wow...that's just disgusting.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Wow that's all just beyond fucked up...even in her "apology" she was laughing too hard to say it herself

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

See...America's funniest home movies, jackass, youtube, etc ...the media is training us to laugh at other people's pain.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Other men's pain, no? Jackass have women these days?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

the home video ones only show whre nobody gets seruiously hurt, people laugh then because they know no harm done

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Tosh.0, on the other hand....

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

... is amazing!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I've been in the audience for tv show, I guarantee you there's a guy with a prompt card holding it up for the audience telling them to laugh

11 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 9

American or UK? 'cuz for most american shows, the audience goes to shows they know pander to them. they know their demographic well.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rarely in the UK, also not on Kyle's show, he just attracts worthless shits.

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

this is Jeremy Kyle. Not something erudite

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

I don't understand why the audience laughed at this? I didn't find that funny at all...

11 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 2

I think it's like the Jerry Springer show. They clap at some messed up shit too

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I didn't read [audience laughs] and assumed it said [audience gasps] and wondered why the presenter started ranting...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it is when you realize there was a working phone in the flat, and he could have just called for help.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

yeah just like abused women do all the time, call people and ask for help. ..oh, wait.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think there's a difference between sustained abuse, and a specific incident. Dude wanted to get out, but went about it foolishly.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Help hardly comes for male victims.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1)because some people just suck 2) his audiences are the fucking WORST. They're like Jerry Springer audiences but think they're not.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's because the thought of a woman abusing a man in a relationship is treated as a joke in our culture.

11 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

Either that or the image of someone jumping off a third story building is a bit funny.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 9

Jeremy Kyle is an exploitative show that profits off disturbed or misfortunate people. Bad as some of the guests are, the people who 1/2

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

2/2 make up the audience are the REAL assholes, ultimately, since they treat these people who need help like they're zoo animals.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This is 100% fucking right

11 years ago | Likes 11006 Dislikes 33

TBH i would have laughed even if it was a women... i never said i wasnt a horrible person

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 7

The fucking is hardly necessary.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SERIOUSLY! I'm glad this is getting more attn. I would like to believe not everyone was laughing in the audience, because that's just gross.

11 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 1

9095 points... Woah!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A-F#ucking-men!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Absofuckinglutely.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

100

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

BUT! but but Patriarchy!!!

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 25

"Men's Rights Activists"

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 20

i can see the anger on his face

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You got more upvotes from 1 comment than I have from 3 years of imguring. I'm sad. I need ice cream and sex, and I'm all out of pussy.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jeremy Kyle is still a cunt.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 6

How is that a gif, it's a .jpg lol

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

I'll explain:

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Seems about right.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Whatthefuck.gif

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Problem is that femenists also can't care about it. They still view domestic violence being a male crime.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

Feminists care quite a lot about it. Jackasses that hate men and call themselves feminists even though they don't understand feminism don't.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

Yes, this. So much this. Thank you.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

The problem is that they get so much media attention. Sarkeesian destroys any respect gamers can have for feminism. Still media attention.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

If gamers can figure out the difference between their ass and a hole in the ground, then they should be able to figure this out . Not hard.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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11 years ago (deleted Jul 28, 2016 1:37 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

lol, ok, calm down there spooky skeleton

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 4

I find it very difficult to take someone seriously when they use the word "patriarchy". The U.S. is most certainly not a patriarchy.

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 3

You don't believe gender norms are the root of all male and female issues?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 15

Patriarchy =/= gender norms, and I have no idea how you ever thought it was.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

yes it does equal that, except it's acknowledging male gender norms are simultaneously insulting to women.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 12

but from your other comment you refuse to accept that. (even though "throw like a girl" and "pussy" and "bitch" prove my point)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 11

as if i'm getting DV. feminism is not the cause of male issues, my god we're trying to help u https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hc45-ptHMxo

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 15

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11 years ago (deleted Nov 17, 2015 4:50 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

well if you would watch the video that tackles 2 out of 4 of those issues.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

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11 years ago (deleted Nov 17, 2015 4:51 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

gap, or mens parental rights(lack there of), or the custody gap? How is any of that going to get fixed? Just smash the gender roles

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

and everything will fix its self? Everything that can go wrong with a guy is "the fault of the patriarchy" it seems, or AKA victim blaming.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No one is saying it is. You are getting downvoted because you tried to say this guy is a victim of "the patriarchy"

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

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11 years ago (deleted Jul 28, 2016 1:42 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

What "feminine traits" do you think he has that are being laughed at?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I think societal gender norms are societal gender norms, not a misused buzzword.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

What, exactly, do you define the patriarchy as?

