Nov 14, 2017 12:12 AM
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GirlWithTheLittleDog
It's like someone told him he needs to ease up on threatening North Korea with war and this is what he came up with.
delilahviolet
This is the single greatest thing I've seen today
itsACoppa
Trump is actually doing great so far, Congress is what people should worry about
mrbadxampl
perfect!
IReactToCommentsInMemesAndGifs
Daria? Is this a still from Daria?
scottr795127001
Dingus2
I'm glad people are finally starting to understand this.
Eclaircissement
♫♪lalalalalala
gr8snd
Daria!
Ds2k7
Nah that's Quinn
Fundeen
Amen
TCGView
Try reading a transcript of one of his rants. It's like listening to a 5 year old tell a story about a dog he once saw.
GrimdogX
Oh he actually said it, I honestly thought it was just a joke people were making.
yousosexy
SH0EB0X
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhDoTKkHg9k
destinoz
This is how we negotiate our way through a nuclear crisis in 2017. Musk's hurry to get a colony on mars is starting to make sense.
RednapxpandeR
I can't believe people still support this disgusting person. I've lost faith in my government
Yeah, DOWN WITH QUINN!
Bunsen
Threewisemen
I never jumped on the make-fun-of-trump bandwagon, but this is fucking gold.
InnsmouthTourist
Get this for childlike wonder: https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/make-trump-tweets-eight-a/iopebbikefjcknnbmdkkcebchlnaioen?hl=en
NorthWestOutdoorsman
Holy shit. It works perfect. I can even hear her voice.
DeliciousPandaTears
Quinn really is the best pairing for this quote.
Thefilthwizard
I concur! (Man I miss this show)
m053486
Summer though...
thundercactus
Every time I read the name "Quinn" all I can think of is Sandi saying it.... "qwhhhhhuinn"
cthulhubeard
Quinn is always the best pairing for any tweet.
0vertherainb0w
Totally read it in her voice
Lulabel73
I can hear her voice.
anarapist
+1 read it in her voice.
toasteheh
I have a question: why is that gangnam style guy trying to nuke us?
WellThatsOriginal
I think it's because we won't let him move south. Unless he gets a dragon. We won't know till the winter thaw, how it ends. Or begins maybe.
PrivateIsotope
Our president is the best Mean Girl ever, hands down.
ShiloTheFuzzySerialKiller
*tiny hands down.
BALKatalo
He has the hair dye for it anyway. Who is blonde at 71?
Fatherdoodle
Same people who have brown hair at 71. I think more focus should be on the orange skin.
Vaerlin
To be fair, the creature who wears Donald Trump's body seems to have improved his skin coloring choice since running for president.
ThePastmaster
I wonder what they did to make Jeri Ryan look so young.
That's not Jeri Ryan.
*Rolls eyes* I know. :P
I suppose it's the actress that played Data's daughter, Lal.
MidlandRedux
Donald Trump never lets two days pass without reminding us he is the dumbest man on Earth.
Imgurkoff69
If you're so smart, why aren't you a billionaire president?
HitlersWeiner
Because he's smart
1/2 - A signifcant clue as to how bad off we are is that the last few republican primary campaigns have been zoos of crackpots and . . .
2/2 - . . . Dullards. Because the party leaders don't care about having a good president as long as they get what they want in congress.
Doesn't answer the question asked. You're halfway to being a politician. Too bad we don't want more of those. :P
2/2 -- That was another period in our history where the political elite ruled from the senate and liked having weak, stupid presidents.
1/2 - Harry Truman once explained to Merle Miller how having six stupid presidents almost one after another led us into a civil war.
TheLeftPocket
There are plenty of dumb rich people and plenty of dumb presidents.
Markodgt
I really fucking wish Twitter could ban his account.
Why do you think they can't
tooomanystevesgotbanned
Why would they do that! He generates so much free advertising for people to join twitter just to laugh at him!
True true, I guess I do love me a good dumpster fire.
