Damn Florida, you scary!

Jun 3, 2017 1:23 AM

angelsarah

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Everyone says to worry about big ass alligators, snakes, and spiders, but you really need to worry about bath salt zombies and cannibals.

Sauce: http://themiamigazette.com/cannibals-arrested-florida-claim-eating-human-flesh-cures-diabetes-depression/

One on the right looks like an Adam Sandler who's really, REALLY let himself go.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Imagine how often this happens yet isn't discovered.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Dude in the middle is keeping an eye on both of his friends.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Why the fuck can't they comb their damn hair!? Jesus, you're going on TV for Christ's sake!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

These guys are like the complete opposite of fine young cannibals.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Well, they are not wrong. The people they ate are no longer depressed or suffer from diabetes.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Google Maps says that story is a lie.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And so does the "Miami Gazette": The Miami Gazette is an entertainment and satire web publication.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0