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belalugosi86
Saw it this weekend. Absolutely amazing!!!!
KathyChung
Watched it with 2 chicks in the next row constantly whispering each other. Annoyed as fuck but I still loved the movie.
Theinhumanefeces
Some say the Scranton Strangler is the monster haunting Jim.
Noob3rts
Great movie, minor inconsistencies and questionable ending, but 100% worth seeing. Absolutely loved every moment of it.
RaventsTrinity
Just saw it today. It was great! Except for that baby someone brought to also see it. Babies are very loud in a movie with little words.
ConformistWithACause
He just made me laugh loud enough to wake up my bird. I hope you're happy
TobiasIsQueenMary
I’ve seen trailers, I’m genuinely concerned for the Halpert family.
Thekins1
Just saw it the trailer is the movie in a nutshell
gingerladybug
Such a great movie!!
DamageAndJoy
triplegay
Haha you can see him smile when he hits the boards.
SnakesAreAwesome
What are any of their names!
Looking2levelup
It's not the Babadook buuuuut it did make me cry
dirtyfreakingdan
So so so so fuckin great
LuffyDmonkey1
It’s ok, I went because people here said it was amazing. They didn’t pull me in, Jim and his wife did really extremely well on their roles.
BigPharma
i feel bad because when i saw the trailer i thought it looked dumb, and felt bad that John K was involved. now everyone loves it, and 1/2
BigPharma
i feel like an idiot because i clearly know nothing about what films are going to be successful. 2/2
bluehonuangel17
Definitely worth it. Saw it on Dolby too!
CaseyDDia
It wasn't as good as everyone made it out to be. Full of plot holes and lazy writing. The acting was great though.
codabear23
Best part for our deaf community, it’s in ASL. Loved it
OriginalWadjet
john pushed for an actual deaf actress for his character's daughter, too
inpuredeceit
I have feelings about this. The only spoken bits weren’t subbed and I had to put my caption glasses on. It honestly felt like a betrayal.
inpuredeceit
There was so much effort put in with the ASL and casting but that just made it clear it was still a movie for a hearing audience.
PAPASQUATT
Caught pieces of it. The monster looks and sounds too much like the demogorgan
ahiso
stranger things is bad
penguinpab
Bigger teeth
PoppaRocker
Clever mate
LeeBlack93
Except for the rude people who talk during the movie.
rogue00ff
Genius casting! Scale pay for actors is by the number of words for their role in the script. Saved a bunch SGA wages!
linustheman
They played that scene before the film at alamo draft house
DoctorFirefly22
Yes! Plus the no talking rule. Our theater was practically dead silent which was so perfect for this movie.
OopsieDaiseys
bring a paper bag. Pop it during the movie, then RUN.
Nandabun
When "The Others" was in theaters, a group of 15 of us went to the theater as a friend's birthday party. I can usually really tell the flow
Nandabun
of a horror movie, and waited until a very quiet scene, when I Was sure nothing plot related was going to happen.. and screamed as loud and
Nandabun
high pitched as I could. Friends later found out it was me, said it was the best scare of the film. :p
CaptainTrips1980
Why didn't they just live near the river?
StormheartKing
Probably because building any form of sustainable shelter there would've made more noise than the river. They still had to be quiet there.
Scruffy4lyfe
CaptainTrips1980
That’s a sequel I would love to see
ForeverCheese
Do yourself a favour, don't watch this in a cinema unless you're the only one in there. Silence is a huge part in it, so any sound fucks it.
DoctorFirefly22
Or find an Alamo Drafthouse. No talking/ excessive noise allowed plus they play this exact clip from The Office before it starts :)
Zandrake
I could hear every piece of popcorn. The jackass next to me had a noisy jacket and he couldn't sit still. I still enjoyed the movie though.
PreciousRockDove
I enjoyed the experience seeing it in theaters, listening to how others tried to be quiet. Would watch again in theaters later with less ppl
StormheartKing
I was in a full theater and it was one of the only movies I've seen where everyone was totally silent through the whole thing.
blackholesun99
The theater i went to actually played this clip during the previews... it was pretty amazing
HeyHeyKayJay
Alamo? I just saw it today in SF and caught the Office skit beforehand, too. :)
WardoDaWeirdo
Saw it last night, I enjoyed it.
