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No Viggo Mortensen, I will not get pregnant by your gaze... too late [.gif]
Go to a party.
The brother (frat) I've been crushing on for months starts chatting me up.
Charming, funny, suave.
He says I'm the prettiest/coolest girl in the room.
Put on all the moves. Let him take me back to his place.
Dear Lord, my body is ready!
The sex is spontaneous.
And really great.
I mean REALLY great!
..............THEN..............
MRW he says "Sorry, can't finish with a condom on. Gotta take it off."
My initial reaction. (I mean, come on).
And I say:
MRW he starts unwrapping anyways. (not presents)
MRW this morning when my mother pokes my stomach and calls it a muffin top. Is Christmas over yet?
Me:
Tell the little skiddlyboop he can go to hell and leave immediately.
My two roommates completely support my decision.
MRW the next day he's telling everyone that I'm a:
slut/whore/tease/bitch/liar/etc.etc.etc....And everyone believes him.
[I wanted to do this!]
Instead, the president of the frat calls (not sure how he knew) and apologizes for him.
He gets lectured, gets angry and harasses me via text
(Same insult. No imagination. Much douchebag. Wow.)
I send a screenshot to the president...
*He's suspended from parties, made to delete my number, and girls won't go near him.* :)
My roommates when they tell me that they informed frat the president.
Gotta love 'em. <3
lizwb
GOOD FOR YOU OP!!!!!
SuperHornet
Note to ladies: never confuse self confidence with being an asshole. I feel thats a pitfall that many of you are guilty of.
Missygtyt
YES
SomeHerbalT
+1 Skiddlyboop
semenflavoredpancakes
+1 for using "skiddlyboop" and for managing to put som doge in there also. You go, OP!
TomaCT
Hold up. If he cannot finish with the condom on... did he/you offer clear alternatives? Or did he just expect you to let him continue bare?
Centroid
I like how the top comments are broad generalizations against frat guys Imgur is so full of double standards The prez did good. Also go girl
groversleeves
What is the point in using a wrapper if you take it off to finish?
woozle
supersloo
My guess would be to get someone to sleep with you and hope by the end of it they're too distracted to care if it's taken off.
ADrinkGiver
But why take it off at the end at all? "Great sex, babe, let's finish it off with an unexpected pregnancy!"
groversleeves
good enough theory as any.
Imonthebrutesquad
I've been confused. Did he want to take it off and then stick it back in after pulling it off?
scdurs
He probably figured she'd be so worked up by then that she would let him do it.
RawCarrot
yeah, that's what he wanted.
SeriousCloud
OP didn't say. If the dude can't finish with a condom (real thing that happens) then it makes sense that he'd take it off and 1/2
SeriousCloud
2/2 want to finish not inside her. If he tried to out his bare dick inside her without her permission he is just an awful person.
unijaw
did he want to take it off and go back in or 'finish off outside'? Seems like a stupid situation blown open by two stupid people :D
DSPBronco
As a "frat guy" I want to apologize on behalf of all guys in Greek Life. It's assholes like this that give us this terrible stereotype.
DarkSugar
+1 for sticking to Fred and George for roommate representation
ThatSkinnyChick
I wish they were my roommates *u*
Mygirlfriends80085
i've been watching that last gif for over a minute now and i'm still giggling
opad
I liked the subtle Doge personally.
Hypercookie
Thats what made this favourite-worthy over just normal like-awesome-worthy
AlwaysUpvoteHappyChickens
Yeh, this pretty much made my imgur night.
Some1OnceToldMe
I had to! Too many great .gifs of them! (Although my roommates are, in fact, girls).
muntoo
WAIT. You mean to say those blonde chicks in the last gif aren't girls?!
MsSomebody
They're redheads.
JavierPastore
I like your post I thought it was ending with AIDS, I'm glad it didn't and you won, bisous
JavierPastore
Dammit I was drunk on that one
Some1OnceToldMe
I appreciated it anyways :)
JavierPastore
But it was sincere !
Zanshin7
And that's why you don't have sex on the first night.
boredstephanie
The sex wasn't spontaneous, it was planned on his part.You think you're the first girl he said all those sweet things to?Don't be so naive.
