Sep 10, 2019 11:58 AM
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BISHPLEEASE
When is it gonna snap... when is it gonna snap?!
swedishpancakeswithlingonberries
Get in mah belly!!!
murphyslaw101
My snapper bowser is a murderer turtle compared to this...
BreakfastWithCountChocula
Turtle is running on Windows ME.
rockchalker73
Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh
GrootGear
The new Gozirra is LIT.
Bigwilliejohnson1462
my reaction untill the fish got away.
MasterFetus
I always wonder if fish are just super oblivious or if they just love to tickle the taint of death
SagansLab
Cazador115
The snack that smiles back
Raileks
The snack that smiles back mockingly from an easily traversed distance you're too lazy to cross.
eagleandy93
That turtle has a LOT of faith in it's tail
quasarken
Actual footage of me trying to achieve my goals in life.
VladThePoker
Trying? You must be fairly young and full of enthusiasm if you're still trying!
kc2syk
Fucking apex predator right there.
Whyiseveryusernameicanthinkoftaken
Imagine being that snapper..."I am killer. I am kind of my region. I eat you smol fish!....wait....hold on....swim lower....staaaahhhhhpppp"
stronomer
Just playing. Like the orca and the dove the other day. Or maybe not...
SmallerGiant
Displicentlickeroflittlethings
AaaaaaaaAaaaaaAaaaaaaaAaaaaa...
SquishyAnubis
Prymack
This what I imagine is happening when I'm swimming in open water.
Il1kepuns
KingOfTheAnarchists
Oultnil
I don't want to be that guy, but when he says that they're outside on the golf course and it's Jerry's face you see.
Xyglrox
v
istealyourcontent
NoForethought
"Dude, just stop. You're embarrassing yourself."
Bhan0069
existence is pain
romicra88
GifReversalBot
Poltergeist94
Is the moss on their back healthy for them?
tarataqa
only if you trim it like a bonsai
bourbonandbaddecisions
cbale2000
Came here to post this.
f1c6731a
Me too
joeys2323
Totally expected him to bite it in half like that fucked up rat video
Br0doSwaggins
The one with the piranhas? That shit was messed up.
PBnJellay
Sauce?
Kveitebollen
that video fucked me up
Caveman3A
http://www.newschoolers.com/forum/thread/543056/Turtle-rips-mouse-in-half----WARNING-GRAPHIC---
Impossibrew
How the fuck was that rat swimming with half its guts falling out
Groznek
Adrenaline, I'd assume. I wish I didn't see that video. It fucked me up for a bit.
iwin
Rat video? In half? I need some sauce
Someone posted it below, I ain't watching that shit again
PressMyButtonsBaby
Come get me, Bowser, ya fat bastard! - that fish, probably
I have a snapper named bowser...let's just say the fist dont fair as well with him
imissmaplesyrup
Umm that’s impossible. It’s a well known fact goldfish can only remember names for 3 seconds and I don’t see Bowser yelling his name out bro
"Bowser gonna whoop dat ass, Fishy!" "Gotta kiss it first, Bowser, ya fat bastard!"
wheresmybanana
Lmao
ialwaysoverthinkthings
I was thinking the same shit. Well now I know why they animated Bowser the way they did
iceynyo
When the fish leaves at the end: "So long gay Bowser"
StormWinterwind
Comments you can hear
HellsHegemony
Magus62
Peter Stormare is amazing
kikibakes
It just shits me that Constantine and Lucifer are both DC Comics, which leads to the possibility of them being in the same universe.
DarkAngelWarlord
I think there is a crossover in the comics
I genuinely want to see a crossover if it ever were to happen.
nonCanadianGoose
Best devil ever.
QuasiIntellectualChimpanzee
No joke. One of the few performances that really captured the whole concept.
rashindus1962
Also best Chernobog ever.
rxartisan
Ever. I love this movie.
RexFaith
though he was easily the best character in that movie the best Devil is still Tim Curry
Curry was theatrical. This was an interpretation that made you think he’s real and this is what he’d be.
AvgWhiteShark
Fine. I'll watch Constantine again. They should really pick that one back up. Foolish that they never did.
JMocksV2
I mean, I wouldn't be surprised if Keanu made a second one happen... He has that power...
Ghostlogicz
They tried a show and it didn’t do too great
Needed more Keanu.
turomar
i liked it but yea was cancelled. tho he joins the legends of tomorrow
I did not know this. Any chance of some sauce?
