Mar 23, 2023 1:44 AM
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AgentDoggit83
Lies I didn't see one fence the entire video
swissdoode
That's gold
Sebastopol140
Next: release the tiger!
xMOISEx
chucklemore
lol
ruferto
me: *flicks lighter* .... doenst turn on ... *flicks lighter 2 more times* robber: "um, you need a light, bro?"
stayingalive4life
For some reason I can’t stop laughing every time this get on loop.
KilroyLichking
flickum bicus
cabalin
Works best if your attacker is wearing a long sleeve shirt or jacket
HackerJacker
yeah in a real situation adrenaline would make you barely feel the flame
sub80
The world is made of a few creative people and a bunch of copycats
CaptSchmidtGaming
IRL you're still gonna Die in that situation
idiotsonfire
The average person won't know how to enforce or counter the responses to escape from a choke.
TitaniumTeddyBear
If it seems stupid but works it's not stupid.
MannyFester1
Keep a Lego in your pocket to fend off barefooted attackers
sevro77
If that doesn't work, hit him with your sledge-o-matic
neonoptic
RIP
ilhares
I hear there's a surplus on the used market now.
DBrasington71
Flaming Bic style!
LivesInThe90s
Use your nails. Aim for the eyes.
TheBluntSoldier
This will get you out of the hold, but if you set his shirt on fire first it will also get you enough time to run away
nemet
There's much wisdom in this.
TheMadOnion
My solution would be to take my pants off and then start screaming rape to make them incredibly uncomfortable. It might backfire though....
ThrowAwayAcct0000
You are obviously not a woman.
Well I mean I am missing one testicle so technically I'm only 2/3 of a man. Haha But yeah you're right.
redratsnakeordave
It’s like when Indiana Jones shoots the sword guy.
TmbgCheeseCreator
fun fact that you already knew: harrison ford improved that scene because he had a stomach bug & couldn't be bothered w/the choreography
forResearchPurposesOnly
I’d be a bit pissed if my teacher burned me like that.
volunteervancouver
well 1)what are you gonna do about it and 2) you sign a waver
vahnn
Phew, for a second I thought I was signing a waiver that freed him from all liability, but it was just a stupid waver.
yes you sign a wavier that says just that when you take a self defence class.
Admittedly I’m assuming a lot here, but burning someone as a prank is a bit disrespectful and abusive IMO. One thing if you’re in on it.
pickledpunk021
What if you're attacked with a pointed stick?
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
have a longer pointed stick on you
ChazzK
SHAT UP!!!
TheSilverSeraph
Set it on fire with your lighter
MeSoErnie
casbott
Suprise value is the best weapon.
TakuanSoho
Okay so first rule : being smoking hot ?
Falkh12
go on...
ivymantled69
You can also say ‘Harder Daddy’
Bludabeagle
Yes, Sir/Ma'am!!!
IamCommanderShepardAndThisIsMyFavouriteStoreOnTheCitadel
MADFOX
iLikeRainyDays
Gifs that end too soon
OrdinarilyBob
https://www.instagram.com/p/CjHQSn7vO6P/
BlueskydragonFX
My 12-yr-old daughter had a guy grab her butt with 2 hands on the bus 2 days ago. She shouted "hey!"& kicked him in the nuts. He hit the
ground, then ran off the bus, being chewed out by a college girl the whole time. (City bus) I am so proud of my fearless girl!
Emuc64
Go her! That's unacceptable behavior. Thought it was a fellow classmate (already bad) - somehow "city bus" with a rando makes it worse.
Yeah, she said he "looked 16." I said, he was old enough to know better! (I just wish she didn't have to do that at all, you know?)
Agreed. Self defense class taught women to 1. be aware 2. go for the eyes and soft spots (neck, groin, etc.) 3. run,don't get into their car
negriro
black bic belt
WwwhyYouNoLikeMe
bic belt
PwnageHobo
But what if he's wearing a leather jacket and gloves? He probably won't even notice
Donfolstar
One wiff of crispy leather and they'll be like "oh man, my jacket". While he's checking the damage you hit him with a hammer, or run away.
that's why a pocket knife is more useful
But that then leaves a risk of the attacker gaining a knife. Best not to bring knives to a fist fight.