Vagetarian
Saw it last night as well. Mentally challenged guy to my right, and black couple to my left. Screams ensued through all the jump scares.
kaboosh5353
Exactly why Im gonna wait a week or two and see it during the week at like 2
mentallychallengeaccepted
RETARD TO THE LEFT OF ME BLACK DUDE TO THE RIGHT HERE I AM STUCK IN THE MIDDLE WITH YOU
Vagetarian
I found myself singing that in the shower with your improved lyrics. Take your +1, good sir
LuckyWristbands
Dude do you live in nc because that was my experience too, except that was all behind my row
Vagetarian
Nope, Michigan - I just have horrible luck. The screaming to my right was usually followed by, "oh shit, they dead" top my left.
Mojayokok
1/2 He may not but I do & I had black couple beside & n front of me ... who eats that fucking loud, who talks during a movie & who answers
Mojayokok
2/3 ... their goddamn phone. My husband grabbed my arm when I said, “I wish this bitch would shut the fuck up”. They did shut up ...
Mojayokok
3/3 .. for 5 minutes. I should have went to the Black Panther movie & pulled the same shit, it happens WAYYY too often.
Tornadotaco
The call of nature into their neighbor's diet Pepsi?
MAKlemore34
I was torn between that or Ready Player One. I’ve heard a lot of hate for it, is it worth the watch?
muisverriet
Watch A Quiet Place. RP1 is fucking awful
TheRealDurdan
I think Yes, it was more emotional than I was expecting. I’ve heard ready player one is more of a kids/teenager movie(?)
searchingfortherightone
100% yes
slender1102
Yes it is
WardoDaWeirdo
I concur
messiahofmidgets
John krasinki’s the ghost
MAKlemore34
messiahofmidgets
Haha. I was kidding
ARealHumanandNotaChatBot
BahamutBBob
Username doesn't check out.
messiahofmidgets
Emily blunt is
bodaciousbum
Saw it in a Dolby surround sound theater. Worth
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mangoshapedspace
and sneezing.
LandManatee
I too enjoy The Sound of Silence.
0ByteMe1
all arouuund
CapsShield
I to enjoy John Cage's 4:33
dangerousDoc
Fools! You do not know! Silence like a cancer grows!
llortamai
Hello darkness my old friend...
Swaggynator387
I'm not your friend
VelociRache1
TheStressedOutLamma
Every cinema in this day and age has Dolby surround sound....
angelwkw3
No there's a difference in certain theaters. It's literally 4 more dollars for it compared to seeing it regular.
absolutcrysis
He might have meant the Dolby ATMOS. Those are very uncommon but unbelievable
mybrothersmario
I love atmos so much, currently saving up for a new receiver and a couple new speakers for my home theater.
SaltyJake
skelitor120
Everyone's saying "woosh". I'm usually on that side of the joke. This time, I am not. What?
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
The movie "A Quiet Place" is about people trying to stay hidden by being quiet. Ostensibly, the cinema sound system doesn't matter.
Aztekke
Or Dolby Atmos
lochnessm0nster
Wooosh
SpeshalBil
CapsShield
This is mine now. I'm stealing this. woopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoop.
Kahneolus
Yeah, THX for nothing!
reminryme
i thought no one understood this joke but its only a minute old. There's still hope.
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
To be fair, it's been 1 hour and it's at 6. So, not a lot of hope.
kingofasgard
See it. Fucking fantastic!!
pantsaflame
Tgggggggtt
CyFestus
I was highly turned on by that man's determination to save his family
Mojayokok
Fantastic is a strong overstatement, it was fine.
jackattackkk
I agree. It was alright. Nothing to lose my mind over, like some of the other posts I read before I saw it.
IAMBREAD
Saw it today my biggest gripe is the ending.
TheUserNameNotTaken
but i LOVED that ending
saltyvinegarstrokes1
Is it though...not one dog in the movie
KindalikeJesus
That raccoon though.......
whoknowswhoitis
When I saw it people laughed at the part lol
YourWaifuIsTrash
That also means no dogs die in it though. Any time I see a pet in a horror movie I get very worried.
