Cream of the crop (old phone dump)

Nov 30, 2021 3:48 AM

stonetemplefox05

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The real LGBT is always in the comments

Boom.

I'm a little concerned that I skipped straight to the green oval

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Red penguin: the sideways newspaper "gayness" gag didn't get me lol I read it normally | Blue penguin: I'm gay..

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#23 How to cook crack, and clean a crab?

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#47 That stupid image bothers me so much

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#20 joke's on u. I tilted my phone

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I did neither. Do I need to come out as straight now?

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#28 Dead whales, probably.

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Should’ve put #4 at the end because I skipped down to see if anyone mentioned it in the comments and now I’m skipping the rest of the dump.

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#40 The others are also Roald Dahl.

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#8 is from an old College Humor video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xV7Ha3VDbzE

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#2 It's not?

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No, it's "let's get breakfast together, Queen". Or Qing. I don't know, i'm bad at english... Anyway, breakfast ? I have croissants...

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EVERY time I see the first meme with the firefighter, I think about his crew OBLITERATING him for failing to put on his suspenders.

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First off, how dare you. Second, fuck you. Third, how fucking dare you.

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#27 You're not the boss of me now.

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And you're not so big

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Life is unfair

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#4 I really didn't expect to be called out like this today...

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I WANNA READ THE CAT NEWSPAPER!! (please and thank you.)

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I rise to the top... I never eat a pig, cause a pig is a cop...

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#40 what am I missing?

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Nothing. I just thought Gene Wilder and grandpa Joe looked great on IMDb the last time I watched willy Wonka.

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I love this answer.

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#20 Fuck you, I tilted the phone like an intellectual

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I read it without doing anything different…

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#2 Well she's not wrong.

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#5 Wood chipper beats all.

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#4 you bastard you got me

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Same

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I totally fell for that and also I guess I've got the gayness from a couple images down from that one. I don't think I have time for both.

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[i_took_that_personally.jpg]

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Right?!?!? Spot on

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i felt so attacked

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“I bet it’s just a bunch of things I know I already do. I’ll just skip to the last one … son of a bitch.”

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It's so true. I hate it.

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What does it mean if I skipped reading the entire content and only looked at it after reading the comments

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Got me too but that's not ADHD, it's just the regular CBF.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I had to google what that means, in the UK we say Can't Be Arsed or CBA.

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I also suffer from a severe case of CBF

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#20 Yay, I am not gay, but people have called me weird for being able to read text from any angle

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They already know what's at the bottom of the ocean. Why do you think they're trying so hard to go into space?

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There is water at the bottom of the ocean.

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under the water, carrying the water!

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Iä, iä!

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#28 rocks

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Especially her thumbnail...

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Yeah it does!

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It's plastic bags

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Lots of basalt.

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#10 this could actaully be a great show. Love-hate relationships between a real estate agents and a ghost in a house he/she trying to sell.

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There’s an amazing Nathan for You episode like this but it’s nonfiction

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"Casper, twenty years later", with Christina Ricci

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When I was in college, we called an ornithologist drunkely and asked if a duck breaks a leg will it drown or swim in circles. 1/

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He informed us that we had asked the first stupid question in the history of mankind and hung up.

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#25 got me.

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sames

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I saw this like 2 days ago and it still got me :/

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#3 I still don't get this

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The idea is that “poetry” can look like “pottery” to a dyslexic.

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Ahhhhh, thank you sir!!

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Can someone explain the seashell one?

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"She sells sea shells at a sea shore." It's an English tongue twister.

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Its "Sally sells seashells by the seashore"

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A right bit saturated market

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haha this guy doesnt know how to use the 3 sea shells

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Fuck, shit, bitch, asshole, pussy. No need for them now.

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It's like a little house that sea animals live in, gives them protection.

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, but that’s not important right now.

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Now please explain the three seashells.

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