HypocriticalBastard
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by Ni-nig on Deviantart
Source: https://ni-nig.deviantart.com/art/bless-you-717253032
Nov 27, 2017 10:42 PM
HypocriticalBastard
184767
4683
127
by Ni-nig on Deviantart
Source: https://ni-nig.deviantart.com/art/bless-you-717253032
amorcelestial
/a/TFe6C
angelis102
So just so we are clear. Some of us need big flashing neon signs if you are into us.
LukeKarr22
The romantic in me says "This is beautiful." The realist in my says "That would literally never happen."
krapmyself
In reality: "I HAVE A BOYFRIEND."
CuriousPurple
SamSquanch148
I feel like I've had moments like this, but we never actually talk again. That said, these moments make my day even though they are brief.
ArsenoPyrite
Ah yes, a dramatization of that classic sweet love song hit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY6I4MwrX7k
HatredandVitriol
It's called sexual harassment if you are ugly.
ExplainsTheReasoningBehindHowHeVotes
but what about the moneyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy? upvoted for not being wrong.
virgil592
You deserve those 1,000 upvotes.
AutoFox
My heart thaws. Then I look around at my stye of a room and my nonexistent relationships. I sigh, settle, and continue browsing usersub...
mkyner
Welcome to the rest of your life!
PhiliBodyClicker
Awww. I'm so glad I have a phone to see this cute story on.
Illthinkaboutitlater
I'm going to tell the next pretty stranger that I see what our mini head-sitting selves are doing to each other in graphic detail!
mkyner
Make it something epic, like fighting the dragon together in the next seat.
shiftdi3s3l
That's cute, and completely fictional. Can I have a version where the woman looks back with utter disgust? Just to keep it real.
dontfuqtheworldupohwaityoudid
I agree with the other lonely people here.
DanNeedsLoveToo
Reality is the other person barely give a shit about you LOL. I can sit next to a girl but I HIGHLY doubt she'll like me for no reason.
DanNeedsLoveToo
Prob cuz im ugly af ;- ;
antiflagdan
I agree with your username.
dangerkat
I want to send this to my ex girlfriend, she broke up with me a week ago. I want to think this is true of us.....I'm not going to send it.
ChamelionisticKaiju
Don't. You'll end up regretting it even more. Life is tough now, but eventually things will get better. Just ride out this rough storm
dangerkat
Thanks for the reply!
DeadlyFood
Can't hear sneezes with my earbuds in
TheHawkRules
hanszimmermann
#metoo
SomeRandomNobhead
This is pretty sad if you think about it.
FlockOfSeagulls25
I know, my little man must be PISSED at the levels of eczema my scalp has
Zeda
And.. And then they fucked and stuff, right? Right?
rugmiem
TubbsTeryxTacular
Reading this in Gilbert Gottfried's voice.
Santooth
Awww.
addi09
If only nature came with an "I am attracted to you" signal O wait we all have mouths don't we
PeopleWhoDied
thats kinda creepy
thatdamnrat
In the last panel I can't help but think they've both noticed their little clones and are freaking out
SirLyonhart
English is easy, until tough sounds like tuff, through sounds like thru, and thought sounds like thawt (a German friend used to say thowft)
IKnowEnglish
The comments here seem to be from very, very jaded people.
CorwinMacGregor
imgur draws cynics to it like flies to shit.
dresdenreader
Yeah I noticed that.
pancreas
correlation/causation
IAMCOLOSSUS
PoliticalWanderer
Imgur is home to a lot of young, angry, and resentful people who hate the happiness of others.
quizquare
We're not all young!
zikaBLYAT
Maybe they're "angry and resentful" because they're frustrated society gives them conflicting advice about life, and no one wants to help.
LonelyBrannigan
Anica891
Cabose2277
AngelxOfxSin
SaltismySugar
Yeah dude... same, same...
MrtheOffender
https://imgur.com/6gzAjFG
dumpsterjedi1
ChrisHemsworthsBulge
ahumblemotherfuckerwithabigassdick
Username checks out
ExplainsTheReasoningBehindHowHeVotes
upvoted for checking usernames
GodkingLamp
Aren't we all...
TransGirlsDoItBetter
OniOfWildPlaces
Aaaaw !
ArchMagos
Always upvote Lilo and stitch.
0I230
LonelyBrannigan
Me, every morning
mkyner
Source?
0I230
That gif is from SAO if I’m not mistaken. Imgur has it as a reaction gif. I believe its me little sister.
mkyner
Thanks!
Itriedtodoathing
If only it were that easy *cry*
Monesab
Bless you
northerngermany
It is easy if you are not afraid of taking risks. Even the prettiest girl just wants to be loved.
OnionCutter
I can help with that you know.
jennym123
All it takes is one.
Mechlai
That's what I thought too. Just be careful of phishers okay guys? I've recently decided to put some money down and start searching 1/
Mechlai
various sites. I've fallen for several very elaborate multi-day flirts with "women" who turned out to be after my money. If they are 2/
Mechlai
messaging you from "outside of the country" for any sort of business they are doing, take that as the reddest of flags and never give money.
DMGuy
Your mom is BOOM ROASTED GOTTEM
CouldBeACrackhead
It is if you're hot.
Ben1045
You don't sound like a credible source.
CouldBeACrackhead
Didn't say I was hot or that it was easy for me.
Ben1045
I'm being flippant. I supposed your comment wasn't exactly grave either so I jostled back that you would need to be hot to experience it.
KorruptJustice
So that's where I went wrong.
ComradeV
1According to my SO co-workers and patient, Im super hot. I am still terrified of speaking to women, and could never approach them in public
ComradeV
2 Thanks internet! for a medium to speak to women that doesnt involve crippling anxiety.
DavidBrooker
Some of the truest advice I've been given is: 'life's a lottery, be lucky'. Not the best advice though, since you can't do jack. But true.
prozack8356
What's the quote about being lucky? "The ones who are lucky are the ones who give themselves the best odds and don't let go until they win."
pancreas
Reminds me of a tactic used by companies when hiring new employees. Take half the stack of resumes and throw it in the trash (1)
pancreas
(2)wouldn't want to hire anyone who's unlucky.
DownvoteFactory
It's a lottery but you can buy more tickets. I stayed at home watching TV and gaming for years. I could've been out there increasing my odds
ILikeBlondDudesAndICanNotLieButGingersWillDoJustFine
And then they never talked again.
SpikeTheGoat
It was the plague all along.
Jklmon
Plot Twist: You mean that literarlly. They made all their exchanges exclusively through nonverbal communication and texting.
azureraptor
Happily ever after. Right up unti lthe bus crashed.
GlassCannon570
Yes. Largely because they did not survive the simultaneous extradimensional invasion and mistaken soviet tank which arrived next.
Counterfit
I bet it was an IS-3
USSRsub
AfterTimeAdrift
Ussrname checks out