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 6

Societal gender norms with feminine qualities as inferior and masculine as ideal (which harms both men and women)

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 12

So in this particular situation, where a man is being abused by a woman, the woman is still the real victim?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No not at all. Where are you getting that from? I'm saying the reason people dont often view men as victims is because of this disparity

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

NO. Ofc the man is the real victim. They're laughing, because he's obviously not masculine enough to resist a weak, feminine woman. 1/2

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If masculine qualities are ideal, why are masculine women looked down upon?

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

they aren't by women, only by men. hence the word 'bossy' 'shrill' etc to describe female leaders. It's about 'emasculation'.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

but the worst thing is that at first the audience is laughing and after being lectured they applaud. Ridiculous

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Maybe they saw the error of their ways and clapped in acknowledgement?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it's almost as if it's staged!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Doesn't sound like most of them laughed.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

did you think people with a brain goes on those shows as audience?

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Hah people, he thinks they're people, psh

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Except it's Schadenfreude, not Freudenschade

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 4

"freudenschade" is an invented English word to mean sorrow at another person's success

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

It's reversed bc the shoe is on the other foot

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

110%

11 years ago | Likes 364 Dislikes 7

So right it's even a bit left too

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just up voted all percentages

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

100% of them?

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yep.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

110% of them?

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

120%

11 years ago | Likes 186 Dislikes 4

130%

11 years ago | Likes 163 Dislikes 5

139.5%

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

150%

11 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 3

180%

11 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

420%

11 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 4

419.99%

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

140%

11 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

THANK YOU!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

150%

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

131%

11 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 4

Sold.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well that was unexpected

11 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

131.5%

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

You're closest without going over.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It should be schadenfreude -laughing at other misfortune. Freudenschade = sorrow or displeasure from someone doing good or succeeding.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

The point is that if it were the other way around...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a German: never heard of Freudenschade.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It would probably be erfolgtraurigkeit, freudenschade sounds like an english invention - although it rolls off the tongue better...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Correct. We tend to like to butcher another languages word when we make it our own. "Idn't" that right/

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, English invention. We like to butcher and change words a lot.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jeremy Kyle can be a real asshole sometimes, but shit like this makes me respect him regardless. The guy gets it.

11 years ago | Likes 294 Dislikes 18

I think his cancer battle humanised him more. Still don't watch his show.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

He and Gordon Ramsay are spirit cousins.

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Gets ratings. I walked in and saw this programme. Spent ten minutes wondering where humanity had went so wrong. So many horrible people.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

It makes you feel good about yourself though

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Honestly, not really. It frustrates me that such a powerful medium is being squandered so readily for quick bucks and ego trips all round.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

(Source: my partner's cousin used to be a producer)

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes! I heard they're told what to wear and believe the show is on their side before Jeremy humiliates them.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Horrible people that get a free bar (including alcoholics) the night before, and are frequently provoked in the run-up to the show.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

http://youtu.be/B4JCWJqj9JY sauce

11 years ago | Likes 171 Dislikes 0

Gracias amigo

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this the British version of Maury?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

commenting so i can find this again later

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79XXPGMowSA Another.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good lord Jeremy's acting like he's some superior moral compass. "Oh he must not care about his kids because he didn't call my show first."

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuck you, now I've been stuck on jeremy kyle for three hours...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As an American, I can just barely understand the victim's accent.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I know, right? It sounds like he's swallowing his tongue...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Must not be an engineering student. We get Russians to teach us Calc 2.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As I was reading comments on the YouTube, they were disabled. All just disappeared.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Came on Imgur for distraction....got distracted by Jeremy Kyle clips for damn near 2 hours!!!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this like British Jerry Springer?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

That is exactly what it is.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The same audience that laughed at a man breaking his bones 20 seconds ago applauds him when he calls them on their shit

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I almost exclusively hear women laugh. They think it's funny.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Put hand through wall due to anger, and when questioned says "I'd rather that than hit her." And that is how you be an adult.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i just noticed tat youtube has been changed

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Totally worth the full view

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

is there any way to find the whole episode? I'm curious to see her reaction throughout it all

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

mmm that's some good sauce

11 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

I underestimated the amount of British. Good Sauce.