CloakerJosh
You set fire to yourself. All but the most dedicated justu practitioners usually drop a flaming target. #FollowMeForMoreSelfDefenceTips
There is a known counter move to that technique though
astrangehop
I think him eating the bagel was my favorite moment
NoQuestionMarksInDeclarativeSentences
Neat stache
HypnagogicHallucinations
That wasn't cash money of you, bruv.
IliveIdyeIliveagain
Falcrist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF0HhrwIwp0
WhichIsIt
Fred needs a blowjob stat!
SJBSavageInk
Sex has gotten weird
imgonnaralph
Later:
DangerTrain
That was moments before, not later.
Zalm
OneShot510
If you're hitting it hard and fast enough that the energy transfer sets it on fire... it's time to stop. Or go faster, I don't kink shame.
DonteHaversham
This is also a method for cooking chicken, according to the internet.
"Dja tell em about that crazy dog dork a yours?" Best animated show - hands down.
WiiShaker
I always dab.
DanCodyComics
Stop saying dab
JeffGoldbum
Cue Kings of Leon
GoldenSun3DS
The new Scooby Doo show is weird.
Johnny Quest*
BrockEffingSamson
Dude, stop wailing on my junk!
LostInObscurity
Dab!
RAJrios
/a/QW2ORtp
TheDaharMaster
v
SupposablyPersnickity
Literally, self defense isn’t a game with rules. Keep your cool and use what you got.
TsubakiTragic
I believe those sentiments are the basis of Krav Maga.
MrOne2
my strategy
SithElephant
Hitmonchan.
I never want to be in a fair fight. I want to destroy whoever is attacking me.
MalePerson
I jokingly was like "oh got the choke on ya" and the dude just squeezed my balls and I ran away
Gameskyjumper
bite or back headbutt
Svartsinn
Bite and scratch
Imademyselfsquirtle
If someone is choking you like this, hit their nuts. If they are choking you from the front hit their nuts. Fight and live go for nuts.
…because there’s usually nuts.
If no nut, a nice jab to the clam still works.
Your bodily autonomy is worth more than their safety/life. Crush. Every. Testicle.
Then crush them again.
eggmuffin
I'll have passed out by the time I found my pocket and dug out a lighter. Properly executed, a choke like that puts you out *fast*.
And you're not in a good place, brain-wise, in the seconds you do remain conscious, either. The brain goes through A LOT of blood.
WalksWithNoFear
https://jitsmagazine.com/scientists-confirm-which-chokes-put-people-to-sleep-the-fastest/
Average is 9 seconds. If your response is automatic, that’s more than enough time to reach into you pocket, open a pocket knife and slash.
It really isn't, due to the whole "brain not good" part that comes with an interruption to its blood flow. I don't recommend trying it.
ParanoidCarrot
everything is fairgame
pancreas
brains over brawn. Any object you can physically pick up becomes a weapon
flavivsaetivs
There are no such thing as fair fights when lives are on the line.
UpvoteTotem
Gouge them eyeballs with everything you got
lewdev
Especially if you're smaller, use every dirty cheat ever: Eye poke, kick the balls, use hard objects, get on steroids. Ok, not the last one.
Benki6wbh
Self-defense has one rule, use overwhelming force and cunning to defeat your attacker putting them on the ground and keeping them there
RuinedChildHood
I'd rather have a torch cause my luck with lighters don't always light up
ProudAussie
A stranger put me in a chokehold. I put my hand into his pants & grabbed him by his balls. We'll be married 10 years this September
betterthanexpected
Yeah, but when training maybe don't burn your partner.
zenoxomega
I can use my watch as a knuckle buster if I need to seriously defend myself and hit hard. Will totally get destroyed but life and living
keyblader1985
Just the one rule - "don't die"
FraudulentPepsi
Adrenaline makes this meaningless in real life
FizzyBacon
Until you learn to control it, which is like herding cats…
KentKnifen
ZK383
#1: Don't go stupid places. #2: Don't hang out with stupid people. #3: Don't do stupid things. These three will minimize your troubles.
Thinking that you can always tell who is and isn't stupid is pretty stupid...
It's something to strive for. Got a buddy who is always in bar fights, getting DUI, hang out with him?.... so will you.
