Work retail? Me too! :'(

Nov 22, 2016 3:38 PM

JuanDollar

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Work retail? Me too! :'(

Happy Thanksgiving peoples!

Or when you go to close out your shift and customers keep coming up. Like no. I DIDN'T FUCKING CALL YOU UP.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

You guys should try working for a company that provides services to the government...fuck me man

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or when some parent let's their kids run wild as a distraction so they can steal.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

These posts are so whiny

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 9

it saddens me to encounter someone who obviously has 0 social interaction and they wont shut up. but still. THEY WONT SHUT UP

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

When I walk in 3 minutes before closing, I make damn sure I'm out in 3 minutes too.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Did my time for 5 years and the staff were always the worst. You are literally paid to serve so don't bitch when you have to serve.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Or when customers approach your register before you call them up. Like no problem. Put your clothes right over the mess of the last one

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I work at Best Buy and my least favorite is when someone says "Well you guys just lost a customer!" I'm fucking devastated, Sharon.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

"we don't sell that anymore" - "WELL YOU USED TO!" - "correct." - "...I NEED IT NOW!"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love working retail it's simple, easy, and my boss is awesome.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 4

The people you work with can make a huge difference in how you feel about your job. Good management keeps morale high.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Weren't you retail whining asses just complaining in a different meme about people not talking to you? Jesus, make up your fucking minds.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 9

No, that's standard customer service. It's only occasionally that your mood to talk matches the corporate bullshit. Then it is sad.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I quit one retail job for another and it's similar except this time around I have a boss that doesn't destroy my soul. So it's bearable.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I envy you. My boss has completely fucked it my department and her 2nd in command is trying to fix everything in the 3 weeks she has off

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The place I worked at, the boss was the owner and she was this sweet old Vietnamese-Chinese (born in-raised in) woman who liked all of us.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To be fair, my mom doesn't say how she's doing because she knows you guys don't actually care

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Guilty as charged.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Exactly. I'm already shy enough, I don't want to have to force small talk with someone who we both know doesn't actually care.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Especially if there are a lot of customers in line.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used to love when customer's used, "The customer is always right ya know!" Especially when they were wrong or rude...

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

I've actually looked a cust dead in the eye and said, no, they most certainly are not, and nor are you, then showed them the directions.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Swivel back and forth saying "You're right! Now you're left. Now you're right! Now you're left!"

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

It's like they don't realise TCIAR is a damn sales technique that appeals to their stupidity.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Basically, give em what they want until the profit margin gets too thin.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I almost hit a bingo in retail today. The only thing that didn't happen was the usual 10 minute argument about needing ID (1/2)

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Followed by them pulling out the ID they had all along. Like, bitch, do you get off on needless arguments or something? (2/2)

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

EPILOGUE: "I know it's not your fault" continues to be angry at me. "Can I get a refund?" Finished watching, basically wants free rental.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Customer has a check as their only form of payment. "Can I borrow a pen?" NO! You know you need a pen. Bring one!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

and this hatred for people that spend money in person is why I shop online.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 5

Cyber Monday is finally starting to be a better option than black Friday for me.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

#11 I have had the same pen for several months now. It has become my prized possession and nobody is allowed to ̶s̶t̶e̶a̶l̶ borrow it.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I always tucked one away under one of the registers so no one could find it.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

One of my favorite days in retail management was putting in my 2 weeks on Nov 10th for a better paying job.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I once had an asian couple at my register who were only there to buy 25 pregnancy tests

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

24 wasn't enough?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They took all we had, but I saw the hungry look in their eyes, I could see they wanted about three fiddy

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

350 children? or three children and a stillborn?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I discovered that I no longer dispose Christmas music now that I'm out of retail. Not hearing it every day for 6 weeks straight is great

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

I envy you. I still catch myself grinding my teeth when I hear christmas music, and I've been out for four years.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

dispose or despise?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

At least give the Christmas music to goodwill or something instead of just throwing it out.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Retail made me hate Canadians. They always tried to get me to waive sales tax

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh dude even people from other states lol. I had to do a tax exempt for a damn toothbrush, all cuz he didn't want to pay 10 cents smdh

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I work at a BestBuy. Don't even have time to go home between this Wednesday to Saturday I'm working so many hours. People say "At least (1/2

