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https://i.imgur.com/EkGm4fk.jpg
Jun 6, 2020 6:18 PM
Casualfriday45
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https://i.imgur.com/EkGm4fk.jpg
FuckThemIfTheyCantTakeAJoke
Mozzies can be nasty in NZ but I'd take them over those bastard sandflies
DrLOAC
Nargawal
I feel itchy and diseased looking at this...
vitaminalgas
Looks like torture...
iamyourdensity
You gotta get that DEET
ITellBadPuns
esperi1974
thelordalmightydog
Just came across this, spotted there was already an upvote from me. I clearly already upvoted it and then immediately deleted from memory.
LucienSeptim
Feet so itchy you will chop them off.
raulote
Mosquitoes are attracted to your sweat, so if you wash your feet everyday and use powder they will be less attracted to you.
Drakkungen
Fuck this.
UrbanTinkerer
I thought it was ants first and I cringed. But than realized it was mosquitoes. F#ck that sh!t!
UrbanTinkerer
Reminds me of the night prior to the last shuttle launch. Me and my best friend tried waiting overnight on one of the causeways leading to
UrbanTinkerer
The launch pads. I have never seen so many Goddamn mosquitoes in my life. And I hope I never do again. Still have slight PTSD from that.
floofnmeeps
heyletsbefriends
those look like old person feet on a toddler sized person.
Casualfriday45
What about these
heyletsbefriends
tori910
Credit the photographer! https://www.joelsartore.com/ona011-00001/. Photographer of The Photo Ark. Well worth following.
Rijtjeshuis
This is one area where there can be no half measures. Pure deet, sarin, CS gas... whatever it takes.
prophet002
lol sarin
dnebdal
I bet it'd work fine, that family of nerve gases developed from insecticides.
itsnotaraisin
SprogChamp
This could very well be one of the top 5 worst things I've ever seen on the internet, and that is an incredible feat.
seckzie
Incredible feet.
SprogChamp
And now it's infinitely worse
seckzie
Yes :)
akbrewer
Welcome to Alaska
IHuggedaCorgiToday
I worked in Nunavut and either I am a pussy or you CANNOT have 1 inch of skin showing and head nets are mandatory.
szlash280z
the Mosquitoes in Oklahoma can pierce through a military BDU top and the Tshirt underneath. plus they are LOUD. worst I've encountered
akbrewer
The latter
obsoleteattribute
Congratulations. You now have Zika. And West Nile. And Malaria. And Dengue. And Yellow Fever. And Encephalitis. And......
SecretlyThreeDucksInAManSuit
And also all your blood is gone.
ndroach7
really, really itchy feet...
dnebdal
It's apparently in Alaska, which probably limits the disease mix a bit.
kingkongkeom
Jeeeeez so she caught a Palin as well, cant get much worse...
Sm9yCg
Global warming and global trade do not care for your shitty borders.
dnebdal
I'm not American. But it's still cold and distant enough up there to have near zero mosquito-borne diseases.
EzekielsRage
I'm a very live and let live kinda guy but I struggle with the decision that we might have the ability to eradicate them using gene mods
Mostlydeadpool
yeah. I always wondered about that too. mosquitoes are a food for lots of other critters like birds and such. so we can't nuke them. :(
legitchrispratt
False! Ecological science tells us the exact opposite. Speciation occurs naturally and mosquitoes are relatively unimportant.
EzekielsRage
I've done some (very) light reading and from my understanding the dangerous types mosquitoe are not major food sources the decision would >
EzekielsRage
be a purely ethical matter. Again I've only done light research and welcome any new info
iusedtodream
We are flawed. There would most certainly be unforseen consequences. Maybe.
szlash280z
it's worth a shot. give me the button
ZeitgeistWurst
Hey! Pain buddy ! ?
SecretlyThreeDucksInAManSuit
Jesus Christ. I just had to physically resist the urge to scream out loud.
wastedpoptart
90% of your posts make me uncomfortable. Which is exactly why I’m on imgur. +1
TheOneThatGotBanned
she is going to have an itch
LordSintax79
I am one of those people that is for some reason delicious to mosquitoes. I try not to leave the house between now and the first hard frost.