See, you just made an example of someone OBVIOUSLY stupid. I was making the point that it's usually NOT obvious.
Well, we're on the same page. I watch for obviously. Here's your upvote!
MangoLassi
GravyEducation
AngurProne
I gave a friend's kid a mini Mace I had from the 80's. She got tackled one night and now he can't see. Old Mace is way caustic. :) F Em.
1. You dealt w/ him afterwards? 2. It is still good 33+ yrs later?
Worse is better in this case, I think...
AvsFreak
theoracleofdreams
Soufange
Dangit, Pickie! Someone's gonna lose an eye!
darkninja2992
This is why i always carry a small container of glitter. Blinds them and will get on everything they own
pettingmycatwhileipoo
Now they'll get in trouble with their wife\partner at home also ;}
SacrificialClam
Always remember to SING: Solar plexus, Instep, Nose, Groin
You spelled "GGGG" wrong
Thats for a different activity
Leithoa
And always restomp the groin
"That's what they're there for" - Homer Simpson
rugmibackward
Like zombieland - always doubletap
RolandLovecraft
“Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth.” -Michael Scott
MajMalfunction2
God damn, Tyson really knows how to hit the power switch on his opponent's brain.
By the time fist hits jaw, everyone's lost imo. But just duck and weave. Embarrassing story, had to deescalate a fist fight with my brother1
He threw two punches, I just rolled with em. No real harm, stupid argument, but I ducked like Dubya dodged shoes
badatediting
GhostOTM
In a fair fight keep is square. In self defense gouge eyes, twist fingers, and bite onto anything you can.
"Fair fight"? Do you also believe in leprechauns?
gluttonygreedpridewrathslothlustenvy
My father only taught me one lesson I value: there is no such thing as a fair fight.
Wombatant
I do remember one martial arts teacher saying "There's an off-button behind the eye of most people. Not in or on the eye, behind it."
Instructions unclear, twisted nipples and bit the eyes. Attacker ran away screaming though?
1stCivDiv1371
If it's a fair fight you are doing it wrong.
Superchief86
ReaperCDN
There's a reason this guy lived and got exactly what he wanted. And it's not because of a stupid notion like being fair.
deletable
This guy gets it. It’s not like your fighting your “friends”. You’re trying to get away with the least amount of damage done to you.
TanithRosenbaum
And if you can, run away. The objective isn't "winning", it's surviving. Grandstanding won't get you anything.
Except possibly laid. Skrong man fuk
eetsumkaus
but what if I need to prove my penis is bigger than theirs?
I mean, it's your funeral :)
Aksuuuh
Quickly get completely naked and say "I love it when they fight back!"
NowhereMan313
Hit 'em with it.
Twice.
hesbeginningtobelieve
I don’t fight.. but if I was ever really in danger.. I’d punch em in the throat and kick em in the dick.
PirateRubberDuck
That is what they teach in martial arts classes. So obviously I won't do that as they can defend against it.
rossimus
It only takes three pounds of pressure to pop an eyeball with your finger
patta8388
Kick the knees. Like really kick it like until it looks like a chicken leg. Falls down instantly and won't be running for a couple of minute
Mxlespxles
RoodKontjeAapje
Might be easier said than done in a chaotic fight situation.
Calicious
People underestimate biting & eye gauging
“Give’m the old dick twist!” Some wresting fan loudly.
RemtonDulyak
That's what I told my kids. If anyone you don't know tries to catch you, hit 'em hard in the crotch, man or woman, then the chin. VERY hard!
If anyone grabs you around the neck from behind, reach into you pocket and get your pocket knife, open it and start slicing their arm.
Everyone should have a pocket knife. They should practice opening it with one hand until it’s reflex. This only one plan of many.
Pacifist myself. But have thought about throat punches if I need to and run. Or key punch in the face, run
Piccolini
I walk home with keys in hand since i was 14. Just hope i dont freeze up if I am forced to use them
That's the big thing about my pacifism. People ask hypotheticals. I just say I've never tested it that far and hopefully I'll never have to
To quote the Doctor: "good men don't need rules. Now's not the time to find out why I have so many." Not trying to sound bad ass but 2/
Or… pocket sand
And run
Ankylosaur
Don't bring a bicep to a Bic fight.
