WullieBlake
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Wholesome Dock Owner
Jul 2, 2017 2:41 PM
WullieBlake
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LasciviousHedgehog
Definitely not Scotland or the Scandi countries. Trespassing doesn't exist due to the right to roam.
Voidjumper
This is why I like that Dutch has a different word for "no" (the answer) and "no" (none of something)
dreadeyeknight
White guilt fuckery
intotheEnd
Is it still trespassing if you are invited
gawwwedAwful
Read 'dock' as 'dick'. Was not disappointed
AngryFennec
Is it still trespassing if you have permission?
onlyhalfghost
No.
BeerOrCoffee
Don't let your property insurer know this is here when they get a claim.
subtlerape
Now I want the dude to come out on the dock and have a beer with me.
letthereberock
Sittin on dock of a bay, watching the tiiiide roll away.
screamingshits
sittin on the dock of the bay...just wasting time
entropyk
Watchin' the ships roll in, then watch 'em roll away again
AbsoluteThundercunt
Beware of the alligators*
evildadunit
Florida man!!!
overfedlonghairedleapinggnome
This pleases me.
YacoXocaY
This pleases my dock.
PrestonGarvey
It'd please me if you helped my settlement
TheAxlotlinfinitum
Holy fuck I can't even escape you here
Auvdas
Could you mark it on my map?
IAlwaysUpvoteLowBudgetCreativeWork
Swizerland?
IAlwaysUpvoteLowBudgetCreativeWork
Google "Lausanne" you d00b
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IAlwaysUpvoteLowBudgetCreativeWork
Google "Lausanne" you d00b
sakzeroone
This just opens yourself to getting sued when some dummy hurts themselves...better to have a "no trespassing" sign and not enforce it
dilbobaggins
Legal theft when trespassing with too much impunity
WellThatsOriginal
If I get sued and lose for being nice the family of the plaintiff will enjoy the money. Wink wink
drasparagus
Unfortunately, this is the world we live in.
HiImLurking
You mean America, never world
Sbeebree
Not the world I live in. A few a-holes will never ruin it for the rest of us.
2and900
Soon world
BeKindAndLoveOneAnother
The lawsuit culture of America has always baffled me. If you tried that shit over here you'd be laughed out of court.
pandro
This is a result of "deregulation" of lawyers in the 1970's, allowing them to advertise. "Know your rights!" became find a defendant with $
SvprHanc
Me as well.. as an American, it's disappointing that people have to live in the perceived threat of being sued over anything.
SnartHelg
if you think someone's going to sue you, just shoot them imo
SvprHanc
Suppose in a I say/they say, your argument is a bit stronger if there is no they say..
SnartHelg
as your lawyer i recommend you hide the bodies
SoThenThisAssholeSaid
Most of the OMG AMERICA! lawsuits didn't happen, or happened far differently than people have heard. A headline isn't the whole story 1
DreadPierateRoberts
I know someone who has had lawsuits against them from pulling the car put of mud bumper came off and hit idiot owner who was told to move
SqueakyCleanButthole
Well y'all once hanged an elephant and sentenced a monkey, I know that for sure
Anthonlee
?
SoThenThisAssholeSaid
and many of them are from before the internet, when you could easily verify how full of shit your source is. For example the "a burglar 2
SoThenThisAssholeSaid
fell on my butcher's knife and sued me!" was completely made up. McDonald's hot coffee lady? Yea they served her literal bubbling, boiling3
YouWillNotLikeThis
No! The mcdonalds coffee was bullshit, they served coffee at 96c, which is the temperature you brew coffee at. No melting cups!
SoThenThisAssholeSaid
hot coffee that melted the cup, and gave her burns so bad it melted her lady parts, all because they left the coffee machine touching the 4
Treblaine
Yeah, and things like Anti-SLAPP laws actually give you more protection from being sued in the US than other countries.
Treblaine
Also, America doesn't have things like superinjunctions, which are rampant in the UK.
Peanutbutterandcrackers
Not a lawyer but if it's still being labelled trespassing, seems to me that they are saying it's not enforced, just as you suggest
SuspiciousCactus
No it's a lawsuit. Same as if someone falls in your pool and drowns. If you don't have fence/cover/deterrents then it's your ass.
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
"You are welcome to sit here" is not unenforced, it's an invitation.
elephantocetomachia
You are welcome to sit here only. You aren't allowed to do anything else or it would be trespassing.
ComradeBushtail
*fine print* we are not responsible for any occurrences when using this dock such as injury, death, death of a loved one, bankruptcy...
Phyrie
I miss the old "sue this medication company" commercials. "If you have experienced any of the following 'death, ...'" They changed it :(
MothMonsterMan
Where the Fuck do you live? That's all we get on tv still. And the one if you need cash now.