Bburg84
This was an actual statement from our fine President Donald Trump. This actually happened. For real. Seriously.
sleeek
Fucking amazing, no sarcasm . I love the dude for this.
IronicUsername
It's a real thing that actually happened and is real.
jetflight
Honestly, I found it hilarious. Presidential? No. But the image of POTUS Trump trolling Un just for shits and giggles is a damn funny one.
He's an amazing shitposter. This is the best vote ever.
SchrodingersSchrodinger
How are you still surprised by ol’ Dirty Don?
Sarahsmomhasgotitgoingon
sum1ne1
God I love this show
Slamtastik
Just when you think he couldn't possibly act like more like a 12 year old brat.
AREKEEOO
I envy the dead.
aCoolBreezeOnAHotSummerDay
Yeah and it’s awesome!!
wideeyedilluminations
How was his covid response?
OperationRustysBlanket
At least he said on November 11, what else important could happen that day
iamthisguy247
Ha that's funny. Well at least it's not a real thing that actually happened right?
SaitamaSaysOk
Wrong
whosthatgirlitsvern
SixHundredThousandBees
#pineapplegang
What what!!
It's a tweet not a statement. Otherwise yup.
BisonMooseDuck
The courts disagree. They say his tweets count as statements.
dingosmush
The White House themselves said his tweets are statements.
UserSubHunterOfIndeterminateGender
That was an idiotic move on their part. Their lawyer should have hit them upside the head when it was suggested. I can see the lawsuits.
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/statement
TinyRickRoll
Dude was just trying to clarify and you all downvote him
Because he's wrong. Not only is it a statement by the basic definition of the word but his tweets are also official statements.
True, although nowhere before in the chain was Twitter mentioned, also generally speaking, when I hear statement I think verbal.
So essentially you all downvoted for offer further information and agreeing with the overall sentiment.
Dudewalker1
How is a tweet in a public forum from the President of the United States of America, not a statement from his office?
In the same way that Obama threatening to kill the Jonas Brothers with a drone strike is not a statement from his office.
(That, too, actually happened. Youtube has clips of it)
Kougeru
Do you know what context is? That was at the White House Correspondence Dinner. It was an obvious joke. No different than someone saying
Yes. I know what a joke is. I know consistently what a joke is. I know it when Obama makes it. I also know a joke when Trump makes it.
"you touch my daughter and you might need to meet my double barrel".
Loveshead2
Tbh this was the first time where one of his completely unprofessional tweets actually amused me.
GentlemanGoldfish
See, it WOULD (and kinda did) amuse me, but I'm somewhat more afraid of getting nuked now.
SluntBiggums
Even if they could keep a single missile from breaking apart we still have intercept systems.
TemetNosce000
Which aren't 100% accurate
nanyatenyaa
Which aren't entirely accurate and have been fooled by s hiy like birds and drones...
NK can barely get a missile to Japan, let alone to the US.
Sheepyhead
They can however dump most of their missiles right on top of Seoul
And invoke the wrath of China, Japan, and India.
Denturedog
As real as him looking at the sun during a eclipse without protection, does this asshat surprise anyone still
TraitorousTrump3
You should see what his son did today. He’s even dumber.
What did his son do?
Domokun115
Tell me
https://www.google.com/amp/s/mobile.nytimes.com/2017/11/13/us/politics/donald-trump-jr-wikileaks-emails-democrats.amp.html
Thanks
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
Why is he allowed to.....anything?
First Amendment.
AVeryVeryVeryVeryVeryVeryVeryLostDragon
The idiots that elected him enable it
HypocriticalBastard
Partisan politics. And idiots.
ninjagall
Money
Satherian
...money
1st amendment protects civilians from the government. Not a free pass to provoke other countries as the head of state
^Translation: Freedom of Speech only applies to people I agree with.
GirlWithTheLittleDog
It's like someone told him he needs to ease up on threatening North Korea with war and this is what he came up with.
delilahviolet
This is the single greatest thing I've seen today
itsACoppa
Trump is actually doing great so far, Congress is what people should worry about
mrbadxampl
perfect!
