Oldie but a goodie.

Oct 13, 2016 7:27 PM

Hickory405

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I mostly kill the annoying bastard...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I have literally been on this exact journey....

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Whoa. This makes me wanna play

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I always upvote Skyrim

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've read this thread three times by now ..but I read it every time I find it .. again .. bcs he goes "I swear I've never been this anxious"

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Which I understand perfectly. Until you take on the Clavicus Vile quest with Barbas along, who can not be killed. Then it changes to, >

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

> "I swear I've never been this raving mad and ready to slaughter this mutt."

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is glorious

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

so the moral of the story is if you find a dog be ready to build a house adopt and boy have the boy like the dog

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

This makes me want to try the game again.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You should you won't regret it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was a hell of a ride.

9 years ago | Likes 297 Dislikes 0

I'm so glad the dog is safe. I was fearing the worst.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I laughed, I cried, I questioned my very existence.

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Holy shit. I basically just snuck around killing bandits and then sttipping the lady bandits nekkid.i feel like a failure now.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 5

Someone wrote a mod specifically to stop the NPC "stupid dog" lines. Bless that modder.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I don't know why, as it does tend to tell out the assholes of the world. And Aerin is an asshole. He's that friend-zoned guy who continually

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

hopes Mjoll one day notices his desire and reciprocates it. Meanwhile, not taking a single risk to actually ask her on a date. He's a creep.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Fucking FINE. I'LL GET SKYRIM.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This was such an impromptu adventure and it was so amazing, just so amazing. Skyrim life is better than real life.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

There can be improptu adventures in real life my friend

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

That wasn't my point. I never said there weren't, Skyrim's are just better.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Basically why skyrim is my favorite game. So many bad/fun decisions and distractions. I'm level 114 and haven't finished main quest.

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Best thing I've read all day.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So excited for skyrim re release!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good read! You kept me on the hook!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh Skyrim the feels

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

damn dawg, helllouva story

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

God I relate to this so well.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Still a better love story then twilight

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That was amazing. I'm a better person for having read it.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

How couldn't someone adopt Meeko?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Me playing any game, it gets very difficult at times, I'm glad I'm not the only one.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm ready to do it all again!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Enhanced Edition comes out the 27th. All my mods are going to become unusable for a few months. q_q

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

it's supposedly a completely different install, if not, a different executable. regular skyrim is still gunna be there for you bro :)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dont use it. PC version only benefits non-modders, really.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ehhh, assuming at some point most of my favorite gameplay mods are transferred to it, I would probably use it. It would keep me from 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

having to use as many graphics mods/enbs to make Skyrim look nice, which would be cool.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The performance implications will probably be similar either way.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's the difference, exactly?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In Skyrim vs. Skyrim Enhanced? or Skyrim without any mods?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Skyrim Enhanced VS regular Skyrim, I don't see the appeal for PC users to buy the enhanced edition.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You don't have to buy the Enhanced Edition if you own the original game+DLCs on PC. They give it to you for free.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And the appeal is DX11 support (instead of DX9/10), more stable engine and graphical enhancements (eliminating the need for some mods).

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, there isn't really any appeal from what I understand. People that own regular version get the free upgrade, however

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Everytime I read this it's the same roller coaster of emotions

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ah a classic. I always accidentally killed meeko because he runs in front of enemies while I'm trying to shoot them.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Then I use the console to bring him back because I wouldn't be able to live with myself otherwise.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Red the entire thing. No regrets.

9 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 8

Not even a redgret?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not even a regert.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

he might be new here, its okay

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Savage

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn, I green it and now I regret.

9 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 1

I blue it and now I'm ashamed.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not even A single letter?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can you really do all that in Skyrim? Why have I been wasting time on my real life relationship?

9 years ago | Likes 1383 Dislikes 4

Yes.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And it's all legit.

9 years ago | Likes 372 Dislikes 0

Fuck I need to play more of this game then.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

100% legitimate.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I've modded my game so thoroughly that I don't even know what's real anymore.

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 2

this

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And still it's all vanilla and no mods in the story.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Everything but the Aerin part yeah..as far as I know

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes and i don't know

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mate, Skyrim has dozens of ENTIRE BOOKS THAT YOU CAN READ just for the hell of it. You can do so much

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Once, I realized my companion had gone missing while clearing a haunted castle. After its cleared I assume he's dead and go searching

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For loot. But no he's not dead he's just hiding in a room I didn't know about until now and guess what the only thin in the room is?!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Alcohol. HE LEFT ME TO FIGH FOR MY LIFE TO GET DRUNK. And he was 'cause we ran into a dragon and he missed every swing he took and died.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have played this game for 500 hours and have never found a amulet of mara...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hate it using Google search for this stuff, it just ruins the game.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did you maybe try visiting the temple of mara?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Where have you been for like the past 5 years lol go kill dragons and shoot arrows in knees and not get to the cloud district very often

9 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

What happens when you shoot knees?

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

You retire adventurers.

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Skyrim needs guards, your doing Talos work, Talos work

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That and more. Look up Grelod The Kind. It's kind of twisted in a way. More so when you get the quest to off her. That kid is fucked up.

9 years ago | Likes 211 Dislikes 1

And now I'm breaking skyrim out again

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Poor Aventus, he loved his mother so.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I read the bio of the character. Seems very Miss Hannigan. Lil orphan Annie ain't takin' your shit anymore, Grelod.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sweet mother, sweet mother...send your child unto me ...

9 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 1

RIP Astrid...you will be missed (by me at least)

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Astrid was fucking hardcore. And I miss Arnbjorn calling me tidbit.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

for the sins of the unworthy must be baptised in blood and fear

9 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

Hail Sithis

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

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9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Dark Brotherhood QL is the best in both Oblivion and Skyrim. I had a heart attack when her eyes lit up.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You need the Hearthfire DLC to adopt a kid, but yes. Everyone with a heart loves the dog, and Aerin is notorious for following Mjoll.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I don't know why Aerin followed his wife to the house, but YES!

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 2

Yeah he did that for me too. it was odd as hell

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He does that. And if you marry Camilla from Riverwood, Faendal will probably do the same thing.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I made her into a Blade and he even followed her there!

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Who the fuck is this guy

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've never seen Mjoll this upset about anything. The city really gets to her.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I made Cicero a Blade to teach those jerks a lesson for wanting me to kill Paarthurnax.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Hah, perfect! I'm doing that when the remastered version comes out.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's awesome, I applaud you. I didn't know you could make Cicero a Blade!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

hearthstone dlc

9 years ago | Likes 108 Dislikes 11

I dunno seems like everytime I try to get dlc for that I just end up with more cards.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Lol wrong game. hearthfire dlc

9 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 0

Oh right hearthstone is a game

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Wow.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

You were trying to be helpful, and that's good enough for me.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

At first I thought you were calling skyrim dlc for hearthstone lmfao

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lololol. I playDOVAKIN

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0