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Feb 3, 2017 6:15 AM
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Colenelshitpostermcgee
Yes, fuck thank you, never met anyone else who thought the thing about hans having powers too
SavageRancor
So much hyperbolic reactions
RahRooReeRah
#3 Man, Hooch was crazy
LtWilhelm
CARL DID GET ELLIE TO PARADISE FALLS! THERE IS LITERALLY A SCENE NEAR THE END SHOWING IT
AnykindofTacos
Never watching toy story 3 again. Never thought a film can make so sad.
OhBuggerIt
Thanks for including "Enchanted"! That one has so many perceptive lines in it!
mrtrentoncomedy
Tumblr, where the stories are made up and the sources aren't necessary
GripMyWick
Idc how old you are, you have a favorite Disney movie. That's their genius, appealing to all ages
alasaurusrex
Am I the only person who thinks the Hans plot twist was super obviously going to happen?
DumbDawg
No Zootopia, am dissapoint.
DumbDawg
But +1 anyways cause it still made me laugh
seekingdaedalus
Yeah yeah, Hans is a dick... but if you stand up and shout in a movie theater for ANY REASON, THE PUNISHMENT IS DEATH
rrlyrae
go watch a film at magic johnson theater. it's a whole new world.
Joshiraptor
Personally I thought the Hans reveal was seriously foreshadowed and kinda obvious. Esp when they introduced Kristoff
jeff13toast
Moana is my favorite movie in general
Zahnradfee
It is nice, yes. I liked it too.
lyricallove
Disney dump is best dump.
ILIKESNAIL
PRINCE ALIIII FABULOUS HEEEEEEE ALI ABAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
TheKidWhoCameToImgur
ForeverVoteless
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
TheKidWhoCameToImgur
CaptainAnson
Thank you
TheDuckieThatSoundsLikeAElephant
What do you mean Zac didn't sing????????
UptownFunkgotmeLockedOutOfHeavenwitha24kMagicGrenade
Drew Seely sang in the first movie. Zac sang the other two.
derpdiggins
He didn't sing in the first movie but sang in the others
Leoncroi
Tangled is easily in my top 3 Disney films, if only for Flynn being so damn aware of everything.
Chixiepixie
I would have hated it if Hans had powers
TheKidWhoCameToImgur
But we would get a cool fighting scene tho. Fire vs Ice
Chixiepixie
People expected Anna to have fire powers cause of her hair too. I just don't think it fit with the themes of the new, or the original story.
ImNotCreativeEnoughForAGoodUsername
There's a lot of "Best jokes in a Disney movie ever" in here
SickLikeMe187
I have never wanted to see Frozen and I guess I'm the only person in the world who didn't like Lion King
rrlyrae
i hate the lion king. royalist apologist fantasy. mufasa was a lousy leader, simba's totally unqualified. and no, it isn't hamlet.
TheKidWhoCameToImgur
saywhaaaaaat
Frozen really wasn't that great. It seemed like they half assed it, and yes, you are the only person in the world who didn't like Lion King.
Ekajra
They changed the plot of Frozen after "Let it Go" was recorded instead of just re-recording the song. They worked hard at their half-assing.
saywhaaaaaat
maybe the original plot would have been better. they probably should have just... let it go?
UptownFunkgotmeLockedOutOfHeavenwitha24kMagicGrenade
Frozen's cute for little girls. IMHO it's a basic Disney movie I'm not sure what people expected. And why don't you like The Lion King?
SickLikeMe187
Even as a child I thought it was too fast paced and predictable. I don't know why but I preferred Aladdin and Beauty & Beast to Lion King
mijitdragun
Tumblr really likes going for the Hyperbolic.
IHateSupernatural
I hate tumblr for all of these reasons.
FeckItImAubreyPlazaNow
Also exaggerating stories until they're unbelievable, but not in the good way. In the bullshit and kinda boring way.
ASentientToaster
#6 Seriously though, this is genius.
samsonguy920
I find it bloody fantastic that an older fella would imagine a twist like that to happen. Not just imagine it, hope for it. >
samsonguy920
> His inner child is alive and well.
TheKidWhoCameToImgur
Ikr? I was seriously so impressed of the dad's idea. Would have been epic if that happen!
Someobscurereferencemaybe4peoplewillunderstand
Well what the fuck, a white man can't be a goofy plumber? I'll have you know all of the goofy plumbers I've ever meet have been white
SwitchPup
Come to think of it, I don't think I've ever met a plumber that WASN'T white, goofy or otherwise. I'm sure they exist, but...
