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FP Edit. Thanks imgur! First time on the front page. Send doggos, art, and other cool things and memes!
CrystalCry
Fuck her dad
ItsSevii
Vacuum her house
josh76h2718
Fold her jeans
binky4me
Unwrap her lozenge.
ButtholeIceCreamParlor
Organize her Tupperware
eriksarcasm
Gnarfle the Garthok!
whatupmyknitters
man this post is spot-on. i'd be so DTF if a guy walked my dog, washed my jeans, filed my taxes, and whispered into my ass.
MyEvenstar
I was about to say “oh man! They are learning what we want! Finally” then realized that they think it’s a joke lol
MrSnowy
Bop it
FrankTheThunderbird
Weed her garden
Ronburdandysbrother
That works on many levels!
CaptianJack1989
Knit her a scarf
whatupmyknitters
honestly i'd love that
CuBANthunder69
Butterfly kisses on her tongue
YouThinkThatsBad
Refill her ice trays
SpookyWetDream
Pluck her chin hairs
SterlingDangerZoneArcher
Adjust the chlorine and pH levels in her pool
AsceticEnigma
everybodydothebartman
Send a tesla to mars.
Gheebun
Organize her pantry.
haveueverwentfast
Butter her muffin
Superjoepez
I was pronounced dead at Bop It
TheArkhamAsylumAccountsPayableClerk
Karate chop her insecurities.
Dojutrek
Put her drink on a coaster.
clsmn13
Boop her Snoot
FortuitousFenian
Tickle her pickle.
UncleGus
Put her name in the goblet of fire.
SteevyT
DIDJAPUTHERNAMEINTHEGOBLETOFFIYAH!?!?!?
violetsrviolets
Scratch her forehead
MordorGate
Head on. Apply directly to the forehead, head on
hopethisisarelevantname
And whisper "simba"?
ImgurIsPrettyNeat
Suck her dick.
PraiseTitties
NSFW.
iynque
nobodycaresaboutyourstupidcat
Call her an uber
thornlord
She's an uber!
lachica
I AM FULLY CHARGED!
SATANSTOPSCREAMING
sharpen her knives
TheGhostMinx
https://i.redd.it/fuavs6gs0w801.gif
MPinky
I would personally enjoy my kitchen knives to be professionally sharpened. They're getting dull af.
ifrybaconnaked
I do this for my SO. She thinks it's sweet.
XxJackOfTradesxX
lachica
wowie kazowie, this better not be yaoi
SATANSTOPSCREAMING
LMAO
SonThisIsBait
Her death fucked my head pretty bad. The death was bad but the sitting there for 3 days watching all life/color drain was ridic
alphaafrican
Mercy kill her cat Sprinkles
TrickyMick
Oh no! Not sprinkles
AsceticEnigma
MrBoogerPig
And for those of us who didn't..?
AsceticEnigma
It’s an office US reference
imadethisaccounttotellyouthis
Order her favorite dish from Zanzabar.
Steelhart
Did she meet the Zanzabarbarians and their exploding wigs of death!!?
klucky
And then I'm gonna love you completely!
ALWAYSUPVOTEYOUAT7
DysgraphicProgrammer
I like it that song because it's funny, but it's also an important truth.
Gheebun
That's fuckin team work!
synfinitehell
Just make sure it's not "grey fox"
imadethisaccounttotellyouthis
Snake? Snake?! Snaaaaaaaaake!
josssmith02
Sometimes you've got to squeeze
KindNepenthe
Sometimes you’ve got to say please
iLIEsometimes
Sometimes you’ve got to say hey...
relsky
That's a song I haven't heard in a long time... to YouTube!
relsky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvdYly4A5W0
ITSSOFLUFFFYIMGUNNADIEEE
TheArchbaldPothole
Walk 500 miles.
OKiluvUBuhBai
And then walk 500 more
threehamswillkillhim
Be the man who walked 1,000 miles to fall down at her door.
Metallica93
Then be the man.
Crossmalaki
To walk a thousand miles.
OKiluvUBuhBai
To fall down at your door
DamageControl89
BADADATA