IReactToCommentsInMemesAndGifs
Daria? Is this a still from Daria?
scottr795127001
Dingus2
I'm glad people are finally starting to understand this.
Eclaircissement
♫♪lalalalalala
gr8snd
Daria!
Ds2k7
Nah that's Quinn
Fundeen
Amen
TCGView
Try reading a transcript of one of his rants. It's like listening to a 5 year old tell a story about a dog he once saw.
GrimdogX
Oh he actually said it, I honestly thought it was just a joke people were making.
yousosexy
SH0EB0X
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhDoTKkHg9k
destinoz
This is how we negotiate our way through a nuclear crisis in 2017. Musk's hurry to get a colony on mars is starting to make sense.
RednapxpandeR
I can't believe people still support this disgusting person. I've lost faith in my government
Dingus2
Yeah, DOWN WITH QUINN!
Bunsen
Threewisemen
I never jumped on the make-fun-of-trump bandwagon, but this is fucking gold.
InnsmouthTourist
Get this for childlike wonder: https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/make-trump-tweets-eight-a/iopebbikefjcknnbmdkkcebchlnaioen?hl=en
NorthWestOutdoorsman
Holy shit. It works perfect. I can even hear her voice.
DeliciousPandaTears
Quinn really is the best pairing for this quote.
Thefilthwizard
I concur! (Man I miss this show)
m053486
Summer though...
thundercactus
Every time I read the name "Quinn" all I can think of is Sandi saying it.... "qwhhhhhuinn"
cthulhubeard
Quinn is always the best pairing for any tweet.
0vertherainb0w
Totally read it in her voice
Lulabel73
I can hear her voice.
anarapist
+1 read it in her voice.
toasteheh
I have a question: why is that gangnam style guy trying to nuke us?
WellThatsOriginal
I think it's because we won't let him move south. Unless he gets a dragon. We won't know till the winter thaw, how it ends. Or begins maybe.
PrivateIsotope
Our president is the best Mean Girl ever, hands down.
ShiloTheFuzzySerialKiller
*tiny hands down.
BALKatalo
He has the hair dye for it anyway. Who is blonde at 71?
Fatherdoodle
Same people who have brown hair at 71. I think more focus should be on the orange skin.
Vaerlin
To be fair, the creature who wears Donald Trump's body seems to have improved his skin coloring choice since running for president.
ThePastmaster
I wonder what they did to make Jeri Ryan look so young.
PrivateIsotope
That's not Jeri Ryan.
ThePastmaster
*Rolls eyes* I know. :P
PrivateIsotope
I suppose it's the actress that played Data's daughter, Lal.
MidlandRedux
Donald Trump never lets two days pass without reminding us he is the dumbest man on Earth.
Imgurkoff69
If you're so smart, why aren't you a billionaire president?
HitlersWeiner
Because he's smart
MidlandRedux
1/2 - A signifcant clue as to how bad off we are is that the last few republican primary campaigns have been zoos of crackpots and . . .
MidlandRedux
2/2 - . . . Dullards. Because the party leaders don't care about having a good president as long as they get what they want in congress.
Imgurkoff69
Doesn't answer the question asked. You're halfway to being a politician. Too bad we don't want more of those. :P
MidlandRedux
2/2 -- That was another period in our history where the political elite ruled from the senate and liked having weak, stupid presidents.
MidlandRedux
1/2 - Harry Truman once explained to Merle Miller how having six stupid presidents almost one after another led us into a civil war.
TheLeftPocket
There are plenty of dumb rich people and plenty of dumb presidents.
Markodgt
I really fucking wish Twitter could ban his account.
Dingus2
Why do you think they can't
tooomanystevesgotbanned
Why would they do that! He generates so much free advertising for people to join twitter just to laugh at him!
Markodgt
True true, I guess I do love me a good dumpster fire.
Bburg84
This was an actual statement from our fine President Donald Trump. This actually happened. For real. Seriously.
sleeek
Fucking amazing, no sarcasm . I love the dude for this.