ForThoseWhoHaveHeart
Pretty sure it was planned on her part too...
savethegiblets
well, he is a good frat president
TheFlyingHellfish
*frat the president [sic]
livebackwards
I dunno about that. This loser is still in the frat, after all.
savethegiblets
imho, he just want to teach him a lesson. he doesn't want to take away the fun and brosomeness in their fraternity.
ajanx
It takes a LOT to kick a brother out of a fraternity. Him making a dumb decision, though hes retarded, is not grounds for being black balled
Linksagura
That's why you don't have sex with people you can't trust ;)
kruton93
I'm confused about something... Did he want to stick it back in you and finish or just finish without the condom?
DonezoBaggins
Doesn't say anywhere in OP. I'm pretty used to using a condom and then taking it off to "finish" outside. Nowhere does it say he wanted(1/2)
DonezoBaggins
to go back in and finish... (2/2)
huckleberryj
I'm assuming he wanted to put it back in her, otherwise this seems like a huge over reaction...
HerrGeist
You should still punch him
Some1OnceToldMe
wanna do it for me? i'm collecting volunteers!
RCSlyman
Would something like this do? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVyNni8fT_4
whoah
POSSEEEEEEE ASSEMBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
tanizaki
Woman-instigated proxy violence over something trivial? Never seen that before. Punch him yourself if your ego is still so bruised.
AnaximanderBolton
On it. What's his address?
HerrGeist
Gladly
BigMammaLlama5
I can lend you my old bat!
carolinaj
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/i-volunteer.gif
tba832
Oh boi, here come the White Knights
Koztah
Don't you know playing internet tough guy gets you laid? Tsk!
aintgotnosugar
I think people are mostly there for the virtual morally-okay violence, not really into OP. They should do a fighting sport, but lazyness.
a3sir
This does nothing to forward your cause as you've already attended to the issue at hand. Can you enjoy and simply progress?
AnaximanderBolton
No, because that's not as fun!
a3sir
It's not about fun; it's about whats right and decent.
AnaximanderBolton
You obviously are missing the fact that OP and I and the rest are joking. Jesus Christ go back to tumblr.
BicycleInAFishtank
Those roommates seem nice :)
Some1OnceToldMe
Oh, god they're the best! They're also my best friends :)
BicycleInAFishtank
Lucky you :) Glad all went ok in the end, that could have really gone nasty!
Some1OnceToldMe
Thanks! Actually, the reason it didn't was I showed up super late and had like two drinks. I was in complete control of myself.
BicycleInAFishtank
Good for you :)
fevertrees
"He says I'm the prettiest/coolest girl in the room." Good lord that shit seriously still works on girls? Come on...lol
SnipersAngel
Well the fact that OP fucked him off that line, both parties don't really amount to much in the standards category it would seem. Tis life
UpvotesForCalicos
No glove, no love.
themanwithsauce
A +1 to you and the frat president for being normal human beings. As a member of a fraternity myself, I get tired of the stereotyping. (1/2)
themanwithsauce
Really, fraternities are no worse than the caliber of men that make up one. Shitty men make a shitty fraternity. Life lesson, people! (2/2)
DeadGodJess
Douchebag guys like this are why so many women turn down casual encounters. Not all, many do anyway OR are just uninterested in casual sex.
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frisson
douchebags aside, there would be much more sex around if it weren't for the risk of STIs and physical violence
aintgotnosugar
and the social taboo on sex: "booh, she has a sex life that isn't excused by a relationship and/or marriage ! Burn the witch !"
Linksagura
Many people still want to make sex be an important step in their relationship. It's their decision to keep it important and not casual.
takingthehobbitstoisengard
Also because of this: http://www.alternet.org/sex-amp-relationships/orgasm-gap-real-reason-women-get-less-often-men-and-how-fix-it
takingthehobbitstoisengard
Page 2 has the relevant data. (Really eye-opening, if kind of expected.)
Some1OnceToldMe
completely! but it is really important to remember not all guys are these guys!
jacquesrobespierre
But chances are the ones at a frat party looking for casual sex are.
DeadGodJess
Hence "Douchebag guys like these." I phrased that carefully.
jacquesrobespierre
Most of the dudes that are at a frat party looking for casual sex are going to be like this. Take it to the bank.
DeadGodJess
I hate how normalized that kind of behavior is. It's just disgusting.
jacquesrobespierre
I guess it eliminates some of the risky fun, but I always say go with a fuck buddy. A lot less worry.
DeadGodJess
Word.
frisson
some people have tiny consciences.
callitrichidae
tiny consciences which are buried under a heaping pile of selfishness
neonfraction
I'd say I turn down casual encounters because I was taught where babies come from. But if you're gay, feel free to do the hoo hah!
