I got a pickle

Aug 22, 2019 1:26 AM

Lhamodolma

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Edit- holy sh!t most viral! Thanks for the kindness and support. I got a call not long after posting this and will be starting a new job in September not far from family in a wicked little town. Moral of the story when life hands you lemons make pickles and complain on the internet and life will give you a job.

I also just made pickles! I stand with you my friend <3

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A friend of mine was making pickles tonight as well, hopefully she gets some good news soon too.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Pickles are dope

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

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It’s okay! I was supposed to move to Montreal to be with my SO but he changed his mind so I am taking a job in my hometown and living w/ dad

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I do wish I had some pickles though

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love me some pickles!

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think pickles are making a come back after all these years or has it always been this way because HELL YEAH PICKLES

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pickles are amazing

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

More or less the same is happening to me & I made 6 jars of pickled cucumbers.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 0

Love me some pickles.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My dying wish will be for someone to read this to me one last time on my deathbed so in my dying voice I will say "I love me some pickles"

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I fuckin love pickles.

6 years ago | Likes 131 Dislikes 1

I gotta pickle for ya

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I got 2 pickles.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I got 2 pickles today, hey hey!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There is a rejoicing in the the pickleverse.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pickles are good!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sounds like the beginning of Stripes. Have you considered joining the Army with your best friend?

6 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 1

isn't that for when you're not homosexual but you're willing to learn?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

oh drat, well im not deleting my comment, took me too long typing

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Good luck! I recently made a cross country move for a job. Adult world is better.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I see you are preparing for winter!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

what country r u talkin about?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Canada ??

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

oh, my bad eh...

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh yeah for sure. No problem eh

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's uncanny!...unjarry?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hang in there @op! I’ve been there. If you can hold out, don’t take something that isn’t right. Wait for a winner!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are you selling them? Maybe you found your calling.....I am sorry for the rest of the stuff your going through.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

hang in there!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can I have a jar?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why not move? I picked up and moved to LA alone with $200. . . I mean I have cancer now but YMMV

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You have a job offer in NYC!?! When a door open walk through it! Go live your life! Then after 3 years or so get another better job

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Lol, here I am trying to get out of NY.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

San Francisco is more expensive than NY im pretty sure

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I don’t live in the USA so no. But I would totally move if that was the case.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

same plan applies

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Toronto? Vancouver?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Vancouver

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sorry about your situation, that just bites. I wish you the best and hope you enjoy those pickles, fellow BC’er!!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah I was thinking LA

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So much good Box Lacrosse in Vancouver! Never gets super cold. The foreign investors have destroyed the real estate market tho

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pickles are worth at LEAST 300 days of happiness.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No shame in moving back home. It's a safety net that a lot of people don't have, and a lot of people don't take out of pride. Stay strong.<3

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Try cherry jam, it makes good presents.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey, I'm kinda going through something similar. Stay strong. I wouldn't let something like this ruin you career though. If it's a good job.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Let me know if you wanna talk about it.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My fiancé broke it off and the only apartment I could find starts in October, so I'm going to live w/ parents for a month and WFH.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We lived together and she decided to take over our current lease and I'm moving.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Anyway, stay strong. Focus on you and your priorities. The city might be good to meet new people. Goodluck!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sorry to hear about your fiancé. The move itself wasn’t going to be great for my career but I was willing to take a step back to be with him

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ultimately this is all for the best and I have the greatest family. Now I get to move to a town I have always wanted to live in.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, sounds like it worked out then! Stay focused and motivated and find a way to enjoy yourself/ be happy.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just did 24 jars of home grown tomatoes.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

You pickled tomatoes?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They make a nice chutney.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No not pickled just preserved.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

what.. kinda pickles?

6 years ago | Likes 327 Dislikes 1

Asking the important questions here

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

he could say okra.. and i would have to check my sensibilities

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Jars of them

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

..jars?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

22 Jars of pickles

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

22.. jars..

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

SO help me if he says bread and butter... Little pickle Judases that nothing can wash out of your mouth.

6 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 2

I guess this is a big Dill for you.

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

youre a bit acidic, did you know that?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

marry me

6 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Excuse you, I am not a savage, bread and butter are nasty

6 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 4

v

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yass... yassss

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Nooooooooo! Eh. They're good on burgers.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

This ain't Carl's junior

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

We have to castrate you now

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Dill pickles! Aka the only kind of pickles

6 years ago | Likes 265 Dislikes 7

Cinnamon!!!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

pickled cinnamon?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Pickled cucumbers but with Red Hots to flavor them cinnamon and sweet —- SO GOOD!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WHA?!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I make delicious dill pickles too. Hot tip: add a pepper (jalapeño, habanero, etc) to a jar and it makes hot peppered pickles.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Kool-aid pickles, bitch.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My family swore by bread and butter pickles

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Hey, you could always start a pickling business XD All kindsa pickles! A one man snack shack deal. ?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Let me.... let me buy some pickles

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Only kind? You must be new to the pickle game my friend.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

My pickle game is strong, I just like dills the best.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Koolickle (sometimes called “Tropickles”) https://youtu.be/pDmbQEo-7dU

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bread and butter pickles are also delicious

6 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 8

Bread and butter pickles are fucking disgusting.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Okra pickles?

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Get outta here...

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Meg... have you ever tried them?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Ive tried okra

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Excuse me?! Garlic pickles are the best!

6 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 5

Clausen style ftw

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Garlic pickles? I work for Chilis and like we got this OK way of making them but I’m so hit or miss but I love garlic lol Werid I wnana see

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Vlassic makes awesome garlic ones

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Muthafuckin Bread AND Butter you uncultured swine!

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

halfsour or GTFO

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

gat-damn!

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My man!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pickled anything really. Except eggs. Was very disappointed.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Pickled garlic! Mmmmh..

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

god yes

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pigs feet?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Great in menudo god I love pigs feet in menudo

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

don't tell frank

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*slides out of couch greasy and naked*

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0