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

First they laugh. Then the host says the truth and everyone is clapping. What a bunch if twats

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

this really made me sad... Society of hypocrites

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

wow

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I like how they laugh and then clap after he criticized them haha

11 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

Only a few dopes laughed, probably nervously too

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Aside from that one maniacal cackle.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was his brother Steve. He was actually the one who locked him in. Classic Steve.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Well I think there are more that 10 people in the room, so the ones who lauged didn't necessarily clap...

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

In these shows, the audience is usually told when to applaud.

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

somehow i have a feeling the audience was asked to laughed so he could say that. But it's a good way to pass the message.

11 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 8

I doubt it

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't think so. If you listen closely it's only a portion of the audience laughing, especially at first. Canned reactions aren't like that

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I dunno I can see your point but why would they laugh in the first place? Seeing the world as a strawman isn't the best idea.

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

because its a tabloid tv show

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sometime they tell the crowd how to act. Maybe its the case here. Like the applauses can be control that way.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

This is true. With those, laugh or applaud signs. They would have had to plan it out earlier in advance or a laugh track or something

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

during break they could also explain to the crowd why they will laugh and stuff like that. In one word: MEDIA! :D

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

jeremy kyle is a piece of shit and his show is exploitative drivel...but he makes a fair point here.

11 years ago | Likes 2252 Dislikes 38

Well said. It really irritates me that he keeps saying mildly sensible and respectable things. It proves he knows what he's doing is wrong.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Sure the shows main aim is to make us laugh at peoples problems,but when its something serious he treats it as such. He does have some class

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

For this example I'll allow it.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Yep yep. Human bear baiting.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As much as I hate everything aboutchim, he gained a small modicum of respect from me for that statement.

11 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

but only the tiniest because he's still a shitty exploitive person. I know his ex wife is his ex but she says he's guilty of many of the 1/2

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

things he accuses people of on his show. She can't fathom that he was picked to host it

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yeah i think he is a compleat cunt too. but i will give him his due, he does hate domesic abuse on bothn men and women. still a prick tho

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I think I've watched a few too many panel shows. I've never seen Jeremy Kyle, am American, and agree with you completely on all points.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

it's kinda like the british version of something like maury/steve wilkos...if the only people he had on were trailer trash.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sooo.... Jerry Springer?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...he had the bizarre. jeremy kyle goes for the dregs. kyle has on stereotypical british trash essentially. no teeth, addicts, tracksuits.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's my point, I've consumed so many british comedians, BBC panel shows and the like, that I know what you mean. A bit like Jerry Springer

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

jerry springer had the bizarre on his show,kyle has stereotypical british trash. no teeth, tracksuit wearing, can barely talk etc.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

True, the Maury comparison was probably more apt. My point was that, thanks to Jimmy Carr, Bill Bailey, etc... I got the reference.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just wanted to upvote this because I have never before seen the word "drivel" in casual conversation. +1

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I said almost the same thing and I got downvoted dozens of times, haha. =P

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just about every talk show is 'exploitative drivel' to some degree or another, but occasionally, very rarely, do they make a good point.

11 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

"Talk" show, that's funny. Have you ever seen it? He spends more time shouting at all of his guests than he does talking.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Quite a few of his shows put people in the help they need if they are willing to do so, just watch a few of his shows and you'll see.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know he means business when he sits on the steps.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have no idea - I have never seen him before, but I know the idiots on this side of the pond. They are all fairly worthless.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rf9MfDq7X9g - this lady is reunited with her dad and half sister, its things like this that make jezza great

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why is he a piece of shit? Just because you don't like his way of doing things?

11 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 19

i like how another commenter put it, "human bear baiting" i think sums it up nicely. i think his show exploits those that are on it.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How? He helps them with lie detectors, drug tests, dna tests etc. The guests may not be able to afford it otherwise

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why is this down voted??!!

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He's a British Jerry Springer, if you're American.