DeadGodJess
Casual sex ain't my thing either, but in five years of daily sex, I've only managed to produce one child, so... yeah.
callitrichidae
5 years of daily sex? Good on you.
neonfraction
It's a matter of bad luck. People feel they can slut shame teen pregnancies while having casual themselves and it's stupid.
DeadGodJess
VERY true. It's SO easy to fuck, especially when you're a teen and likely have a very limited understanding of contraception.
DeadGodJess
BTW, I didn't intend that comment to sound judgy, I was responding to the laughable idea that casual sex = all the "oops!" babies.
Some1OnceToldMe
Thanks for reading (if you did)!!! I didn't have a pic of a cat, but here's some eye candy for ya! http://imgur.com/d8H9Y7Y
sowetoninja
Also it's not right to use imgur to shame people in real life, saying the frat name on the internet etc is a fucked up thing to do. We only>
sowetoninja
know about this from one side communicated with a bunch of gifs. It ridiculous how people would now track this guy down b/c of this one post
cleverriposter
Something for everybody. Extra upvotes for you
MrWolfwood
You have had 4 hours...I demand a pic of a cat now, Grumpy cat infact.
nalalalala
It's all good, you posted Emma Watson in your post so twas acceptable.
stardy
sorry for the jerk(s)
FutureCrazyCatGent
JustCallMeBean
I see Ironman Hoverhand.
terribleinternetpunsfirstborn
I have a question; you let him take you home, and then YOU kick HIM out when he wants to unwrap?
terribleinternetpunsfirstborn
Wow, all of the downvotes, none of the answers
sjbeeks
I appreciate this. A lot. Also good on you for telling him to fuck off. I've heard stories of girls that let guys get away with that shit.
MrCyborgSpoon
AHH HYEAAHAHH
ShutUpImWorking
those do seem like delicious eyes... fine i approve
ThomYorkesLazyEye
You are a bit of a slut. I wouldn't go near you. I'd be afraid of what I might catch. Keep your legs closed until you're with someone, whore
DamnTheseElectricSexPants
wow.
ThomYorkesLazyEye
I mean who just jumps into bed with someone they barely know? Oh yeah, idiotic sluts. Your/our generation is hedonistic.
sowetoninja
OK so just that you know, it CAN be much harder to finish with a condom on, next time you could maybe act a little less selfish and try to>
sowetoninja
(just to make sure you understand: you don't have to have unprotected sex, but you can still get a guy to orgasm).
sowetoninja
oh idk, maybe give him a hand and help him finish? I can understand his frustration if you literally just got up and left. Kinda immature.
DamnTheseElectricSexPants
but he reacted dispicably afterward. just because she was uncomortable with the situation he put her in, he told people she was a slut
ellivia
I'll give you a pass on the no cat pic because you used C.C. I think that's the first Nanny gif I've seen on here, and it made m'night.
ICanBelieveSomeOfItIsButter
You seem pretty cool, OP. I'd take ya out on a date and treat you right.
JustCallMeBean
And by "right", he means unprotected sex.
ThisNameIsMaybeTaken
So OP is single?
spr118x
My thoughts exactly
nanniesgetshitdone
That's the most romantic gif I've ever seen
TheMightyDio
Someone needs to put an upvote in its hand. That would be great.
ThisNameIsMaybeTaken
Since the original link seems broken, it was
Ihavealldacookies
Best pick up 'line' ever.
lilymp3
That is so perfect!
neatomagneto
Gawd I freakin' love this gif.
missjessmason
Awwwwww!
pmmedemboobies
And I hear she will sleep with you on the first date!
turtleboop
Women enjoy sex too. :)
ALawyerAlwaysPaysHisDebts
Noice.
Persmo
Noice!
MayorChapstickUK
Nicccesssss
thatisntwherethatbelongs
*feminist rage intensifies*
Icamehereforthewaters
You, sir and or madame, have an appropriate user name to go with that rage!
SwordofaThousandTruths
College happens
tba832
not even a date
MrCyborgSpoon
Just a magical sordid night time adventure IMO
cyberklown28
^which led to the problem in the first place. Don't be easy and expect to get Sir Gallahad.
