Another phone clearing dump- but with more twitter stuff this time

Feb 26, 2019 4:18 AM

BigScaryDragon

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#1 I have more memes on here than I thought I did

#2 So, I hope you enjoy them

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#16 ads no- wait, I used this joke last time

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#24 I feel like I’m going to type no abs or no ass somewhere in here with my fat fingers

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#33 yes

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#35 no ads, also, I love Owlturd

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#47 I. Love. Earthbound.

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Well, thank you for sitting through this dump. I’m going to put some text here so that there really are no ads because I’m not quite sure how this works. Blah blah blah blah. Jabber jabber jabber jabber. Words.
Edit: This is the first time I’ve made Most Viral! Thank you everyone

#1 Mike would still have arms.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

#23 that’s JavaScript not a computer program...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We have four forks, and somehow I manage to grab one every single time I'm in the cutlery drawer. Vale weighted and fall off of plates.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#33

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I like the one that I couldn't read

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can somebody explain #4? My friend doesn't gets it.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#2 "And you'll see a church, but don't turn, keep going until you see a barn on the left, then go another 3 miles after that..."

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#49 lowkey fucking me up right now

7 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 2

Right?!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

#50 i just put it on my hand and tried to peel it all off in one piece

7 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

I used to make little round “warts” and use a marker to color them red or green when they dried. Totally normal. Right? ...guys?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Tweet from a racist with depression: I want to K-K-Kill myself

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Rope: windy bindy

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

#31 Jedward are form the future

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

#27, I'm 28, I have that whacky knife that probably ended up in my bag after borrowing it from a workplace during lunchbreak

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well "fokker" does mean "fucker" so I guess he wasn't wrong.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would like to know what Trandy hair graphs (31)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are^*

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A spelling bee, but it's just a bee that can spell

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love Earthbound, too, friend. Thanks for the dump. ★

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Solid dump, stole several.

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#32 LMG MOUNTED AND LOADED

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#17 was my music teacher, Mr Stein. Except he wasn't nearly as self aware...

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

For anyone curious all aircraft control is spoken in English world wide. Makes it universal and we did that ish first

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't have such a fork, but I do have a spoon like that.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#8 Or maybe just a Brit looking for a toilet that has working plumbing.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That - that’s not even a thing

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What isn't? Working plumbing? Wow do I have some amazingly good news for you....

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

#6 I was doing a raid w/ my guild once and a dude said he had to go because a tornado was coming but would probably be right back. probably

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most tense 15 minutes in guild history

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These suck.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 21

There were 50. There wasn't at least 1 you liked?

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Almost as much as @Op's mom.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I not only frown at the fork, I wonder where the hell it came from in the first place.

7 years ago | Likes 136 Dislikes 0

Usually a staff room somewhere. You took in a plastic containers and took it home with the fork in it to wash up.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have some utensils from like 5 different sets, I like one set which, of course, only has 2 or 3 of each utensil.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have a knife that probably ended up in my bag after I borrowed it during lunch break at work.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used that one for the cat food just last night. Fuck that fork.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's only one, it has a plastic covering on the handle. Who buys a single fork!?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I have a favorite type of fork... except ONE of them. It is somehow bent back some degrees and thus REALY annoying.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ours is from Outback Steakhouse. Fell into my apron one shift and I never got around to taking it back :-D

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I figured mine got mixed in with a roommates at some point.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

My first roommate back in college had the exact same set of silverware as me.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For me it’s a spoon

7 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

I have a fork with a really thin handle. Hate that fork.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have a fork like that too. It makes you wonder, who the heck designed these to be as uncomfortable as possible?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have a full set of silverware for the sole purpose of saying "not you" whenever I accidentally grab them.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Mine's a t-spoon some housemate of a housemate used for drug purposes. Still don't understand why I haven't chucked it yet.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nice dump fellow coder

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CoDiNg YoUr OwN gAmEs Is EaSiEr ThAn YoU tHiNk

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

i took an intro coding course a ways back n want to get back into it. learned basic java and HTML. was gonna try out python any suggestions?

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Make sure you understand what ... and pass do. And use them liberally.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Skip HTML and go to Python Directly. Java is fine Too. if you Need some sites to practise, hit me up. im studying that shit.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Honestly, Python is super easy. Just pick a project and go for it. I would recommend staying away from object oriented with it though. 1/2

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The dynamic typing also makes it a little odd for some things. It's kinda easy to get type errors that are difficult to find.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

TBH, if you are just doing hobby stuff, I think it's really fun to program board games. It doesn't take forever and it's good MVC practice.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

program board games how? like preexisting games?

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