Someobscurereferencemaybe4peoplewillunderstand
WHEN WILL THIS RACIST EPIDEMIC AGAINST GOOFY WHITE PLUMBERS END???
memorydecay
Hey, I can name a couple great Italian plumbers.
imjusthereforthemoneynotyourbs
Mario Mario and Luigi Mario?
BecozImBatman
U beat me to it
imjusthereforthemoneynotyourbs
I'm glad someone else was thinking about it.
FrisianDude
what are Mario's favorite pants made of?
ByteCooled
As someone who is getting ready to work at Pixar for a summer these mad me laugh and maybe pitch some ideas to them too like frozen.
Casswigirl11
Pixar didn't make Frozen, right?
ByteCooled
It's Disney animation
TheKidWhoCameToImgur
You're gonna work at Pixar? How cool! Which department will you be working at?
ByteCooled
Animation
TheKidWhoCameToImgur
That awesome. Well, best of luck to you
lokishadowgirl
as I've gotten older, I've developed a greater appreciation for Disney
AVeryVeryVeryVeryVeryVeryVeryLostDragon
Right?! I'm more into Disney now than I was before.
Mushroombadger
I personally don't get the appeal at all because at the end of the day they're still written simple enough to be understood by children.
Wolfyboy
To be understood by children, without being condescending if their intellect, whilst having elements only the adults will get without
Wolfyboy
Detracting from the experience. Their for the family not kids, and they don't patronise the kids' ability to get the film
bearyimportant
Don't worry, he will be dishonored and so will his cow
Buckbeak1486
So, he'll be dishonoured twice?
bearyimportant
I was a sickly child growing up, while I was strapped to a nebulizer most of the day, Disney was there for me
Mushroombadger
Oh I loved disney as a kid too. As I've gotten older though I personally get way less enjoyment out of kids movies.
bearyimportant
Is it because you hate happiness?
Mushroombadger
No it's because of reasons I already stated. If I'm gonna take the time to watch a money I'd rather see one targeted for my age group.
Mushroombadger
Well fuck me for not enjoying kids movies while not putting down others who do.
ohdeepthought
I personally love Disney and I get others don't. I hate films like black beauty or airbud I can't stand them. Everyone is different.
Lavatoryman
Not a good place to have a differing opinion my friend
ThatGuyWhoThinksEveryoneIsAPineapple
Hold up a moment, downvotes aren't malicious.They're ways of spreading people's opinion. If you get downvoted, it means that we don't agree.
Mushroombadger
I got downvoted for saying that I loved disney as a kid but don't personally enjoy it that much anymore. That's not disagreement thats
Mushroombadger
people getting pissy that I don't think Disney is literally god.
TheKidWhoCameToImgur
Me too! And watching Disney movies as an adult is so much better tbh
BecozImBatman
Gawd Jesus, it s not comic wars... Batman is better than iron man staff... They r movie companies, render engine, story, moral.. (1/2)
BecozImBatman
.. All are different, each makes a movie that appeals to a segment of customers/ viewers. Pixar/Disney... Both are good... But 1 batman
Kewra
Watch Dangal ( foreign language film by Disney) it's brilliant!
TheKidWhoCameToImgur
Where can I get it?
Kewra
I saw it at the movies, it's also on streaming sites but not HD yet
ElSephiroth
I ve first seen disney movies in my twenties, i don t like them because i think they are too mature for children. And sometimes horrible.
TheLardDork94
You have a point. But new Disney is a bit better. Also, the hunchback of Notre Dame is not for kids
ElSephiroth
Indeed, the newer disneys are better imo, at least for kids. Old ones are scary :O
ElSephiroth
not horrible design, but horrible morals or scenes.
ITalkAboutGoats
Okay then
moogloogle
I mean, you're entitled to your opinion... I actually liked that they had scary villains instead of "they are just misunderstood".
ElSephiroth
Look at the Lion king: 2 revolutions, a father dies, the son "hakuna matata" (doesn t care), he finds his longtime friend, they fuck... well
ElSephiroth
It s not always about the villain, more about the message the movie sends.
borgmaster
Except Ezma. Ezma can jump off a bridge.
XiYen13
Listen, I appreciate what the Disney animation studios have done for cinema, but Walt Disney was anything but a saint. 1/2
OopsImAPumpkin
People deify and demonize. He was a jerk to his staff but he did love kids.
kollette88
Wasn't there the whole Mary Poppins thing? And then they made a movie about that too?