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tba832
he is by definition easy
foufidoumi
3) And it saddens me too that the 2 extremes (easy VS not easy) are not equaly respected but divided to bad and good.
foufidoumi
2) The negative/derogatory feeling is not part of the word but of the personal meaning that those who use it give to it.
foufidoumi
1) Everyone doing this is easy, either generally or under certain circumstances.
pmmedemboobies
He definitely is considered easy, it's just not common to call them that. Regardless of gender it's still a rather slutty thing to do.
TheMathMagician
so um... let him finish without the condom. just don't put his dick back inside of you
MagicDerp
Normally, perhaps, but it sounds like he wasn't going to go for that. Either way, he sounds like a douchebag.
SeriousCloud
A lot of imgur doesn't get or understand sex.
BicycleInAFishtank
(Viggo Mortensen's eyes... wow)
ThisNameIsMaybeTaken
Such eyes. Very handsome. Much desire.
Some1OnceToldMe
green pools of seduction...
Miller92Time
Those eyes make me question my straightness at times...
huanthewolfhound
I appreciate a LOTR fan who can also comfortably mingle in the college scene. Hope the next guy isn't an idiot scumbag.
Vampiratelycan
You go, not only is that excuse utter bull, he might have had skeezy diseases, eww. :D
Shenaningeneer
Actually legit. Doesn't mean go raw dog, but it's hard. Impossible if drunk.
Vampiratelycan
I know for some it is hard. Personally, with some guy I barely knew. I would be a lot more worried about disease. :/
Shenaningeneer
Yeah, not saying ride bare back with strangers. And this dude is def a douche. But that isn't necessarily a lie is all.
fragtore
The route I take is to unwrap and finish in my hand like a gentleman. Would never ask what he did but I Can't finish in a condom after beers
Vampiratelycan
That is called exactly a gentlemans finish I believe. :D
OwlXiozee
(2) The other 4/5 times end by my wife sore or us both too tired to try anymore. The difference between condom and none is night/day.
superattractiveperson
I don't get how it can possibly be bull? What other reason would he want to take his condom off. He didn't say he got a sudden latex allergy
whoah
If someone doesn't use a condom with you, you can bet they didn't use it with anybody else they finagled with
SerialKitten666
THIS. YOU ARE NEVER THE EXCEPTION and they will lie through their teeth about that so never take their word
Thereflex
+1 for 'finagled'
Vampiratelycan
I know right!
OwlXiozee
(1) I'm married, and have no real reason to lie, and I'm not defending this guy, but I can finish with a condom on maybe 1/5 times we try.
SilentHowling
(1)I've had that issue. I think its mainly the brain is the most important sex organ. Because with a new woman it is easier with a condom.
SilentHowling
(2) But with a lady I've been dating for awhile the condom comes off.
OwlXiozee
(3) DISCLAIMER: We still use other contraception. A combination of easier methods can be as effective as a condom, or more.
Vampiratelycan
That is fine, and you're married so I assume you are both disease free. From the sounds of it she had no other means of contraception (1)
Vampiratelycan
My fiancé and myself use a combo of the pill and condoms, most of the time he doesn't bother, I understand some have difficulties (2)
ISuperBelieveInYouTadCooper
In a long term relationship, on the pill, don't use a condom. Your & my situation is different from OP's - what if he had STDs?
OwlXiozee
The same thing I said to CerealKitten, my comment was directed toward the commentor, not OP. Point is the excuse isn't necessarily bullshit.
SerialKitten666
Key word there is that you two are in a monogamous relationship and this was a one night stand. Not even comparable.
OwlXiozee
I'm sorry you misunderstood, my comment was directed toward the commentor, not OP. The excuse is not necessarily bullshit was my point.
SerialKitten666
It's a bullshit excuse to use with an almost stranger was my point, but not with a longterm partner.
TotinosPizzaRolls
I had a long running relationship with a girl and we did it like rabbits. no condoms ever. No pregnancies, either.
OwlXiozee
I know right? Pull out is 99% effective, combined with spermicide or birth control you already have a better contraceptive than a condom.
TotinosPizzaRolls
Finally someone who understands. Like if you consciously know what you're doing, there's no risk. Apparently no one has decent self-control.
FindYourChillMate
There is not no risk. Ever heard of precum.
SilentHowling
Luck or you're sterile, lol.
TotinosPizzaRolls
Luck I guess. But I never waited till the very last second to pull out either. THAT, is stupid.
