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MyOtherAccountIsASpaceship
Every time I hear someone complain about vegans complaining I just get tired.
N3crobard
Kudos to the (mostly) sane as hell comments in here deconstructing the weird dietary shaming culture that crashes in here sometimes.
bholabakra
jsktrogdor
You know the word "militant" means something very specific, right?
CrimsonWilly
I get so worn out by everybody telling you how you should live. At this point I'm Vince Vaughn in dodgeball
ErinWhatsitsName
Maddox says eat three. One for You one for Him and one extra just to piss them off.
HotSock
HAR HAR VEGANS THEYRE SO STUPID RIGHT JUST LIKE FEMINISTS AND SJWS THAT MAKE UP 90% OF THE POPULATION
LanaDelReyy
This is stupid
kisselFL
Something something Maddox.
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
What is a militant vegan? Do they harm people so they won't harm animals? That seems a little counterintuitive.
GeorgeGeef
DudePlayinADudeDisguisedAsAnotherDude
Congratulations. You might just be an asshole.
Cheomesh
You know, I like bacon. I like burgers. I don't like bacon burgers. Weird, innit.
shock6906
Ya gotta eat three. That offsets their consumption twofold, so fewer animals would die if they'd just eat meat.
brasswater
Maddox has been eating three for like fourteen years now.
Copperbrat
Vegans aren't much worse than the diabetus/coronary/obese imgur circlejerks, either.
AdmJota
Found the anti-vegan.
billiseatingapisspopsicle
I wish I could upvote you twice.
AdmJota
Now you can!
FreshWater13
okay Maddox.
Subsound
I have yet to see a militant vegan here, but I see people raving against them many times a day...
TheDogEnd
ERMAGERD BERCERN! GERMMIE UPVERTS CUZ I LURVE BERCERN!
theonetheycallmonk
I have a theory that there are only two militant vegans, but they are so well traveled everyone has met them and despises them.
TheCybermen
This is stolen from The Best Page in the Universe. http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=sponsor
thevortexmaster
I've never heard a vegan complain and I've known quite a few. I guess they weren't militant
Talonotw
Quality over quantity. Your average vegan looks at the jokes, rolls his eyes, and may or may not chuckle. The militant ones get REALLY 1/2
Talonotw
Butthurt and chimps out in a most amusing way. 2/2
NeuromancerCase
...like the people complaining about them? Full disclosure: not a vegan nor vegetarian, but reduced the amount of meat I eat.
LoNeSt4r
How does it feel ripping off a Maddox article from 15 years ago?
FraudulentPepsi
I built a website 15 years ago that included this line, and I'm positive I didn't come up with it myself, so you're probably onto something.
DavidBrooker
30 year old Maddox wrote what 16 year old me was thinking. It gets sadder as I get older.
TheCybermen
I even had the T-shirt. http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=sponsor
ManOverthrown
Yup.
NetworkDude
You would need to eat something like 2000 to 3000 hamburgers to equal 2 full steers. :O
nonsequitur
Challenge accepted.
NetworkDude
FinanceMagoo
Bro... He is talking about the beef and bacon... 2 animals.. Moos and oinks.
EvilMoo
Moos are my favourite animal.
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FinanceMagoo
No matter what, to make 1 burger a moo and oink gotta die
dunedog
That isn't just a bacon cheese burger, that is a MONSTER BURGER MOTHER FUCKER
Foodini
Girlfriend is vegan. Brother and his wife are vegan. Non of them really care about my bacon addiction
Sidthislefitz
I've never heard a vegan complain about meat on here. I've also never heard a vegan complain about meat outside or anywhere.
Cheomesh
The guy who runs 30BAD bitches a lot.
philosofox
I live with vegans, I've heard two complaints. 1. people waste a lot of food. 2. Places put bacon on everything and don't always note it.
Sidthislefitz
At least in my exp, I've never had a vegan shove their ideals down my throat so I dont mind them. Besides it's good for the environment
philosofox
For the 2nd, before the "but bacon" comments. Yes people like bacon, it's just frustrating if you go for a dish and get surprise meat on it.
Ensy
I don't get these. I've known vegans who were maybe a little ridiculous ordering at restaurants but very few and far between. I've honestly
Ensy
never met a single one in person that outright shamed people who weren't vegan.