Rubyrose99
Someone brought their guns to a fire fight.
PostMoThoin
dic bic energy
Idontneedrealfacts
I would have just squeezed harder and rag dolled the little guy around until he dropped the lighter or his neck went pop
lucidbarrier
I don't think the people downvoting know how fast your lights go out when you are in a real choke hold
wadatahmydamie
What kind of moron “rag dolls” someone around in a “rEaL cHoKe?”
16bitStarbuck
You think people are downvoting due to an inaccuracy?
ScrooblyDoobles
I would have gently kissed his neck and whispered “I’m into it” in his ear.
SteveTheEgg
thisisntverybritish
You will absolutely, 100%, without fail, release your grip when your skin is burning. Even the PCPiest maniac won't tolerate that much pain.
motherfluffer
This only worked cause dude was being a passive demonstrator. It be pretty hard in a real moment to calmly light that bic and hold it lol
Bro, a agreed, til you mentioned pcp. Shit's different...
MyRespectableAlterEgo
For the first time ever an anonymous stranger has exaggerated their ability to withstand pain online, & I for one see no reason to doubt him
shadolance
I think fire, by nature of being fucking hot, says otherwise.
I get that this is meant to be a funny thing, and that it only works when the person in the demonstration isnt actually trying to hurt you
mikeatike
Then why did you get offended if you knew it was a joke?
not sure why you thought I was offended.
AgentDoggit83
Lies I didn't see one fence the entire video
swissdoode
That's gold
Sebastopol140
Next: release the tiger!
xMOISEx
chucklemore
lol
ruferto
me: *flicks lighter* .... doenst turn on ... *flicks lighter 2 more times* robber: "um, you need a light, bro?"
stayingalive4life
For some reason I can’t stop laughing every time this get on loop.
KilroyLichking
flickum bicus
cabalin
Works best if your attacker is wearing a long sleeve shirt or jacket
HackerJacker
yeah in a real situation adrenaline would make you barely feel the flame
sub80
The world is made of a few creative people and a bunch of copycats
CaptSchmidtGaming
IRL you're still gonna Die in that situation
idiotsonfire
The average person won't know how to enforce or counter the responses to escape from a choke.
TitaniumTeddyBear
If it seems stupid but works it's not stupid.
MannyFester1
Keep a Lego in your pocket to fend off barefooted attackers
sevro77
If that doesn't work, hit him with your sledge-o-matic
neonoptic
RIP
ilhares
I hear there's a surplus on the used market now.
DBrasington71
Flaming Bic style!
LivesInThe90s
Use your nails. Aim for the eyes.
TheBluntSoldier
This will get you out of the hold, but if you set his shirt on fire first it will also get you enough time to run away
nemet
There's much wisdom in this.
TheMadOnion
My solution would be to take my pants off and then start screaming rape to make them incredibly uncomfortable. It might backfire though....
ThrowAwayAcct0000
You are obviously not a woman.
TheMadOnion
Well I mean I am missing one testicle so technically I'm only 2/3 of a man. Haha But yeah you're right.
redratsnakeordave
It’s like when Indiana Jones shoots the sword guy.
TmbgCheeseCreator
fun fact that you already knew: harrison ford improved that scene because he had a stomach bug & couldn't be bothered w/the choreography
forResearchPurposesOnly
I’d be a bit pissed if my teacher burned me like that.
volunteervancouver
well 1)what are you gonna do about it and 2) you sign a waver
vahnn
Phew, for a second I thought I was signing a waiver that freed him from all liability, but it was just a stupid waver.
volunteervancouver
yes you sign a wavier that says just that when you take a self defence class.
forResearchPurposesOnly
Admittedly I’m assuming a lot here, but burning someone as a prank is a bit disrespectful and abusive IMO. One thing if you’re in on it.
pickledpunk021
What if you're attacked with a pointed stick?
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
have a longer pointed stick on you
ChazzK
SHAT UP!!!
TheSilverSeraph
Set it on fire with your lighter
MeSoErnie
casbott
Suprise value is the best weapon.
TakuanSoho
Okay so first rule : being smoking hot ?