Vampiratelycan
I just think for her, and considering he is (I assume) quite young, it sounds more like he was trying his luck at getting his jollies off :D
OwlXiozee
(1) I agree. And as I said, I'm not trying to defend him, just the misconception that you HAVE to use a condom, and that it's just as easy
OwlXiozee
(2) to finish whilst using one.
Vampiratelycan
Ahhh, fair enough, I do know it is harder ( a little ) with one on, my fiancé moans about it enough.
OwlXiozee
To use an ironic metaphor, when using a condom it is as hard to finish certain males as it is to finish the stereotypical female. XD
Surefif
So who is frat the president?
MrCyborgSpoon
I'll frat your president if you know what I mean
Surefif
Not without a condom
Some1OnceToldMe
bahaha, good catch! this was a super long post and I got a little lazy by the end!
SeriousCloud
Failure to answer this question risks making thus story sound fake.
thiswasthebesticouldcomeupwith
Who cares.
penguinsandbatman
It seems like he was using it as an excuse. But in my case, I have no sensitivity with a condom on. For some men it just doesn't work.
VikingInOz
Same. Condom totally kills it :-/ Back home everyone just resorts to getting tested the day after.
AnOddSound
*shrug* you know what renders less sensation than fucking with a condom on? Not fucking.
Unburleevabultkkers
I use it as a tactic to last longer....
happyfrog1234
Yeah, but you don't try to take it off mid-sex with a new person. It's not safe!
penguinsandbatman
I don't have sex with people I haven't dated for a while!
thoughthungry
Then the condom issue is probably irrelevant to you. You both get checked for STDs, she goes on the pill, and you don't need a condom...
stuckinhell
There are too few that think this way. We will become extinct one day.
hoboface
Yup. If I'm drunk there's no way I can achieve orgasm with a condom on. This guy's still a douche though.
SerialKitten666
And that is why you either get tested every few months with tested partners or invest in longterm relationships...
Some1OnceToldMe
Oh, and I totally get that! It's just the fact that'd he try after I kept saying no :/
justinmm2
Plus if that's the case he should have brought it up before he's about to, uh, blow. Upvote for practicing safe sex!
iliketokeepitsimplestupid
Personally I prefer condoms OP. Safer and that way you can be extra sure to make sure the girl gets her fun to ;)
observationalist
how...exactly...do you think a condom helps with that
iliketokeepitsimplestupid
By lowering your own sensitivity you can go for longer.Im talking hours instead of an hour.If you've ever been with a girl who is
iliketokeepitsimplestupid
"difficult" you'd know where I'm cumming from.
JustCallMeBean
From your penis, I would hope.
observationalist
Ohhhhhhh. Durr. Sorry, thank you. *facepalm*.
jsktrogdor
Did you at least offer like a hand job or something? I mean... imagine if you had to wear an attachment that prevents you from cuming.
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jsktrogdor
Everything is a man's fault in sex. If a woman didnt cum, the man underperformed. If a man didnt cum, the man underperformed.
Muffinburgler
That doesn't relate to this post? The guy was a total asshole, it has nothing to do with his performance.
fauxglove
Would you offer a handjob to someone you told "no" to, and their response was "Well...imma do it anyway."?
jsktrogdor
3/5 btw is not statistically uncommon at all). "Let me fuck you with a strapon that way I can get off." Firstly, lets say for arguments sake
jsktrogdor
2/5 crush on her for a very long time. We end up having sex, after I've cum she says: "I cant really cum through penetrative sex" (which
jsktrogdor
1/5 Lets walk through this scenario, gender reversed: I'm a guy, cute girl at a party starts talking to me. We hit it off, I've had a
jsktrogdor
4/5 I'm going to refuse that. 4/4 "No." -- "I'm going to do it anyway." -- "Tell you what, since you didnt get to cum, how about I just
Bangui
...and you aren't phased at all by the "I'm going to do it anyway" bit?
jsktrogdor
5/5 go down on you till you do?" -- "Wow, that sounds great, thanks for understanding." -- "You're welcome." -- "We should get married."
pmmedemboobies
Doesn't mean you can completely defeat the purpose of it and finish bareback in her.
penguinsandbatman
I never said that was OK?
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penguinsandbatman
Again, when did I try to justify his response? I was telling her how it can be an issue for some men and not all use it as an excuse.
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pmmedemboobies
First mistake: Falling for a guy in a frat.
fathergia
Not all frat guys are bad. Just the ones who don't know shit about ancient Athens and the ORIGINAL FUCKING PHRATRIES.
