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Jun 16, 2016 12:25 AM
Oscarwildebastardson
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Lurch1911
Stupid sexy pigeon....
donkeyofdoom
I love hows there is a “done“ button at the top left
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
I would definitely snuggle & watch Star Wars with Mei. And the hand stuff she's offering, yes please.
mustconsistoflettersandnumbersonly
Pic 12: Who else read C-cookie cookie-kies?
AdmiralvSchneider
A sub-six minute mile is actually pretty solid for your mid thirties. Cudos.
Gamerknight1
I swear he's the only half normal guy
MechaNinja
#6 - I AM the dad!
Pskovinsky
If she's on an all-boys wrestling team I'm pretty sure that makes "her" a boy.
bunnygirlox
Number 2, read that as John Lennon 6:3 like a Christian Bible verse or something
iamlamesauce
Holy shit Carrie is my bartender in Iowa city, a dang legend !
odiesproutz
Woooo, go hawks!
ProgeriaProstitutes
I've never encountered women that were upfront like that on Tinder...
IWishIHadABetterNickName
So many fakes spammers
SLAANESHonNSFWposts
I feel like most of the are fake or elaborate revenge porn.
left4chicken
And Mr. Pigeon
bergmama
Def revenge
wherethepunchlineends
Yep
90210wasaninsidejob
Emma is myhero
SekiraUbica
That weird moment when you realize ou know one of the people shown above. Hi emma.
LivingDecomposition
There's no one fun on Tinder in Utah.
4thStateOfMatter
As my old dad used to say, you wipe down the walls and I'll call the priest." OR "As my old dad used to say, spit on it and try again."
HammondYouIdiot
ErpVertsErpVertsFerErvrywern
TIL the term "professional naughty clown"
ThatCanadianViking
Was interesting to look her up. I'm gunna have to look more into this though
beeratius
It's real guys, nsfw https://www.instagram.com/bjmcnaughty/
ExamRoom4
I think a lot of these girls overestimate how attractive they actually are.
Kiore
Well I mean, Tinder isn't a sea of male models either.
ExamRoom4
As a girl on tinder, believe me, I know.
narc0manc3r
Why are the distances measured in kilometers?! THIS IS AMERICA!
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narc0manc3r
It was a joke. I would take any country, any day, over this America.
catsandbeerandbeerandcats
No...this is the internet.
iamtheBlueNinja
+1 for Becca, 21
legitchrispratt
Like a lot... a... a lot of money.
legitchrispratt
All my money? ...nah. nah, but a lot
BurtTheBillowyBear
Wow, whatever world has Norma at 25, I want to be there, because then my cock would be 5" erect.
IDontKnowWhatIamDoingAnymore
Jokes on you, dad has been in the ground for a decade now.
NotSoSmartAlek
Why do you think that would stop her?
IDontKnowWhatIamDoingAnymore
Cause it would have all the bones but the one she would want.
NotSoSmartAlek
Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough.
IDontKnowWhatIamDoingAnymore
You know...you aren't wrong. Valid point!
frankyette
Any theories on what in the literal hell #2 is?
GeorgeGeef
Ryan.
CFBEvilEmpire
Over 5 inches? Seriously?
JR1066
I should get in touch with her.
redredredredredredredredrednek
Talk about low standards, damn. But, she'll be great for most men.
Pengweenie
Such high standards in this day and age.
lonerismperfected
Thank you for saying that....
HaveYouTriedTurningItOffAndThenBackOnAgain
But god forbid a guy mention breast size
thevulva
They do though. All the damn time.
JacksonsDaddy
I love soft and firm, I love them all. Because titties are titties, no matter how small
mcgregor234
This is the most beautiful poem i have ever read
RedPaperclip
We did it boys we made it!!
Icnbaw
your out also huh?
FindingANameIsBS
HereToSatisfyMyBoredom
As a woman once told me: You don't need to reach the end of the hall, you just gotta be able to push against the walls.
Trumpsingrowntoenail
Are we talking about tuna cans?
Engelic
Still out
ExamRoom4
I don't know anyone who would ever be proud of giving a better hand job than blow job.
Bobwithglasses
Just find someone who gives a shitty blowjob
frostybox
BJ's are hella hard if he's large. Shit it still isn't easy for handies, i need like 2 more hands for my BF.
Nitara
Handies are a harder art to perfect! Beej's are easy.
ProgeriaProstitutes
I know some girls who could use some lessons from you then.
MrWoodchip
There's no real point to them. Nobody is going to do it better than myself. As a wise man once said, suck it, fuck it, or leave it alone.
idontenglishsorry
right? my gf is wonderful with the bj but she is not really skillfull when i comes to handjobs, i have come to determine that its because1/2
idontenglishsorry
of the positions, you are get use to your own hand, which is actually a perfect position to jerk off, but when is a different person 2/3
idontenglishsorry
the positon of the hand changes, so it feel diferent, but if you try hard enough we all know you will come in 6 seconds as you usually do
ImgurianElysium
Is over 5" not common?
RWM90
I'd think <5" would probably be more entertaining...wouldn't it?
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RWM90
Well if that ain't the most attractive thing I've ever heard, well, I just don't know what would be
Copperbrat
5 is about average.
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
It's extremely rare outside the porn biz.
demonjester1515
Average size is about 5" erect, according to many, many studies.
NotSoSmartAlek
5-6 is average.
BigBirdForPresident
It's extremely rare to be 5" outside of porn? I don't think that's true.
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
Just a joke, guess that one fell flat.
BigBirdForPresident
Ayy I got the second one
a1a1b2
Of all the dicks I've seen, maybe 2-3 are under 5"
TheLochNessOtter
Im sorry
IshitOnWindshields
How many dicks have you seen
a1a1b2
40+
colossus32
you've been missing out!
a1a1b2
Missing out on the opportunity to see more small dicks?
colossus32
Well that too i guess XD
joeyjoejoejrshabadooyabadabadoo
haha..... Priceless! Thanks for the laugh.
equatebrand
Sadly, at least 99% of them are bots.
joc101
I can guarantee 13 isn't because I know her and that is something she'd say
Okiegoon
I also feel like some of these probably are ex's or jealous whatevers trolling them maybe. Dunno. fukkin internet
Starkiller02
Oh yeah
Keepcalmandfapfapfapfap
You mean.... there is a chance? :)
ThatCanadianViking
The clown one was fun to loo up.
DeadEndKing
Or sluts.
BradolfPitler45
I went to highschool with karole.
krozzork
whats the point of bots in tinder?
ZOMGNO
Someone told me they engage you for ages so they can hack something. I wasn't listening, I was mourning all of the hotties that weren't real
Kiore
The one I ran into (on Grindr) linked me to a cam site.
equatebrand
Fuck if I know, but they are legion.
equatebrand
I'm guessing every once in a while someone gives out some personal information that can be used for fraud or whatever.
NotSoSmartAlek
or pay to watch camgirls.
blackgold288
A lot of times they invite you to cam sites. It's more of an issue with POF than tinder. Tinder is my holy grail :)
AndTheStoryGoes
My 27 y/o brother met his last gf on tinder. She was a cool chick. Broke up after dating close to 2 years. It's possible.
explosiveincontinence
Can a 30 y/o man with no life other than work yoga and running find some comfort there? On tinder? I'm so alone....
queenbeezoobs
I think guys that do yoga are sexy so if you can get a conversation going then probably
MrBananaBeak
You might find some sex, but you won't find any comfort.
Logeon
But if she's into anal, you might find cumfart.