whywontyouletmehaveashortername
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Nov 21, 2017 9:00 PM
whywontyouletmehaveashortername
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Calicoastin818
I had a friend from work that could do that
TheUser14
Hellbino
http://images1.fanpop.com/images/photos/1500000/Steve-Buscemi-steve-buscemi-1592858-365-500.jpg
TheOneWhoCutsTheCheese
mcd0g
Spankywylde
westmd
Flexster74
Wrong hole.....WRONG HOLE!!!!!!!!
akmarksman
Lele Pons is the blonde,Hannah Stocking is the brunette and I'm not sure who the 3rd female is. They all used to be Vine famous.
Mimsey
Though I'm not sure how. 99% of replies to their vines, IGs, and YTs are always, "This was 0% funny..." but they still trend.
ra1nfield
Im downvoting anything from lele pons, cause shes fucking terrible, and doesnt even know how to pronounce her own fucking name.
SexySanders
That first girl is SO ANNOYING.
Pooptowncameo
Heh
SirD1000
My first thought! +1
karm42yn
I had an excellent chuckle of this
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Day optic nerve hnnnnnng
ChaoticWeird
crosetherid
I can actually do that
frenchfrieswith
balzanya
Maldraek
Buncha skullfuckers
SaticoySteel
Come on go back to Instagram
zipsline4
LordRahl7722
farny99
thats been me since 2015
DiastaticPower
I like his voice.
putzcommander
aselleus
She jumped to conclusions
potatoterror2000
DTtom
Loadie25
Marty Feldman would be proud!
ProperRanga
Jevus
That gif is the way I feel about that gif.
Bowfish247
jonrista
awesome
Rabidbacon
InboxMeYourGermanShepherds
TrustMeImTheDoctor
I could hear his voice as I read.
AngronTheRedAngel
pongochuck
Nail clippers ;)
MiracleWhoop
I really have a boisterous chuckle each and every time i see this.
Yololololololololololololololol
Lololol
M1S0
Can someone explain me why did it stuck, with a proper evidence (Wikipedia, medical articles..)
Somethinginthewoodshed
Not I, but the truth is always out there.
TheseAreMySquishyBoots
The wind changed
theHitchenator
You beat me to it. Expect a visit.
grimwyrd
ZanarkandAbes
FelixtheWolf
You can't, your cranial nerves made sure that is not possible, to the best of my knowledge.
DoubleChungTransplant
Not unless they're fucked up like mine! Then there stuck that way! Fun!
FelixtheWolf
Sorry to hear : (
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RayMar1
Which is still 10x better than being a condescending cunt. Not as much fun when other people are being assholes is it?
theHitchenator
If that were the case they wouldn’t have asked for proper citations...
kainsopher
Not real. But I can cross my eyes independently. But the other direction.
crystal5213
Same. Lazy eye.
ThatsNotMyDadThatsACellPhone
i can do that too! and while one is crossed, I can move the other up and down independently.
JustLucky75
do you look the the blurry curved bit to do it? thats how i do it, follow the blury curve up and down it fucks with people.
Fengoj
My cousin can move both eyes independently. Can find a stick while watching a snake.
Favri
Because she masturbated. That's what happens. When you masturbate. Don't masturbate kids.
dopperpod
You’re missing a very important comma.
Favri
Are you saying people should masturbate kids? Not cool dude.
HowCaniGoForBrokeIfimAlreadyPoor
The fourth sentence is funnier in verb form
Snutch11
underrated
Toecutteris
you should never masturbate kids, yo
Ninjafromnorway
Gonna go test this theory right now.
Favri
Just to be crystal clear - I am saying DO NOT masturbate kids. Or any other non-consenting sentient being.
ProfessorDumbass
If she needs a hand .. I'm willing
RoutemasterFlash
Damn right, they can do it themselves, the lazy bastards.
PaleChixAreMyFetish
If that were true I'd look like a hammerhead shark.
gIoblobbIobgob
Can I masturbate adults though
Favri
You can masturbate adults, consenting adult animals and mature sentient objects. In moderation.
Hurairahisacat
We found a loophole boys!
ToasterDent
Commas: the forgotten punctuation.
Favri
Maybe I did, it on purpose.
ToasterDent
You are the unsung funny response setup poster! The straight man, as the vaudeville term goes.
Clueis13
No. The whole thing is fake.
KobeBurger
cardboardunderwear
Says it can't be explained. Immediately explains it.
nottooproudofthisbut
To be fair, he can't explain it with proper evidence.
CongratsYouAreHereNow
two glass eyes that stay still
cardboardunderwear
I was just having some fun.
MostAwkwardPenguinInNYC
He was referring to the writer's syntax. Writer said "no", as in "no I cannot explain it". Then goes on to explain it
nottooproudofthisbut
I know, but have you ever passed up to be a pedantic smartass? I certainly have not and never will. Ever.
kittykatrose
Lost it at "OMG it's stuck"
AlwaysDownvotePrincessBride
I hope you find it again...
aditya91212125
That's what she said
sahdad
You mean the punchline? You lost it at the punchline...
afriendinneedsafriendindeedafriendwithmemesisbetter
Tumblr is leaking again. I'll go grab the welding gear.
kittykatrose
Well I wasn't aiming for points but 270 others agree with me. -thumbs up-
IloveHockey
dumbass
SvprHanc
prkrkllr
And literally at the end of the gif. Saying you lost it at that point is also completely meaningless
FlyingButtPliers
He means the ability to control movement in her left eye. She lost it when she said those words. Then she and her friends panicked.
Laeryc
i cant remember her name she was in a "scandle" with ?Amanda cern? turned amateur star these are rehearsed. the "Its stuck" is the Punchline
SometimesImReady
What, what do you mean?
TacticalWookiee
He means that "OMG it's stuck" is the point of the whole video. There's no reason to say "I lost it at 'omg it's stuck'" since it was at (1)
TacticalWookiee
the end of the video, and is designed to be where you lose it.
SometimesImReady
Thank you for explaining that.
DeviantPhuq
It’s fake
SignificantDeficiency
No way, seriously?
SmartHasTheBrainsButStupidHasTheBalls
DeviantPhuq
NEVER!
Wescalade
I can do that with my eye. no one is ever that excited though normally it’s a look of disgust.
SexuallyAttractedtoGoofy
Teach me
RappinForJegus
Nice... nice username you've got there.
rusrsdude
Nobody knows this. Don't let them know.
DeviantPhuq
I HAVE SPOKEN!