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

this explains plenty

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

ShaggyUK mate

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Isn't Jerry Springer all set up though?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What if I'm American and this doesn't explain anything for me?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

he's more of a maury. springer had the bizarre on. kyle has the stereotypical british trash. no teeth, tracksuits, barely able to speak etc.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's nothing like Jerry Springer. All the the people on Jezza Kyle show are real

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wouldn't you agree that there is something ethically disturbing in making money by airing people's serious life problems on national TV?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If people are willing to do so I can't see a problem with it. If people find it ethically disturbing than they shouldn't watch the show

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't need to watch the show to hate him. Many of the people he quizzes don't have the education to know he's made them a laughing stock.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a bit silly of you then. I'm sure they do, please dont presume they're idiots

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I get the whole "we revhelping them fix their lives" but isn t the show really about the viewers having a sense of superiority?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes. Jeremy belittles and humiliates them whilst the audience laughs. Then he tells them they're scum and leaves them to the counsellors.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The new Louie episode deals with this. Where Louie gets beat up by a woman and everyone laughs it off, including his daughters. (s05e04)

11 years ago | Likes 303 Dislikes 3

Wasn't there an episode of Louie where he gets raped and nobody cares?

11 years ago | Likes 139 Dislikes 0

There is one where after he just gotten head a woman is a bit pushy about him returning the favor, but it didn't really come off as rape.

11 years ago | Likes 83 Dislikes 4

There is one where after *she* had been eaten out a *dude* got pushy about *her* returning the favor, but it didn't really come off as rape.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

He didn't want to perform a sexual act with her, she coerced him into doing it. Isn't that rape?

11 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 2

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11 years ago (deleted May 19, 2015 11:38 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

According to the definitions of today, absolutely. If he did not give clear consent throughout, it's rape.

11 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 2

Sorry if I sound ignorant because I haven't seen it, but there's a very definite difference between "being a bit pushy" and "rape."

11 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 9

Not reaalllly? The point is that while she was being manipulative, he still could have stopped at anytime. She wasn't physically forcing him

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 10

I have recently learned that Louis CK likes to masturbate in front of women without their consent.

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 47

if i remember right this is from his show and was meant to mock the person he was talking to on FOX news, in other words, not real.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Google it.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

idk why this is being downvoted, seems to be common knowledge in the standup world. +1

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

I just read about this the other day too. INCREDIBLY disheartening. :( And sorry you're being downvoted for no reason.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

I don't believe you.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

Google it.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't believe you, got a source?

11 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 3

this happened...on his show.words of a character don't necessarily reflect the views of the writer. plus it was a reducto ad absurdum attack

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

hmmm it's from gawker...trustworthy source?

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

A) Sourcing Gawker < sourcing Wikipedia. B) In this article, Gawker sources themselves. C) They source the anon's shaky 2nd hand story.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Google it.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jeremy Kyle is a nasty piece of shit who takes advantage of the less fortunate for his own gain. Fuck him, and fuck his exploitative show.

11 years ago | Likes 290 Dislikes 60

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11 years ago (deleted May 19, 2015 1:48 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

He cultivates an audience based on the lowest denominators and then reacts indignant when they act poorly. He's right, but it's hypocrisy.

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Not to mention that these twits are fed free alcohol (including alcoholics) the night before, and prodded with a stick until they crack.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why the hell would you say that?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

fuck them. Its always the kind of people that are on his show that watch it.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not always. A lot of people enjoy watching the 'Jeremy Kyle scum' to make themselves feel better about their boring lives.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

just as many are the idiots that go on his show.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I agree. Fuck that guy.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Preach!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh, you mean like ALL these TV shows? No other show like this is any different. They're all shit, exploiting people and creating stupid ppl

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

They all have problems, but some are very much worse than others.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

They are all exploitative, but Kyle has a particularly nasty approach.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I agree with this... but I do also agree with what he said in the gif

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So do I. Even nasty people can make accurate statements. I just don't want people thinking he's always right.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's not his show, he's just the host. You might as well be saying "Walmart is a shit-hole. FUCK THE GREETERS".

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Given that one of his regular lines is "Look whose name is up there", I don't think the show would continue if he quit.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Jeremy kyle's the fucking boyo. Prime time day time tv m8. It makes you feel normal as fuck compared. Although I do agree with you.

11 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 9

I'm not sure I'd want to feel 'normal' at the expense of a few simpletons who have been provoked into acting daft.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

True, but they're signing themselves up to go on and getting paid for it. It's not like he's out on the street with a net.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But some of the peoplw are clearly very vulnerable. Lots of young kids and people who appear to have learning difficulties. Its wrong

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

are you from the north east?

