Jun 21, 2018 4:12 AM
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reykjavikparadise
Meh....
CommonSnowflake
The sun rising during the strip was really well done. I didn't notice till I got to the end and was like "Did that sword get brighter?"
kiz06
His head is smaller when he wears the mask.
Nephalem
Source is Cable & Deadpool. Great series.
chrishallett83
Was he shooting his couch?
davidthemonkey
probably
DIngleberriesForBreakfast
Isn't one of his swords called Bae Arthur?
one is bea one is arthur
Doopapotamus
What's he shooting?
his couch
AceBandito
Bea Arthur? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVbVbE5PzY8
Boomboomyeahshaketheroom
You are a person of quality and distinction.
the names of his katanas, just fyi
Rifneno
5/7 would stay home and watch Lois & Clark instead. Might be a Tempus episode.
omngentryo
“Duh.”
"One of them is from another dimension! IT'S SO OBVIOUS! DUH!"
MrDeadsr
This was a great arc
RadicalOnion938
What was it?
The first issue of Cable & Deadpool.
motavia99
ginofgan
JackoM
I've never seen this before. Glad to see good old Ronnie James.
MysteryX95
I wanna see this. Sauce?
GhostofPost
It's from Disney xds ultimate Spiderman, . Season 2 episode 16 ultimate deadpool
DeathRac
Ultimate Spider-Man
subzero600
Ultimate Spider-Man S02E16 - Ultimate Deadpool.
That whole thing was such a silly ride from start to finish xD
giveitagentlesqueege
Ended too soon.
EzekielsRage
I would argue that it didn't end soon enough, I love Deadpool but the comic was DP&Cable and then cable left... Oh you mean this post
Decitron
You shut your damn mouth, C&DP was AMAZING for most of it's run.
BahamutBBob
Who didn't love Bob from Hydra?!
Thisisvisuallypleasing
Deadpool's cash flow is left open to interpretation. So he can go from piss poor to abundantly rich between two comics
ChaotikWolfi
'Tis just the deadpool way
FizzleBurger
I like to imagine that the guy on the phone could've said "A round-trip ticket and two chimichangas" and DP'd still say "That sure is a lot"
theDoctorGonzo
He’s usually got a bad habit of not being paid at all, being tricked, having it stolen by Oscorp, and so on.
bacchuss
Except for when he was personally funding the avengers
Nukemouse
Given his behavior he probably spends it all, forgets where he puts it, puts it in a bank account the FBI freezes etc etc
Ralvuimego
Knowing him, he's dumping it all into a secret bank account for after he fakes his death. To leave to spider man.
hugemuffin
's cat.
There's probably some sort of ridiculous fund he has that he feeds so he can buy stealth jet bombers or something in a pinch.
Chauxsitty
He probably has a guy that keeps his accounts..
Krimzonbear
one of my favorite lines is from after Bullseye pays him off not to kill him. Pool buys a new gun and says. 1/2
2/2- "I call it the compensator, its solid gold and shoots diamond bullets. "
thirteenorphans
Didn't he also decide to be a pirate?
Indeed he did. Met up with a super hot blind chic too.
KojimaWorks
Do they not say how much money it is because they don’t want people looking to see how much mercenaries actually cost?
doobiedoobop
Real world merc prices are way cheaper than pop culture would have lead me to believe.
FortressCraft
If you don't list how much, inflation doesn't make the story hilarious in 30 years time.
TiroDvD
Something about a guy canonically beating Dr. Doom because he owed him $20. "It's the principle".
epicfail331
Which issue?
Luke Cage, Hero for Hire #8
InVetinariVeritas
How much insane, katana-wielding, regenerating superpowered mercs cost. I'm sure thats crucial information when going mercshopping IRL.
(apologies if that sounded meaner than it was intended, I was just joshing)
screenaholic
I always thought media doesn't say the actual amount to make it more time proof. So 20 years from now the amount doesn't look small.
EvilEkips
Yeah, that's why the number is usally written down and not shown to the audience either when doing any kind of sale.
Kestrel21
One million dollars! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKKHSAE1gIs
Mavgurian
"1 million dollars!" *pinky-mouth*
PleasantPeasantPheasant
If you know how to moderate you can live quite comfortably of a million for quite a while.
KiyaSeraphia
1 million, tax free, is about 50 years (20k/year), which is about lower end retail wage. Fewer years, due to inflation, of course.
Properly invested you could survive on that. Wouldn't be classy, but it'd be a roof, gas, and food at minimums in some states.
alsoAzrael
They never mention actual amounts because it's more effective to leave it to the imagination, plus it doesn't really matter.
cheeseguy3412
"We will pay you... SEVEN DOLLARS." ... "Well Golly Gee Buttfuck, that sure is a lot!" - My brain, attempting to edit this scene.
krauraurgg
It also gets very silly if people read it 20 years later and there's a number. Inflation is a harsh mistress.
However looking at his living situation I'm guessing it isn't a lot or he's paying too much for weapons.
Or this was just the nicest place he could find where the neighbors don't complain about random indoor gunfire.
scarface98
This is probably more likely
Tassyr
He's notoriously bad at managing his money. He is insane, after all.
Lurdiak
He once ate 300 thousand dollars' worth of burritos and then shot himself.
SnackOverflowError
Tbh I think that’s how I wanna die
Dusk17
To be fair, Deadpool can usually survive a bullet to the head.
reykjavikparadise
Meh....
