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Hungrypiemonger
http://imgur.com/37nKpWA
WellThatsOriginal
#7 oh my!
SederHishtalshelus
Mens*
Debbywithawhy
best one-"You literally look like a thumb with teeth drawn on it"
Kittten
All the female one's are about the same.. couple actually ok
garystjohn
I hate to pick one because they were all so hilarious but the first one has my vote.
thisspecieshasamuzeditselftodeath
Fucking brutal! Pc principal!!
srsfaceI8C
#26 to be fair, those two things usually overlap
BuffmeUp
#21 Deep into unknown Cleave
ImhotepofDjoser
Can someone explain number 2? I don't get it
norame
#10 omg
TheKerfuffle
https://m.popkey.co/616e4a/VoOGV.gif
passbuspass
that one was my favorite
CoolGuyCoolDude
That one was hilarious
iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
Good thing Elves don't live very long.. oh wait..
12GaPoopRockets
Every r/roastme dump I see: oh you're an attractive girl? Yup definitely a whore.
breakingcode
#6 it's the one on the right, just so you know.
ExplodingRobotColon
#12
srsfaceI8C
That's the best roast I've seen in awhile. Actually got me to chuckle.
JesusIsntWhite
#13 squint
theluckyking
Half these people are still out of my league...
thepaan
#2 = Jane Lynch: The Wonder Years
FallingInInv3rt
#9 Im crying XD
TheSpottedZebra
On a scale of 1-your nipples... fucking lost it for like 2 minutes.
RMaybeth
for those who might not know what a "Rumspringa" is, its when 16 year old Amish people live for a summer as a regular American to try it.
RedPeggy
I didn't know the word for it - but after I scrolled back up to peep the roastee for a clue, I immediately understood.
AssistedLivingDracula
Thanks for saving me the Google search.
FergusonMichaelJordanBishop
#20 fucking classic
noneyobusisness
Misscarriage
judgejudyismyspiritanimal
Trailer moon.
papababoo
these are actually lol funny. more!
0xFFF1
#1 You could make a religion out of this
SplashesinPuddles
no, don't
Zerotix3333
Please don't
FlyingSpaghettiAngelWhoLostHisWings
#13 "Are you aware that your "friend" there on the left masturbates to your Facebook photos ?"
ATimeTravellingRobotFromTheFuture
To be fair, any semi attractive female, on or off Facebook, has likely been an inspiration for her male friend's at some point in her life.
RedPeggy
Is this true?
fr1080f
letsbakesomecookiesfortheboys
I always hope so.
lawzy4
Woah... went to highschool with the girls in 18 haha
akalien
#18 ahem
SpartanTimmy
Exactly...
mricowboy
#21 lot lizard
WeldingMyLifeAway2
Friends of the road
thedarkcanuck
Ain't no lot lizards out there remotely that hot
Gandalfsuglybrother
Definitely. But Queen of the lot lizards, so that whole big fish in a small pond thing.
theyallfloatdownhere
What do you call a lot lizard with a mattress on her back?
theyallfloatdownhere
An owner operator
SexPenguinWhoreNunToTheArchdoiceseAndOligarchy
I will not suck you and I will not be sucked on by you.
sigruun
I'm a-frothin' and a-foamin', and I got desire in my heart...
Sully280
I laughed too hard and felt too bad at #25
GalacticSpaceLemon
The rabbits bit was the best by far!
plplokokplok
Can you explain... for my friend of course.
GalacticSpaceLemon
It was a refference to Lenny from the book "Of Mice And Men". Basically, they were saying the guy literally looks like he is retarded.
kah929
Fucking PC bro was the best damn thing that could have been said.
CanOnlySayYes
What does this mean? Asking for a friend
Keronin
If you watch the most recent couple of seasons of South Park, there's a character named PC Principal who kinda looks like this guy.
kah929
Not being a dick, but it's more than kinda. The dude looks practically identical!
Raxzx
Politically correct.