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Did ye just fire shots at me pint?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

.....yes :( haha

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

thought i recognised the speak, im from teesside

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

haha no way! yo man :D

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(The fact that he's making a reasonable point here doesn't change that)

11 years ago | Likes 233 Dislikes 17

His cuntiness notwithstanding, if he's right, he's right. Not to acknowledge it is just simple ad hominem arguing.

11 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 8

Yeah, when Jeremy Kyle isn't wrong, he's right :|

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Except in this case it's important to not let the weasel get any false respect. He's a peddler of human meanness and disgust.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but it's not that hard to accept that he's a cock, but one who's correct on this one instance. At least, it's not that hard for me.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm not making the personal attack to minimise his point. I'm making it because he doesn't deserve any positive publicity at all.

11 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 14

A good point is a good point, no matter who says it. If it was Hitler saying this, I'd say "Hitler makes a good point about this".

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

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11 years ago (deleted Apr 14, 2017 5:45 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Of course. But you wouldn't want people who didn't know him to assume that Hitler always made good points, would you?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Sauce me bruh

11 years ago | Likes 199 Dislikes 6

Alfredo? Marinara? Carbonera? Vodka Sauce? Wtf do you want!?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do you know the full episode number?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

thank

11 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

You

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

welc

11 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

no prob

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's schadenfreude....

11 years ago | Likes 121 Dislikes 26

That's more "americas funniest home videos" than "domestic abuse" though.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

watching a vegetarian being told they just ate chicken!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Or watching a frat boy realize just what he put his dick in.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Umm...play on the word maybe? You know, throwing shade.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Woosh.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Apparently it's 'sposed to be an antonym. envy at others success, rather than joy at their failure. Made up word, slang english not german.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Ah I didn't know that, was confused, too. Thanks!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

was searching for that comment

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Same!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

the joke is that if it was the other way around...

11 years ago | Likes 83 Dislikes 2

Ohhh I missed it too. Thanks fam.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The joke, he missed it. Amirite?

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

NICHT LUSTIG

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

jk, I didn't get the joke at first but now it's funny.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

But freudenschade isn't a german word...

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

It's a made up word. I think OP got the wrong word from Urban Dictionary and used it. The only correct version is Schadenfreude (English).

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So. Misery out of the joy of others?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There's a word-ish for that in English, though. Killjoy.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think that's the opposite. Joy out of the misery of others. Which... would I guess be where we started from.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not really, a killjoy is someone who deliberately 'kills the joy' of others, but is not necessarily miserable due to their joy.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's why I said ish.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah this is exactly the kind of bullshit that shouldn't be happening anymore. I sympathize with that guy 100%. Yes I've had a crazy ex.

11 years ago | Likes 4890 Dislikes 19

Me too man

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Read that as "yes I've had crazy sex"

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That too.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

damn, i feel fad for this guy too. i never had to deal with a crazy ex, but ive seen what happens to my sister after a break up

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me too, not near locking me up type thing. But verbal and physical.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read "yes I've had crazy sex" as if that have you credibility.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah that too.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My brother's ex broke down the door he was hiding behind.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Guys are like this too... That audience response is just appalling and I don't think representative of most people.

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 7

In my experience, it is representative of most people. People are sexist dickbags.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

And in my experience, people are more sexist towards womenvin general, and guys on sites like this just like to bitch.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

In my experience it is quite the opposite. But I live in the Northeast so I dont experience the sexism in the South or midwest.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

In your experience men are assaulted more and treated with less respect? According to imgur, men are opressed and women have it easier.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

I am a lady and I sympathize with him completely. Scary exes are no joke, regardless of gender or sexual orientation.

11 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 1

Yep. Doesn't matter the gender. Crazy is fucking scary.

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Mine was flick a switch beat down mode crazy.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Yeah there was an element of that with mine as well. But it was mostly verbal/emotional abuse

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

110%

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I remember reading about a guy who was being abused by his GF, she would pour boiling water down his legs and beat him with ash trays 1>

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

she also ran up hundreds of grand of debt in his name and he reached out for help and no one gave a shit because he was a man it wasn't 2>

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

until a neighbour heard screams from the flat and called the police and they found him half dead and in a police man took him by the hand 3>

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

and said 'you never have to go back in this house again' and he said he broke down crying. ALL domestic violence needs to be taken seriously

