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Duck tax as I lack cats on a water slide
Or you just get injured.
QuickINeedAName
The best reason I can see to take engineering courses
JimDressedAsDwight
In my head I was betting on who would win or die
tahorg
Flying circus
Mentalguy15
so much water in the anus
thevoidedbridge
Don't forget this one
leetftw
he ded
OfficialCommentFromCorporate
These folks aren't even sending test cadavers down first. Amateurs.
DefinitelyNotTippster
#7: I am Salmon now.
GoodGameYoungLad
Nailed it
GigaBoom2
He is at sliding rocks park in Sedona Arizona. Hurts even when you don't go airborne.
Phischstaebchen
#3 reminded me of some weired dreams about trapped underwater.....
HadashiBlacksky
Humans make for poor salmon, is what I learnt here today.
meRoJ
#6: Salmon Man.
Mmmmortytime
#3: "Hey, I'd like to die there!" #7: "Hey, that's HOW I should die there!!!"
HawkDaddy
#6 is a win for the onlookers
ChexM8Bro
Bikini becomes g-string
nightsider
She calls that "The Breach."
tcwelldone
We all won
freeandclear
ducks. the reason I upvote.
ImaTamI
Maybe I'm just a sap but I feel bad because the ducks are trying to eat and they fall down the slide only to run back up for more food.
raviolihummingbird
That's what I think is happening too... but, apart from it being a bit mean, it's not like they get hurt or anything.
Flowmeyo
#4 the way he goes into the fetal position makes it for me
ArabianSandstorm
I never liked slides. I have this fear that I'll slice a limb off playing on one...
thoucrustybatchofnature
the booty on #6
BigManSamRog
#2 looks like the worst soviet era water park ever
jakethetao
I have the correct buoyancy and weight to sufficiently break the earths gravitational pull on some of these slides
ReleaseTheSounds
#8 that guy was a breeze away from death
Fyba
Hence the title.
hungrydutchman
Dude I love your songs
trina1978
Yeah like did he not do his back some serious damage with the jump?
JamesBondMegacorn
Probably not. He would have hit the slide at such a low angle probably 5 degrees which isn't much to deflect that slow
trina1978
Still, ouchie
CalSandwith
That kid who got decapitated agrees with the title.
CarbonRobin
http://www.kctv5.com/story/32728072/source-boy-who-died-at-schlitterbahn-was-decapitated
andthisistheonlyusernameicouldthinkofonthespot
#5 he ded
CakeGhost
Homemade Waterslides are always safe. Trust me
Pawnderlust
My brother broke his collar bone on one
brushybrushy
Username checks out!
Denamic
Thanks MrBadIdeasAndAdvice!
CakeGhost
No problem! Anytime!
LicensedWeaboo
Trust him
DoesItDo
Trust KingOfGenerallyBadAdvice's advice to trust him.
cking1
I know it you know it everyone knows it.
idothisforspain
Slide-Rock!
befuckingdecent
That is not water! #1
debaucheryandchaos
Up voted purely because of duck water slide
cre8majic
I just want to see more of them run up right away to go again
andthisistheonlyusernameicouldthinkofonthespot
i love that they wait for the next duck to go
wormfood
Anybody else think about that kid who died at that waterpark last summer
CarbonRobin
http://www.kctv5.com/story/32728072/source-boy-who-died-at-schlitterbahn-was-decapitated
zippadeedoodah
Decapitated... Yeesh.
JohnQPubic
anybody know where #3 is?
WhenItRainsItPours
The ocean
BobHacks
Right I'm like wtf is going on ?!?
monjoinoctave
Atlantis?
SnazzyOctopus
Correct. I've been through this tunnel. Very cool.
ICantFindAGoodOneYouGuys
What the fuck #7???
Fredfinks
rob schneider animal movie
TINYRICKMOTHAFUCKAS
That's a majestic salmon swimming upstream...you can't convince me otherwise
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
he was... following the flow of the "stream" so... you tell me who's dumb here.
TINYRICKMOTHAFUCKAS
You're dumb. It's obviously not a salmon, dipshit, and of course he's not going "upstream".
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
that guy is definitely a salmon... and i was trying to be funny. D':
TINYRICKMOTHAFUCKAS
Sorry. My sarcasm detector wasn't working that well. Cheers.
exenos
Due to #3 I've realized I'm claustrophobic
Ruhig
After stopping in the middle of the slide, moments later they were violently kicked in the head by the next person in line.
CaptRogers
But the shark didn't bother you??
returningtothetangentathand
Yeah, I started imagining more and more people coming down, slowly crushing me into the people in front. Oh god, I can't breath.
TheBugL
And the water not draining fast enough and slowly filling up the tube. Feeling a bit anxious all of a sudden
LogicalSenselessness
What the fuck is #3