Bobnotch
So is my wife. It's why we have Deep woods Off around, so she can go outside.
TheBestRussian
This was me in lakeside rural Russia. They covered my legs. I actually wasn’t itchy? Maybe developed immunity after enough exposure...
TheBestRussian
The wild nettles didn’t bother me much either. I was a much tougher kid than I am an adult :/
ZeitgeistWurst
Why is this a thing?
uwantsomelightlyfriedfishfillets
Good grief
TheFastpaws
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
cjandstuff
Because this is what happens in some places when you're outside for more than 30 seconds.
mormacil
Jemmos
WHY AM I SILL SCROLLING!!!!!!
rcfeller5772
Mosqui toes
sciencebasedlifeform
Croquette38
Excellent pun thanks!
Planet11202
summart
Up, up, up...you go to top comment!
missmolly247
Oh very good
waudey912
Impressive... Most impressive.
gkcaputo24
So good!
QimmiQ2
Toedally didn't expect that pun
SgtThunderfistMD
Me, my dad, and my sister are not allergic to mosquito saliva so we don’t get mosquito bites. I consider it a super power.
misteremjay
I am either not allergic and/or they don't bite me. I see them fly around me, but not land on me. Also, I don't get any bites or itching
SgtThunderfistMD
One of us! One of us!
catmonger
It is
seildacs
I mean this politely... but fuck you?
SgtThunderfistMD
seildacs
<3
Sp00kyVaginosis
Meanwhile I'm super allergic to mosquito saliva and get literal extra swollen hives that bruise and are extremely painful.
SgtThunderfistMD
That’s my wife. I (she) feels for you!
MrSnowy
Send this shit to the front page, make them suffer too
TacoDaddy6969
Respect. That is a good idea. +1
wufflewaffle
Thanks I appreciate it
scJazz
U fucking bastard!
w00tberrypie
qualityraindeer
LariCheltsy
FrijolesTheGreat
RoaminGnome47
Why are you like this....
ImgursLibertarian
Fuck me. Fuck you... god. Fuck me.
MrSnowy
Your welcome... Lol, name checks out. Vote for Jo!
ImgursLibertarian
FUCK YEAH #ShesWithUs
ImPanickingButNotAtTheDisco
Such a good example demonstrating why voting matters
HoSlappa
then wheres all the rhm, tht, etc.? mods do have an impact. not disagreeing just addin in my tid bit
DomerPyle
I like finding logic in odd places. Nice comparison
ImPanickingButNotAtTheDisco
Likewise. I feel for every BIG issue, there are the subtle parallel examples in everyday life.
TonnerreCadien
I hate this so much.
EccentricNimoy
TheBlondSwede
Welcome to northern Sweden!
mangrovia
I feel this is how we get Covid-21
MayorOfCanada
Definitely not a toe model
oldmanpoop
Make it stop please
gionathano
Kagenical
I canoed up near the arctic circle once. Ever have to run while peeing?
Wesclies
Yeah, but it was northern BC. The trick is to have someone with you they like biting more - it was the primary use for summer students
lebensmuede
whereisthehumanity
I hope this one knows how loved and respected they are, here on imgur
AESTHETICALme
pareidoliaperson
those feet used to be big once. Like seconds before the pic was taken.
ashmozz
Me too. T_T
MarkOfTheCovenant
Hard same
qualityraindeer
BenderRodriguz1010
btimup
Itchy... so itchy
ImLurkingOnImgur
Thank you. This speaks out of my very soul.
T0X1E
My new wallpaper
nightbornehunter
Best response
RoyDMercer
WTF is wrong with you?
CloakedFigure
I absolutely fucking hate this image
DarrylS60
I used to have a foot fetish, now I'm cured
maincarrot
I now have a bug covered/infected foot fetish. Bring on the pus.
oneburntwitch
Well, there goes my appetite.
insomniac24x7
Florida?
cakeordeathdeathimeancake
I kinda think Alaska myself
retsaoter
You ever see mountains like that in Florida?
insomniac24x7
Ok smart ass, I was making a funny. In Florida they eat you alive
retsaoter
Bullshit. Our mosquitos are 10 times as big as these. If this many tiger mosquitos attacked you at once they could carry you off.
insomniac24x7
Bruh, I’ve been eaten alive by your mosquitos. Fuck....that. Florida mosquitoes got no chill
coronalmassejection
currently, 52 users have fav'd this image..