UofSins
Really? Because I was in a fraternity and I'm pretty sure I'm the complete opposite of this guy. Way to pre-judge.
AeroWalrus
My brother's in a fraternity and he's a great guy. Not only that, but all the guys in his frat are. Don't let stereotypes rule your mind.
GoBlue
Not all frat guys are assholes. Some of my best friends are in frats
ShamrockFury
Yah, I was in a frat. It's a total misconception that we're all a bunch of meathead, assholes. You've been hanging out with the wrong guys
EricMatthews
Judging someone for being in a fraternity is just as prejudiced as anything. That's taking the acts of a few and putting it on everyone
Jutangclan
Your comment leads me to believe you are actually not Ron Swansons son at all, but actually a judge mental bitch
ncozy
Ahh yes because he's an asshole because he was in a frat not cause he was just an asshole. Makes sense
beasttubbs
Yes let's generalize.
DevoutSkeptic
First mistake was having sex with a random stranger at a frat party.
DogWrangler
This is absolute horse shit how many points this post has received. people need to stop watching animal house and learn what a FRATERNITY(1)
DogWrangler
is all about. (2) glad to know Imgur is a judgement free zone.
scarabrae
Hm...It seems the superior fratbro (fratbro') had the balls to (a) apologize and (b) put fratbro in check. Interesting.
tobascodagama
At least the president had her back. But, yeah.
LokiKingOfJotunheim
They tend to give the good guy Greg's bad names because IRL they don't actually wear those stupid hats... And I don't smoke.
cyberklown28
After 1 minute of talking.
ImgurPlz
This should be first post.
matt48
Yeah, seriously, they're not all bad! Those are just the assholes. Did I mention you are the most beautiful girl here? ;)
camarouge
Why is this bullshit getting upvoted? It's discrimination in a different form, two other forms being sexism and racism.
ForeverTyrone
You seem to be getting a lot of crap for judging. If only the majority of frat guys didn't seem bound and determined to prove you right.
gobhoblin
Another fratty here just made a heavy implication about the majority by saying his house had a campus reputation as the safe one.
quasiinrem
Somehow I doubt you know anything about the "majority" of frat guys.
Magnivore
This is why I won't join a frat. I really don't know what they're all about, but a friend of mine is in one and his house is dirty as hell.
NotaMuggle121
Totally legit reason
ShamrockFury
The houses can get pretty nasty, but you walk away with great friends.
Some1OnceToldMe
Seriously, I learned my lesson :/
whoah
I'm sorry. That guy seems very rape-y, and I hope he gets blueballed by every girl on campus as revenge.
TheManTheyCallFunshine
I hope you try again. Fraternities are groups of guys, and just like all groups we hav our assholes. Hopefully the president helped w/ that
NotaMuggle121
Ok no. Making sweeping generalizations about a whole group of men based on the behavior of one ESPECIALLY when the other one helped you out?
AzraelNY
well, to be fair, the president of the frat seems like a boss.
FortunateForYouIAmNotTheHighKingofSkyrim
now fall for me!
divadrea
depends on the frat, and it sounds like the rest of the brothers aren't ok with his behavior.
ForThoseWhoHaveHeart
Or so they say.
callitrichidae
no, it sounds like the president wasn't OK with his behavior
430pm
the fuck kinda school do you go to?
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callitrichidae
some women enjoy casual sex - who cares?
watchthroughmyeyes
This Sister is a 20 year old virgin. I'm considering getting a cat.
tba832
potentially
idrivemycouch
op does
MarvaNipp
Yep. We're all the same. All 300,000 of us.
Eidophusikon
I was in a fraternity in college and we were the complete opposite of that. Our house was known as the safe house. So, way to judge.
pmmedemboobies
There's an exception to everything.
RobotCosmonaut
Hmmm, if your frat is known as the "safe house" doesn't that imply that the other houses are less safe?
Eidophusikon
It does indeed, but it also shows that not all fraternities are like that. Also, I should have said one of the safe houses.
Eidophusikon
My point being that imgur is supposed to be a place where people can be accepted for just about anything. Lots of hostility for fraternities
Some1OnceToldMe
True fact: I'm in a sorority. Not everyone's like this, but my college is full of them :/ +1 for being legit good guys though!
shadowex3
Not everyone in a bad neighborhood acting sketchy dressed in gang colors and throwing signs is a threat, either, but you get the metaphor.
