A deer wanders quietly in a church in France.

May 2, 2017 1:10 PM

IIIITheNobleOneIIII

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Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH5Ka4TG6tg

OMg.... Its Hannibal :O!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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"Is all this for me?"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a sign! God is a deer and he wants us to bow to his mighty rack.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"Forgive me father, for I have sinned." "How, my son?" "I'm SO horny!" Haha! Get it? Cuz he's ... ok. I'll leave now.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Horned god in the house of the lizards

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is my design.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Swiggity swooty

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ahem. http://www.thecross-photo.com/images/Jagermeister-Label.jpg

9 years ago | Likes 147 Dislikes 2

Prost, Amen.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Whoever eats my flesh and drinks my blood has eternal life. Or at least one hell of a hangover. Blessed be thee!

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

They're so gentle and ethereal

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just appreciating the majesty.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nice rack tho.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What the fuck is this... what the fuck is that ?!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's part of an art performance. https://youtu.be/wLJ6WdgyCVU

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cernunnos cares not for your gaudy iconography.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've been watching too much hannibal. A deer in church freaks me out.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I had the same thought

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Deer puns in the comments. You've been warned.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

this is something you'd see in the last of us.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fun fact! Show this to a redneck and they will point an imaginary rifle at it and make a gun noise! Source: Rural Virginian

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Because they would shoot deer or because they would shoot Catholics?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A little from column A, a little from column B.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ours is the Fury

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

"...I'm so fucking lost..."

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Are we sure he's not there to pray for his dead wife and missing son?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Can't afford doors. They must be really baroque

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of that one scene from Hannibal: https://youtu.be/QhatYWMRA0U

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Just what i thought of

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

sauce?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks like Princess Mononoke

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It is princess mononoke

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That thing has one of the most messed up faces I'll tell you hwhat....

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's the spirit of the forrest

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Ha I get that reference!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That deer is Jesus and he is critiquing the fu k out of that church. "Carved marble? Good plated statues? Guess I need to go on another 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Rampage, deer edition. 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Tips fedora*

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Deer can't wear a fedora man, there antlers take up to much room *tips safari hat*

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

St. Francis would have loved this.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

St. Francis is the sort of saint who would turn down a marble statue of himself in favor of a lavishly-stocked birdfeeder.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Definitely one of my favorite saints. They make medals of him in pet sizes nowadays, proceeds to benefit animal charities.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My favorite Saint!!! My priest does animal blessings on St. Francis Day!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You should bring your deer this year.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Deer lord....

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Nice

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Father Deer

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is why I like people, puns like these give me hope again

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

AMEN

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I had a buck for every time I heard this...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Deer god

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I assume you mean deer god.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Where the elk am I?"

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

GOOD comment

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

MASS EFFECT : PRIMAL

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9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's all majestic and stuff until it poops on something.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And the comment of the day goes to: @Noiz13 Congrats

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OMG this all so sudden i like thank my parents for always believing in me and of course this fine institution.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Came here to make this comment, doe it would seem you've already beaten me to it.

9 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 0

Quite the thumper.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Get the buck out of here

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Could not believe i was the first one.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

coming in like v lol

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just one god visiting the house of another god.

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I'm going to show you how to kill a god.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

I got the chickens. What's the next step?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's cute lmao that'd be an interesting movie

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I would watch/read/bingewatch the hell out of that. Bunch of gods socializing and having sitcommish god problems.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh my word. That sounds fantastic. I'd want the Avatar team or Ghibli team on this!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well I mean, there IS an anime about Jesus and Buddah sharing an apartment in Tokyo...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cernunnous?

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Damn! I came here to say Cernunos but you beat me to it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"See, this is what I'm talking about. Gold inlay, marble columns. I was worshiped in the wrong Era man."

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

naw I think big C is a lot more humble than that.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

True true. More like "Yo G, nice digs man. Is that gold? Kickass, could use a bit more green but that's just me."

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yeah exactly

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