Mama on her first day at Costco (1986)

Aug 8, 2017 7:39 PM

missidgaf

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Oh god

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Welcome to Costco. I love you

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Would take to a roller rink \10

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She can get it. Let her know.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Am I missing something?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Is that where she met your dad?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This pic makes me very nostalgic for some reason.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OPs mom

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

What is this ???!!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Welcome to Costco, I love you.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So... is she single?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You looking for a new dad?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

That was funny.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Posting pictures of family members is for Facebook. STOP

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Reminds me of Linda from Bob's Burgers

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Like a bowl of oatmeal *finger guns*

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@OP tell your mom I said. "Hey boo..."

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

classic mom jeans

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jealous of her awesome feathered hair!

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

They call her trish the dish!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was born in that year...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She single?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And were you, like, conceived at Costco? That would be so cool. Except you'd have been a huge baby, or one of quads.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I weighed about a butterball turkey so close to Costco sized.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@OP sucked them titties

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 7

you owe me a keyboard!

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Did you insert yours ana...wait would that not be..do people not... never mind.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In 1986, my Costco was a Price Club.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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I love this gif so much

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Ewww Rachael dratch is in this (perfect last name for her)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 23

Personally I prefer these over those hip huggers that were popular. Then again I am a fan of milf booty so maybe that's related.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's funny because they are in style again. I hate them.

8 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 3

My Wife has the PERFECT figure for these and I love them so much

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

God i miss low-rise jeans

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

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Is she single?

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

No, she's only sold in multi-packs.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes! I asked her for a new daddy for christmas but she has yet to deliver

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I'll be your new daddy

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Wasnt it price club back then??

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Price Club and Costco merged in 92 or 93

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's says Costco in the wall behind her

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I love how you were downvoted on this.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No, she worked at costco then clubs became price costco when they acquired them or whatever.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your mom's a babe.

8 years ago | Likes 649 Dislikes 12

eh

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If she was a president, she'd be Baberham Lincoln

8 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 1

Schwing!

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

80's babe, all day.

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

She's a total babe. Schwing!

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

She's a robo babe

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

In Latin she would be Babia Majora.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She's magically babelicious.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

...is she single?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

...in 1986.

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Thic mom is thicc

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's what I was thinking

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

eh

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

v

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

New fav

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8 years ago (deleted Sep 1, 2017 2:18 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Now it's even funnier!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She bad.

8 years ago | Likes 82 Dislikes 2

She gets down.

8 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 1

She gonn git got

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

SEX!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The babe with the power?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The power? What power?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Power of voodoo

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Who do?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You do

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Welcome to Costco, I love you"

8 years ago | Likes 308 Dislikes 1

*whispered*

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Best line in any movie ever

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I wonder if OP's mom was an unfit mother and had her children placed in the custody of Carl's Jr.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It's OK scro my first wife was tarded, she's a pilot now.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That's how OP's mom met the dad.

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What movie

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Idiocracy. The only comedy that has been slowly turning into a documentary

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

OMG I worked at a Costco back in '86 too! Serious question though: when were you born?

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Didn't it used to be called Price Club?

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You think you might be OP's dad?

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I don't think you're my daddy

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I have a Costco mom and dad, just curious did You mom move on from Costco?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Ah, no she's still with the company

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My parents are aswell

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's way back when the 1/4 pound hot dog and a soda was only $1.50 Wait a minute...

8 years ago | Likes 104 Dislikes 0

Unfortunately their founder passed away unexpectedly last week, so the place may go all to hell now.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Right? Costco loses money on every one of those deals they sell, but it helps bring people in the doors and that's what matters.

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But they get $55 out of everyone who shops there. So they're ahead.

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No they don't. They don't make much, but they make money on all food sales.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Pretty much just enough to pay for the ingredients

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

they make their own hot dogs, and sold 82 million of them in 2008. Probably costs $0.40 to make. $0.05 for the coke. $0.20 for the bun.

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8 years ago (deleted Nov 6, 2018 6:47 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

The voice of reason

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ingredients are not the only expense in food service, you know. I got the figure on the hot dogs being a loser from a documentary about-

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Don't forget wages!

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