stonetemplefox05
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The real LGBT is always in the comments
Boom.
CongoRanger
I'm a little concerned that I skipped straight to the green oval
OliverKlosof
Red penguin: the sideways newspaper "gayness" gag didn't get me lol I read it normally | Blue penguin: I'm gay..
LiterallyLordSatan
#23 How to cook crack, and clean a crab?
Justtoberight
#47 That stupid image bothers me so much
AvidGamerShkunk
#20 joke's on u. I tilted my phone
Level16
I did neither. Do I need to come out as straight now?
BenjyX55
#28 Dead whales, probably.
BearRaid
Should’ve put #4 at the end because I skipped down to see if anyone mentioned it in the comments and now I’m skipping the rest of the dump.
Syovere
#40 The others are also Roald Dahl.
NowDoThatVoodooThatYouDo
#8 is from an old College Humor video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xV7Ha3VDbzE
TheEvenPrez
#2 It's not?
Fckipstypograph
No, it's "let's get breakfast together, Queen". Or Qing. I don't know, i'm bad at english... Anyway, breakfast ? I have croissants...
fugue042
EVERY time I see the first meme with the firefighter, I think about his crew OBLITERATING him for failing to put on his suspenders.
Marwick42
First off, how dare you. Second, fuck you. Third, how fucking dare you.
emberree
#27 You're not the boss of me now.
opossumposse
And you're not so big
unencumberedbythethoughtprocess
Life is unfair
TheBigCheese146
#4 I really didn't expect to be called out like this today...
b0tticelliw0man
I WANNA READ THE CAT NEWSPAPER!! (please and thank you.)
pigoverthere
BrianMMXIX
I rise to the top... I never eat a pig, cause a pig is a cop...
dukegonzo
#40 what am I missing?
stonetemplefox05
Nothing. I just thought Gene Wilder and grandpa Joe looked great on IMDb the last time I watched willy Wonka.
TheDivineMissEm
I love this answer.
MegaBase
#20 Fuck you, I tilted the phone like an intellectual
tgkaze
I read it without doing anything different…
lddiaz
#2 Well she's not wrong.
TheKoolAidMans
#5 Wood chipper beats all.
PhyshStycc
#4 you bastard you got me
tooomanystevesgotbanned
Same
DoomSquirter
I totally fell for that and also I guess I've got the gayness from a couple images down from that one. I don't think I have time for both.
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
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SeriouslyWhosDownvotingThis
Right?!?!? Spot on
SensitiveShiori
i felt so attacked
PTFCMcGee
“I bet it’s just a bunch of things I know I already do. I’ll just skip to the last one … son of a bitch.”
schlockchurch
It's so true. I hate it.
delitescency
What does it mean if I skipped reading the entire content and only looked at it after reading the comments
vanfem
Got me too but that's not ADHD, it's just the regular CBF.
Nikolai5
I had to google what that means, in the UK we say Can't Be Arsed or CBA.
bumblebeezzz
I also suffer from a severe case of CBF
FractalB
IndianCowboy
#20 Yay, I am not gay, but people have called me weird for being able to read text from any angle
Tarelgeth
They already know what's at the bottom of the ocean. Why do you think they're trying so hard to go into space?
baudkarma
There is water at the bottom of the ocean.
TomBrokaw
under the water, carrying the water!
Icanhearwhatyouresayingandtheanswerisno
Iä, iä!
FuzzBall87
#28 rocks
Icanhearwhatyouresayingandtheanswerisno
Especially her thumbnail...
stonetemplefox05
Yeah it does!
RoseNoire66613
It's plastic bags
FjordFiskursson
Lots of basalt.
stewartthehuman
JericoJones23
#10 this could actaully be a great show. Love-hate relationships between a real estate agents and a ghost in a house he/she trying to sell.
chingchongexcon
There’s an amazing Nathan for You episode like this but it’s nonfiction
Fckipstypograph
"Casper, twenty years later", with Christina Ricci
naughtyrev
When I was in college, we called an ornithologist drunkely and asked if a duck breaks a leg will it drown or swim in circles. 1/
naughtyrev
He informed us that we had asked the first stupid question in the history of mankind and hung up.
NotTheSameAnymore
#25 got me.
bettiebettiebobettie
sames
uzetaab
I saw this like 2 days ago and it still got me :/
mufasa1028
#3 I still don't get this
Pikkupanda
The idea is that “poetry” can look like “pottery” to a dyslexic.
mufasa1028
Ahhhhh, thank you sir!!
latchkeyleather
Can someone explain the seashell one?
ccccaaaa
"She sells sea shells at a sea shore." It's an English tongue twister.
mufasa1028
Its "Sally sells seashells by the seashore"
forResearchPurposesOnly
A right bit saturated market
TheMonkeysAngst
haha this guy doesnt know how to use the 3 sea shells
pigoverthere
latchkeyleather
Fuck, shit, bitch, asshole, pussy. No need for them now.
opossumposse
It's like a little house that sea animals live in, gives them protection.
Icanhearwhatyouresayingandtheanswerisno
, but that’s not important right now.
BrockEffingSamson
Now please explain the three seashells.
pigoverthere