BISHPLEEASE
When is it gonna snap... when is it gonna snap?!
swedishpancakeswithlingonberries
Get in mah belly!!!
murphyslaw101
My snapper bowser is a murderer turtle compared to this...
BreakfastWithCountChocula
Turtle is running on Windows ME.
rockchalker73
Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh
GrootGear
The new Gozirra is LIT.
Bigwilliejohnson1462
MasterFetus
I always wonder if fish are just super oblivious or if they just love to tickle the taint of death
SagansLab
Cazador115
The snack that smiles back
Raileks
The snack that smiles back mockingly from an easily traversed distance you're too lazy to cross.
eagleandy93
That turtle has a LOT of faith in it's tail
quasarken
Actual footage of me trying to achieve my goals in life.
VladThePoker
Trying? You must be fairly young and full of enthusiasm if you're still trying!
kc2syk
Fucking apex predator right there.
Whyiseveryusernameicanthinkoftaken
Imagine being that snapper..."I am killer. I am kind of my region. I eat you smol fish!....wait....hold on....swim lower....staaaahhhhhpppp"
stronomer
Just playing. Like the orca and the dove the other day. Or maybe not...
SmallerGiant
Displicentlickeroflittlethings
AaaaaaaaAaaaaaAaaaaaaaAaaaaa...
SquishyAnubis
Prymack
This what I imagine is happening when I'm swimming in open water.
Il1kepuns
KingOfTheAnarchists
Oultnil
I don't want to be that guy, but when he says that they're outside on the golf course and it's Jerry's face you see.
Xyglrox
istealyourcontent
NoForethought
"Dude, just stop. You're embarrassing yourself."
Bhan0069
existence is pain
romicra88
GifReversalBot
Poltergeist94
Is the moss on their back healthy for them?
tarataqa
only if you trim it like a bonsai
bourbonandbaddecisions
cbale2000
Came here to post this.
f1c6731a
Me too
joeys2323
Totally expected him to bite it in half like that fucked up rat video
Br0doSwaggins
The one with the piranhas? That shit was messed up.
PBnJellay
Sauce?
Kveitebollen
that video fucked me up
Caveman3A
http://www.newschoolers.com/forum/thread/543056/Turtle-rips-mouse-in-half----WARNING-GRAPHIC---
Impossibrew
How the fuck was that rat swimming with half its guts falling out
Groznek
Adrenaline, I'd assume. I wish I didn't see that video. It fucked me up for a bit.
iwin
Rat video? In half? I need some sauce
joeys2323
Someone posted it below, I ain't watching that shit again
PressMyButtonsBaby
Come get me, Bowser, ya fat bastard! - that fish, probably
murphyslaw101
I have a snapper named bowser...let's just say the fist dont fair as well with him
imissmaplesyrup
Umm that’s impossible. It’s a well known fact goldfish can only remember names for 3 seconds and I don’t see Bowser yelling his name out bro
PressMyButtonsBaby
"Bowser gonna whoop dat ass, Fishy!" "Gotta kiss it first, Bowser, ya fat bastard!"
wheresmybanana
Lmao
ialwaysoverthinkthings
I was thinking the same shit. Well now I know why they animated Bowser the way they did
iceynyo
When the fish leaves at the end: "So long gay Bowser"
StormWinterwind
Comments you can hear
HellsHegemony
Magus62
Peter Stormare is amazing
kikibakes
It just shits me that Constantine and Lucifer are both DC Comics, which leads to the possibility of them being in the same universe.
DarkAngelWarlord
I think there is a crossover in the comics
kikibakes
I genuinely want to see a crossover if it ever were to happen.
nonCanadianGoose
Best devil ever.
QuasiIntellectualChimpanzee
No joke. One of the few performances that really captured the whole concept.
rashindus1962
Also best Chernobog ever.
rxartisan
Ever. I love this movie.
RexFaith
though he was easily the best character in that movie the best Devil is still Tim Curry
nonCanadianGoose
Curry was theatrical. This was an interpretation that made you think he’s real and this is what he’d be.
AvgWhiteShark
Fine. I'll watch Constantine again. They should really pick that one back up. Foolish that they never did.
JMocksV2
I mean, I wouldn't be surprised if Keanu made a second one happen... He has that power...
Ghostlogicz
They tried a show and it didn’t do too great
AvgWhiteShark
Needed more Keanu.
turomar
i liked it but yea was cancelled. tho he joins the legends of tomorrow
kikibakes
I did not know this. Any chance of some sauce?