IronicUsername
It's a real thing that actually happened and is real.
jetflight
Honestly, I found it hilarious. Presidential? No. But the image of POTUS Trump trolling Un just for shits and giggles is a damn funny one.
Imgurkoff69
He's an amazing shitposter. This is the best vote ever.
SchrodingersSchrodinger
How are you still surprised by ol’ Dirty Don?
Sarahsmomhasgotitgoingon
sum1ne1
God I love this show
Slamtastik
Just when you think he couldn't possibly act like more like a 12 year old brat.
AREKEEOO
I envy the dead.
aCoolBreezeOnAHotSummerDay
Yeah and it’s awesome!!
wideeyedilluminations
How was his covid response?
OperationRustysBlanket
At least he said on November 11, what else important could happen that day
iamthisguy247
Ha that's funny. Well at least it's not a real thing that actually happened right?
SaitamaSaysOk
Wrong
Bburg84
whosthatgirlitsvern
SixHundredThousandBees
#pineapplegang
iamthisguy247
What what!!
cthulhubeard
It's a tweet not a statement. Otherwise yup.
BisonMooseDuck
The courts disagree. They say his tweets count as statements.
dingosmush
The White House themselves said his tweets are statements.
UserSubHunterOfIndeterminateGender
That was an idiotic move on their part. Their lawyer should have hit them upside the head when it was suggested. I can see the lawsuits.
IronicUsername
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/statement
TinyRickRoll
Dude was just trying to clarify and you all downvote him
IronicUsername
Because he's wrong. Not only is it a statement by the basic definition of the word but his tweets are also official statements.
TinyRickRoll
True, although nowhere before in the chain was Twitter mentioned, also generally speaking, when I hear statement I think verbal.
TinyRickRoll
So essentially you all downvoted for offer further information and agreeing with the overall sentiment.
Dudewalker1
How is a tweet in a public forum from the President of the United States of America, not a statement from his office?
jetflight
In the same way that Obama threatening to kill the Jonas Brothers with a drone strike is not a statement from his office.
jetflight
(That, too, actually happened. Youtube has clips of it)
Kougeru
Do you know what context is? That was at the White House Correspondence Dinner. It was an obvious joke. No different than someone saying
jetflight
Yes. I know what a joke is. I know consistently what a joke is. I know it when Obama makes it. I also know a joke when Trump makes it.
Kougeru
"you touch my daughter and you might need to meet my double barrel".
Loveshead2
Tbh this was the first time where one of his completely unprofessional tweets actually amused me.
GentlemanGoldfish
See, it WOULD (and kinda did) amuse me, but I'm somewhat more afraid of getting nuked now.
SluntBiggums
Even if they could keep a single missile from breaking apart we still have intercept systems.
TemetNosce000
Which aren't 100% accurate
nanyatenyaa
Which aren't entirely accurate and have been fooled by s hiy like birds and drones...
Imgurkoff69
NK can barely get a missile to Japan, let alone to the US.
Sheepyhead
They can however dump most of their missiles right on top of Seoul
Imgurkoff69
And invoke the wrath of China, Japan, and India.
Denturedog
As real as him looking at the sun during a eclipse without protection, does this asshat surprise anyone still
TraitorousTrump3
You should see what his son did today. He’s even dumber.
IronicUsername
What did his son do?
Domokun115
Tell me
JustPornStuffs
https://www.google.com/amp/s/mobile.nytimes.com/2017/11/13/us/politics/donald-trump-jr-wikileaks-emails-democrats.amp.html
Domokun115
Thanks
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
Why is he allowed to.....anything?
Imgurkoff69
First Amendment.
AVeryVeryVeryVeryVeryVeryVeryLostDragon
The idiots that elected him enable it
HypocriticalBastard
Partisan politics. And idiots.
ninjagall
Money
Imgurkoff69
First Amendment.
Satherian
...money
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
1st amendment protects civilians from the government. Not a free pass to provoke other countries as the head of state
Imgurkoff69
^Translation: Freedom of Speech only applies to people I agree with.