Eidophusikon
It was directed at the person who said your problem was falling for a fraternity member.
Eidophusikon
My wife was in a sorority. So, unfortunately, I've heard quite a few stories about other fraternities. My comment wasn't directed at you.
tulipsarebetterthanone
At my school -most- of the frat guys are complete gentleman. Obviously the Pres. of this frat was a great guy. No need to be judgmental.
PossiblyJonSnow
The fraternities at my school have a majority of dumb, stuck up, douches, who treat women like shit. I can't stand them.
whoah
This may sound weird, but in my mind there are fraternities (nice people) and frats (douche drunks)
tulipsarebetterthanone
I go to an engineering school so I guess it may just be different for me!
SomeReallyBoredGuy
Found the (possibly former) frat guy.
tulipsarebetterthanone
Dude... I'm a chick.
SomeReallyBoredGuy
Found the (definitely former) sorority chick.
tulipsarebetterthanone
Um. No again. Junior in college, no sorority. But nice try!
DeadlyRicochet
It depends. Most guys join a frat just for this reason
quasiinrem
You have no idea what you are talking about. Fraternities teach very good life skills, some bad eggs just fuck it up for everyone.
tulipsarebetterthanone
I go to an engineering school so I guess it may just be different for me!
whoah
"Fraternity" vs "frat": Fraternities are for gentlemen, and are made for connections. Frats are for douchey alcoholics.
ShamrockFury
I personally enjoyed having a lot of good friends to go get drunk with. We didn't act like assholes to girls, but we still were animals.
whoah
3/3 as well as the worst behavior toward women depending directly on which party I go to. So 100% agreement
ShamrockFury
Yeah, but that's not isolated to frats. I was our houses recruitment chair and I did my best to make sure those guys weren't allowed in.
whoah
GG ShamrockFury. And the only parties here are frats or band parties and the band is like a huge clique for some reason
Prodigybeast
We're the exact same way. I'll graduate this Spring, and joining a fraternity was the best thing I've done in college.
whoah
2/3 I still go out just for fun. Some of the frats are decent; usually older ones. Others are the worst. As a dude, I observe great behavior
whoah
1/3. I go to a party school, and won't drink til March (future cop, no alcohol til 21 if I'm gonna bust people for underage drinking).
peg0530
Was his name Dan?
underyourbreath
Seriously, Dan. Fuck you.
thebiggunt
FUCK DAN
SlightlyNormal
Holy crap, we're still circlejerking this?..
comicreader
Dan Scott from one tree hill??
PJamz
GO FUCK A PIE DAN!!
squirtlesquad90
Dan is a douchebag.
Queenoftheupvotecastle
all aboard the Karma train!!!
TheRealLifeUpVoteFairy
FUCK YOU DAN!
ChromeLynx
It must suck to be NerdCubed on Reddit these days. (He's addressed as Dan as well)
kileelee
Ofcourse it is! It had to be! For fuck sake Dan, fuck you!
NotCleverUsername
I've been offline for a week send me reference so I can laugh.
dubstepfacekid
I want to know the inside joke too!
Cheezdealer
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT DAN....er.....DANIT DAN?
CanIHaveOneOfYourFriesNoLikeJustOne
If so, don't... don't fuck him...
1976power
bet it was. fuck you, dan
geedavey
No, his name was Frat. Oh, you meant the other guy.
ilovecake
As someone who got seriously screwed over and heartbroken by a guy named Dan... he can go fuck right on off. All of them can, actually.
asmalltortoise
I hope it wasn't me. Oh god the Dan jokes :-\
Iamtoouncreativeforthisshit
OH, COME ON! CAN'T YOU GIVE US A BREAK, DAN?!
TheUnknownX
Eat shit, Dan!
KillingTheJoke1
Of course it was
fuckyoudan
Seriously. Fuck him.
fartbender
Fuck that guy.
iscreamyouscream
It's ALWAYS Dan!!!
goodguyC
Don't fuck Dan!
JessThe2ndBestt
Don't fuck Dan
TrolliClassicBear
Fuck you, Dan
ThePaleTexan
DBD- stands for douchebag Dan. Dans are the worst.
saxyrugby
Or Charles? I hear Charles is the new asshat.
anakin1729
My first thought! Fuck you, Dan.
javer80
IIIIMGUUURRRR
AlbinoAlligator
I bet it was Dan. Goddammit Dan!