TheDogEnd
Ive mostly met those people on Imgur, thank god. If ppl living in the real world talked like that I'd probably give myself a celery lobotomy
TheDogEnd
On the other hand I've met dozens of people telling me the "right" way to cook a steak and if I do it wrong I have to surrender my "mancard"
billiseatingapisspopsicle
Haha, wtf, I thought the mancard thing was just an internet joke.
banternutsquash
I never see vegans complaining here. I only ever see people complaining about how much vegans complain
bendersmommy
Found the vegan?
TheBengalKatLady
I don't give a shit if u eat a burger. Still smells like delicious death to me... #But I can't do it without having my colon explode
PoppinLochNessHopster
Because any post by a vegan complaining wouldn't make it past 0 upvotes.
Kudoskid
I spend about twelve hours a day with my co-workers and it took them almost six months before they figured out I was veggie.
barnwolf
There was one on the labor day about people claiming vegan friendly BBQ by including broccoli as a side or something.
azazyel
It's a cheap way to play on stereotypes for points.
gnaa
So in a way this societies version of minority bashing jokes.
gnaa
Not saying the jokes are not funny btw ;)
TimeFoDat
It's the imaginary Starbucks Cup Fiasco all over again.
LimeMime565
I see more people complaining about people complaining about vegans
littlebear4415
My brother is a vegan, never really talks about it, just gets defensive on his reasoning when being attacked on it. (Mostly by dad)
Subsound
Complaining at groups of people because they might complain at them, because complaining about diet is wrong, is a circle of dumbshittary
MADFOX
*boom*
humbook
Same with 'feminazis'. Imgur loves it's strawmen upvote orgies
aleister94
Even if I had met "militant" vegens this joke still would not be very clever
LonelyGuyOnAPlanetOf7Billion
This should be a generalized rule of the internet.
DickCheneytheDefilerBanned
Found the vegan
RaynClark
This website is a huge circle jerk of issues. Everyone agrees and the people that don't aren't here
Talonotw
Vegans lack the energy from protein to create dank memes.
Mack1986
Found the vegan
DarkNinja2462
That's exactly how it works here with any stereotype. I haven't seen any of these things irl. Except I just encountered the (1/2)
DarkNinja2462
"don't assume my gender" in college so my jimmies are a bit rustled because of imgur's opinion of it
goingcrazy
I have a friend of a friend who is one of the militant vegans. He's all for killing people so animals are saved.
TheodoreWitchfucker
Basically imgur about people vs. Dogs & cats.
LMeire
Why is your friend friends with him?
goingcrazy
Because she believes in a lot of his ideals, she's just not as hardcore as he is.
stoffable
As a vegan, I prefer to just avoid conversations about it altogether.
shingoshoji
Found the vegan
FlatPlutoSociety
I have not met a militant vegan since like... very early college, which is when everyone is militantly annoying about everything.
regurgitatedtofu
With you there bruh.
queermeleon
As a vegetarian, why should we avoid it? Because of the "how do you get your protein questions" why do strangers care what we eat??
KoonatchutaSolo
Legit don't understand how someone has the time/energy to give a fuck what other people are eating. Get a hobby. Put your effort elsewhere.
TheEdmontonMan
One guy I met was interested cause he was looking for new recipes lol
docthrobulator
Those vegans complain elsewhere, in places like tumblr
TsukinoUsagiChan
And Facebook
docthrobulator
You see, I'm confused as to why I was down voted and you weren't.
TsukinoUsagiChan
Tumblrinas are invading Imgur. I dunno actually. That's weird.
swedeonamoose
only people i hate more are the kind who would say hunting is wrong while chewing down on a massive steak.
DevilCorto
They might mean hunting as a sport, and plus we don't hunt cows or pigs anymore, we breed them for their meat.
swedeonamoose
a animal still died for that steak tho.
DevilCorto
Yeah, well I would readily kill an animal to have a good diet, and to survive
AdmJota
I think hunting for meat is fine, but hunting just for the sake of having fun killing something is a different thing entirely.
FinanceMagoo
Not in the matrix
philosofox
The hunted animal at least was able to live a natural life. It can be really tough to avoid factory farm meat, esp with pigs.
DevilCorto
True true, but even free range animals are bred.
philosofox
Not sure why breeding means anything? If the idea is it's wrong to kill something, breeding it for death doesn't make it better.
philosofox
For instance, breeding slaves doesn't make slavery okay.