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

please tell me he didnt have to pay for the debt she racked up

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Mine stabbed me in the head after her friend kicked in my door. I pinned her arm behind her back because I was TERRIFIED.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I went to jail for it. I still have the scar.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

she also used to force me to have sex with her, resulting in my 16 year old. No one believes me.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I have a crazy ex husband who thinks I'm a crazy ex wife.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah my ex convinced her whole family I hit her, among other things. She was pretty manipulative.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

i have a crazy fucking baby daddy who thinks im a crazy baby mama and its like, no. you're still OBSESSED with me and it's been 5 years.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My ex not only thinks I still want him but convinced his wife that I still want him and she parades around like his trophy wife. LMAO

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My ex can't hold a stable relationship. It's amazing to watch them go up in flames. He's just... A shitty person. Seriously.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My ex molds himself to be exactly what she wants him to be. This time though he found someone who doesn't want kids, he wants 7.....

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My ex is a shitty person because he lies and has to keep up in the lies. It's really pathetic but he will get his sooner or later.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm hoping he cheats on her with some 22 year old that wants a really big family. LMAO! His wife is a huge thorn in my side. KARMA

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm just going to sit back and watch how this one pans out. They've been together 7 years now. I know he's wanting children by now

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My ex came over once right after we broke up and stole all my pillows and blankets while I hid in my closet. Just so I'd have to call her

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

I would have called the police and bought myself new shit and changes my locks. That shit isn't cute.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

A 110 lb female with a baseball bat can mess you up as much as a 230 lb guy

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Or a frying pan.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Psychological strongholds work just as well as physical ones. Most of us don't cope very well with threats from loved ones.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Me too! She used to threaten me with her friends that would come kill my mom's dog if I ever broke up with her. Terrible BJs too.

11 years ago | Likes 114 Dislikes 3

Sorry it was a lose lose situation

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

she took my virginity, so there's that.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Get it back from her

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

dont stick it in crazy man...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that would require talking to her. fuck that shit. I would rather summon the devil. probably have a better outcome too.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't think this is about an ex.... It says "when I came out." I'm assuming his mom or something, because he's gay.

11 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 9

when you* but still, same thing

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

When you cam out, meaning on the show, he says it a lot.

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Yeah, I was thinking/wondering the same.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

If you watch the original video it's definitely his ex.

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Ah, point taken. Weird phrasing out of context lol

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

http://youtu.be/B4JCWJqj9JY sauce

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This is so incredibly sad. It hurts me that the audience laughed at him :(

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I had a "I will kill myself if you don't come take care of me" one. That was a great time.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Thats borderline personality disorder

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Yeah it's a disaster. What are you gonna do? Call her bluff? But that *is* what you have to do cos its not your responsibility. Shit sucks

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I told her parents and best friend that she was suicidal, and then blocked her from all my social media/text. I apologized, and left.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

She had already prepared her mom with enough BS to cause her to not believe me. Or she didn't care and didn't want to admit it.. Either way.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Woof. Yeah, brutal. Sometimes, it's best to run away.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had that happen to me

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Psychological abuse is every bit as bad as physical abuse, indeed.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mine was stalker crazy, not lock you up in a bathroom crazy

11 years ago | Likes 169 Dislikes 0

Ex did this, ~half of my friends didn't take it seriously. That shit was really unnerving.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mine spent 6 months asking why i was dating X person instead of her "Probably cause one of you doesn't follow me around?"

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did you go pure NC or did you answer? Mine would park down the block and just sit there... Or randomly drive by... It was weird

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mine still is :(

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They are not far apart.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mine was punch you in the balls then break your nose crazy.

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

mine was drink orange juice after brushing her teeth crazy

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

i have this situation right now! she is so crazy

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Mine was "threaten to kill herself if I leave her after she cheats on me" crazy

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hey I almost had one of those. She was just pissed off that I did and started making it out like I cheated. Too bad everyone knew

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mine was take one of my guns and go drive somewhere and call and threaten to kill herself crazy. And that was just the tip of the iceberg..

11 years ago | Likes 89 Dislikes 0

Dude thats exactly how my last one was, but she was doing it all for attention. Nearly ruined my life cause i cared too much.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Yep same here.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'd have called the cops and then requested an officer come to my house until someone finds her. Nope that shit HARD

11 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 1

Yeah they don't care most of the time because no one knows where she is. It's basically 'call us when she says that shit at home'

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

"Crazy person with stolen gun" - at least a CYA in case she went on a spree instead of suicides

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0