Every animal lie you believed as a kid in 60 seconds

Apr 20, 2021 3:11 PM

Miguenzo

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5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Pill bugs/ Roly poly bugs aren't actually insects! They're crustaceans! They have gills :o

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is great, does he have more content ?

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I just noticed he's holding a mini microphone! and yes +1 learned some stuffs

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Dude has a killer announcer voice.

5 years ago | Likes 670 Dislikes 2

This, updoot this man

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 5

Plus an actual MICROphone! I almost usually notice it, it's hilarious

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He's no Stephen Toast, but yeah, he's pretty damn good at that.

5 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

“Fire the nuclear weapons”

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I follow him on tiktok love his content

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh great! So glad to hear that all my pets went to a farm to live the rest of their lives. I've been worried.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I approve this bat information.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He has a very good speaking voice. He might have future using it.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I love his tiktok. He comes up with some interesting things.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

felt like being teleported to paddy’s pub

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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This was actually awesome! Thaks!

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

The bat one is only partly true. Usually small bats have poor sight. Large bats have good sight.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He does good stuff

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The gang debunks animal myths

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

+1 cuz I learned some stuff.

5 years ago | Likes 722 Dislikes 2

I didn’t but +1 anyway.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

And the adorable tiny microphone

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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His whole TikTok is full of awesome

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Another for the Sunny music

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

ANOTHER! *Throws cup on the ground*

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd send dick pics if I had a camera with enough zoom....

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Quite true.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Kangaroos have 3 vaginas, 2 of them actually work.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Does the other one supervise?

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

What about the females?

5 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

TIL murk'ed is not spelled 'merc'ed' like I thought it was.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah I'm with you should be merc'ed... As in short for mercenary

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's what I thought too!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Someone get this guy a smaller microphone

5 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At first I thought he was eating a Slim Jim.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But a rhino horn, pangolin scales, and bats can give me an erection that lasts for days /s

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Traditional Chinese Medicine is a cancer upon the world.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What is this? A microphone for ants?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I like his micro microphone

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The farm they sent your dog to live on? Yea, it's not a farm and your dog died the day it left.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One of my managers back when I was still a teen at my first job told me to never call a towel a rag cause a rag is what she did once a month

5 years ago | Likes 389 Dislikes 7

Pizza chefs used to call a Pepperoni Mushroom Sausage pizza a "rag" pizza. Do what you will with this information.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Camera, from Zaxby's??? Her name was Cah-mera apparently but the nametags said camera

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She forgot the e on the end

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I mean a towel and a rag are different but a rag is still a piece of cloth used for cleaning

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Did you work for a lady called Heather at Chili's?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh get fucked

5 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 7

Get so fucked. Rags and towels are different. Rags are the shit you mop up a leaking grease trap with. My towels stay dry, for hot things.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

In the context of this thread ‘used to mop up a leaking grease trap’ is pretty bad.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

She sounds classy.

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

I hate when people try to make others disenfranchise a word just because of their own insecurities or trauma.

5 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 8

The movie was literal torture but you don’t see me running around correcting people when they are describing the sky after sunset.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I have a few words/phrases that are pretty ingrained. I'm working on it though. 'Cause why not? I respect people, not a word

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Hey, you seem like the perfect candidate to bring back the word 'niggardly.' It shares zero etymology with the n-word, but good luck anyway.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Eh... i’ll pass. But thanks for comparing what i said to trying to trigger people with words that sound like hate speech.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 6

As a restaurant worker, I’ve been told the same, but if I get out of the shower and ask for a towel, you better not hand me a rag.

5 years ago | Likes 167 Dislikes 0

I asked for a rag to shower at a friend's house at a kid. They were confused and the mom was like '...do you mean a washcloth?'

5 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

My mom called them 'worsh-rags'. Her southern accent was extremely pronounced with only this word.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Reminds me growing up I always heard consdensed milk in a Jamaican accent 'CONdense milk' (no D) and I'm very Canadian sounding otherwise. 1

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn't know it was different until my bf told me around the age of 25. /2

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I understand their confusion. To me rag sounds something to do something tedious or dirty with. Towel is for something clean.

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Which I did. And suddenly realizing I haven't called them that in years. Not right after the story, but it's been a while.

5 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

A rag to me is more like a tattered piece of cloth, a wash cloth is a small towel, a towel is a medium size towel, and a beach towel is...

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Actually a conspiracy made up by big beach to fool people into buying larger towels than what any individual would ever need

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Fu k TikTok.

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 9

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His first "fact" is wrong. Small bat species generally have poor eyesight, whereas larger bats typically have eyesight comparable to ours.

5 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 3

Not comparable to ours. Comparable to many other mammals. But humans have exceptional vision in broad daylight.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

most bats can see though, so I'd give him that point. blind as a bat is a myth

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Yeahhhhh but if you're gonna correct people, at least do it with 100% facts and not 50%.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And the red colour of the cape is because it's easy for us to see in the sandy arena. Cape isn't on the bull, so it can't "hide their blood"

5 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

The cape is draggged across the bull often and would be streaked with blood

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Unless he's thinking of blood spatter, though you'd still think it would be more obvious on the bull.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Slightly bothered that his caption said "murked" a few times but he said "killed" instead

5 years ago | Likes 248 Dislikes 8

He was translating it for dumb whiteys who don't know what murked means. Generous lad.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Should be "merced" short for "killed by mercenary forces"

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Yes. I had to stop watching the captions because of the differences. Found myself being distracted by them.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought it was "merced" anyway

5 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

Traditionally yeah, but I kinda love the euphemistic double-meaning here. "Oops that lion made you a bit... murky"

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It is, I’ve also seen merked

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Mercer'd

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Rick Mercer just murders people with sass though

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're correct. Short for mercenary-d

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Ah yes our finest agent, Mercenary D. The fourth iteration of the ultimate killing machine.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mercenary D was a better plan than Preparation H anyway.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes Preparation H does feel good on the whole

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

People on tik tok usually do that because if you have certain words in txt form, the algorithm will supress the content.