DTNemes
My GF loves dogs, cries if they are "hurt", wanted her to see a movie. I fucking forgot about the dog in John Wick... Inconsolable.
DTNemes
I was so caught up in wanting her to see Keanu kick ass, that I forgot the plot.
JankyJohnny
:(
saltyvinegarstrokes1
But by the movies logic...it implies that they are already dead
Galactasaur
I assume most animals, besides fish, have already died.
tarbmx777
Also raccoons are alive
Galactasaur
Yeah I was like how are there still raccoons?!?!
Drakoflame
I wanna see this movie but my brother is on the fence about it. If it's aliens, he'll see it, if it's ghosts he won't touch it. which is it?
tamagochi
Yes
Kimurain
It's implied it's aliens, there's a bunch of newspaper clippings and one says a meteor hit mexico with the force of a nuclear bomb
TheRealMistuhfoxx
Totally missed that article.
Kimurain
Yeah, it was hard to see, it was easily seen like right at the start
123456789NarwhalFire987654321
Alien ghosts
OneNeoEon
you are thinking of "Final Fantasy: Spirits Within"
TheRealMistuhfoxx
Spoilers below(Kinda). Nothing movie ruining worthy.
TheRealMistuhfoxx
Away and their head is basically all ears. It’s like an ear magnifying glass type deal. Pretty cool creatures though.
TheRealMistuhfoxx
Never specified. But if it helps it’s some kind of weird ass creature that is blind. Slightly armored. And can hear subsonic sounds from far
nesurame
It made me think of these things: http://darksouls2.wiki.fextralife.com/file/Dark-Souls-2/Darkstalker_DS2.jpg
TheRealMistuhfoxx
Looks very similar except didn’t the movie ones have blades for arms
TheGoodKingOfImgur
It was alright. The suspense and action and the acting were all solid. The plot had tons of holes
WeSeeYou
We have sound guns that can emit a wide range of frequencies. Game over once we found out sound was the dominant sense
Tlaxxil
Why not just shoot the hell out of them? This sounds like a job for the Maxim Gun
CrazierConspiraciesThanTrump
All I wondered is where are their shoes!
ShirleyTempleGrandin
WHY DIDN'T THEY AT LEAST WEAR SOCKS
thorinelfinshield
They walked barefoot on the soft sand he was laying because it’s much quieter I think!
imarealperson
John Krasinski said it's so they could feel if they were going to step on something loud and it would be noisy washing their socks everyday
VelociRyan
Explain what plot holes, saw it a few nights back and genuinely curious what you think
swensoHero
How did the kids survive getting back to the house at the end?
MoistPenguin9
What if you fart real loud in yo sleep, you ded. Military got them loud ass frequency weapons, they ded (google it). Like countless others
imarealperson
I'd want to live in a tent by that waterfall
mm1434
Once you have made a sound couldn't you just move before they get to you and be "invisible" once again?
Dadahuo
Why did the Jim and his two kids decide to move around and run after hearing the monster coming in the corn field?
Dadahuo
If they all just stay still for two minutes; wouldn’t the monster just move on? Picking up the axe essentially killed himself.
AlexRiderWasAGoodKid
None of the monsters just moved though unless there was a distraction as far as I remember though? Not one gave up a chase unless forced
meisterhatter
Maybe the monster would eventually bump into them? Lol
swensoHero
Why would you get pregnant when this is going on?
TheGumshoeDetectiveChronicles
They probably weren't trying to. How would they prevent a pregnancy?
swensoHero
Not having sex
StormheartKing
Also will defend the next argument: why not abort it if it was a mistake? 1. They may not have known she was pregnant for a while. It's 1/?
StormheartKing
the apocalypse, after all, not really a gyno right around the corner. 2. Not everyone knows how to abort a baby and it could've gone 2/?
StormheartKing
1. Mistake. 2. It was how they dealt with things (saying more would be a huge spoiler). 3. Giving up having children is pretty much giving /
StormheartKing
up. There's no more after you then. They also preparred pretty well for it, had a few mistakes not happened it wouldn't have even been 2/?