HeroQueenofAlbion
What Mary Poppins thing?
kollette88
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Poppins_(film)#Production> then "historical accuracy" https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saving_Mr._Banks
MtEverett12
Don't know if I'd say he was the worst, anyone with google will find he had major faults.. but what about Stalin,, or Hitler??
DracarysBlackfyre
"Happened to the public domain" They're talking about copyright, which he lobbied to have extended from 50 to 100;years
saucefordipping29
I love disney movies etc....but i have hard time liking the company especially in the merchandise area. Everything is made in china/asia.
Purplegill10
It isn't that they're made in asia (see the china labor watch's work), but that they're horrid sweatshops
saucefordipping29
Having children make children's favorite toys
XiYen13
He's arguably the worst thing to have ever happened to the Public Domain and was kind of an asshole. 2/2
homicidalslayer
See how that post has over 1 million notes? Most are probably arguing that exact point, just not included in the screen cap
Carnes28
But... aren't we all kind of ass holes?
Someobscurereferencemaybe4peoplewillunderstand
Hell yeah, he was a great artist, made some cool things, bit treated his employees like shit and made bad decisions. Horrible buisness man
ohdeepthought
He was lucky he had Roy
GodEmperorGummy
Yup. And a *raging* anti Semite.
Olivebirdy
Proofs?
FriendlyGuyInWindowlessVan
You say it as if it was a bad thing.
LiamardoTheGreatest
Oh come on, this is funny! Why do people have no sense of humor...
EpicHat
Surprised at the lack of people pointing this out
PennnnnyLane
Wow, it's never been pointed out before that he was anti-semitic....
homicidalslayer
People pointed that out so much disneydear deleted the original post just to spare her inbox.
Asteroidrules
That's because it was actually disproven. He was a big anti-communist, the anti-semitism thing was just guilt by association with that.
EpicHat
Okay that makes more sense. It was always weird to me that it seemed to be glossed over with him being such a huge public figure.
rockatron5000
Nice. Tumblr comments kinda make the blanket a little wet but it's nice.
HorseGirlErection
"FOUR PEOPLE LITERALLY SCREAMED 'WILDCATS'" "MY BOYFRIEND YELLED 'DID YOU JUST'" fuck off tumblr
IHateSupernatural
I hate tumblr. And supernatural.
jlv816
http://imgur.com/VNsKTcy
Spacefarts
Username checks out
MLGsandwichmaker
Supernatural is shit but momma didnt raise no quitter so I use it as an unenjoyable time sink until the damn thing ends.
PandraPierva
All you need is to add Dr Who to that last and tumblr would implode
havetochangemyname
Imgur too.
Dwerrow
LITERALLY ME
himherenowno
THIS WHOLE SITE IS ON DRUGS I SWEAR TO GOD
KaesarCreator
HELP I CANT BREATHE
ThatGuyWhoThinksEveryoneIsAPineapple
tHIS SITE OMGGGG I CAN'T
lambueljackson
did yoU JUST
Mushroombadger
I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS!!!!!!!
knoldpold
IF I EVER STOP REBLOGGING THIS, ASSUME I'M DEAD!
Cyboticeyes
But Shrek and road to Eldorado aren't Disney
ExtraSpankaloshish
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, they mustn't know.
Idontthinkicandothat
Let people enjoy things
ClockworkArchangel13
the laughs involved make your objection irrelevant.
rpgaff2
To be fair the El Dorado one started out with Tangled.
orgeezuz
...and Shrek is spoof of Disney
wintercoat
Considering many of the animators for Dreamworks were Disney alums, I'm willing to let it slide.
TheKidWhoCameToImgur
Sorry, I forgot that those were in there. I've already had the title of the post in my head and didn't think twice.
Andreas99100
I doubt people really care THAT much. Both movies are classics regardless
roguetitan
Cmon OP, get it together
kibateo
Alliteration > Accuracy
kibateo
Alliteration > Accuracy
Iorddonen
You could say he needs to get his head in the game?
tiduszecht
WILDCATS! Get Your Head In The Game!!!!
BarelyBen
Road to El Dorado wasn't Disney????
VelAwesomRaptor
Nope. DreamWorks
bntli
The road to El Dorado makes my penis grow like the grinches heart
VelAwesomRaptor
Correct