Falkh12
go on...
ivymantled69
You can also say ‘Harder Daddy’
Bludabeagle
Yes, Sir/Ma'am!!!
IamCommanderShepardAndThisIsMyFavouriteStoreOnTheCitadel
MADFOX
iLikeRainyDays
Gifs that end too soon
OrdinarilyBob
https://www.instagram.com/p/CjHQSn7vO6P/
BlueskydragonFX
ThrowAwayAcct0000
My 12-yr-old daughter had a guy grab her butt with 2 hands on the bus 2 days ago. She shouted "hey!"& kicked him in the nuts. He hit the
ThrowAwayAcct0000
ground, then ran off the bus, being chewed out by a college girl the whole time. (City bus) I am so proud of my fearless girl!
Emuc64
Go her! That's unacceptable behavior. Thought it was a fellow classmate (already bad) - somehow "city bus" with a rando makes it worse.
ThrowAwayAcct0000
Yeah, she said he "looked 16." I said, he was old enough to know better! (I just wish she didn't have to do that at all, you know?)
Emuc64
Agreed. Self defense class taught women to 1. be aware 2. go for the eyes and soft spots (neck, groin, etc.) 3. run,don't get into their car
negriro
black bic belt
WwwhyYouNoLikeMe
bic belt
PwnageHobo
But what if he's wearing a leather jacket and gloves? He probably won't even notice
Donfolstar
One wiff of crispy leather and they'll be like "oh man, my jacket". While he's checking the damage you hit him with a hammer, or run away.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
that's why a pocket knife is more useful
iLikeRainyDays
But that then leaves a risk of the attacker gaining a knife. Best not to bring knives to a fist fight.
CloakerJosh
You set fire to yourself. All but the most dedicated justu practitioners usually drop a flaming target. #FollowMeForMoreSelfDefenceTips
PwnageHobo
There is a known counter move to that technique though
astrangehop
I think him eating the bagel was my favorite moment
NoQuestionMarksInDeclarativeSentences
Neat stache
HypnagogicHallucinations
That wasn't cash money of you, bruv.
IliveIdyeIliveagain
Falcrist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF0HhrwIwp0
WhichIsIt
Fred needs a blowjob stat!
SJBSavageInk
Sex has gotten weird
imgonnaralph
Later:
DangerTrain
That was moments before, not later.
Zalm
OneShot510
If you're hitting it hard and fast enough that the energy transfer sets it on fire... it's time to stop. Or go faster, I don't kink shame.
DonteHaversham
This is also a method for cooking chicken, according to the internet.
NoQuestionMarksInDeclarativeSentences
"Dja tell em about that crazy dog dork a yours?" Best animated show - hands down.
WiiShaker
I always dab.
DanCodyComics
Stop saying dab
JeffGoldbum
Cue Kings of Leon
GoldenSun3DS
The new Scooby Doo show is weird.
NoQuestionMarksInDeclarativeSentences
Johnny Quest*
BrockEffingSamson
Dude, stop wailing on my junk!
LostInObscurity
Dab!
RAJrios
/a/QW2ORtp
TheDaharMaster
SupposablyPersnickity
Literally, self defense isn’t a game with rules. Keep your cool and use what you got.
TsubakiTragic
I believe those sentiments are the basis of Krav Maga.
MrOne2
SithElephant
Hitmonchan.
ThrowAwayAcct0000
I never want to be in a fair fight. I want to destroy whoever is attacking me.
MalePerson
I jokingly was like "oh got the choke on ya" and the dude just squeezed my balls and I ran away
Gameskyjumper
bite or back headbutt
Svartsinn
Bite and scratch
Imademyselfsquirtle
If someone is choking you like this, hit their nuts. If they are choking you from the front hit their nuts. Fight and live go for nuts.
SupposablyPersnickity
…because there’s usually nuts.
Imademyselfsquirtle
If no nut, a nice jab to the clam still works.
NoQuestionMarksInDeclarativeSentences
Your bodily autonomy is worth more than their safety/life. Crush. Every. Testicle.
SupposablyPersnickity
Then crush them again.
eggmuffin
I'll have passed out by the time I found my pocket and dug out a lighter. Properly executed, a choke like that puts you out *fast*.
eggmuffin
And you're not in a good place, brain-wise, in the seconds you do remain conscious, either. The brain goes through A LOT of blood.