CommonSnowflake
The sun rising during the strip was really well done. I didn't notice till I got to the end and was like "Did that sword get brighter?"
kiz06
His head is smaller when he wears the mask.
Nephalem
Source is Cable & Deadpool. Great series.
chrishallett83
Was he shooting his couch?
davidthemonkey
probably
DIngleberriesForBreakfast
Isn't one of his swords called Bae Arthur?
davidthemonkey
one is bea one is arthur
Doopapotamus
What's he shooting?
davidthemonkey
his couch
AceBandito
Bea Arthur? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVbVbE5PzY8
Boomboomyeahshaketheroom
You are a person of quality and distinction.
davidthemonkey
the names of his katanas, just fyi
Rifneno
5/7 would stay home and watch Lois & Clark instead. Might be a Tempus episode.
omngentryo
“Duh.”
Rifneno
"One of them is from another dimension! IT'S SO OBVIOUS! DUH!"
MrDeadsr
This was a great arc
RadicalOnion938
What was it?
Nephalem
The first issue of Cable & Deadpool.
motavia99
ginofgan
JackoM
I've never seen this before. Glad to see good old Ronnie James.
MysteryX95
I wanna see this. Sauce?
GhostofPost
It's from Disney xds ultimate Spiderman, . Season 2 episode 16 ultimate deadpool
DeathRac
Ultimate Spider-Man
subzero600
Ultimate Spider-Man S02E16 - Ultimate Deadpool.
MysteryX95
That whole thing was such a silly ride from start to finish xD
giveitagentlesqueege
Ended too soon.
EzekielsRage
I would argue that it didn't end soon enough, I love Deadpool but the comic was DP&Cable and then cable left... Oh you mean this post
Decitron
You shut your damn mouth, C&DP was AMAZING for most of it's run.
BahamutBBob
Who didn't love Bob from Hydra?!
Thisisvisuallypleasing
Deadpool's cash flow is left open to interpretation. So he can go from piss poor to abundantly rich between two comics
ChaotikWolfi
'Tis just the deadpool way
FizzleBurger
I like to imagine that the guy on the phone could've said "A round-trip ticket and two chimichangas" and DP'd still say "That sure is a lot"
theDoctorGonzo
He’s usually got a bad habit of not being paid at all, being tricked, having it stolen by Oscorp, and so on.
bacchuss
Except for when he was personally funding the avengers
Nukemouse
Given his behavior he probably spends it all, forgets where he puts it, puts it in a bank account the FBI freezes etc etc
Ralvuimego
Knowing him, he's dumping it all into a secret bank account for after he fakes his death. To leave to spider man.
hugemuffin
's cat.
Doopapotamus
There's probably some sort of ridiculous fund he has that he feeds so he can buy stealth jet bombers or something in a pinch.
Chauxsitty
He probably has a guy that keeps his accounts..
Krimzonbear
one of my favorite lines is from after Bullseye pays him off not to kill him. Pool buys a new gun and says. 1/2
Krimzonbear
2/2- "I call it the compensator, its solid gold and shoots diamond bullets. "
thirteenorphans
Didn't he also decide to be a pirate?
Krimzonbear
Indeed he did. Met up with a super hot blind chic too.
KojimaWorks
Do they not say how much money it is because they don’t want people looking to see how much mercenaries actually cost?
doobiedoobop
Real world merc prices are way cheaper than pop culture would have lead me to believe.
FortressCraft
If you don't list how much, inflation doesn't make the story hilarious in 30 years time.
TiroDvD
Something about a guy canonically beating Dr. Doom because he owed him $20. "It's the principle".
epicfail331
Which issue?
TiroDvD
Luke Cage, Hero for Hire #8
InVetinariVeritas
How much insane, katana-wielding, regenerating superpowered mercs cost. I'm sure thats crucial information when going mercshopping IRL.
InVetinariVeritas
(apologies if that sounded meaner than it was intended, I was just joshing)
screenaholic
I always thought media doesn't say the actual amount to make it more time proof. So 20 years from now the amount doesn't look small.
EvilEkips
Yeah, that's why the number is usally written down and not shown to the audience either when doing any kind of sale.
Kestrel21
One million dollars! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKKHSAE1gIs
Mavgurian
"1 million dollars!" *pinky-mouth*
PleasantPeasantPheasant
If you know how to moderate you can live quite comfortably of a million for quite a while.
KiyaSeraphia
1 million, tax free, is about 50 years (20k/year), which is about lower end retail wage. Fewer years, due to inflation, of course.
KiyaSeraphia
Properly invested you could survive on that. Wouldn't be classy, but it'd be a roof, gas, and food at minimums in some states.
alsoAzrael
They never mention actual amounts because it's more effective to leave it to the imagination, plus it doesn't really matter.
cheeseguy3412
"We will pay you... SEVEN DOLLARS." ... "Well Golly Gee Buttfuck, that sure is a lot!" - My brain, attempting to edit this scene.
krauraurgg
It also gets very silly if people read it 20 years later and there's a number. Inflation is a harsh mistress.
PleasantPeasantPheasant
However looking at his living situation I'm guessing it isn't a lot or he's paying too much for weapons.
krauraurgg
Or this was just the nicest place he could find where the neighbors don't complain about random indoor gunfire.
scarface98
This is probably more likely
Tassyr
He's notoriously bad at managing his money. He is insane, after all.
Lurdiak
He once ate 300 thousand dollars' worth of burritos and then shot himself.
SnackOverflowError
Tbh I think that’s how I wanna die
Dusk17
To be fair, Deadpool can usually survive a bullet to the head.