ArchitectInTraining
Fucking Dan (rubberless)
YouCantKeepJetpackingAwayFromYourProblemsBrian
Imgur has a Dan everyone hates. There's a Dan I hate in World of Warcraft. My Dad's name is Dan. I don't hate my Dad. There's too many Dans.
NOTAnAdminOfThisWebsite
This response gave me temopary dyslexia, theeeeenks.
CaptainLipperdipper
fuck dan
anujvelu
Fuck you dan
Nubsva
What on earth is this Dan thing?
KnockKnockWhosThereJehovahsWitness
Fuck you Dan
WhitePeppercorn
Fuck you, Dan.
RadioSuki
Been offline, please explain the Dan thing.
ChristiaanSorensen
Fuck Dan
howjom
no his name is robert paulson
JackDManheim
his name was robert paulson
Mattdawgiedog
Fuck you, Dan.
DontWorryYouCanTrustMe
Because seriously, fuck Dan.
DangOlBoomhauer
Hahaha I happen to be named Dan and had a dream last night that I was the "Dan" every Imgurian is pissed at....
HabnerCrustipants
Yeahh, FUCK YOU DAN...your grandma even hates you
Berethian
I'm already tired of this Dan thing. For fuck's sake, people, stop running shit into the ground.
PJamz
Not our fault... it's Dan's fault!
DontWorryYouCanTrustMe
Don't blame us. Blame Dan.
PJamz
Couldn't have said it in a better way haha!
tanadarko
imgur is not ready to let go of hating Dan or loving doge. They also still like a little Patrick, and gleefully tolerate the banana scale.
Berethian
Mm, I don't put banana for scale into the same group as Patrick, Doge or Dan.
BigBirdsBrownCrustyAsshole
What's the Dan thing from? My abusive ex was Dan...
mymomthinksimspecial
Fuck Dan
Berethian
No clue, but it's on every goddamn post. Sick of it.
CanIHaveOneOfYourFriesNoLikeJustOne
Fuck that Dan, also. (But the original Dan was a guy named Dan who read somebody's entire Reddit history out loud at a party, or something.)
CanadiansAreAlwaysSorry
Or Charles?
Isabella880
I feel like we have been neglecting that asshole, Charles. But still, Dan is a fuckmuppet.
Darkfoxblade
okay, my name is Charles. What did i do exactly
HotDogOnARoll
I'm pretty sure it had something to do with laughing at a crying girl.
WildRosso
As a Dan: OH COME ON!
TheBinky
As a Dan, I too am awaiting the next derpy cat meme.
Thereflex
As not-a-Dan, don't worry. In three days, Imgur tide will turn and 'Fuck Dan' jokes will be downvoted to Hell. This, too, shall pass. :)
Monarchist
Nah Dayna made it even worse now its going to end up a namesake.
Thereflex
Update: As of 4:40 a.m. EST, the anti-anti-Dan posts have begun!
SocietyOfSensation
Change your name or fuck you Dan!
kookabura09
This just means that a lot of people want to fuck you. Unless you're that jerk Dan, then piss off!
Rolli13
I regrettably inform you that your name is henceforth forever accursed in all of Imgur. Also, Fuck you and/or your namesake.
AlbinoAlligator
YES, and by "forever" we mean until the next asshole fucks up.
Folio77
DAMN IT!!!!!
Some1OnceToldMe
It should have been! Fucking Dan...
alaskazues
or charles, how bout charles?>
WeMustHaveSciencyThings
You weren't supposed to go and fuck Dan... Jesus Op talk about dedication
TricksterFromHell
Fuck you Dan
Danidv
HEY D:
Some1OnceToldMe
sorry!!! :D
Soultaker6
I hate Dan!
fireinthebutthole
Fuck you Dan. Your a slut/whore/tease/bitch/liar/etc.etc.etc....
buztheintergalacticninja
While Dan is clearly the absolute worst, we shouldn't slut-shame. That's Dan's way, and we do not want to be like Dan.
Winterous
...was a terrible idea?
SweetBabyJesusBaconFlavoredNutellaMountainDewApplePieMooQuack
His name was Dan and he was fucking you.
steamedorfried
Fuck Dan! (but not literally)
thebrownknightrises
What if... EVERYONE fucks Dan! (literally)
Numbaz878
Unless he hates it then yes literally. cause fuck you Dan.
Rolli13
Yes! Fuck Dan, because he can't end with a condom on, so you just leave him standing there at the end!