Gyinagal
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I haven’t dated anyone since high school so this was a big thing for me. We’re in a GroupMe together and we’ve been doing a lot of flirting. I’ve been wanting to get to know this girl better for a few months now and last night I finally gave her my number. She actually texted me first and we had a short conversation, but now I don’t know what to say.
FP Edit: send me your favorite joke.
djpj
"The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"
MrLunas
So... you married yet?
thevoicebehindthebarrier
"Tits or gtfo"
MrWiggleBottom
“Send nudes”
gerf
Watch this, I can get to the frontpage of one of the biggest site on the internet.
ThatIsFalseSir
Send her memes, bitches love memes
GirlInABearCostume
or sticks. bitches love sticks.
imoneofthoseaquaticanimalsthatdriftsfacefirstintoaglasswall
Or toast, bitches love toast.
Burdenhand
JasonInKS
See if she'd like to go out for a Coke or something like that.
reverendleonard
HarryBeauner
yeager99
SterioType88
My life
Gyinagal
Where did you get this actual photo of me
StealinYurPopsicles
"Hey babe, are you a Rubix Cube? Because I'd like to finger you every which way and slowly become frustrated that I can't figure you out."
fancypantspanda
My bro is a bit of an introvert, had to read books on how to conversation/socialize. He’s still very quiet but is married now, be honest
axiomatic
FenyxKnight
Gyinagal
Lol
Whatthewhatwhy
Assert dominance first by sending a dick pic. Then ask whose number it is.
glink33
"Sup. I like cats and puppers, how about you?"
cassiii
Ask if she wants to go for coffee or a drink.
KleptoKea
Yes. This. It can be that simple. Just keep it all relaxed :)
trippingonmytripodtakingthetriptotunatown
like omg! like wow! sooooooooooo stoked! like you should post thjis on your myspace!
Gyinagal
Already done my friend
Trickstasama
Myspace what a relic.
SoftcorePrawnography
Don't overthink this. It's dick pic time.
erischilde
Man.. That's something that people rarely advise on. Everyone goes with "go on! Just ask!", but... Now what? Omg the jitters! Good luck OP
GanjalfTheGray
How about... "I'm bored, what are you up to?"
MayorMcWeed
You’re in
iputthefiresout
TheatreStreet
Are you married to her yet?
stefflus
New phone who dis
AmityvilleHodor
Tell her you're the Zodiac Killer.
Gyinagal
But then she would know that I, Ted Cruz, am the zodiac killer
AlwaysandEventuallyHannah
"Hey, I'm sort of new to giving out my number to people but I'd really like to get to know you better. Would you be interested in going out
MartinhoDenHaag
New to giving out your number to people...? Well, thats one way to destroy your chance.
Anotherunsuspectingvictim
Side and taking a well-lit selfie I can violently stroke my pork-sword to?
spreadpando
SOMETIME
RememberTheC4nt
Or suckling cock
ThroughTheLookingGlass
How about just, hey! Its blank hows your day/night going?
Fireguy97
This. Saw your post after sending mine.
raincanbefound
Yeah this works if you look like Chris Hemsworth
KyrieGloria
This works if you are a nice guy and she's a nice girl (genders for illustrative purposes only). I've had both handsome and nice. Nice wins.
raincanbefound
Not always.
AlwaysandEventuallyHannah
with me sometime soon?"
PuckerUpButtercup
This. Also, make sure to say "soon" if not, its open ended and is kind of "whatever"
AlwaysandEventuallyHannah
Ideally you'd have both a date/time and an activity to fill in those gaps with
benm421
This. Be open and honest with her. Be open and honest with yourself. You owe to her and yourself.
mooseandsquirrell
Not enough people understand this!
benm421
I barely understand. Just now trying to live it.
TJMcCheese
Ask her if she wants some of that sweet, sweet meat. I'm kidding. Don't ever so that.
Frogodo25
Seriously, don't ever do that. Invite her for coffee, or whatever, and ask about herself. It's gonna be awkward as fuck, but worth it.
Frogodo25
Thanks random mode. @OP, update?
changuiche
Same :{
Gyinagal
I moved on. She’s 400 miles away. She has a boyfriend now.
Frogodo25
Well dang. Good luck next time! Keep that self-confidence, it's awesome!
Gyinagal
Thanks broseph
BoozeHound001
according to my grandfather you should ask her out for an egg cream......his methods may be a little dated.
Gyinagal
A what now
BoozeHound001
"you got to take her down to the soda shop and get her an egg cream" from my understanding it's a drink that doesn't have egg or cream
Gyinagal
Oldtimey people say the strangest things. Tell him I said thanks but don’t tell him I have no idea what that means
covfefe
Ask her about her. People love talking about themselves.
Drakhma
i love talking about video games, movies shit i like you know? personal history? what family? nah shits boring, dating history? got none.
MerkNowitzki41
Eh.... don’t make it an interview.
Mayokopp
Well you can ask someone about them without making it an interview
JennDobie
Questions do keep a conversation going though.
ruralLingrist
True, this is a bad habit everyone needs to break.. including I.
pengwings
Maybe focus on the necrophilia first
FenyxKnight
How do you mean?
tylerstubs
Why don't you tell me more about that?
ballsohard2202
Tell me how you think that’d apply to the work environment?
ruralLingrist
Well, of course out of reason. Especially during an actual interview. But, during a date..
ballsohard2202
Sorry that was meant to be a joke lol.