5 years ago | Likes 209 Dislikes 0

Same as here I found

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Should've chosen CODE 187, MDK.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So they can do OCR on text in a video, but not voice recognition?

5 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Video is so much easier than audio. Just turn it in to stills and it's now just an image to analyze.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

I bet the app "reads" the text as you add it with in-app tools. Much easier.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Presumably also why blood was bl00d

5 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

And c0v1d

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Oh, that's weird.

5 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

For a Chinese social network? No, not particularly.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

China

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You mean the country where absolutely nothing happened on June 04 on Tiananmen Square?

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Some dogs are kinda racist though. Also, some just hate uniforms. Used to read meters, real hazard.

5 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 1

My friend's dog hated all white men except me. She loves older Latinas though.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I fostered a little female dachshund who acted extremely aggressive when she was around black people.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

My fluffy poodle snauzery mutt is racist against flat faced dogs... It's embarrassing.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My husky-shepherd mix was too! He would roll the boxers and pugs at the dog park but play “fun” with pointy-face dogs.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There is a pretty hard going film called White Dog by Samuel Fuller which is about a racist dog.... Or is he!? Dunno.. Probably?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Ah shit, time for the bad neighborhood with the psycho dogs." First time I've seen a fellow reader on imgur.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ha, long time ago. Time was though I knew every address within miles of my home. Give me the number, I'd tell you the street.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yep, they replaced me with wireless units around 2009. I kinda miss being able to do silly tricks with a flathead screwdriver.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Remember this heavy-ass sumbitch?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I remember using a tube to look through three feet of water in winter and try and manually read a dial. Those were a god send.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh it wasn't wireless. We still had to do the splash trick and manually punch the reading in.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I grew up in a very tolerant family. We had one dog, a golden retriever, who did not like black people. We could never figure out why.

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We think ours didn't because she rarely saw nonwhite people when she was little. Essentially poorly socialized to nonwhite people

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I think the prevailing theory when dogs are sexist or racist is that a person of that demographic previously abused them.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That said what you said is also certainly a cause

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My dog is very racist. He stays at my dads and the first time he met one of my black friends he flipped his shit. Never met a black man b4

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

We had our golden retriever since she was a four week old puppy.

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I read once that teeth contrast more on people with darker skin tones making dogs more like to see their smiles as threats. Might be bs idk

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Dogs know that a human smile is not aggressive. They know our body language as well.

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They learn our body language but the don’t know it intrinsically. Bared teeth is a threat in every canines book until taught otherwise

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It’s like picking a small dog up. That’s a vulnerable position that you can get your own dogs comfortable in, but they don’t always love

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I've always hated, "on the rag." Makes me think of a dirty mechanic shop towel up on some lady bits. Grosser than the blood imo.

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My favorite is "my axe-wound is dripping."

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On the burlap

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On the rocks

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This.

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Current favorite euphamism: the painter's in

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What about just calling it what it is and taking away people's fear of it. Menstruation. Period.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I see what you did there! And yes, “on the rag” is a pejorative term in my opinion.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Absolutely. I support this.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How about "on the blob"? I've only heard that term once during a Jimmy Carr standup show. "She's on the blob". Stuck with me.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I use "bleeding from my crotch" it's a great euphemism because it isn't one.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I usually just call it shark week or satan's curse

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The latter sounds accurate. I'm grateful not to have to deal with that. I'm sympathize with women for sure. God bless em. It's gotta suck

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm honestly pretty lucky that I don't suffer too much from it :) but for some woman it can be terribly painful yeah

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, that's good. I have friends with endometriosis. I'm not envious, to be certain. Would that I could experience child bearing for the

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

unique human experience and wonder that it is. The rest that comes with it, I'd be less excited for. :P Part of the deal, though, eh?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Rags are what women used before period products were the norm. Old cotton sheets torn up into strips and layered, then they'd wash and reuse

5 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 0

them. It's all my grandma ever used and it's what the majority of the world without access to period products still use. I agree It's not

5 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 0

the prettiest slang but it does have its place.

5 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 0

Absolutely, I'm not knocking using what's available, I just have that mental image when "rag" is used. Rag is an inherently dirty object 1/2

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

in my brain, whereas a word like cloth or something paints a cleaner picture just be word association. /shrug. Good point, tho!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ugh, we lived in poverty in the 90's when I was a teen, and I had to wear old rags in my underpants to school. It was so embarrassing.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Very well put. My grams told me she would use safety pins to secure the "rags' before pads with sticky stuff on the back. I'm traumatized...

5 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Enough by getting a pubic hair stuck to the sticky pad. I can't imagine if a safety pin opened!

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Grosser than blood that's debatable

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I'm a nurse. Blood don't bother me.Dirty motor oil in open orifices does. I know that sounds weird, it's just my word association tho /shrug

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yknow. Girls don't love their periods either. Be better than that.

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I am gay. I would hate to be stabbed by a rouge uterus

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Rogue*, unless the uterus in question is actually wearing lipstick and/or cheek color.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

What does being gay have to do with thinking menstruation is gross?

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It involves lady parts, bleeding no less, which they don't like, presumably? That'd be my guess. /shrug

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