MRW my wife suggests wearing sheets to dress as ghosts for halloween and we're the only white family in the neighborhood

Oct 4, 2017 6:45 PM

MRW my wife suggests wearing sheets to dress as ghosts for halloween and we're the only white family in the neighborhood

Source: The Shining (1980)

dont use white sheets. use stained floral pattern, makes a funnier ghost

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I dressed as a sheet ghost once. It's how I met my husband.

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Hahahahaha this is good!

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With pointy hats?

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just make sure u wright not kkk on the sheets people will understand

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Don’t the biodegradable burnable lawn crosses.

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and pointy hats because you'd be dunce ghosts

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got the house pretty cheap then huh? ;D joking people relax.

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I mean... you wanna dress as something scary right?

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You're the only white family in the neighborhood?

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Ghosts got hit hard after a bunch of dicks ruined it for everyone. :(

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Dude, she wants you to get under the sheets with her

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Risky business, what with the new baby.

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Man, Nicholson was frighteningly awesome in this flick. Kubrick was a madman in getting them torqued.

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Do it!

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Im supposed to do a senior project and i did have an idea (may still do it, since i still have a year to finish it but only a few months

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to propose my idea) of taking several battery banks and making them interact as one and basically make a computer that all the components

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are literally strapped to your body. not practical but would be a good senior project yes.

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did he get drunk for this scene?

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What? You a chicken?

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Jack Nicholson is so good at being crazy that I honestly wonder if he's really a psychopath.

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It's called "acting"

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"I'm not a ghost, I'm going as you! Don't come in mom...I'm making the bed!"

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Did she really suggest that, Randy, or are you making it up for the gif?

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Hmmmmmm. Would I just make a title up?????

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I mean, I've seen evidence for both cases.

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Try going as 90s rapper.

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Ice...ice baaaaaby

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Well, leave out the pointy hat and you should be good.

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So...no ghost witch is what you're saying

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If you aren't using the pointy hat why even dress up?

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For a fun decoration you could try burning a lowercase t on the lawn!

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Also tiki torches maybe

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T for tolerance

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Also , hang some manakins from your trees. Be sure to darken their faces so people can't tell who they're supposed to be.

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T for tolerance!

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:)

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And maybe a nice little monkey on your porch.

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And carry around a torch because it can get hard to see in the dark. Oh and maybe a shotgun for the coons.

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Tiki torch*

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Coons? When raccoons tried to get on our back porch Mama just chased em off with a broom.

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What does the t mean? Please explain for a friend

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Aww

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The innocence in this question... envious.

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It's for Toki!

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Burning cross. KKK reference.

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Oh

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1 + for the name

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