AESTHETICALme
59 including me
meltedfaceguy
Updating to 219... Wow
LifeIsShortNHardLikeABodyBuildingElf
276 now. Why.
w00tberrypie
376 now. FFS
MrSnowy
Theres one under the goddamn toenail
SomeRandomLiz
This comment conveys so much horror and disgust and is amazing
armagetz
That’s gonna itch like a bitch.
linushBandit
Why did you make me zoom in?
SleepyKitten
That's where the good stuff is
NotGoodAtThinkingUpUsernames
I threw up reading that
Alysaere
Looks like one dove under the flesh on the toe to the left
Hoodawink
You had every opportunity to not point that out, and you still did it.
zoobbb
That person is probably dead. It’s the only explanation. /s
Shounteal
That’s where the frito-flavored blood is.
ProjectAlice15
I hate that you made me zoom in and check
Imstruttinmyasslikeidontcare
How could you zoom in on this horror. And you made me do it too... I had to.
Daaaaaaaaale
StraightToCatFolder
I immediately scrolled away as fast as I could, but came back to celebrate your chaotic evil.
AMRIV
"Is blood supposed to taste this funky?"
corkyburceck
Blood type: Limburger
whydoineedtochooseausername
You spelled "several" wrong
SprogChamp
Almost pissed myself lmao
ArgonSpark
Probably wasn't trying to spell several
MrSnowy
There were several but i didnt even want to look long enough to see one
w00tberrypie
CptRobotNinja
Hurry Hans...
Rovylern
Ze HEAVY flamnenwerfer.
PreMalignant
What does it do?
oneandoneandoneisthree
I'd rather schreck a panzer, but different strokes ?♂️
DrunkFloridian
You ever seen Once Upon a Time in Hollywood?
TheOneThatGotBanned
I loved that movie.. you sit there and thinking what the fuck is this all about and.. in the end a flamethrower.
AnokaJoe
It werfs flammen
PreMalignant
hamberglar
Is this a soviet womble reference or were they referencing something else?
TheGreatGrimm
Unt everyzink else.
bananasealofaproval
Flammen, because it has a Begleiter. It's called "die Flamme(n)". Your welcome. And yes, I'm the bestest at parties ;o)
ThatIsNotKosher
This was in National Geographic. The photographer sacrificed his feet to show how bad squiters are in AK during the summer.
tori910
Joel Sartore https://www.joelsartore.com/ona011-00001/
tykkimyce
i googled squirter... damn that is not what i meant
pigs3different1s
The joke is that the mosquito is the Alaska state bird. They get huge there
consistentlurker
I appreciate his commitment, but now my feet itch.
LongPorkRockyMountainOyster
Those are ... adult feet?
nero4ty2
Squirters? Did you mean skeeters?
ThatIsNotKosher
Yes i meant skeeter. I have diselxia!
ScarecrowSticks
Lysdexia
tinybartender
sexydial
ahhhhtomzilla
No, I’m the skeeter, your mom is the squirter
Imthinkinaboutthosebeans
HEYOOOOO
CaptainFubs
That shit deserved to be top comment I'm crying laughing lol.
cheesecake7
AK?
Bizarkly
That's about all people can croak out when these things hit...
Freakayou
Yep, lived in AK for 6 years, mid-summer in places there are black CLOUDS of mosquitos so thick you could cut the cloud with a knife.
andychristman2000
I’m allergic to mosquitos bites , after about 7 bites I get a low grade fever. Guess I would die if I went up there
blackholevoid10011
Do you just die if you can't escape?
ScarecrowSticks
Fairbanks, can confirm
PoorSucker
Only place where banks self-promote as fair.
LupusLilium
People don't understand that they can be numerous and large. I hit one with my eswatter the other day and it turned into a filament for
LupusLilium
only a second or two, but it was hilarious to see it get lit up in such a way.
DarthSeraphim
I second this, spent 3 years in Fairbanks. State bird all summer
ScarecrowSticks
Was thinking of getting that mosquito magnet thing, and giving the bags of mosquitos to the blood bank