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Everyone says to worry about big ass alligators, snakes, and spiders, but you really need to worry about bath salt zombies and cannibals.
Sauce: http://themiamigazette.com/cannibals-arrested-florida-claim-eating-human-flesh-cures-diabetes-depression/
ziralien
One on the right looks like an Adam Sandler who's really, REALLY let himself go.
Minebadger
Imagine how often this happens yet isn't discovered.
emmereffer
Dude in the middle is keeping an eye on both of his friends.
beerlady
overworkeddad
Why the fuck can't they comb their damn hair!? Jesus, you're going on TV for Christ's sake!
donner73
These guys are like the complete opposite of fine young cannibals.
BOHICAbeast
Well, they are not wrong. The people they ate are no longer depressed or suffer from diabetes.
J0hnM00n
Google Maps says that story is a lie.
J0hnM00n
And so does the "Miami Gazette": The Miami Gazette is an entertainment and satire web publication.