WalksWithNoFear
https://jitsmagazine.com/scientists-confirm-which-chokes-put-people-to-sleep-the-fastest/
SupposablyPersnickity
Average is 9 seconds. If your response is automatic, that’s more than enough time to reach into you pocket, open a pocket knife and slash.
eggmuffin
It really isn't, due to the whole "brain not good" part that comes with an interruption to its blood flow. I don't recommend trying it.
ParanoidCarrot
everything is fairgame
pancreas
brains over brawn. Any object you can physically pick up becomes a weapon
flavivsaetivs
There are no such thing as fair fights when lives are on the line.
UpvoteTotem
Gouge them eyeballs with everything you got
lewdev
Especially if you're smaller, use every dirty cheat ever: Eye poke, kick the balls, use hard objects, get on steroids. Ok, not the last one.
Benki6wbh
Self-defense has one rule, use overwhelming force and cunning to defeat your attacker putting them on the ground and keeping them there
RuinedChildHood
I'd rather have a torch cause my luck with lighters don't always light up
ProudAussie
A stranger put me in a chokehold. I put my hand into his pants & grabbed him by his balls. We'll be married 10 years this September
betterthanexpected
Yeah, but when training maybe don't burn your partner.
zenoxomega
I can use my watch as a knuckle buster if I need to seriously defend myself and hit hard. Will totally get destroyed but life and living
keyblader1985
Just the one rule - "don't die"
FraudulentPepsi
Adrenaline makes this meaningless in real life
FizzyBacon
Until you learn to control it, which is like herding cats…
KentKnifen
ZK383
#1: Don't go stupid places. #2: Don't hang out with stupid people. #3: Don't do stupid things. These three will minimize your troubles.
eggmuffin
Thinking that you can always tell who is and isn't stupid is pretty stupid...
ZK383
It's something to strive for. Got a buddy who is always in bar fights, getting DUI, hang out with him?.... so will you.
eggmuffin
See, you just made an example of someone OBVIOUSLY stupid. I was making the point that it's usually NOT obvious.
ZK383
Well, we're on the same page. I watch for obviously. Here's your upvote!
MangoLassi
GravyEducation
AngurProne
I gave a friend's kid a mini Mace I had from the 80's. She got tackled one night and now he can't see. Old Mace is way caustic. :) F Em.
NoQuestionMarksInDeclarativeSentences
1. You dealt w/ him afterwards? 2. It is still good 33+ yrs later?
MrOne2
Worse is better in this case, I think...
AvsFreak
theoracleofdreams
Soufange
Dangit, Pickie! Someone's gonna lose an eye!
darkninja2992
This is why i always carry a small container of glitter. Blinds them and will get on everything they own
pettingmycatwhileipoo
Now they'll get in trouble with their wife\partner at home also ;}
SacrificialClam
Always remember to SING: Solar plexus, Instep, Nose, Groin
SupposablyPersnickity
NoQuestionMarksInDeclarativeSentences
You spelled "GGGG" wrong
SacrificialClam
Thats for a different activity
Leithoa
And always restomp the groin
NoQuestionMarksInDeclarativeSentences
"That's what they're there for" - Homer Simpson
rugmibackward
Like zombieland - always doubletap
RolandLovecraft
“Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth.” -Michael Scott
MajMalfunction2
God damn, Tyson really knows how to hit the power switch on his opponent's brain.
GravyEducation
By the time fist hits jaw, everyone's lost imo. But just duck and weave. Embarrassing story, had to deescalate a fist fight with my brother1
GravyEducation
He threw two punches, I just rolled with em. No real harm, stupid argument, but I ducked like Dubya dodged shoes
badatediting
GhostOTM
In a fair fight keep is square. In self defense gouge eyes, twist fingers, and bite onto anything you can.
NoQuestionMarksInDeclarativeSentences
"Fair fight"? Do you also believe in leprechauns?
gluttonygreedpridewrathslothlustenvy
My father only taught me one lesson I value: there is no such thing as a fair fight.
Wombatant
I do remember one martial arts teacher saying "There's an off-button behind the eye of most people. Not in or on the eye, behind it."