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

RIP. Worked there 4 years while in college. First two were when it was 5am Friday, and then it was earlier and earlier :/

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn dude, I remember when I did a triple over Black Friday when I worked at BestBuy, that was hell on earth.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

(2/2) you're closed till 5PM on Thanksgiving, right? ". Doesn't mean we don't have to be there to prep.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

I'm so sorry they put a gun to your head to force you to work for them. I would have thought that would be illegal.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 9

6 years in retail... it wasn't that bad. All of the above is true. And if kids fuck up my shelves I ask them to stop. They usually would

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Kid knocked down a display of pickled beets. Dad just hurried her along as if I didn't see them. Great message you're giving her there...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I gave one little kid the death stare. And he immediately started reorganizing the toy aisle. Lol

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I usually go up next to them and start cleaning up what they just ruined. They generally start helping me.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

(That is truly lovely!)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They're just bored kids trying to have some fun, I blame the parents more than the kids. They don't teach them anything.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Retail gives you soul cancer. Get out if you can.

9 years ago | Likes 182 Dislikes 2

Soul cancer - what a great term. I like it.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Nov 24, 2016 12:08 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Friends and I say retail or food services, each are their own brand of hell

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

College Bookstore Employee, yes dear god yes

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

my co workers ask me why i'm so polite to customers. - my answer.. because 10% of them deserve it, and the other 90% ...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i'm trying to serve as fast as i can, to get them out of the store.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol, I've worked it 9 years same company. But I'm starting school in January thankfully, it's eaten too much of my soul.

9 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 1

*item doesn't ring up* Me: shit don't say it Them:"Guess it's free today!" Me: dies a little more "haha good one." Why? Why!? Why....

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I did 16 years Good retail. 11 at the same company. My reward was being let go for making too much...

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

In retail. How the hell that auto corrected to good is beyond me.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I'm of the opinion that there should be a mandatory year's National Service, but in retail. Maybe it'd stop people being such massive dicks

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I wish I could upvote this 1 million times. Spent 10.5 yrs in retail...so yeah, everyone should get to experience the "joy".

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Ive said the same thing!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That and time in the food Industry

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can you change the price on something because I lack foresight and missed the sale. "No." -me.. " yes" -my cowardly store manager... Fuck..

9 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 2

I haaaaaaate that. Hate it so much. When I became manager I always said no if my emps said no.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not saying the manager should always say no too but at least acknowledge the employee followed standard protocol and did their job.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Totes magotes

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

its not that uncommon actully

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

At at the end of the month -> Manager: "Profits are down, stop giving discounts!"

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Had to give a sale discount from a previous Christmas sale.... it was July. Management has no spine.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Once had to return a TV remote we no longer stocked that was purchased two years prior. That's when I decided to quit.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lol, srsly?

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

If you throw a tantrum like a terrible 4 year old, management will often give it to you up to a certain threshold.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Depends, as a manager, i tend to give the more polite customers the missed sale price. Tantrum throwing assholes can go fuck themselves.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wish more managers were like you.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you choose to exploit this dickish loophole, please treat the minimum wage employee well and wait to scream at the manager.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Or just make us all miserable anyway because the management takes it out on us...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Do you have it in the back?" "Oh, we were waiting for someone clever enough to figure out where we kept it. On the shelf was too easy, (1)

9 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 2

I asked that one time at Target. Guess what. It WAS in the back all along!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

hah, when i go "out the back" to pretend to look... if i see it, I'm not telling a customer that. I'll wait a day, then put on shelf.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I'll always ask if something I need is in the back. Does your store have an automatic restocking robot?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is fine. The point is don't ask the cashier when you come to check out. Ask someone who actually might know what is in the back.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I get it, but Everytime I go too Best buy and ask after something, it's in the back. Printer on display? In the back. Laptop? back, tv back.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

we only wanted the brightest and most deserving people to get the darn things. You've passed our grand challenge, now I am off to magical(2)

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 2

portal that takes me to the land of infinite space where we keep extra of everything in the store just for people as wonderful as you", (3)

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 3

he screams, to himself, in his car on the way home, ready to get drunk before another day. (4)

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 3

So much YES!!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Too much effort. Go in back. Goof for 10mins, or do some real work. Come back out. "No."

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I do this more often than I care to admit.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1