KentKnifen
Instructions unclear, twisted nipples and bit the eyes. Attacker ran away screaming though?
1stCivDiv1371
If it's a fair fight you are doing it wrong.
Superchief86
ReaperCDN
There's a reason this guy lived and got exactly what he wanted. And it's not because of a stupid notion like being fair.
deletable
This guy gets it. It’s not like your fighting your “friends”. You’re trying to get away with the least amount of damage done to you.
TanithRosenbaum
And if you can, run away. The objective isn't "winning", it's surviving. Grandstanding won't get you anything.
NoQuestionMarksInDeclarativeSentences
Except possibly laid. Skrong man fuk
eetsumkaus
but what if I need to prove my penis is bigger than theirs?
TanithRosenbaum
I mean, it's your funeral :)
Aksuuuh
Quickly get completely naked and say "I love it when they fight back!"
NowhereMan313
Hit 'em with it.
SupposablyPersnickity
Twice.
hesbeginningtobelieve
I don’t fight.. but if I was ever really in danger.. I’d punch em in the throat and kick em in the dick.
PirateRubberDuck
That is what they teach in martial arts classes. So obviously I won't do that as they can defend against it.
rossimus
It only takes three pounds of pressure to pop an eyeball with your finger
patta8388
Kick the knees. Like really kick it like until it looks like a chicken leg. Falls down instantly and won't be running for a couple of minute
Mxlespxles
RoodKontjeAapje
Might be easier said than done in a chaotic fight situation.
Calicious
People underestimate biting & eye gauging
SupposablyPersnickity
“Give’m the old dick twist!” Some wresting fan loudly.
RemtonDulyak
That's what I told my kids. If anyone you don't know tries to catch you, hit 'em hard in the crotch, man or woman, then the chin. VERY hard!
SupposablyPersnickity
If anyone grabs you around the neck from behind, reach into you pocket and get your pocket knife, open it and start slicing their arm.
SupposablyPersnickity
Everyone should have a pocket knife. They should practice opening it with one hand until it’s reflex. This only one plan of many.
GravyEducation
Pacifist myself. But have thought about throat punches if I need to and run. Or key punch in the face, run
Piccolini
I walk home with keys in hand since i was 14. Just hope i dont freeze up if I am forced to use them
GravyEducation
That's the big thing about my pacifism. People ask hypotheticals. I just say I've never tested it that far and hopefully I'll never have to
GravyEducation
To quote the Doctor: "good men don't need rules. Now's not the time to find out why I have so many." Not trying to sound bad ass but 2/
hesbeginningtobelieve
Or… pocket sand
GravyEducation
And run
Ankylosaur
Don't bring a bicep to a Bic fight.
Rubyrose99
Someone brought their guns to a fire fight.
PostMoThoin
dic bic energy
Idontneedrealfacts
I would have just squeezed harder and rag dolled the little guy around until he dropped the lighter or his neck went pop
NoQuestionMarksInDeclarativeSentences
lucidbarrier
I don't think the people downvoting know how fast your lights go out when you are in a real choke hold
wadatahmydamie
What kind of moron “rag dolls” someone around in a “rEaL cHoKe?”
16bitStarbuck
You think people are downvoting due to an inaccuracy?
ScrooblyDoobles
I would have gently kissed his neck and whispered “I’m into it” in his ear.
SteveTheEgg
thisisntverybritish
You will absolutely, 100%, without fail, release your grip when your skin is burning. Even the PCPiest maniac won't tolerate that much pain.
motherfluffer
This only worked cause dude was being a passive demonstrator. It be pretty hard in a real moment to calmly light that bic and hold it lol
NoQuestionMarksInDeclarativeSentences
Bro, a agreed, til you mentioned pcp. Shit's different...
MyRespectableAlterEgo
For the first time ever an anonymous stranger has exaggerated their ability to withstand pain online, & I for one see no reason to doubt him
shadolance
I think fire, by nature of being fucking hot, says otherwise.
Idontneedrealfacts
I get that this is meant to be a funny thing, and that it only works when the person in the demonstration isnt actually trying to hurt you
mikeatike
Then why did you get offended if you knew it was a joke?
Idontneedrealfacts
not sure why you thought I was offended.